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Phone Tap: The Internet Candy Man · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred do ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred doui
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 2: Today we call a guy who recently signed up online
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  Speaker 2: to get a life coach. He told his girlfriend he
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  Speaker 2: thought he needed some more focus and guidance in order
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  Speaker 2: to reach his goals. So we got to make this
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  Speaker 2: call quick before he gets in touch with the real
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  Speaker 2: life coach. In the meantime, though, Brook's gonna fill in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, she may not be licensed or quote unquote.
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  Speaker 3: Saying who needs that, but she does.
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  Speaker 2: Have something the other mentors don't. A background track of
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  Speaker 2: uplifting inspirational music.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the secret.
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  Speaker 2: Hear it in your phone?
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  Speaker 3: Tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Nicholas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, who is this?
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  Speaker 3: I'm your new life coach. My name is Carrie. Ok
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  Speaker 3: that's oak e y ok okay.
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  Speaker 5: Hi. We don't have a lot of time together today,
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  Speaker 5: but the time we have is going to be constructive,
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  Speaker 5: So through our Life Coach website. I have read your
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  Speaker 5: profile and listen. I came up with three important steps
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  Speaker 5: that are going to change your life. I need you
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  Speaker 5: to write them down right now.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I'm wasn't even sure I wanted to go through
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  Speaker 4: with it. I just filled that thing out.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes the universe brings you to the right place.
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  Speaker 5: Other times it drops you off at a dumpster behind
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  Speaker 5: an Arby's. I'm not your dumpster. Let's get to step one.
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  Speaker 5: I need you to buy a website.
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  Speaker 4: What that's life advice? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Because step two is going to make sense.
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  Speaker 5: I need you to max out your credit card, preferably
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  Speaker 5: a Platinum Visa card.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you my referral code later.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean maxed out my credit card?
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  Speaker 5: And step three you just buy as much candy as
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  Speaker 5: you can and start selling it to the world. No, yes,
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  Speaker 5: you are going to sell candy to children all across
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  Speaker 5: the internet.
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand what's going on.
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  Speaker 5: I need to ask you, who can take tomorrow?
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  Speaker 3: Can dip it in a dream?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Dreams plural?
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  Speaker 5: Separate the sorrow and collectible the cream the candy man?
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  Speaker 3: Can I can't hear you the candy man.
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  Speaker 4: Can oh, Nickling, you look off your phone right now.
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  Speaker 5: This is going to change your life, Nicholas. We are
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  Speaker 5: putting you on a new path.
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  Speaker 4: A path I don't know what's really going on. Is
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  Speaker 4: this really your advice? You want me to buy and
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  Speaker 4: sell candy.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you're hearing me, Nicholas, but you're not
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  Speaker 3: feeling me.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm hearing you. You're telling me to buy a
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  Speaker 4: website sell candy to children online. I don't know how
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  Speaker 4: that is supposed to help me. I'm looking for life advice,
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  Speaker 4: not candy entrepreneurial advice.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to close your eyes.
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  Speaker 5: Why because I can sense your doubt and I Am
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  Speaker 5: going to take those doubts away by dipping them in
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  Speaker 5: chocolate and caramel and selling it to a child, sprinkle
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  Speaker 5: it with do oh my god, that's gonna context Or
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  Speaker 5: I take the child.
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  Speaker 3: It's money and your sorrows will be through. What else
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  Speaker 3: do you feel that, Nicholas. Change is in the air.
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  Speaker 3: You're the candy band.
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  Speaker 4: This is the creepiest phone call, Nicholas.
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  Speaker 3: That's all the time we have for today.
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  Speaker 4: What do you what are you talking about? We don't
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  Speaker 4: do anything.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to know that I don't accept cash payment.
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  Speaker 4: Good because I was not going to pay you.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, all I'm going to ask from you is that
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  Speaker 5: you sing to me no, because months later, after you
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  Speaker 5: realize this advice has changed your life.
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  Speaker 3: You'll feel like, Wow.
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  Speaker 5: She really impacted me, and you'll just want to break
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  Speaker 5: out into song.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, stop?
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  Speaker 3: Did you ever know that on your heat I can't
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  Speaker 3: hear you, Nikolas and everything you would like to be?
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  Speaker 4: We stop playing music to me?
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  Speaker 5: You you can fly higher than on e gold.
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  Speaker 3: That's so high, God, because I'm the wind beneath your weed.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that not how the song goes.
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  Speaker 5: That was from my heart, Nicholas, and also from your
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  Speaker 5: girlfriend Gina.
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  Speaker 3: What the one who set you up for this prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: It's just a joke, okay, because a candy man can
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  Speaker 5: and so can Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: No, are you with me?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Please don't sing anymore?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, Nicholas, we changed your life.
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  Speaker 4: You ruined my morning.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen, Gina just wanted to tell you that she's
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  Speaker 5: proud of you for following through on the life coach thing.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, after this, I don't even know if you're.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna need it, you fixed everything. I'm ready to sell
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  Speaker 4: candy to toddlers on the web.
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  Speaker 3: I will expect five percent of the cut.
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  Speaker 4: Though, great dang.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Boone tap weekday mornings, all
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning