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Phone Tap PODCAST: Loud Places · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call did somebody say phone tap?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I just said it. Whenever we have a
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  Speaker 1: caller on our show, our one hope is that whoever
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  Speaker 1: we're talking to has a clear phone line. Yeah, please,
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  Speaker 1: no static, no noises in the background. I swear every
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  Speaker 1: time Producer Boy and I try and edit a news clip,
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  Speaker 1: there's some toilet flushing or somebody casually setting off dynamite
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  Speaker 1: in the background. But today is our revenge. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: call somebody with some sounds to push them over the edge. Yeah. See,
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  Speaker 1: I like it now. At least that's what our own
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  Speaker 1: Brook Fox tries to do when she calls a restaurant
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  Speaker 1: to make a dinner reservation and it's a struggle. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna hear it in brand new phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another the twenties. Tell me I'm moving two point five.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, you've reached seafood bar and grill. This is Michelle.
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  Speaker 1: Hi there, I was hoping to make a reservation. Sure
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  Speaker 1: we can do that for you. What day are you thinking?
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  Speaker 1: It'll be this Wednesday? And it's actually a special occasion.
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  Speaker 1: It's my husband and I's fifteenth wedding anniversary. Oh my gosh, congratulation,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. So I was hoping I could make a
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  Speaker 1: couple of requests for the special occasion. Of course, absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: we specialize in like birthdays and like a little thing. Right,
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  Speaker 1: You're right. So I was hoping you'd have a special
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  Speaker 1: dessert and the waiter we'd bring out a card from me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I didn't catch that. Um is that
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  Speaker 1: a I can't hear you? I'm sorry. Oh oh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry about that. I'm about to start a tap dancing
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  Speaker 1: less and so I think the group A had of
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  Speaker 1: me is just finishing. But I was just saying that.
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  Speaker 1: I was hoping that we can have like a fancy dessert.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a Tiara massioux? I'm so sure. I
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  Speaker 1: think I already say Tira masiou. But again, I just
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  Speaker 1: can't quite hear you. So I didn't get any other
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  Speaker 1: be killed. Oh hold on, I'll go outside real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Just hold on for a second. Okay, okay, okay, is
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  Speaker 1: this better? Oh yeah, that's way better, I think. Sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that, but yeah, I'm sorry. I was asking about
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  Speaker 1: that dessert menu that you have. I looked for it
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  Speaker 1: online and I didn't see tira missiou. Sorry. Sorry, I
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  Speaker 1: don't mean interrupt, but I literally cannot hear. I was
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  Speaker 1: just saying that I could bring the ingredients from home.
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  Speaker 1: They can make it there. I very import may have
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  Speaker 1: had to hear. Wow, it sounds like there's walking noises
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  Speaker 1: and all know what I loved? Areta just noticed that
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  Speaker 1: I'm standing in the middle of a construction site, So
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  Speaker 1: I say, can you hear me? Now? No, it's the sane,
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  Speaker 1: nothing has changed. Okay, I'm sorry about that. Let me
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  Speaker 1: walk into this apartment building for a second. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I have this woman I don't know, she's like in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of a construction plate or something. Hello, I
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  Speaker 1: can hear you. I can hear you now, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I've walked into a lobby of an apartment building. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: back to the tiramisieux. Okay, yes, thank you. Sorry, sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that. So do you have a tira missieu or
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  Speaker 1: do I need to bring the ingredients. Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: You have and green? I have a piece one hold,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go. I'm so sorry. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: cannot hear you. I cannot hear you. Oh, I just
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  Speaker 1: realized I was I'm lady ball. My hand was on
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  Speaker 1: the fucking old one. I'm trying to fab watch or coincidence,
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  Speaker 1: But everywhere you go, I cannot hear you. What it's
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  Speaker 1: too loud? Then I probably need to tell you. This
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  Speaker 1: is a prank phone call? What what is? This is
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  Speaker 1: actually brought from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you are so patient. You're co worker. Miguel
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  Speaker 1: set you up. He said your job has been boring lately,
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  Speaker 1: so he wanted me to have some fun with you.
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  Speaker 1: I was going crazy. What I'm back in the tap
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  Speaker 1: dancing class. It was like a keyboard in front of you,
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  Speaker 1: like a large group of tap dancers. Go that's a
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  Speaker 1: shuffle off the buffalo. You just turned. Wow, wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was full. It's weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: Ruling on Ruling ninety two point five