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Phone Tap: Look Who's Talking Meow · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y away?
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  Speaker 2: Today? We call a woman who just dropped her cat
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  Speaker 2: Luna off at the vet. Oh, apparently her kid has
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  Speaker 2: been feeling a little under the weather. At least that's
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  Speaker 2: what the owner thinks. But what does her cat Luna think?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Luckily, there's a way to find out.
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  Speaker 4: Really.
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  Speaker 2: It's with a new AI cat translators. So we're about
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  Speaker 2: to learn what's really going on up in that sweet
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  Speaker 2: little kitty's brain in a brand new phone. Tap right
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  Speaker 2: now another.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, I'm calling for a veterinary clinic. Is this Priscilla? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, is this about Luna?
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  Speaker 3: How is she doing?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? It is. Did you hear about the cat who
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  Speaker 4: swallowed a ball of yarn? No, like a joke, She
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  Speaker 4: had a litter of mittens.
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  Speaker 5: He likes that.
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  Speaker 4: That's good because we love some veterinary humor over here.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of light in the mood that's here, So yeah,
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  Speaker 4: wore doing well.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if the doctor told you, but we
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  Speaker 5: have some amazing new technology here at the clinic's disposal.
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  Speaker 5: It's called Look who's talking me out? That's not a joke,
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  Speaker 5: but it is clever. It's very clever.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 4: It's the first ever science backed AI powered cat translator device.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I don't know if I understand what that is.
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  Speaker 4: Basically, anytime your Luna makes a little new or a noise,
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  Speaker 4: we can run it through the app and it understands
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  Speaker 4: what she needs.
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  Speaker 1: What are you serious?
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  Speaker 5: Amazing? How is that?
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  Speaker 1: If that's really possible?
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  Speaker 4: It is definitely above my pay grade. Totally blows me away.
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  Speaker 1: That's insane.
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: No owners have just been amazed and it has been
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  Speaker 4: so helpful. You know what, We're gonna try it right now.
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  Speaker 4: That way you can hear what your little Luna is saying.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, Luna, Luna, now, let me get the translator.
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  Speaker 3: I miss my owner. Where is she?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god? Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 5: I know she's so sweet'll be home to give you
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  Speaker 5: their Maybe she'll answer us.
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  Speaker 4: Luna, how are you feeling? Are you feeling bity better. Huh.
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  Speaker 3: My owner used to give me yummy food, but she
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  Speaker 3: changed it to some generic crap. What what?
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  Speaker 1: I know?
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty shocking to hear your cat's thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, is she right?
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  Speaker 4: Did you recently make a change with her diet?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we changed brands, but I thought it was it's
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  Speaker 1: like a fancy or upgrade.
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  Speaker 3: You are lying, you were trying to cheap out.
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  Speaker 4: Why, oh goodness, I'm not lying, Luna. Do you love
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  Speaker 4: your owner?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I think that's a yes.
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  Speaker 3: She forgets my birthday every year, yet we adopted her.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what day she was born.
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  Speaker 3: How does she even know what day she's born?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: I might say that she's not feeling too great about
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  Speaker 4: you missing their big day? Is she?
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  Speaker 3: What's that?
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  Speaker 4: Luna?
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  Speaker 3: It makes me feel bad, like when my owner eats
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  Speaker 3: microwave lasagna and has to spend hours on the toilet. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that doesn't even happen. Can come on, now, it really
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  Speaker 3: does happen. She also never washes her hands when she
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  Speaker 3: leaves the restroom.
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  Speaker 4: What that's not true either. I'm a little embarrassed to
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  Speaker 4: even be part of this conversation.
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  Speaker 3: No, this isn't even a conversation.
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  Speaker 4: This isn't even real. What's that, Luna?
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  Speaker 3: I've also seen her drink out of the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Hey hey, I don't think you was broken or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But none of this is true.
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  Speaker 4: Well maybe she's talking about your dog. Do you have
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  Speaker 4: a dog?
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  Speaker 3: No, we don't have a dog. It's her, it's definitely her.
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  Speaker 3: No are you? I don't understand how you can say
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  Speaker 3: such a thing. My owner has bad taste in male companions.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't even had a male companion over in a year.
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  Speaker 5: That's Luna.
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  Speaker 3: The last boyfriend was a loser. His name was Mike.
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  Speaker 5: What the hell is happening here?
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  Speaker 4: How does she even know that?
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  Speaker 3: It's funny how we all sleep differently. My owner sleeps
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  Speaker 3: on her back, I sleep on my side, and Mike
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  Speaker 3: sleeps with everyone else?
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  Speaker 4: What I know? Luna? Stop talking?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up?
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  Speaker 4: This is I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to do this anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we need to stop this. It's a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not really a cat what I'm just a sound
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  Speaker 3: of affect machine.
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  Speaker 1: Mia, I don't understand what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Oh you missed that last one.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was your cat, telling you that this is
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  Speaker 5: actually Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 5: phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Your high school friend Amanda set you up.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Luna says that she sees your Instagram posts of
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  Speaker 5: your cat all the time and wanted to play a
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  Speaker 5: little joke on you.
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  Speaker 4: Tell her and Luna can't believe that you cheaped out
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  Speaker 4: on that cat food.
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  Speaker 3: Not a good look for a better price.
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  Speaker 5: Wake up Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 5: the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning,