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Phone Tap PODCAST: Business Strategy Freakout · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And look, whenever we do one
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  Speaker 1: of these pranks, before we actually dial the number, we
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  Speaker 1: look over all the notes that people have sent us
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  Speaker 1: telling us about the prank. Ye yeah, right, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: have to know where they're sensitive, right. It tells us
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  Speaker 1: kind of what's going on in their lives, what are
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  Speaker 1: their fears, their triggers, And then using that as a guide,
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  Speaker 1: we brainstorm how exactly do we want to mess with them.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just say we think about it. People think
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  Speaker 1: we just close our eyes and make a phone call. Right,
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  Speaker 1: We call it with a plan before we go into
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  Speaker 1: this call. Absolutely, But once in a while, the actual
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  Speaker 1: call doesn't go the way we thought it might. Oh
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  Speaker 1: and the whole thing kind of spirals out of control
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  Speaker 1: before we ever get to our planned idea. Okay, totally,
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  Speaker 1: And that's basically what happened today. Oh no, when I
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  Speaker 1: tried to call a guy who's concerned about his company's
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  Speaker 1: financial situation already kind of a boring topic. Well, he's
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  Speaker 1: been under a lot of stress. Yeah, and it just
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  Speaker 1: kind of boils over onto money, buddy. Normally we don't
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  Speaker 1: air these. These are failed phone taps. Yeah, it happens
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  Speaker 1: pretty quickly, quicker than I imagined it would. But you'll
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  Speaker 1: hear it. And luckily he agreed to let us hear it.
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  Speaker 1: It's your brand new phone tap right now, twenties. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Manny out. Yeah, this is Manny.
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? Hey, Manny. My name's Kyle Darrington. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: new business strategist for the company. Troy hired me last week.
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  Speaker 1: Business strategist. Yeah, you know, I'm here to help the
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  Speaker 1: company navigate through some of these tough times. They want
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  Speaker 1: to bring in some outside help make sure the business
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  Speaker 1: is a fellowen. Okay, Um, so Troy told you to
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  Speaker 1: call me. Actually, Troy wanted me to call everybody on
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  Speaker 1: the team go over the plan. You're actually the first
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  Speaker 1: person that I'm calling. Okay. Um, I didn't know this
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  Speaker 1: was happening, so, oh really, So did Troy not tell
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  Speaker 1: you about the new strategic partner. Then we have a
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  Speaker 1: strategic partner. Yeah, this is weird. I thought you knew
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  Speaker 1: it's a little unconventional. But my background was in marketing
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  Speaker 1: and media, which is why I was able to secure
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  Speaker 1: a sponsorship deal with Pepsi for your office. What waits,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just really confused right now you're back? Are you
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  Speaker 1: confused about Pepsi? I mean I heard before. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea, Like, what is happening right now is just
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  Speaker 1: even real. Okay, let me clear it up for you. Okay, Manny,
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  Speaker 1: let me clear it up. Pepsi usually comes in like
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  Speaker 1: blue cans, sometimes in clear bottles. You drink it, it's carbonated,
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  Speaker 1: it's sweety. Funny, guy, I know what pepsi is. This
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  Speaker 1: sounds insane, is what I'm saying. And I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: make sense of getting a call during my work day
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  Speaker 1: when some stranger is saying we're sponsored now by Pepsi, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what the is going on? No, it's actually
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  Speaker 1: kind of cool, forward thinking, innovative idea. I still do
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  Speaker 1: not actually know what you're saying to me, Like sponsorships
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  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with art. Okay, man, if you
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  Speaker 1: could just shut the up for a second. Then I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to tell you. Okay, you know what, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you back the fuck up right now. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you're pulling some kind of like you got my
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  Speaker 1: number from someone, but don't come at me like that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: do not come at me. Listen, buddy, I just told
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  Speaker 1: you Troy is the one. You know what, I don't
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  Speaker 1: give up who you are. I did not sign up
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  Speaker 1: for this bullet. You can tell Troy he can shove
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  Speaker 1: it up because I'm not participating. You want, you want
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  Speaker 1: to put a pepsi up his I don't think that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna go over. You know what. Listen to me, Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: You take that pepsi and shove it up your end,
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  Speaker 1: and then you can tell Troy to shove it up
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  Speaker 1: because this is the most ridiculous thing. Okay, I think, Manny,
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  Speaker 1: we got off on the wrong foot here, probably because
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  Speaker 1: you're a little and you always complain about everything. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I'll give you my address. I am
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  Speaker 1: happy if you want to meet somewhere and square this up.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you right now, okay, I'll have no idea. I
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  Speaker 1: will beat this out of you with a bagful of
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  Speaker 1: Pepsi cans. Please, I will your world up so many
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  Speaker 1: times you won't even know what having a Pepsi means.
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  Speaker 1: You'll have a coach and shut the fuck up, you dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'll crack your head open like a can of pepsi
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  Speaker 1: right now, Oh please, you are such a your voice
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  Speaker 1: cracks like a little girl hitting me a piece of
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  Speaker 1: gargoyle turd face will reach through this phone and smack
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  Speaker 1: you upside the head. You in moron. I gotta say
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  Speaker 1: I like your energy right now. We need more of
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  Speaker 1: that at the Pepsi company. How would you like to
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  Speaker 1: work for me? Why the are you still talking to me?
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  Speaker 1: You've great a nut job broken in half calling people
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  Speaker 1: randomly out of the blue, like what the fuck is
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you? It's not endam manny. I already told you.
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  Speaker 1: Troy's the one that wanted me to call you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get you have to phone number or did some bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: I guarantee right now, Troy would never talk to some
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  Speaker 1: degenerate like you, you backwash middle piece, or you have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of anger for somebody who's currently worked. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to a degenerate moron who's wasting my work day.
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  Speaker 1: When I'm actually busy getting worked on, Manny. Once you
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  Speaker 1: get fired, why don't you come over and you can
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  Speaker 1: wash my car once I get fired. You don't even
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  Speaker 1: own it car. Come on, Yeah, I live with mom,
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  Speaker 1: sleep until three in the afternoon. I do watch your cartoon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do do that. I do all that because I
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  Speaker 1: work for Pepsi. Yeah, like you worked for Pepsi. This
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  Speaker 1: guy's the biggest moron I've ever heard of. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Actually I think I am the biggest moron ever because
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying I don't work for a Pepsi. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you talking
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  Speaker 1: about this is a prank call. Wait what, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: mean for it to get off the rails quite like
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  Speaker 1: it did, But you have a lot of anger that
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  Speaker 1: came out really quickly. I just had to roll with it. Wait.
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  Speaker 1: Your your boss, Troy set you up for a prank
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  Speaker 1: because he knew that you're stressed about work lately. He
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  Speaker 1: wanted to try to make you laugh. Wait where did
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  Speaker 1: you say you're from? From the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. I do not have any association
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  Speaker 1: with PEPSI or any strategic planning at any sort. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, oh my, do you feel bad at all
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  Speaker 1: for any of the really terrible names that you called
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  Speaker 1: me though? Oh um, listen, I might need you to
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  Speaker 1: delete some of what I said. Yeah, that sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a move. Do you want me to delete stuff that
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  Speaker 1: you said? A real man would let me air this.
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  Speaker 1: You're a wake up every morning with funk two point
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  Speaker 1: five