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Phone Tap PODCAST: Preschool Graduation Cancelled · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubil Phone taps are brought to you by bud Light.
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  Speaker 1: Xbox One presents the twelve phone Taps of Christmas Number twelve. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this Will? Yes? It is Hey. Well, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: This is Casey Ryback. I'm one of the administrators from preschool.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm fine? Well, can I
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  Speaker 1: help you with today? Well? I actually need to speak
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  Speaker 1: to you about your son Shane, if you have a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes. Sure. What's up? Well, as you know, our
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  Speaker 1: preschool graduation is coming up next week and unfortunately your
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  Speaker 1: son Shane won't be able to walk with his class. Um. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused here. Why, Well, he failed several tests. We
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  Speaker 1: take graduation very seriously here, and he didn't do well
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  Speaker 1: in all of his paperwork. I haven't seen him sail anything.
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  Speaker 1: He's been doing fantastic. You've been giving him stars and
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  Speaker 1: double stars. I don't think i've seen one negative thing
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  Speaker 1: in the past. Well, what are you talking about? Yesterday
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  Speaker 1: when we were doing our final exams getting ready for
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  Speaker 1: the graduation, he failed the artistic portion of the test
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  Speaker 1: where he was supposed to draw a house, which he did.
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  Speaker 1: The house only had one story and one of the
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  Speaker 1: windows was lopsided, So I can't in good only has
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  Speaker 1: one story, it's a ranch. Dude's a one story house? Well, well, four,
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  Speaker 1: what do you expect from these kids? Re brand? We
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  Speaker 1: challenge our kids here to think bigger. And if you're
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  Speaker 1: shooting for a one story house, I mean, where do
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  Speaker 1: you think he's going to be in the future. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just told you I live in a one story house.
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  Speaker 1: He lives in a one story house. All of our
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  Speaker 1: neighborhoods on our block, our one story houses. That's what
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  Speaker 1: he sees every day. That's what he drew, right, And
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  Speaker 1: if he would be drawing a two story house, he'd
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  Speaker 1: have the thinking to help get out of that ghetto,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And that's what what do
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  Speaker 1: you call a ghetto? If you send in our neighborhood? No,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't help cost close to a quarter a million
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  Speaker 1: dollars ghetto. I'm just align to I apologize. I was
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  Speaker 1: just assuming right back Ry b Ack, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. My kid is graduating. Think you get a
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  Speaker 1: hold of back you can't drop two story house. You
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  Speaker 1: are severely mistaken, my friend. You're gonna have a conversation
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  Speaker 1: in person if just gets any crazier. I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: starting to get why your son's education is a little stunted.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the vocabulary that you're using with me right now,
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  Speaker 1: because we're talking to an adult, not a four year old.
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  Speaker 1: I don't talk to my four year old like this.
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  Speaker 1: I talked to adults who act like four year old
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  Speaker 1: like men. Okay, listen, let me point out one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: He did fail our sit still test too. What skill test? No? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: not skill test. Sit still test. We have the kids
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  Speaker 1: still test. We have the kids sit still for twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Wait twenty minutes? You right? You old to sit still
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  Speaker 1: for twenty minute. He couldn't need and make it thirteen minutes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: before moving around. That's an automatic kids going on at
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  Speaker 1: your school. It's not even a school. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: some sort of obedience camp for kids. Well, we do
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  Speaker 1: believe that, believe you do what you believe. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and be honest with you and let you
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  Speaker 1: know that I did not hear a word you just said. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't surprise me. I just want to reiterate to
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  Speaker 1: you again, the reason for this phone call is to
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  Speaker 1: tell you your son is not graduating through school. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: he's absolutely graduating that pre school dollars at your school.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look there, I tuned you out again. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: see you thrown me out when I come down here
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  Speaker 1: and kick your ass like an adult. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: Looks like I missed what you said again, you condescending piece.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna enjoy beating your ass all over that tool.
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  Speaker 1: What can make Jim pot if recess for the kid? Watch?
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  Speaker 1: What episodes soul respect people? What if I just tell
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  Speaker 1: you that this is a prank phone call? Will that
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  Speaker 1: make it better for you? M What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: If I just tell you it's a prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: and then I let your son graduate? Is that okay?
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  Speaker 1: Can we do that so there's not all this violence
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  Speaker 1: that you're talking about. I think that'd be a better option.
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  Speaker 1: Makes frank phone call? Now? Is that you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell me? That's exactly what I'm telling you. No schools
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  Speaker 1: did not make frank phone calls. Who he is? This
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. You aren't you serious? Yeah, your wife, Patty
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Shut the hell off. No way, my
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  Speaker 1: wife put you up to this. She was telling us
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  Speaker 1: how you're a little bit too into your kid graduating
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  Speaker 1: preschool and wanted us to give you our time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'll hope you enjoyed it, cause I'm still gonna come
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  Speaker 1: down or kick your ass. That was your number twelve
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