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Phone Tap: Zoo Problems · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your free money phone tab. And what
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  Speaker 1: do you do if you have a boring job and
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  Speaker 1: after a few months of it, you realize you're basically
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  Speaker 1: life's punching bag. Oh man, I mean just even you
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  Speaker 1: say that makes people feel bad. That's the case where
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  Speaker 1: now you realize you're spending every day just listening to
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  Speaker 1: other people's dumb complaints about the company that you work for.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sounds like work for the camel company. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you do if you're in that situation,
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  Speaker 1: You get promoted and you hire somebody else to take
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  Speaker 1: your place. So now they have to be life's punching bag.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what one woman did. She emailed us to
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  Speaker 1: prank her subordinate and came up with one of the
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  Speaker 1: most outlandish scenarios you could possibly think of for someone
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  Speaker 1: who works at a zoo. Were learning that the zoo
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  Speaker 1: would be so cool. It's not boring at all. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you have to take the complaint line at the zoo,
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  Speaker 1: that's a different story. Okay, so we'll hear what happens
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling me, zoo. My name is Colin.
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  Speaker 1: How am I help you today? Hey Colin, my name's Tony.
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  Speaker 1: I think I just spoke with your boss. Her name
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  Speaker 1: was Tina. Okay, how can I help you? Well, she
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  Speaker 1: transferred me to you and said that you could help
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  Speaker 1: me out. I'm in kind of like a situation. I
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  Speaker 1: guess you could say. Okay, well, it seems to be
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  Speaker 1: the issue. I was at your zoo a few days
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  Speaker 1: ago and I was looking at the gorillas with my
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  Speaker 1: lady and we were taking selfies doing tiktoks, just kind
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  Speaker 1: of funny things with the animals in the back, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, I'm sure you see that
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  Speaker 1: a lot right now, Like will do that at the zoo? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty common, So sorry, kind of embarrassing I think
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  Speaker 1: while we were dancing next to the gorilla enclosure, I
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  Speaker 1: remember throwing my fanny pack in the air, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty sure that's how my phone flew out into the exhibits. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: are you serious. I know it's embarrassing, believe me. I
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  Speaker 1: did not even want to make this call, but I
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  Speaker 1: already checked the loss and found so it has to
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  Speaker 1: be with the gorillas. Like, is it possible maybe to
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  Speaker 1: ask one of the zookeepers if they've seen it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I can check for you. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: haven't heard of anything like that before. I know, I
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  Speaker 1: know it was so random, but thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: for checking. Honestly, it's really, really, really important that I
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  Speaker 1: get this back. So I'll just wait here on a hold,
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  Speaker 1: and you just go call them if that's okay. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how long I could take.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I can call you back. No, no, no, no no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay. I have time to wait. It's
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  Speaker 1: an iPhone four, by the way, so if they ask,
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  Speaker 1: remember iPhone four? Okay, hold on. Thank you thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much. Hello, are you there? Hi? Hi? Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still here. Yeah. So I talked to the main trainer
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  Speaker 1: there and you know, unfortunately he hasn't seen your phone,
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  Speaker 1: but if it turns up, we can call you back. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm telling you it has to be there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know much to tell you. Man. All right, well,
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  Speaker 1: I know this is gonna sound really weird, but this
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  Speaker 1: is how I know it's there. Okay, now before I
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  Speaker 1: say this, please hear me out. I understand what this
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  Speaker 1: sounds like, but I am ninety nine percent sure the
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  Speaker 1: gorillas have been calling my girlfriend. What Yeah, like last
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  Speaker 1: night at three am, we got a call from my
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  Speaker 1: phone and it was super heavy breathing. You're joking, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like you know how gorillas breathe. Yeah, I'm familiar. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: When I kept asking who is it, and all they
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  Speaker 1: were doing was like, whoa, you're mocking me, bro, Like
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  Speaker 1: I can hear you, sir, I don't really believe that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this is happening, so I didn't believe. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't believe it either. I'm sorry to cut you off,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what a gorilla sounds like, right, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and so do I. Okay, but I mean you're joking
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  Speaker 1: right now, because I mean, this isn't something that's possible. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I will show you the calls, and even better, I
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  Speaker 1: did to find my phone thing and the GPS signal
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  Speaker 1: is coming from the zoo, so it has to be
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  Speaker 1: the gorillas. And I just I really don't have time
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  Speaker 1: for this. No, this is just impossible. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't know what to say about your phone.
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  Speaker 1: I can guarantee it's not here. Okay, Well what if
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  Speaker 1: this what if it like got hidden under like under
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of leaves in their pen or like the bananas,
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  Speaker 1: and then they butt dialed me, like the gorilla butt
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  Speaker 1: dialed me and they're accidentally calling sir, we would have
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  Speaker 1: found a phone. Okay, So I actually have to go. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, let me find your phone. No, before you
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  Speaker 1: hang up, I do appreciate all of your time. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell you this last part because
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  Speaker 1: this is going to be even weirder and I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to sound like a pervert and I'm not a pervert.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, sir. Okay, Okay, this morning
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  Speaker 1: I looked at my girlfriend's phone, okay, and one of
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  Speaker 1: the gorillas figured out a way to send her a
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  Speaker 1: junk pick dude. Okay, seriously, whatever, man, Yeah, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not whatever. I'm being serious, dude, And it was way
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  Speaker 1: bigger than mine. This dude's trying to show me up.
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  Speaker 1: My girlfriend didn't even want to kiss me goodbye this morning.
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  Speaker 1: She was totally not in the mood. This can't be real.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just okay. I'm obviously not going to convince you.
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  Speaker 1: A gorilla sent me a junk pick. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually a Jose from the radios Brick and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's the laugh. I was looking for
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  Speaker 1: your boss. Tina sent you up. Wow. She said you've
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  Speaker 1: been complaining about high maintenance customers recently and she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to message you. So here I am gorilla junk. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, the junk dude. It was huge, bro. I
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  Speaker 1: mean not as hairy as mine, but definitely bigger than mine.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: got it. Oh man, that's too much, too much looking
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