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Phone Tap PODCAST: This Scam Is Not A Scam · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And we've talked about
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  Speaker 1: this on the show before, but it's kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 1: There's a record number of scam calls happening right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, study show almost seventy percent of all phone
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  Speaker 1: calls are scams. Yes, true, And my car warranty doesn't
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  Speaker 1: need help. Okay, there's no warranty anymore, it's too old,
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  Speaker 1: and so people are extra wary whenever they get a
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Now. In fact, it's hard to do these
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  Speaker 1: pranks sometimes because people won't even pick up most of
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  Speaker 1: the time. But every once in a while someone does,
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  Speaker 1: and I think it's important to tell that person right
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  Speaker 1: off the get go, this is a legitimate call. You
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  Speaker 1: should definitely believe me. And that's what happens today when
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  Speaker 1: I call a guy who was set up by his
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  Speaker 1: wife because apparently he's been getting a lot of scam
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  Speaker 1: calls lately. Hopefully he takes my word for it that
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  Speaker 1: this is definitely not a scam. Yeah, it's just a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap and it's happening right now the twenties. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Dave. Uh, it's actually Dave,
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  Speaker 1: but this is he. Oh. I'm sorry about that, Dave.
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  Speaker 1: My name's Lester Green. I'm calling from Global Industries and
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  Speaker 1: I need to tell you before we begin this call
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  Speaker 1: that this is not a scam. Okay, okay. I'm usually
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  Speaker 1: when people preface that it means it's a scam. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I've been on the phone all morning
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  Speaker 1: and you would not believe the amount of people that
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  Speaker 1: think I'm trying to scam them. It's ridiculous, but it's not. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how can I help you? Okay? So I'm just telling
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  Speaker 1: you up front right now, this isn't one of those
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  Speaker 1: scam calls. You said that, but then why do you
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  Speaker 1: keep bringing it up? Like I said, but the way
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  Speaker 1: the world is now and how many scammers and con
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  Speaker 1: artists there are, it's really important that I tell you
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  Speaker 1: that this is not a scam, right, Yeah, So can
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  Speaker 1: you just tell me what this is all about. Well,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, I just I need to tell you
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  Speaker 1: that this call is being recorded, and I do need
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  Speaker 1: you to acknowledge that this is not a scam. I'm
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  Speaker 1: starting to feel like it is a scam, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure that I want to be recorded. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just but either state your point or I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to hop off the phone. Well, I can't state my
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  Speaker 1: point until you acknowledge that it's not a scam. I
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  Speaker 1: need to hear you say that. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: say that because you haven't said anything other than it's
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  Speaker 1: not a scam, which makes me think it's a scam.
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  Speaker 1: So tell me what I'm sorry said. Then I can't
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  Speaker 1: tell you what's going on then because my business Global
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  Speaker 1: Industries won't allow it. But I promise you it is
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  Speaker 1: very important information and not scamming. Can I just tell
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  Speaker 1: you you sound like a scammer. I've calls like this before,
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  Speaker 1: and you literally sound like someone who's calling to scam. Well, sir,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Would a scammer stay on
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  Speaker 1: the line with you this long? Absolutely a scammer would
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  Speaker 1: stay on the line. That's the whole point of a
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  Speaker 1: scam is they try and drag you along until the
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  Speaker 1: scam happens. You're saying a scammer would stay on the
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  Speaker 1: line and ask you for money. But I haven't asked
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  Speaker 1: you for any money, So doesn't that prove that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a scammer. Just please stop talking in circles and
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  Speaker 1: don't mention the word scam anymore. Okay, if you say
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  Speaker 1: scam again, I'm gonna lose it. The only reason that
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying it is because it's to prove that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not doing that to you, because if I was actually
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  Speaker 1: a scammer, I would probably Oh my god, you said
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  Speaker 1: scam again. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to prove to you that i'm not. As long
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  Speaker 1: as you first acknowledge that this is not a scam, Fine,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a scam. My god. Will you just tell
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  Speaker 1: me why you called and what you have to tell me?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Dave. Now, before I tell you
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  Speaker 1: the important information, I would like to give you something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, here it comes. What vacation to the
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  Speaker 1: Las Vegas. No grand in a bank account, as long
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  Speaker 1: as I give you something in return, of course not.
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  Speaker 1: I want to send you a keychain in the mail
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  Speaker 1: saying I did not get scammed. It's a little congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is wild. Okay, send me a keychain. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you accept the keychain. I will accept the keychain happily.
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  Speaker 1: I will put my keys on it and use it
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  Speaker 1: every day. Excellent. The postage for that not scam keychain
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  Speaker 1: will be five thousand, three hundred and sixty two dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god. But Daddy, that was almost a scam, but
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  Speaker 1: not a scam. This is kind of funny. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna lie. I'm pretty amused, but I'm also done. I
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  Speaker 1: think so is that? It is that everything? So you
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  Speaker 1: don't want the keychain now? No, I don't. So I
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  Speaker 1: would like to send you another keychain for not falling
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  Speaker 1: for that second not scam. Now, all right, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: Just take me off the list, please put me on
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  Speaker 1: if you have a no call list, please place me
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  Speaker 1: on that list. I'm sorry, Dave, I can't to do
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  Speaker 1: that because only scammers have those lists, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a list because, as you've already acknowledged earlier in
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  Speaker 1: this call, I am not a scammer. Well, I'm starting
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  Speaker 1: to rethink my acknowledgement now, and so I'm done. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna have to take back the keychain that
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  Speaker 1: we were giving you. I never wanted the key chain
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  Speaker 1: in the first place. You called me and offered me something,
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  Speaker 1: and you want something in return. Okay, now that you
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  Speaker 1: don't want it, we can send it back. Now. You
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  Speaker 1: are the worst scammer on the planet. Out of all
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  Speaker 1: those scammers, I've got to you are the absolute word.
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  Speaker 1: What would the worst scammers set you up with a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call from your wife? I don't think so, Dave.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, I'm actually a radio host. My name's
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  Speaker 1: jeff from the Showbrook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you, man. Yeah, are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? No, I'm serious. Your wife Andreas set you
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  Speaker 1: up because she says you're getting pissed off all the
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  Speaker 1: time about the random scam calls that you get, so
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  Speaker 1: she wanted us to mess with you. Does this mean
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  Speaker 1: I don't get my keychain? No, you don't get a
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  Speaker 1: key chain. But hey, look at the good news. At
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  Speaker 1: least this wasn't a scam. Actually it kind of was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it kind of was a postcam. Can you acknowledge that
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  Speaker 1: it was a phone scam. Yes, I got scammed. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I have you on record. We're gonna send you that keychain. Congratulations, Dave.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties.