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Phone Tap: Break the Bank · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who about a month ago,
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  Speaker 1: received an email from a TV production studio say he
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  Speaker 1: was being considered for a brand new reality show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, is that part real or do we send him
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  Speaker 2: that part is okay?
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  Speaker 1: It's been his dream since he was a kid to
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  Speaker 1: appear on TV, so we thought we could make that
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  Speaker 1: dream come true with a brand news show where he
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  Speaker 1: is going to be going up to a teller in
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  Speaker 1: a real bank.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and demand that they hand over all the cash.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to run out and toss it into an
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  Speaker 1: unidentified car and figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to work as long as he's gullible
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  Speaker 1: enough and he trusts me in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is David calling from productions. I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: for Sam. Yeah, Hey Sam, how's it going.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good. Did you get my Yeah? I like I
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  Speaker 2: think it was like about a month ago. I got one. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm full disclosure.
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  Speaker 1: Our ad was out for two weeks with a tricky
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  Speaker 1: venereal disease, so that's why it took a while to
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  Speaker 1: reach out to you.
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  Speaker 2: I guess things happen.
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  Speaker 1: I guess yeah, I mean, I guess it's a good lesson.
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  Speaker 1: Never ride a ferris wheel, nude little seats, they got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of germs.
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  Speaker 2: I did not know that, did you. You're not choking? No,
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  Speaker 2: not at all. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, you know, because of the tight turnaround, we would
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  Speaker 1: have flown you out to meet in person and sign
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  Speaker 1: some paperwork, but because of the delay with our ad,
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  Speaker 1: we got to start shooting tomorrow tomorrow. So, uh, well,
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  Speaker 1: have you meet us on location if that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: You want to film tomorrow and I'm part of it
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent, my man.
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  Speaker 1: So the title of your show that you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be on is called Break the Bank.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome, Yeah, what is it? What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's half reality game show where you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: playing the role of a high stakes bank robber.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe this is real.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, things move faster than this industry, but we want
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  Speaker 1: this to seem as natural as possible. So the crew
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  Speaker 1: has been instructed not to come up to you. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're not even gonna know where there?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean, like sure, they're gonna be like
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  Speaker 2: hiding from me or.
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  Speaker 1: Something, And well just listen after you park, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: walk into the bank branch on the corner. You'll probably
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  Speaker 1: see some people standing in line. And you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: know this, but everyone, including the tellers, are all actors.
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  Speaker 2: That's insane. I love it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, and you'll probably see a bunch of security cameras,
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  Speaker 1: but don't worry, they're actually ours because we'll be filming you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't just thought.
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  Speaker 2: It's everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you'll go up to the next available window,
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  Speaker 1: whichever one it is, and deliver your line.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Okay, great, so I have lines. Are
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  Speaker 2: you ready for it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's give me all your money or else. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: give me all your money.
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  Speaker 1: We're out whoa take it all?
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  Speaker 2: So please don't hurt me. You're a natural. Oh thanks. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So after that, you're gonna want to run outside and
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  Speaker 1: you'll see a gray sedan parked out front. Toss the
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  Speaker 1: bag of money in the window, and when the car leaves,
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  Speaker 1: you just broke the bank. So what happens next, Well,
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  Speaker 1: we'll contact you in like four to six weeks via
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  Speaker 1: email to let us know if your time is better
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  Speaker 1: than the other contestants.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there's other people doing it too.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and then if you're out of jail, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you're able to get out of work.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait what sorry some.
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  Speaker 1: With the tongue there, then we can do it again
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  Speaker 1: with a special Break the Bank All Star edition. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you don't sound as enthused about the All Star version.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, it sounded weird.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you know now it's not like just
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  Speaker 1: me and a sho And it sounds like you said jail.
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  Speaker 2: I accidentally said the word jail.
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  Speaker 1: It'll probably never happen to you as long as you
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  Speaker 1: run pretty fast. See, you just send it right there,
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  Speaker 1: right adm again Like so, it doesn't even sound like
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  Speaker 1: a TV show. It's you want me to rob a
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  Speaker 1: bank and give you the money.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's fake money. It's all for the show.
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  Speaker 1: The most important part is to put all the money
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  Speaker 1: in our car and let us drive away with it.
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  Speaker 2: So you want me to rob a bank to give
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  Speaker 2: you money.
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  Speaker 1: You're pushing back on me a lot here. I thought
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  Speaker 1: you were going to be a team player. You sounded
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  Speaker 1: excited at the start of this. I was, I am.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'd love to do it a show.
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  Speaker 2: Gratitude is telling me that you don't well, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to go to jail.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, come on, maybe we get your
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend Sarah to rob it for us. I know she's
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  Speaker 1: up for it. I talked to Sarah earlier when she
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  Speaker 1: was setting you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: No wait, my real name is jeff from the radio
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  Speaker 2: show Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 2: tap on you. Dude, got it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your girlfriend Sarah set you up, said that you've
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  Speaker 1: been applying for acting jobs lately and wanted to screw
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 2: You know, for the whole first part of the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Call, I thought this was a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking about. Break the bank is real. Just throw
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  Speaker 2: the money in the car and then start running. We'll
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  Speaker 2: email you. I'm sure if I'm gonna rob a bank,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing it for you, my friend Brooking Jeffrey's
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  Speaker 2: phone taps on the twenties