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Phone Tap PODCAST: Tell My Wife You Think I'm Hot · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Almost time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today we pose as a
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  Speaker 1: supervisor and called up a lady who just began working
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  Speaker 1: at our company. We only have one simple request for her.
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  Speaker 1: That is, if for some reason, the boss's wife calls
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  Speaker 1: to check in, would you mind telling her that he's hot.
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  Speaker 1: That's not awkward, No, not at all. It would just
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  Speaker 1: really help out his love life. Right, Yeah, it's your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap from the vault. Right now, it's another on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties to me. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: this is Alison. Hey Alison, how are you? I don't
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  Speaker 1: think we've met yet. My name is Gavin, and I
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  Speaker 1: am the branch manager here at the bank. Oh hi, Hi, Hi.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing well? Not too bad. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: around when you got hired, but I have heard great
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  Speaker 1: things about you already, So good work. Oh thank you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everyone here has been just wonderful. I'm really happy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I look forward to meeting you in person. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling today because I just want to say there's
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  Speaker 1: a good chance my wife might call you today, and
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  Speaker 1: if she does, can you do me a favor and
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  Speaker 1: just go along with whatever she says? Okay, that'd be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Oh oh wait, I'm sorry. Your wife might
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  Speaker 1: be calling later and you wanted me to help her
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  Speaker 1: with somebody. She might she might give you a call
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  Speaker 1: at the office here, and I just kind of want
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  Speaker 1: you to go along with it for me. I totally apologize.
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  Speaker 1: I just I'm kind of a little unclear what will
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  Speaker 1: she be meeting or what is Okay, Well, I'll clarify
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  Speaker 1: here real quick. So her and I have been going
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  Speaker 1: on thirteen years of marriage. Wait, why are you telling
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  Speaker 1: me this? Well, because this spark is just not there anymore,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Okay, But how can I help with that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's where you come in, because I told her that
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  Speaker 1: there's an attractive, young female employee who recently found me irresistible,
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  Speaker 1: and I gave her your name because she knows everybody
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  Speaker 1: else already. So what Yeah, yeah, I told her that
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  Speaker 1: you've been asking me out NonStop, even though you know
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  Speaker 1: I'm married. Wait a minute, that seems really inappropriate, Gavin. I, well,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's inappropriate that you've been hitting on me
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  Speaker 1: a lot. Wink wink. I told her that I've been
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  Speaker 1: saying no, but you just won't stop. She's super jealous.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you say that that's really putting me in
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  Speaker 1: a bad situation. I really well, I had to say
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  Speaker 1: it so that I could, you know, get her a
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  Speaker 1: little more interested and see that other people are also
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  Speaker 1: interested in me, so maybe start paying attention. Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's that was the right thing to do. I.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I've done it before. It works every time.
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  Speaker 1: So when she calls, you just kind of go with it,
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  Speaker 1: have some fun. You could even to even yell at
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  Speaker 1: her and say things like he wants me too, or
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  Speaker 1: you can't stop me. I'm gonna have your man no
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  Speaker 1: matter what. I'm really not comfortable with this. Why aren't
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  Speaker 1: you comfortable with it? If you doing me a huge favor,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, and I would love to help you,
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  Speaker 1: but what if your wife comes in in person, and oh,
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  Speaker 1: she won't trust me. I've done this before with one
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  Speaker 1: of the business analysts named Andrew. You couldn't tear my
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  Speaker 1: wife off of me after she heard the news. You
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  Speaker 1: mean Andrew Andrew? Yeah, yeah, Andrew. Andrew and I had
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  Speaker 1: a fake affair for months. He loved it. It It was
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  Speaker 1: so much fun. He would just mess with my wife
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  Speaker 1: all day long, and then I would get home and
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  Speaker 1: she would mess with me for once. If you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. I just can't believe this. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I just can't. You know what, what if I do this,
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  Speaker 1: I can conference Andrew in right now, and maybe we
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  Speaker 1: can get my wife to believe that there's some sort
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  Speaker 1: of three way thing going on me you Andrew. The
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  Speaker 1: whole office wants me. I don't know what to say. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's one thing that you could say, something you probably
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't know. I do have kind of an odd shaped
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  Speaker 1: mole on the inside of my legs, So you can
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  Speaker 1: tell her you've seen that and you actually think it's
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  Speaker 1: cute because she rips on it all the time. But
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  Speaker 1: in this story you think it's cute. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: should probably go I'm really not the right person for Allison.
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  Speaker 1: Have you even seen my picture yet? I have, Bud.
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  Speaker 1: What did you think would you be attractive. I know
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  Speaker 1: you're not. I know this is a professional thing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just asking you to doing a favor. What if we
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  Speaker 1: didn't work together, would you think I was attractive? I
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  Speaker 1: mean I really just glanced by, But I mean, did
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  Speaker 1: you notice that my dimples are off, like one is
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  Speaker 1: higher than the other? No? You did? You did? Didn't you? No?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, And you seem fine, You're you're judging me too. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not at all. I'm not you are a handsome person.
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  Speaker 1: I just think, thank you, I wouldn't be good, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I would just really mess it all up for you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you said you said you said I was handsome. Make
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  Speaker 1: sure you tell my wife that you said you said
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  Speaker 1: I was the most handsome man you've ever seen. Remember
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  Speaker 1: when you just said that? Right now, I didn't say
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  Speaker 1: it like that. I just feel so awkward. I really awkward.
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  Speaker 1: I feel I feel awkward to telling you that this
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  Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. I feel awkward about that.
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  Speaker 1: Why is your voice like that? Why are we whispering?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not, Oh, I am okay. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: you're a whispering like that. Oh I was whispering because
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you it was a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, it's a joke. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: She said that you were nervous to meet your new
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  Speaker 1: boss and he wanted me to prank you. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was nervous. Oh now you're not nervous anymore. Once
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  Speaker 1: you know that you and your boss are having an affair.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of cool. No, Andrew, I'm gonna get you.
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  Speaker 1: If you if you get Andrew, make sure I'm involved. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: make sure I'm involved, and tell my wife about it. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.