Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #6 30 Percent Cousin
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- 0:25Speaker 1: we've added another three months to twenty twenty would do
- 0:30Speaker 1: that to us. But to celebrate, we've been counting down
- 0:32Speaker 1: the top ten phone taps of the year powered by
- 0:35Speaker 1: Xbox Series X, and we've reached number six. And this
- 0:39Speaker 1: one is a Brook Fox special. She calls a guy
- 0:43Speaker 1: that did one of those home DNA tests because he's
- 0:46Speaker 1: curious about his family history, and well, the results are in.
- 0:51Speaker 1: Let's just say it's the worst case scenario you could
- 0:55Speaker 1: ever find out from an ancestry test. And honestly, I
- 0:59Speaker 1: don't think what you're thinking in your car. I don't
- 1:01Speaker 1: think you know. No, I don't think you know. I'm
- 1:03Speaker 1: just sorry that the guy believed it. Yeah, it's one
- 1:07Speaker 1: of the worst things ever and it's the reason why
- 1:09Speaker 1: it's the number six phone tap of the year. Right now,
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- 1:22Speaker 1: X number six X. Hello, this is Shelby from the
- 1:31Speaker 1: DNA Center. I'm looking for Steve. Yeah, Hi, Steve. How
- 1:36Speaker 1: are you today? Doing good? How are you? I'm well.
- 1:40Speaker 1: The reason for my call is that we received your
- 1:42Speaker 1: DNA sample and we have the results back. Okay, great,
- 1:47Speaker 1: that's a lot quicker than I thought it would be. Yeah,
- 1:49Speaker 1: Normally we'd send those back in the mail to you,
- 1:51Speaker 1: but um, I wanted to reach out because your results
- 1:54Speaker 1: were slightly unusual. What did that mean? Let me ask
- 1:58Speaker 1: you this question. Do you have any idea of your
- 2:01Speaker 1: background before you send in your sample? I know for
- 2:05Speaker 1: sure I have Irish heritage, and the whole reason for
- 2:09Speaker 1: it is that I'm like really excited to learn everything
- 2:12Speaker 1: about my family history right now. Well, we got some
- 2:15Speaker 1: results that we've never seen before. Okay, you kind of
- 2:20Speaker 1: got me a little worried. What's going on? I'll start
- 2:23Speaker 1: with the beginning. I mean, we did see that you
- 2:24Speaker 1: were forty percent Irish, so you're right on that, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
- 2:29Speaker 1: And it says here that you're also thirty percent German.
- 2:32Speaker 1: That's because of my mom, so that makes sense. But
- 2:35Speaker 1: what else does it say? Well, I don't really know
- 2:39Speaker 1: how to tell you this, but basically, the ancestry report
- 2:42Speaker 1: came back and your thirty percent cousin, forty percent Irish,
- 2:48Speaker 1: thirty percent German, and thirty percent cousin I don't understand. Okay,
- 2:54Speaker 1: to put up bluntly, your mother and your father knew
- 2:56Speaker 1: each other, probably too well. What that can't be true?
- 3:01Speaker 1: The test results are ninety nine point nine percent accurate,
- 3:04Speaker 1: and according to this, we can definitely see that there's
- 3:06Speaker 1: some cousin kiss in action going on. I don't know
- 3:09Speaker 1: if that's really a surprise to you. Listen, I don't
- 3:11Speaker 1: think that's appropriate. And I don't know where you're getting
- 3:15Speaker 1: this information. So I just told you I'm calling from
- 3:17Speaker 1: the DNA center and I'm telling you the results of
- 3:20Speaker 1: your DNA test. I mean, we don't see this a lot,
- 3:23Speaker 1: so we're not really sure how to handle it either. Obviously,
- 3:26Speaker 1: you should handle it a lot better because this is
- 3:28Speaker 1: a very shocking new So I don't know how can
- 3:32Speaker 1: you even call me like this and tell me over
- 3:34Speaker 1: the phone? Why I don't I don't know what you
- 3:36Speaker 1: would have preferred instead, it was me a call is
- 3:39Speaker 1: what I would have wanted. Well, I don't know how
- 3:41Speaker 1: you should handle it, but this is really hard to process.
- 3:43Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. I would advise
- 3:46Speaker 1: going forward that you shouldn't date anyone in your family
- 3:49Speaker 1: and both following your family's footsteps. What are you talking about.
- 3:52Speaker 1: I'm not going to date anybody that's related to me.
- 3:54Speaker 1: I just I'm just saying if you're having a family
- 3:56Speaker 1: reunion in the future, I just want you to be careful.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Are you insane? You don't want to hear this from you? Okay, Steve.
- 4:03Speaker 1: I think it's important that you remain calm during this time.
- 4:06Speaker 1: I mean, obviously there's a lot of stuff going on
- 4:09Speaker 1: behind the scenes. If that wasn't the case, we wouldn't
- 4:11Speaker 1: have gotten to thirty percent cousin. Can you please stop
- 4:14Speaker 1: saying I'm thirty percent cousin. I do not like that term.
- 4:17Speaker 1: I do not appreciate it. Okay. I'd just here to
- 4:20Speaker 1: warn you in case you had some unpure thoughts thought.
- 4:25Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about sleeping with my sister. If that's
- 4:27Speaker 1: what you're saying. I'm just saying there's some things happening
- 4:30Speaker 1: in your family, and we're just trying to cover all
- 4:32Speaker 1: the bases for you. I'm hanging up. Okay, I have
- 4:35Speaker 1: a lot of calls to make. That makes sense, But
- 4:37Speaker 1: I'm just curious. Are you gonna call your mom your
- 4:39Speaker 1: dad first? Why are you going to make another off
- 4:42Speaker 1: colored joke. No, I just want to tell you that
- 4:44Speaker 1: they had nothing to do with this prank phone call.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Are you with me? Yeah, don't call your mom and dad.
- 4:51Speaker 1: This is Brooke from Brio and Jeffrey in the morning
- 4:53Speaker 1: and we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Your friend Max set you up imparently. You were telling
- 4:58Speaker 1: them you were curious about your ancestry, so you set
- 5:01Speaker 1: your DNA to be tested, and we thought thirty percent
- 5:03Speaker 1: cousin would be a good fit for you. Yeah. I'm serious.
- 5:10Speaker 1: None of it's true. I don't know anything about your ancestry.
- 5:14Speaker 1: You're saying, my mom and dad are brother and sister. Yeah,
- 5:19Speaker 1: but if you can believe that you've got some serious issues.
- 5:24Speaker 1: That was your number six phone tap of twenty twenty