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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rubber Swim Mittens · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: you call one eight hundred duy away. As on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving cil all right. This is Jet from MasterCard.
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  Speaker 1: Is Paul Um? No, he's not, but I this is
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  Speaker 1: his wife, and he and I share the cards, so
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  Speaker 1: I can help you. Oh okay, can you tell him
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  Speaker 1: that he needs to call us right away regarding several
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  Speaker 1: questionable charges. I haven't been able to contact him. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: What other charges? We think that maybe somebody might have
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  Speaker 1: stolen his credit card in Dallas, Texas, because he's obviously
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  Speaker 1: not from there. No, but that's that's where he is,
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  Speaker 1: so oh okay, so maybe maybe these's fine? Maybe these
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  Speaker 1: are his charges then m Yeah, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I really appreciate that you guys do that. No, he
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  Speaker 1: is a way on a business trip, so okay. The
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  Speaker 1: charges are kind of odd though, Okay, several charges came
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  Speaker 1: from an adult toy shop. Uh. I hope you don't
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  Speaker 1: mind me asking or thinking I'm being too forward? Would
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  Speaker 1: he normally shop at places like that. No, no, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. There could be someone in the area
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  Speaker 1: maybe that got ahold of his credit card. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and read some of the charges off
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  Speaker 1: to you to see if they sound like anything that
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  Speaker 1: he might buy. Okay, we've got five rubber swim mintons.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do you need swim swimming mintons for anything?
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  Speaker 1: Rubber ones? I don't even I have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: that is. I don't even know. Okay, he's got two
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  Speaker 1: pleasure periscopes on there, one Houdini locking steel chastity belt
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  Speaker 1: and a head mask. What for nine something called the stuffoscope.
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  Speaker 1: It's another pricey item. Oh my god, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what the stuff is. I need to call him.
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  Speaker 1: Another charge for a hooded spandex full body binder sack.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but binder sack, that's full body. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I need to call him. Is there any
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  Speaker 1: way to check and see if they would have asked
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  Speaker 1: for the security code on the back of his card? Ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: I do deal with this a lot, and sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: just kind of have to face the facts. But face
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  Speaker 1: the facts for what I just know from experience that
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times when a husband is not being
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  Speaker 1: satisfied in the bedroom. E me, excuse me. Now, you're
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  Speaker 1: taking it to a place that is none of your business.
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  Speaker 1: It is my business. It sort of is my business, though,
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  Speaker 1: because I need to do my investigation to figure out
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  Speaker 1: if you know it is not your business to talk
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  Speaker 1: like that to me on the phone. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: you know. What you just said is insulting. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to help you. I'm trying to help you. No, you're
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  Speaker 1: You're actually not You're really making me angry, and you
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  Speaker 1: should be able to tell that by the tone of
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  Speaker 1: my voice. That is so completely inappropriate. You own a
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  Speaker 1: pair of rubber swimming mittens because maybe if be happening.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what rubber swim mittens are for.
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  Speaker 1: That's the problem. I don't even care what rubber swim
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  Speaker 1: mittens before. What I care about is your name and
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  Speaker 1: your supervisor's name. I want those things right now. That's
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  Speaker 1: exactly the type of attitude that makes husbands go on
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  Speaker 1: business trips and buy things like pleasures. You need to stop.
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  Speaker 1: I'd like you to shut up. You don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. This is supposed to be a business
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  Speaker 1: phone call for a credit card, and you're bringing up
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  Speaker 1: stuff that's disgusting. You need to stop. You deserve to
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  Speaker 1: be fired. I apologize, ma'm I apologize. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: even want your apology. You just keep antagonizing me. What
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  Speaker 1: if I told you? What if I told you that
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  Speaker 1: your husband actually wanted me to call you? Because this
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, are you kidding me? No,
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  Speaker 1: he's been planning it for over a month. Kidding me. However,
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  Speaker 1: I do think that he may have bought a couple
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  Speaker 1: pleasure periscopes. Just what. I don't even care. Week Up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with Jubal Funk taps weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties point five