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Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr. Swallows · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap, and today we call a
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  Speaker 1: guy who recently emailed his bank. Apparently there was some
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  Speaker 1: confusion about a payment to his credit card that was
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  Speaker 1: or wasn't made. Now the customer service Rep of the
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  Speaker 1: Year is ready to make everything okay or possibly ruin
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  Speaker 1: his entire financial life. You'll find out in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap from the vault. Right now, it's another tap on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm moving five. Hello. Hi, my name is
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  Speaker 1: Casey Ryback. I'm calling from Services. How are you today? Oh? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing okay. How are you? I'm okay? Am looking
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  Speaker 1: for um uh swallows? Uh yeah it's swallows actually, but
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  Speaker 1: yeah that's me. Oh I'm sorry, mister swallows swallow s
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  Speaker 1: Wallace swallows. UM. Sorry, anyway, I'm calling about your recent
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  Speaker 1: customer complaint. Okay, um. According to the email received, you're
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  Speaker 1: claiming that you paid the balance of your credit car.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what's so funny? Um, nothing's funny, mister swallow swallows? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean sorry. It's pronounced swallows, and I don't see
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  Speaker 1: what's so funny about that. You don't see anything funny
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  Speaker 1: at all. Oh god, Okay, you're being really immature right now.
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  Speaker 1: You need you need to get over it and move on.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I will conduct myself in a professional manner
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  Speaker 1: and help you with your problem. Mister, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: it's really really stop. Stop it right now. You're being ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: You can't work for me and be this stupid. You can't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't laugh at people's names or whatever. And I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to, but then I saw your last
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  Speaker 1: day funny about my last name. There's nothing funny about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's swallows. It's not swallows, it's swallows. If you could
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  Speaker 1: learn a free maybe you would get it, right. I
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  Speaker 1: just keep thinking about all the stuff you could do
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  Speaker 1: with that. You must have a lot of fun with
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  Speaker 1: your last name, right, No, I don't. I don't. This
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  Speaker 1: is not fun. This is stupid. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to a supervisor. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: will pull myself together. If we cannot speak to my supervisor,
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  Speaker 1: that would be awesome. I apologize, No, I you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you can. I really don't think you can. No,
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  Speaker 1: I promise I can. I please don't tell my supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get in trouble for this again again. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 1: so this is something that you do all the time.
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  Speaker 1: That's nice, that's nice. Well, I just there's been occasions
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  Speaker 1: where somebody's had a very interesting last name, sort of like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you know what, that's the supervisor right now,
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  Speaker 1: or I'm gonna come over then, I'm gonna shove that
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  Speaker 1: phone right up your Okay, do we have to talk
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  Speaker 1: to my supervisor? If there's any ounce of you right
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  Speaker 1: now that wants to save your job, Okay, on the
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  Speaker 1: line right now, Okay, Okay, Okay, I'll get him on
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  Speaker 1: the phone for you, and I apologize. I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: gonna attempt to say your name, but I will. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll put you on hole, I'll be right back. You're
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  Speaker 1: just gonna hear a little bit of whole music and
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  Speaker 1: I'll get my supervisor. Just do it, Okay, one second, Hey, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: there's this guy on the phone who wants to talk
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  Speaker 1: to his last name. You got to hear you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's Swallows. You're you're laughing with your supervisor
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  Speaker 1: about my name? Right. Sorry, I'm sorry, Please hold please
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  Speaker 1: hold hello, this is the supervisor. You know what. I
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  Speaker 1: just think you know that you need a fire that
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  Speaker 1: I was just talking to and whatever hired him in
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  Speaker 1: the first understood, sir? Um, Can I ask when I'm
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  Speaker 1: speaking with? First of all, yeah, this is swallis I
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  Speaker 1: was just Oh, did you say swallows? Oh? Are you No? No,
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  Speaker 1: you're not even saying you're right? Hey, Nate, I can't
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  Speaker 1: do this anymore. It's a joke. Your best friend Alex
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  Speaker 1: set you up. What the fuck are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Your buddy told me that
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  Speaker 1: you always get really mad when people screw up your
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  Speaker 1: last name. Are you kidding me? No, Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: your best friend Alex set you up. So, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: we'll talk to you later. Okay, mister Swallows, it's Swallows.
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  Speaker 1: A whole