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Phone Tap: Don't Click Me Dirty · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of our listeners emailed saying his wife accused him
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  Speaker 1: of looking at inappropriate content on his laptop the other night.
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  Speaker 1: We cannot confirm or deny if that's true. After talking
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  Speaker 1: with him, we agreed it's the perfect time to call
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  Speaker 1: his wife and say, hey, your husband dropped off his
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  Speaker 1: computer and we've been trying to scrub it and keep
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  Speaker 1: running into problems. Oh, that won't make her more suspicious,
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  Speaker 1: will it. No, it's your phone s app right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? Is this Kathy Morty?
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  Speaker 2: It is? What's the purpose of this call?
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  Speaker 3: So formal? I work at the computer lab. My name's
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  Speaker 3: Roddy Gooch. Roddy Rowdy. Yeah, my dad was a professional wrestler.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's a strange name. You just got me Gooch.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone does, okay, Gooch? How can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Your husband named Tim?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am, his name's Tim Great.
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  Speaker 3: He dropped off his laptop here the other day and
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  Speaker 3: I've been trying to call him to give him an update,
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  Speaker 3: but he's not answering.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Could you repeat the name of the company
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  Speaker 2: you're calling from again?
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  Speaker 3: Computer Lab?
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  Speaker 2: Computer Lab? And you're saying my husband dropped off a
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  Speaker 2: laptop with.
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  Speaker 3: You yeah, you were the secondary contact on the form.
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  Speaker 3: Did he not tell you?
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  Speaker 2: No, he didn't, so I'm a little surprised by that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well, apparently he had something going on with it.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing weird. Though, nothing weird. It's just running a little slow,
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  Speaker 3: and he wanted me to see if I could speed
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  Speaker 3: it up for him.
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  Speaker 4: Warning. A thread has been detected.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what was what was that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Sorry, I have his computer next to me. My
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  Speaker 3: elbow must have hit one of the buttons here, so.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand. You need me to come pick up
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  Speaker 2: the laptop.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on just one second. Let me just see if
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  Speaker 3: I can shut it down and we can.
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  Speaker 4: Warning, this is a filthy website.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm just stuck in his arch history trying to close.
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  Speaker 2: I just said that he's on a filthy website. I
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  Speaker 2: heard that.
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  Speaker 3: Did it say that? I don't know if I heard it.
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  Speaker 4: Warning the website you are trying to reach is disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: You might think it's going on. I think my husband
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  Speaker 2: has been watching adult content and he brought it or something. WHOA,
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  Speaker 2: and you're trying to cover for him.
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  Speaker 3: That's a big accusation. I mean this, this has nothing
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  Speaker 3: to do with him. I just keep pressing the buttons
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  Speaker 3: trying to get this thing off.
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  Speaker 4: That's the warning. Please do not make me open this
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  Speaker 4: website waiting.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever you're I don't like what's going on here.
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  Speaker 3: I don't either. I'm a computer expert. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: do you know where the mute button is on his laptop?
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  Speaker 2: I can't, Lady, this is a joke. Okay, you're talking
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  Speaker 2: about my philandering husband. You're like, it's no big deal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a Mac. I usually don't work on those,
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  Speaker 3: more of a chromebook type of gal.
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  Speaker 4: Warning, how many times have I told you don't clip
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  Speaker 4: this trash?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, enough, all right, I'm coming down there to get it.
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  Speaker 3: No need for that. No, don't you tell me.
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  Speaker 2: What there's your need? Not a knee for Okay, this
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  Speaker 2: is my man, we're talking about?
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  Speaker 3: This is there's so many buttons on this thing.
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  Speaker 2: Were you supposed to be, like an expert at computers?
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  Speaker 2: How are you so bad at this? You know?
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  Speaker 3: I ask myself that every day. Oh my god, Liam,
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  Speaker 3: I really don't think it's necessary you come down here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure your husband wouldn't want that either.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give us what he wants right now because
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't want me to see that Philthy's searching for
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  Speaker 2: on the web. You know, I think I caught him
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  Speaker 2: go to the other night.
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  Speaker 3: I caught him. Well, that's a Storian. I don't even
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  Speaker 3: think I should talk anymore, even press any more. Buttons.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God, warning, you are a freak. You need to
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  Speaker 4: see a therapist right now.
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  Speaker 2: Give me the address. I've had it with this and
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  Speaker 2: coming down to wherever you are.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, if you're picking this thing up, maybe you
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  Speaker 3: could just take it over to the Brook and Jeffrey studio.
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  Speaker 3: They have a great engineer over there. Sure he can
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  Speaker 3: look at it, push the right things on this. What
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  Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning show? The radio
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  Speaker 3: show that's doing a prank phone call on you right now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand what you're saying. Can you just give
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  Speaker 2: me the addresses?
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  Speaker 3: There's no address. This is all a joke. It's actually
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  Speaker 3: Brooke from the radio show. I was just telling you
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  Speaker 3: about Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Husband, Tim set
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  Speaker 3: you up.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get it. He's setting me up with who
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  Speaker 2: he said.
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  Speaker 3: You accused him of looking at inappropriate content the other
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  Speaker 3: night on the on his laptop.
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  Speaker 2: God, are you kidding? Me right now, all right, we
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  Speaker 2: got there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm kidding you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you have no idea. I was like playing
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  Speaker 2: back in my memory of like watching him us the computer.
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  Speaker 2: I was wondering what he was doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure he was just on our website submitting for
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  Speaker 3: this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, no, please, Oh I feel so stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, let me click on his website and just let
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  Speaker 3: me see if his submission went through.
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  Speaker 4: Warning the website you are trying to reach his disgusting ooh.
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  Speaker 2: It is Oh my god, wake Up.
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