Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: K-Cup Kelly
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- 0:12Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. Shall we phone tap?
- 0:17Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yes, I think yes we shall. Today
- 0:23Speaker 1: we call a guy who's been meeting a lot of
- 0:25Speaker 1: women off Tinder as of late, and his roommate wants
- 0:28Speaker 1: to play a joke on him by having our own
- 0:31Speaker 1: social media coordinator, Alexis call as one of his many
- 0:34Speaker 1: Tinder matches, and she's already gone through his Instagram. But
- 0:39Speaker 1: before they can go out, she just needs the answer
- 0:41Speaker 1: to one question, how many of my friends have you
- 0:45Speaker 1: scored with? Oh? I mean valid? I gotta know? Yes,
- 0:51Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna find out and if it's going
- 0:52Speaker 1: to be a deal breaker for her in your brand
- 0:55Speaker 1: new phone tap right now? Hello? Hey is this Nick? Yeah?
- 1:02Speaker 1: Who's this? This is Jen Yen from Tinder? Oh my god?
- 1:11Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, Hey, how's it going? Awkward? What's up?
- 1:17Speaker 1: I'm doing well? Yeah? Um? Are we still on for Saturday? Yeah? Yeah? Sorry?
- 1:23Speaker 1: I just I didn't think that you would call, So
- 1:26Speaker 1: that's a little bit grown off. So hey about Saturday.
- 1:29Speaker 1: I have a gymnastics class till six, but I can
- 1:32Speaker 1: grab food after that. Yeah that sounds great. Yeah, okay, awesome.
- 1:36Speaker 1: I thought it'd be really fun. But before we do,
- 1:40Speaker 1: there's something I've been meaning to ask you. Uh sure, Yeah,
- 1:43Speaker 1: what do you need to know? Um? So I kind
- 1:46Speaker 1: of stopped your Instagram just a little bit. Oh, I know,
- 1:51Speaker 1: it's weird. I just always do it before mediop with guys.
- 1:54Speaker 1: And you know, I just noticed that we follow a
- 1:56Speaker 1: lot of the same people. Oh really, like who? I
- 2:00Speaker 1: had no idea. I mean, like, since you're asking like
- 2:04Speaker 1: all the same girls, So you know, I just want
- 2:07Speaker 1: to make sure you haven't been with anyone I know. Well,
- 2:11Speaker 1: I mean, could you be more specific, you know, hooked
- 2:15Speaker 1: up with That could be kind of weird. Oh, I
- 2:18Speaker 1: mean I doubt I've hooked up with anyone, but you know, yeah,
- 2:22Speaker 1: I mean I would just feel more comfortable if you
- 2:24Speaker 1: could tell me, like, maybe the last three people you've
- 2:26Speaker 1: hooked up with. A come on, really, I know this
- 2:31Speaker 1: might make you uncomfortable, It's just it would make me
- 2:33Speaker 1: feel a lot better. I don't date a lot, and
- 2:36Speaker 1: I just don't want to have anything come up. Ah well, okay, um, Well,
- 2:41Speaker 1: the last girl that I was with, we were dating,
- 2:46Speaker 1: and her name was Danielle. Stop stop it. My mom's
- 2:51Speaker 1: name is Danielle. How old is she she was? She
- 2:55Speaker 1: was not your mom? Are you sure? How do you
- 2:57Speaker 1: know that? Because she was in her twenties and you're
- 3:01Speaker 1: in your twenties. As far as I know, Oh, thank god,
- 3:05Speaker 1: my mom and dad broke up recently, and she's been
- 3:07Speaker 1: an open barn if you know what I mean, an
- 3:10Speaker 1: open No, I don't know what you mean. It's okay
- 3:13Speaker 1: if you don't know that term. Just people said it
- 3:15Speaker 1: all the time in my sorority. Anyways, name another girl
- 3:19Speaker 1: I saw who you follow? I mean, there was one
- 3:23Speaker 1: girl named Kelly, but she doesn't even live around here.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Don't tell me you're talking about k Cup Kelly. I
- 3:30Speaker 1: don't know that is It sounds like a doll. I've
- 3:34Speaker 1: just known a lot of guys who have been with
- 3:35Speaker 1: k cups, so I'm glad you're different. Yeah. I just
- 3:39Speaker 1: want things to go smoothly on Saturday. So maybe you
- 3:42Speaker 1: could just tell me one more name. I'll make me
- 3:44Speaker 1: feel so much better. Okay, Well, this was a long
- 3:49Speaker 1: long time ago, and this was a girlfriend, and she
- 3:53Speaker 1: doesn't have any nicknames or anything, but her name is Jackie.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, I know,
- 4:01Speaker 1: like twenty jackies really with one of them. I'm really
- 4:06Speaker 1: close to a lot of them. How about, like I'll
- 4:08Speaker 1: start listing off some of them and you can tell
- 4:10Speaker 1: me when I mean that's okay, Um, Jackie Baker, Jackie Smith,
- 4:15Speaker 1: Jackie Thompson, none of those. None of those. You don't
- 4:18Speaker 1: have to worry. I don't think you know. Or this
- 4:20Speaker 1: was like years ago. Jackie Graves, Jackie Holloway. Okay, I've
- 4:25Speaker 1: told you a lot at this point, and you haven't
- 4:28Speaker 1: told me anyone that you've picked up with. So I
- 4:32Speaker 1: can think of some from this last month. I guess
- 4:35Speaker 1: this month. Yeah, yeah, there was Rupert Dell, Bernard Theadoor,
- 4:41Speaker 1: probably a few other men from the assisted living facility. Okay,
- 4:45Speaker 1: you're joking at this point, right, Like you haven't been
- 4:48Speaker 1: with a senior, um, not since I was a junior.
- 4:52Speaker 1: That's not what Riley said. Wait, Riley, who Riley? Your
- 4:57Speaker 1: best friend, the one who set you up for this
- 4:58Speaker 1: praying phone call? Yeah, my name's not Jen, I'm not
- 5:05Speaker 1: from Tinder. My name's actually Alexis from the radio show
- 5:08Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing a
- 5:09Speaker 1: phone Wait wait, wait, what are you talking about? Your
- 5:12Speaker 1: friend Riley? He said you met a girl on Tinder
- 5:14Speaker 1: and you were afraid she was a catfish. So, oh
- 5:17Speaker 1: my god, he wanted us to screw with you. Oh
- 5:22Speaker 1: I shouldn't known when you just rattled off all those names.
- 5:25Speaker 1: That really happened with all those guys. That wasn't the joke.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, hey, hey, no judgment there. Do not
- 5:33Speaker 1: come at Bernard. He will shank you. Okay, Bernard can
- 5:39Speaker 1: have you. I'll have Bernard and you can have k Cup.
- 5:44Speaker 1: I've heard that one before Broke and Jeffrey in the
- 5:49Speaker 1: Morning