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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #4 Clover Does A Corn Maze · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: counting down the top ten best phone taps of the year.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what we're doing right now. I know, I
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  Speaker 1: do this. Let's wrap this year up. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of energy coming from number four phone Tap, and that
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  Speaker 1: honor goes to our own Jose Bolano specifically one of
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  Speaker 1: his new phone tap characters, Clover. Oh. People like Clover. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know about Clover, he's the former British
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  Speaker 1: intelligence agent who takes everyday situations way too seriously. And
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  Speaker 1: today Clover's attempting to call a corn maze. I love Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This one was really popular with the listeners, and Clover
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  Speaker 1: tells them. He's been secretly living inside the corn maze
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  Speaker 1: for days. Now will the young employee help him? Or
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  Speaker 1: will they even give a crap? Yeah, that's the question
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  Speaker 1: for your number four phone tap of the year right now,
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  Speaker 1: and remember, after you hear it, we call it twenty
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  Speaker 1: X Jeffreys ten phone taps of Christmas parent Body all
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  Speaker 1: this the commanding officer Donald Fawn's Corn Maze? This is Bella?
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? I'm sorry? Do I not
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  Speaker 1: have your attention? Can I help you? Well? Yes, you
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  Speaker 1: can help me by delivering a message to your commanding officer.
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  Speaker 1: Tell him this. You'll never find me. I'm sorry, what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You can send troops, helicopters, even
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  Speaker 1: a swat team, but you'll never find me alive. Who
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  Speaker 1: is this? Is this Brian? Brian? If this is you,
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  Speaker 1: just start No, No, it's not Brian. My name's Frank,
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  Speaker 1: but my mates call me Clover. Stop it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know Brian, Okay, I don't know why you're calling. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Clover and I'm currently hiding in your corn maze. No,
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  Speaker 1: I said, I'm hiding in your corn maze? Are you
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  Speaker 1: listening to me? Look? If you're calling for a refund,
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  Speaker 1: I'll sells are final. No, no, no, are you not listening.
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  Speaker 1: I've covered myself Edda dow in mud so no one
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  Speaker 1: can spot me. Oh gross? Do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: people like walk in that? I don't care about that.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to get money, that's on you, as
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  Speaker 1: long as you don't touch the corn, okay, because our
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  Speaker 1: owner gets really mad about that. No, it's not about
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  Speaker 1: the corn. I'm trying to speak. Oh, you're not doing
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  Speaker 1: a very good job, because he keeps saying the same
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  Speaker 1: thing over and over. No, you're not doing a good
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  Speaker 1: job because I've been here in this maze for three
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  Speaker 1: days and no one has come close to finding me.
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  Speaker 1: What no way have you been in there for three days?
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  Speaker 1: Were you kitting me? Of course I have been surviving
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  Speaker 1: off berries and grasshoppers. Can you hold on for a second,
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  Speaker 1: hold on? Oh my gosh, someone who says he's been
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  Speaker 1: in the maze for three days. Yeah, he's on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: He just told me that. Hell yeah, no one, no
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  Speaker 1: one believes that he's been in a maze for three days.
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  Speaker 1: You'll we see my time right now? Oh really, well,
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  Speaker 1: I can prove it. You can prove that you've been
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  Speaker 1: in a maze for three days? How well, how can
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  Speaker 1: you do that? If this is Ryan, I swear to
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  Speaker 1: God I'm going to kick your I don't know any Brian.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm telling you Menan's clover. I'm in a field.
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  Speaker 1: I'm up to muda. Don't care what's going on. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people here and I look, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: One of your masked blokes almost found me last night
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  Speaker 1: after closing time. I don't know what mass blokes are. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: come on walking about? You know one of them spoy
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  Speaker 1: raccoons at works for you. He was scanning the corn
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  Speaker 1: with his by little red eyes. Do you find any
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  Speaker 1: raccoon in a maze? It probably has ravees. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: go near it. Oh no, it better not come near me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what is going on. Listen here, all right.
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  Speaker 1: If I can survive six weeks in the Amazon rainforest
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  Speaker 1: with nothing but a jock strap and half a match,
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  Speaker 1: I think I can survive your ranky, dank corn made
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  Speaker 1: is going on? I should probably tell you this is
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  Speaker 1: a phone brank, what my name's jose from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning, or doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Oh my god, that is hilarious. I
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  Speaker 1: was so crazy. I don't know who Brian is, but
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  Speaker 1: your coworker Cody set you up because he's the one
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  Speaker 1: that told us working on the farm was getting super boring.
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  Speaker 1: So he wanted to like spice your day up. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna kill him. But seriously, is anyone
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  Speaker 1: gonna come foind me? I've been here for three days. Well,
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  Speaker 1: now you can come whoever you are. Just happen you'll
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  Speaker 1: get in free. I don't usually do that, oh free
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  Speaker 1: corn mays. Are you asking me out on a date?
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  Speaker 1: Because I say yes? Oh don't you. That was your
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  Speaker 1: number four phone tap of twenty twenty