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Phone Tap PODCAST: Becky Ate Your Couch · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: you away on the twenties, tell me I'm moving five. Hello? Hello? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Is that Hey? Is this Marty? Yeah? Hey man, how
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  Speaker 1: are you. My name's Seth McElroy. I'm calling from construction.
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  Speaker 1: I'm one of the guys that's doing the work on
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  Speaker 1: your stairs. Yeah, Um, I gotta I gotta talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about something. Yeah, I'm sort wait, I'm sorry. What
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  Speaker 1: is that in the background. Well, that's what I need
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you about. Um, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to put this other other than just
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  Speaker 1: to tell you, Becky ate your couch. I'm wait what
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  Speaker 1: it's my pet goat? I was I was working on
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  Speaker 1: your stairs. Wait are you okay? Hold on, um, you
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  Speaker 1: have a goat? I do. I have a pet goat,
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  Speaker 1: and I bring it with me the job site. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I had it tied up in the back and while
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  Speaker 1: I was up there working on your stair. No no no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no no, you're clearly an idiot. Bring to your
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  Speaker 1: to your workplace? Are you still there? No? I can't.
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  Speaker 1: It is next to you. I just thought I should
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  Speaker 1: call you before I do anything now, because I, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure that. Yeah, the first the
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  Speaker 1: first thing you should do is get to go out
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  Speaker 1: of my house. Okay, right, I mean I can put
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  Speaker 1: her in the backyard and try to finish up the job.
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  Speaker 1: But I you know, I just know you're not finishing
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  Speaker 1: up the job. Okay, you destroyed my couch, which you
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  Speaker 1: guys are gonna be paid for. Well, well, now, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't destroy your couch. Technically, Becky ate it. So
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  Speaker 1: Becky destroyed You're you're responsible, and get to go out
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  Speaker 1: of my house. Okay. Well, I just don't know where
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  Speaker 1: else to put her. I mean, I guess I don't
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  Speaker 1: have any else. Hey, hey, hey, get out of my house. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So you don't want me to finish the stairs. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to come anywhere near my house. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not my wife and I are not paying you.
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  Speaker 1: Why is the goat still there? Get the goat out
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  Speaker 1: of my house? I'm gonna be calling your boss as
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  Speaker 1: soon as I get off the phone with you. If
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  Speaker 1: we could not tell my boss about this, I would
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  Speaker 1: really really appreciate it. How am I not going to
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  Speaker 1: tell your boss about this? Well, I mean, you know
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  Speaker 1: I want to go to my house and it destroyed
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  Speaker 1: my couch. I mean, obviously you can see how my
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  Speaker 1: boss would be upset with me if you knew that
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  Speaker 1: I brought my goat, Becky to your house. And up
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  Speaker 1: viously you can see how I'm upset with you for
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  Speaker 1: being an idiot. All right, listen, guess that's go out
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  Speaker 1: of my house before I drive back and kick your
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the way you're disrespecting Becky. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like the way you just destroyed my house. Get it out,
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  Speaker 1: get it out, Go down to my house, keep out
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  Speaker 1: of my house. Right down to idiot. Why are you laughing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hi Marty, Marty. This is actually Jewel from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tapp on you. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: gotta be kidding. Your wife set you up. She said
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  Speaker 1: that there's been guys working in your house. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I'm gonna have a heart attack. Becky
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  Speaker 1: did not destroy your couch. Great, thanks, okay, yeah, thank you, okay,
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  Speaker 1: ususally all right, you can stop with a ghost hound now.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.