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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Postal Toaster · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Today?
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  Speaker 3: We call a woman who admits she has a short fuse,
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  Speaker 3: and she told her husband on multiple occasions that she
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  Speaker 3: hates dealing with stupid people.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, so yeah, is listening to the show.
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  Speaker 3: Well, when she recently found out a business had lost
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  Speaker 3: her package, she was immediately upset about it, and of
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  Speaker 3: course the best person to help her is the opposite
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  Speaker 3: of a stupid person. Yeah, it's stoner Max, and he's
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  Speaker 3: not dumb, he's just medicinally enhanced. So this should definitely
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  Speaker 3: go well in your phone. Tap right now another.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty Hello, Hello, who's this?
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Who is this?
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  Speaker 6: Wait?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my name is Max. I'm calling you because you
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  Speaker 2: were in here earlier complaining about like a missing package or.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that was me? Did you find it?
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  Speaker 2: Not exactly, but maybe you could tell me about it?
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  Speaker 4: How am I going to tell you about it? I
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  Speaker 4: did not send the package. I already spoke to your
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  Speaker 4: supervisor a few hours ago about this. He already knows, right.
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  Speaker 2: But he put me in charge of finding it because
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  Speaker 2: I'm I came in hungover.
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: What I came in late today?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, can you describe it for me?
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  Speaker 6: No, the package, I have no idea what it looks like. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: all I know is I receive an email there's a
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  Speaker 6: package there. I get in my car, I get there
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  Speaker 6: and wow, no package?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? That? That's just wrong, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is wrong. You guys lost it or something.
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  Speaker 4: The name should say.
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  Speaker 2: Page A page with three gs, no one G, p
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  Speaker 2: AI g E.
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  Speaker 4: It's very easy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, page god, Oh my god. You know what? Packages
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  Speaker 2: are actually interesting because there's like so many of them.
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  Speaker 4: What would be interesting is if you found my package.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, that would be cool. But think about it
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  Speaker 2: in my perspective. Now about it from this.
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  Speaker 4: Your perspective is that you lost my package.
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  Speaker 2: Right, But like the world itself is just one giant
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  Speaker 2: cosmic burrito, and packages are what you know?
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  Speaker 4: The guawk on top? Are you stones right? Where are
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  Speaker 4: you high?
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  Speaker 2: Legally I can't answer that question.
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  Speaker 4: Unbelievable believable.
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  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever looked at your hand?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now, flip it over?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, like available, what is going on?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, really look at it like there's a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of like tiny aliens.
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  Speaker 5: No, you really need to find my package and stop
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  Speaker 5: looking at your hand. Maybe if you were looking for
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  Speaker 5: my package, we wouldn't be here right now, you're saying
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  Speaker 5: to focus.
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  Speaker 2: Got it? I opened a few packages in the back.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean you open them? You're not supposed
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  Speaker 4: to open people's packages.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, was yours like a toaster?
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  Speaker 4: No, and it's none of your business what was in it?
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  Speaker 4: Just look at the freaking name.
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  Speaker 2: Because I've had this idea for a toaster that also
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  Speaker 2: makes grilled cheese.
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  Speaker 5: I do not want to hear your toaster idea revolutionary package.
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  Speaker 5: Revolutionary would be finding my package.
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  Speaker 2: It's a revolutionary munchie's innovation.
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  Speaker 4: I literally do not care. I do not want to
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  Speaker 4: even talk to you. Wait, you found it?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, I think I got an idea. What if
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  Speaker 2: somebody else found your package?
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean if someone else founded awesome? You
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  Speaker 4: were in charge? Didn't they say you're in charge?
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  Speaker 2: But let's just say like what if an alien to.
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  Speaker 4: Get Are you stupid?
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  Speaker 2: One's on your hand?
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  Speaker 5: Honestly, I have had enough of you. You need to
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  Speaker 5: stop talking.
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  Speaker 4: I had enough. I want your supervisor.
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  Speaker 2: Telling you, like if aliens came down.
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  Speaker 6: No no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, take us to your dealer. Oh enough, Welcome to Earth.
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  Speaker 2: You got any space cookies?
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  Speaker 4: Shut up? Shut up? It's too much.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what you're the problem is.
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  Speaker 4: I just need my package.
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  Speaker 6: Oh god, are you high right now?
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  Speaker 4: How do you work here? How do you have a job.
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  Speaker 2: I only have this job because your husband, Nick hooked
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  Speaker 2: me up with it. Wait what well he set you
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  Speaker 2: up for this prank phone call? So it's really like,
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  Speaker 2: thanks Nick?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, are you joking right now?
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  Speaker 2: I am. This is actually from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 2: on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm so mad. I can't even calm down.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that anger towards Nick, not me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so relieved that you do not work there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I probably would be pretty bad at that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually really bad at this too, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, I believe you You're pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kind of a natural. You don't get it, do you?
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  Speaker 4: No? Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 4: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning