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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dresser I Barely Knew Her · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another jubil on the twenties, imoin five. Hello. Hello, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: hell's Alison there? Yep, this is Alison. Fine, Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 1: I heard you say hello a couple of times. We're
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  Speaker 1: meeting to tacol right now. Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what we call. We have the best food truck
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  Speaker 1: stop by today. I don't know where you're at, but
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  Speaker 1: I can give you the address. You can come down
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  Speaker 1: here and check it out. They got the best tacos. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who is this? Oh? I'm sorry? This is
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  Speaker 1: Stewart from Home Furnishings. Okay, So are you calling about
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  Speaker 1: my dresser or are you calling about the tacos that
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  Speaker 1: you're eating or so a little bit of both. Actually, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: originally called because I got a note here that we
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  Speaker 1: delivered the wrong piece of furniture to you. But I
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  Speaker 1: just want to tell you about the tacos in case
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  Speaker 1: you're around. I don't I don't want to hear about
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  Speaker 1: the tacos. Okay, you guys really screwed this up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got it. You don't want to talk about the tacos.
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  Speaker 1: I understand. Listen, So what's the issue. How do you
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  Speaker 1: not understand what the issue is. I thought you had
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  Speaker 1: a note right there. I really do not feel the
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  Speaker 1: need to repeat this for you. I'm pretty sure the
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  Speaker 1: issue is very clear at this point. My notes say
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  Speaker 1: that you originally ordered a coffee table. Correct. Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Right now? Seriously? I don't even understand how
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  Speaker 1: we can even get this far at this point, I
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  Speaker 1: have a receipt for the dresser. I've been into the
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  Speaker 1: store with a receipt for the dresser. I have talked
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  Speaker 1: to two people with the receipt for the dresser. There
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  Speaker 1: is no mention of a coffee table anywhere, except for
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  Speaker 1: the first time I got a coffee table delivered. I
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  Speaker 1: see why I'm confused because my notes say different than
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. What about if you have no idea
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  Speaker 1: what that happen? This has to do with a note.
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  Speaker 1: There isn't anything more official than what some schmuck wrote down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the first time I called, all right, you say you
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  Speaker 1: ordered and paid for a dresser. But is it possible
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  Speaker 1: that you ordered a coffee table and a dresser. Is
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  Speaker 1: that what could have happened? What is going on over there?
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  Speaker 1: I ordered a dresser. I don't there is no coffee table.
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  Speaker 1: Is it possible that you don't know what you ordered?
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  Speaker 1: Because sometimes that can happen too. Is it possible that
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  Speaker 1: you are a idiot? How did you ever even get
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  Speaker 1: any kind of a job. What aren't you understanding about
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  Speaker 1: the one sentence that I have said to you that
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  Speaker 1: matters at all? Well, you've said a lot of sentence
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  Speaker 1: ordered dress You've said a lot of sentences. Okay, the
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  Speaker 1: one that matters is I ordered a dresser. That's the
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  Speaker 1: one sentence that matters. Can you understand that? Look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: really sorry. I'm really sorry. Your words that you understand,
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  Speaker 1: they're in your vocabulary. Correct it. I've got it, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. And I want to make this right
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  Speaker 1: because I can tell that you're angry. I am beyond angry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in sense. Okay, all right, Well what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't normally make deliveries, but I'm going to personally
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  Speaker 1: drive over to your house and deliver that nightstand myself.
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  Speaker 1: Are you I'm not going to make sure that you
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  Speaker 1: get it right now? Are you joking? I will do
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  Speaker 1: that first. When you first started calling me, I'm positive
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  Speaker 1: that you were just stupid. Now are you just with
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  Speaker 1: me on purpose? Do you just want to see like
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  Speaker 1: this funny to you? You You just want to see how
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  Speaker 1: angry I can get? Because yeah, maybe you should come here.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you should come here if you're going to continue
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  Speaker 1: with me, and then we can do that. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not streak. I'm not messing with you at all. I
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  Speaker 1: will literally bring that nightstand myself. You're not. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: If you're not seeing with me right now, then seriously,
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  Speaker 1: you should come over here because I'm gonna beat out
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  Speaker 1: of you. Okay, Well, I don't want to deliver that nightstand.
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  Speaker 1: Then I don't feel safe coming over the nightstand. Now?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Stop saying that it's a dresser? Oh
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  Speaker 1: you ordered a dresser, Elain. You know I did. I
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  Speaker 1: was confused because my notes had said one thing, you're
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  Speaker 1: not You're not. No, yeah, hey, I agree with you
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  Speaker 1: because they're wrong. Clearly the notes you ordered a dresser.
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  Speaker 1: It took a little bit of work, but we got
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  Speaker 1: to the bottom of it. Are you are you okay?
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  Speaker 1: Can you just get it to my house at this one? Curiously,
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  Speaker 1: that's to be a problem because we just sold our
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  Speaker 1: last dresser yesterday. Okay, you listen to me. You Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. You're gonna get your supervisor in
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  Speaker 1: the phone. You're gonna be fired because you're the biggest
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  Speaker 1: idiot I've ever talked to you my entire life. And
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  Speaker 1: then when your supervisor get to the phone, he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be fired, hiring you. Everybody at this entire store, whole
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  Speaker 1: bunch of idiots. I can't handle it anymore. It is true.
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  Speaker 1: We're all a bunch of idiots. Finally, yes, finally you've
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  Speaker 1: got something right. Yeah, but idiot. I should also tell
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  Speaker 1: you I'm not calling from that furniture store either. What
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  Speaker 1: it's a joke. This is actually jewel from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your husband, Alex set
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  Speaker 1: you up? Are you kidding me right now? I'm shaking
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  Speaker 1: over here. I'm about to go kill somebody. Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me right now? He says that you've been having
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  Speaker 1: trouble getting some piece of furniture that you ordered and
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  Speaker 1: you're just going nuts over it. Oh my god. So
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  Speaker 1: just to be clear, you ordered an end table. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you ordered. Start up wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: jewel foot taps weekday mornings on the twenties, fully on
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  Speaker 1: removing ninety two point five Let's Go