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Phone Tap: Ghost Poops · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: time for your phone tap. And when you move into
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Speaker 1: a new house, what's the worst news that your realtor
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Speaker 1: could tell you with the very last second. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: There's like a mold problem, there's raccoons living in the attic,
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Speaker 1: or like, oh, by the way, fifteen people were murdered
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Speaker 1: here a couple decades ago, and the killer just escaped
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Speaker 1: the insane asylum. But I think you're gonna be fine. Yeahang,
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Speaker 1: I was worried about mole might freak you out a
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Speaker 1: little bit. But how would you react if a realtor
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Speaker 1: told you there was a supernatural force haunting your property?
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Speaker 1: He No, and they're not like any other ghost that
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Speaker 1: you've probably seen on TV or in the movies. This
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Speaker 1: particular spirit has a very peculiar way that it likes
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Speaker 1: to get at the current owner. Oh man, And that's
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Speaker 1: what Brooke tells a guy. You'll find out all about
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Speaker 1: his new ghost roomy in your brand new phones app.
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Speaker 1: Right after this the hello, Hi, this is Sandy Dunmore
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Speaker 1: from real estate. I'm looking to speak with Tom. Hi. Sandy,
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Speaker 1: what can I do for you? I know you normally
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Speaker 1: work with Margaret. I'm her assistant, and she asked me
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Speaker 1: to reach out to you. Oh, okay, nice to meet you.
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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, too, big week for you. Congratulations
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Speaker 1: on the new home you just purchase. I saw pictures.
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Speaker 1: It is lovely. Thank you. We're very excited and Margaret
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Speaker 1: did a great job. You can tell you that. Oh
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Speaker 1: that's great to hear. I definitely will. Yeah. We're actually
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Speaker 1: packing up boxes as we speak, so really excited to move.
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Speaker 1: Hopefully you haven't packed too much yet. I'm sorry, That's
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Speaker 1: why I called. We've discovered some well a new information
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Speaker 1: on your property, and I mean it's nothing too terrible.
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Speaker 1: I don't want you to be too alarmed. What do
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Speaker 1: you mean? This is definitely a first for us. It's
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Speaker 1: come to our attention that the house you bought might
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Speaker 1: be a tiny bit haunted. Haunted. What is happening? Well,
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Speaker 1: haunted probably isn't even the right word to use here.
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Speaker 1: From what the previous owners told me and Margaret, it's
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Speaker 1: not what you would typically expect from a ghost. A ghost.
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Speaker 1: So there's an actual ghost in the house. Well, I
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Speaker 1: wouldn't think of it that way. Just you know, maybe
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Speaker 1: think of him as a weird roommate. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: nobody informed you before that there was a live ghost
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Speaker 1: in the house. Well you didn't choose to have that
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Speaker 1: inspection done, you know, of course, you opted for the
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Speaker 1: sewer and the normal home check. But I'm sure you
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Speaker 1: saw right under there was the paranormal inspection. Yet you
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Speaker 1: didn't sign No. I didn't see any paranormal inspection on
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Speaker 1: the form. If I did, I would have pointed it out.
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Speaker 1: That's insane. I'm supposed to move in next week. I
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Speaker 1: can't move in with my wife and kid into a
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Speaker 1: haunted house. Time. This is not as serious as you think.
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Speaker 1: He doesn't do anything scary. So I'm supposed to move
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Speaker 1: in with a friendly ghost in a house that was
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Speaker 1: not disclosed to me before I purchased the house. Okay, again,
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Speaker 1: we like to call him your weird roommate, and you
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Speaker 1: know you'll barely notice it he's even there. Just try
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Speaker 1: not to step in any of his ghost poops. Ghost poop. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: aside from the ghost poops, totally harmless poop. What does
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Speaker 1: that even mean? What am I looking for? It's the
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Speaker 1: first we've heard of it too, But they said that
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Speaker 1: he just apparently wanders the halls ghoes number two on
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Speaker 1: the floor. Oh my god. These things you're supposed to
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Speaker 1: be told ahead of time. This is why you have disclosures,
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Speaker 1: this is why you have inspection. It's also got excuse me,
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Speaker 1: it's also why we have the paranormal inspection. That again,
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Speaker 1: you didn't choose, I mean, with him. Don't you have
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Speaker 1: some sympathy for this ghost? It's obvious the poor little
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Speaker 1: guy wasn't house trained before he moved into the afterlife.
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Speaker 1: I have no for you or the I want you
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Speaker 1: know what we need to talk about whether or not
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Speaker 1: we actually purchase this house because oh no, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: no no no, please just remember this house is gorgeous,
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Speaker 1: high ceiling's original hardwood floor, and you know that will
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Speaker 1: actually make it easier to clean up the little messes. No,
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Speaker 1: no faint smell, but nothing. Some potpourri can't solve the
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Speaker 1: entirely inappropriate. You should not be the one calling me
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Speaker 1: telling me that there's a ghost in my future house.
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Speaker 1: I actually think that we're doing you a solid right now.
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Speaker 1: I mean, we could just let you move in totally uninformed,
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Speaker 1: and then what happens then barefoot in the middle of
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Speaker 1: the night, you stepping on a toozy No. I've had
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Speaker 1: enough talking about this, and I demand that you put
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Speaker 1: Margaret on the phone right now. Have her call me.
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Speaker 1: She's not going to say anything different than I would
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Speaker 1: tell you. Tom, Get Margaret on the phone right now,
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Speaker 1: because I am pulling out of this purchase. There is
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Speaker 1: no way that I am moving into a haunted house
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Speaker 1: with ghost coops all over the beautiful hardwood floors. Wow,
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Speaker 1: I'm here to remind you, Tom that that's going to
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Speaker 1: cost you around fifteen thousand dollars in your earnest man,
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Speaker 1: teen thousand dollars. How much does an epstracism cost? Oh? Oh,
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Speaker 1: so you're laughing at me now, now you're laughing at
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Speaker 1: me in my haunted house. My god, I'm laughing because
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Speaker 1: you actually thought you were going to buy a haunted
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Speaker 1: house with a pooping ghost inside. I'm sorry, what it's
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Speaker 1: all a joke, But Dame was Brooke from the radio
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Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a
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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Man. Oh my god, it's so stupid.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're kidding me. This is the dumbest
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Speaker 1: thing I've ever told anyone. It's a total break. Tom.
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Speaker 1: Your wife set you up because I said you were
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Speaker 1: worried about the deposit on your first house. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: it's not haunted. I can't promise you that there could
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Speaker 1: be a ghost pooping all over the place right now.
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Speaker 1: No promises. Man, Well, I'm gonna sign up for that
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