Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Briar Patch Is Gonna Rob You

Transcript

Phone Tap: Briar Patch Is Gonna Rob You · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Whenever you hear about robberies or jewelry heist thieves in
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: the news, they always use the same tactic, you know,
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: burst in, try and surprise everybody, catch the place off guard.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: What a dumb strategy.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: They were smart, they'd call ahead and become buddy buddy
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: with the employee behind the counter arrested. Now, maybe even
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: share a funny little code name, because that's what happens today.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: When Jose calls a jewelry store and ask the guy.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: Working there if you could do him a couple of favors,
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: it would make things a lot easier for him.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: They will it work. Find out in your phone tap
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: Hell, I'll think you calling jewelers. This is Alex. How
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: can I help you?
• 0:50
  Speaker 4: Hy, Alex? Is this phone call being recorded?
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
• 0:56
  Speaker 4: What this phone call? Right now? Do you guys record
• 0:59
  Speaker 4: your phone calls the audio?
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: Oh? No, we do not record our call.
• 1:05
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, good, Well, I'm hoping you can help me
• 1:08
  Speaker 4: with something.
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: Then, yeah, absolutely, all right.
• 1:12
  Speaker 4: I'm looking to buy some fine jewelry as a gift,
• 1:14
  Speaker 4: and I'm trying to keep this as discreet as possible.
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: Ah, something for a proposal.
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: I presume no like I need to make sure that
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: my wife doesn't find out about this.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: I see an anniversary gift then, or a birthday gift gift.
• 1:33
  Speaker 4: No, it's not for my wife. It's actually for another
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: very special lady. If you catch my drift.
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: I don't suppose this is for your mother in law.
• 1:47
  Speaker 4: No, it's not for my mother in law. Look, look,
• 1:50
  Speaker 4: look all right, I just need to pick something out,
• 1:53
  Speaker 4: and to be safe, I know we're not being recorded,
• 1:56
  Speaker 4: but from here on out we're going to be using
• 1:58
  Speaker 4: code names. Okay, my name is Briar Patch and your
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: name is Kim.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: Butcha code names. It's not really something we do here.
• 2:07
  Speaker 4: Hey, if you knew my wife, you'd know this isn't necessary. Okay, Kim,
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: Butcha copy all right, I guess so okay, okay, so
• 2:17
  Speaker 4: use my code name.
• 2:19
  Speaker 3: That was what was it again, prior patch? Patch?
• 2:23
  Speaker 4: Yes? Okay?
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: And Roger And what can I do for you then,
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: Briar Patch.
• 2:29
  Speaker 4: First thing, I assume you guys have like like security
• 2:32
  Speaker 4: cameras and stuff in your store.
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: Right of course? Absolutely?
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, So when I come in just to keep it,
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: you know, hush hush, could you like turn them off?
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not, that's just for like ten.
• 2:46
  Speaker 4: Minutes while I'm there. You can turn them right back on.
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 2:48
  Speaker 4: I'll just buy something. I'll be out. There's no footage,
• 2:50
  Speaker 4: there's no evidence.
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: You know, there is absolutely no briar p It's briar patch.
• 2:56
  Speaker 4: Remember briar patch.
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: Right U, b I or patching for you or anyone.
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: That's absolutely not something we can do. We have twenty
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: four hour security cameras. There's not even a way for
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: us to turn them off if we wanted to, which
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: we wouldn't. It's not a thing we.
• 3:12
  Speaker 4: Do, all right. I read your a loud and clear kombucha.
• 3:14
  Speaker 4: Y'all got like premium ring over there. That sounds pretty cool, huh.
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: Anyway, excuse, it's just I just want to have to ask,
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: is this a real phone call? This is way out
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: of the back.
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: I promise this is a real call. And I am
• 3:27
  Speaker 4: very interested, okay, in all the rare gems or the
• 3:31
  Speaker 4: diamond jewels, anything you have available.
• 3:35
  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 3:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, you guys probably get like really wealthy people
• 3:38
  Speaker 4: in here, right, like Nick Cage or or like Ian
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: from Love Islands.
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: He's frankly, we're located in the strip mall, but we're
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: not exactly drawing NBA players here. For the most part,
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: we have very very fine merchandise and wonderful service.
• 3:50
  Speaker 4: But I like how you're downplaying it. Yeah, I mean,
• 3:55
  Speaker 4: here's my playing kombucha. I'm going to pull up in
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: front of your jewelry store sometime tomorrow morning. It's a
• 4:01
  Speaker 4: windowless van. I'm gonna keep it idling because I don't
• 4:03
  Speaker 4: have a lot of time. Okay, I'll run into your store,
• 4:06
  Speaker 4: probably have some sort of like stocking or head covering
• 4:09
  Speaker 4: that way, you know it's me At.
• 4:12
  Speaker 3: This point, this conversation's got to end.
• 4:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, one last thing. Make sure when I come in
• 4:16
  Speaker 4: you put all the diamonds on top of the case
• 4:18
  Speaker 4: so that I can just pick whatever I want.
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: Honestly, sure. At this point, I'm just gonna have to
• 4:22
  Speaker 3: let you go because.
• 4:23
  Speaker 4: No, wait, my girlfriend kayleb Man, she's gonna be so
• 4:26
  Speaker 4: pissed if I don't get her something.
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: How did you know that's my girlfriend's.
• 4:31
  Speaker 4: Name, Cale, That's my girlfriend?
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: What the hell is going on here?
• 4:36
  Speaker 4: I'm totally messing with you, man, I'm so sorry. This
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: is actually a joise from the radw Show, Brook and
• 4:41
  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap on
• 4:44
  Speaker 4: youh Kayla, your girlfriend, not mine, set you up. She said,
• 4:52
  Speaker 4: you've had some shady people coming in there lately, just
• 4:54
  Speaker 4: like checking stuff out and leaving.
• 4:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm taking a lot of weird call over
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: the years, this one was by far the most insane.
• 5:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, but for real, now that you know it's me, Bro,
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: if I come down there, can you hook me up?
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: Not over the phone, huh briar patch. But yeah, there is.
• 5:10
  Speaker 4: A back room.
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: I knew it.
• 5:13
  Speaker 4: Wake Up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on
• 5:16
  Speaker 4: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning