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Phone Tap Podcast: Rug Baby · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Tony, I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: this is Courtney calling from Maids. I'm looking to speak
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  Speaker 1: with Joe. Yeah, this is c Hi Joe, I'm the
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  Speaker 1: supervisor here. Do you have a second? Um? Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 1: I'm at work. But what do you What do you need? Okay? Well, UM,
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  Speaker 1: I just need to tell you that this morning when
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  Speaker 1: the cleaners were at your house, there was I guess
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  Speaker 1: you'd say an incident, and um, it was an incident.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You see just the timing
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  Speaker 1: of these things you can't plan for. Can you just
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  Speaker 1: say you did you break something? Or what would happen else? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Something broke? Uh see one of the women who cleans
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  Speaker 1: your house, Well, she actually gave birth this morning. She
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  Speaker 1: gave birth at my house, specifically on your carpet. What Joe?
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  Speaker 1: Joe calmed down I mean the cleaner. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to calm down. You said there was a baby born
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  Speaker 1: on my carpet. This doesn't happen. This shouldn't happen. Like
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  Speaker 1: why wasn't she taken to a hospital? Like if something
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  Speaker 1: happened to her or the baby, Yeah, that on my property,
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  Speaker 1: that's my fault. Like I can't be responsible for that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're not. You're not responsible. We are taking full responsibility
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  Speaker 1: for this, Joe. And that's a thing. She was taken
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  Speaker 1: to the hospital by the other cleaners, so there was
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  Speaker 1: no one left at your house. So that's what I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to tell you is you're going to come home
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  Speaker 1: today and there will be a very large stain on
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  Speaker 1: your carpet. Oh my god. I wouldn't worry too much.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we listen. I know there's probably a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things going through your head right now, and I
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  Speaker 1: think that all we'd really need to concentrate on is
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  Speaker 1: that the baby is doing great. The baby's doing great,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine. But my carpet a little boy, Yeah, the carpet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the thing. So I don't think you should see
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  Speaker 1: anything as long as you don't move the towel that
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  Speaker 1: we laid down over top of you need to take
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  Speaker 1: care of this, and we are. We just will need
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  Speaker 1: about four hours to get that carpet cleaned. And your
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  Speaker 1: couch my couch. What are you talking about? After she
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  Speaker 1: gave birth, her own baby needed to move to a
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  Speaker 1: more comfortable area and the couch worked. Just don't sit
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  Speaker 1: there maybe for a little while. It's probably not sanitary.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling me not to sit on my own couch,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. I know you're upset, but it's
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  Speaker 1: just for the time being, and I just have one
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  Speaker 1: more favor to ask it is not really happening, is
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  Speaker 1: when you get home, would you mind just starting the dishwasher?
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  Speaker 1: What the are you talking about now? Well, the cleaners
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  Speaker 1: used a couple of kitchen utensils. The umbilical cord needed
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  Speaker 1: to be cut. I'm just saying you should probably wash
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  Speaker 1: those sooner than later. So I feel that you're upset,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why we here would like to offer you
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  Speaker 1: a ten percent off your next house cleaning ten per set.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna give me free house cleaning for like a year.
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  Speaker 1: We'll remember we're doing this. The carpet is for free.
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  Speaker 1: That's on us. What do you mean the carpet cleaning
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  Speaker 1: is on you. Of course it's on you. This is
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  Speaker 1: your fault. You need to send the cleaners back right
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  Speaker 1: now to take care of this. Wow, Joe, I mean
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  Speaker 1: the woman just gave birth. Doesn't that seem harsh to
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  Speaker 1: you somebody else? At this point, Joe, there's only one
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  Speaker 1: other thing that I have to tell you. This is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call, and I feel terrible. This is
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  Speaker 1: Brook from Jeffrey in the morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your wife, Megan set you up. My wife
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  Speaker 1: did what I'm sorry. It was her idea. She said
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  Speaker 1: you were in hesitant about the cleaners coming to the house,
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  Speaker 1: and she thought that it would be funny if he's
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  Speaker 1: not maybe someone gave birth on the rug and there
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  Speaker 1: was okay, sounds like you're giving birth. Break out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe she did this. Just move to the
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