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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pastor Jimmy Wants You · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d ui away. He's another je on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello, good morning, I was looking for Reese.
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  Speaker 1: Is she hi? Reese. We've never actually met before, but
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  Speaker 1: my name is Pastor Jimmy and I was recently hired
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  Speaker 1: at the church. How are you doing today? I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm well? Thank you very much for asking.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I'm calling you today is that I was
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  Speaker 1: looking through our records and I noticed that your giving
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  Speaker 1: had dropped off a few months ago. Is there any
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  Speaker 1: specific reason for that? Um? I no, I just you know,
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  Speaker 1: I had gone to check couple of times that I
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  Speaker 1: haven't been in a little while, which is probably why, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you haven't been to church in a little while. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's been a kind of a crazy past
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  Speaker 1: two months. Let me ask you a question, Reese, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: would God say that? Um? You know, I think I
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  Speaker 1: think God's understanding. Well, let me just throw out a scenario.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say Reese was down and out, maybe prostituting her
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  Speaker 1: body for a cheeseburger on the corner. Would God say
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  Speaker 1: he's too busy to help you? I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: I think no, you know, no, I don't think he would. No. No,
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  Speaker 1: I think he'd probably be first in line. Yeah. But
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  Speaker 1: I think it's pretty different though, like knocking able to
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  Speaker 1: go to church for a couple of months, and the
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  Speaker 1: idea of I just try. I don't see how they related.
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  Speaker 1: You get my point. He might need your help on
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  Speaker 1: Sunday to come to church, but oh, when you're down
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  Speaker 1: and out doing what you do, I'm sure you ask
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  Speaker 1: him for help. What if he was too busy. I
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  Speaker 1: kind of feel like this is a little harsh, um like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean any disrespect. I just well, I think
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  Speaker 1: you started disrespecting the big guy a long time ago
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  Speaker 1: when you stopped showing up to his house on Sundays,
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  Speaker 1: didn't we. I don't think it's appropriate for you be
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  Speaker 1: calling it up and telling you that you're disappointed me
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  Speaker 1: for God or whatever you're saying, like, oh, no, I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't saying that I was disappointed in you. I think
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  Speaker 1: he's very disappointed. And if there's somebody that I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: want to get on his bad side, it'd be our
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  Speaker 1: Lord and Savior. Am I correct? She'd meet pastor Jimmy?
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  Speaker 1: But what happened to the whole? Like, don't judge your neighbor,
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  Speaker 1: think because you're being incredibly condescending. Well, maybe the reason
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  Speaker 1: that you're not attending church is because you're out late,
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  Speaker 1: partying it up, taking your top off for random gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Do you use me but sing? And incredibly you have
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  Speaker 1: no place to be talking to me about these things? Well,
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  Speaker 1: what am I supposed to think? I mean, it could
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  Speaker 1: be tough to wake up and go to church and
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  Speaker 1: confess all your sins on a Sunday morning after you've
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  Speaker 1: been out until all hours of the night on Saturday
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  Speaker 1: night doing God knows what, and he knows he does
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  Speaker 1: know you. No, you don't even know me, Like you
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  Speaker 1: have no place to be called, Like the judgment is
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  Speaker 1: like losing out of your voice. I can't answer me this, Reese.
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  Speaker 1: When is the last time you had sexual intercourse? What
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  Speaker 1: I am not discussing that with you? You have Pastor
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  Speaker 1: at a church and you're asking me when the last
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  Speaker 1: time I was with someone? You does? What doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: to be someone and it could be with yourself. Just
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  Speaker 1: when's the last time you were actual? My gosh, are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? Reese? What if you and Pastor Jimmy meat
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  Speaker 1: for coffee? No, maybe maybe dinner and a few drinks
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  Speaker 1: and we can discuss God's plan for you. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: out you. I don't, I don't ever want to meet.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you again. God, bless you,
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  Speaker 1: God bless you. I'm not asking you out on a date.
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  Speaker 1: Then what is it? Well, I was merely asking you
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  Speaker 1: out for casual sex. Casual? What casual sex? Just nothing,
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  Speaker 1: no strings attached, no dating. The two of us will
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  Speaker 1: rendezvous and know each other in the biblical sense and
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  Speaker 1: we can go on our way. Is that a no?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, there's no. There's no way that you're a pastor.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know who you are and how
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  Speaker 1: you got my number. Well, your sister and your sister
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  Speaker 1: Christine was very accepting. What what is going on here?
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, your sister Christine set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad I was. Oh my gosh. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: your sister said she wanted to Your sister said she
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  Speaker 1: wanted to shock you. And I couldn't think of anything
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  Speaker 1: more shocking than a pastor asking for casual sex. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, yeah, Reese, would you like to pray with
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  Speaker 1: me now? Oh no, no, no, we can. We can
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  Speaker 1: both get on her knees and pray together. Oh my gosh.
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