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Phone Tap PODCAST: Motorcycle Whisperer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away.
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for Sean. This is Sean Sean. How
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  Speaker 1: are you? This is Sergeant Scott Brand. I'm calling from
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  Speaker 1: the police department. I'm following up on a noise complaint
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  Speaker 1: that you made. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I called you
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  Speaker 1: like three weeks ago, right, what seems to be the issue? Um,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you can do any of that,
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  Speaker 1: but I've got serious issues with motorcycles driving down my
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  Speaker 1: street at night. Can you do the sound for me
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  Speaker 1: of the motorcycle like a recording? So I haven't recorded it? No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, can you just make the sound. I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand it's a motorcycle right there? Are okay, there are
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  Speaker 1: many different kinds of motorcycles. If I could just sort
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  Speaker 1: of hear what the motorcycle sounds like, it would help
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  Speaker 1: me find Well. I can tell you they're Harley Davidson.
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  Speaker 1: There's a really deep rumble. You're positive that it's a
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  Speaker 1: hardy because there's lots of different kinds of motorcycles with
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  Speaker 1: deep rumbles. I don't want to brag, but around the station,
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of known as the motorcycle whisperer. You give me,
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  Speaker 1: you give me the sound of you give me the
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  Speaker 1: sound of a motorcycle. I can tell you in a
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  Speaker 1: harpee what it is. I don't do motorcycle interpretation. Can
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  Speaker 1: you just kind of give me a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: a taste of what you think? It sounds like it
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  Speaker 1: would really help my case here? Fine, okay, thank god?
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  Speaker 1: I mean that kind of sounds like a fart. Could
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  Speaker 1: you Are you being woken up in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the night by a fart or a motorcycle? Look too,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not getting woken up by a fart. It's a
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  Speaker 1: motorcycle and it's multiple and then go by my house
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  Speaker 1: every night, right, I need to hear it, though. Can
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  Speaker 1: you make the sound for me again? Just do it
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  Speaker 1: a little longer so that I can really get a
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  Speaker 1: sense of what motorcycle I'm dealing with? Are you getting me? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not, sir. If you could help me really help
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  Speaker 1: my case here, it's like a rumball, like a that
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  Speaker 1: kind of you know that was wonderful. I think I
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  Speaker 1: got it. Sounds like you're dealing with a Yamaha A
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four x V seven fifty vigaro. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I would think. You said you were a sergeant at
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  Speaker 1: the police station. Yes, and you're the motorcycle whisperer. I
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  Speaker 1: am known as a motorcycle whisperer. Yes, I can tell
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  Speaker 1: a motorcycle from miles away. I speak to somebody else
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  Speaker 1: in your department, because this is just if you're having
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  Speaker 1: a sound complaint about a motorcycle, I would be the
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  Speaker 1: guy to talk to. I take noise complaints very seriously,
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  Speaker 1: and I appreciate that. And so I need to know
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  Speaker 1: exactly what sort of motorcycle I'm dealing with up damn
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  Speaker 1: Street and tell the people with the motorcycle to stop
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  Speaker 1: driving by at eleven o'clock at night. But I can't
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  Speaker 1: do that unless I know what sort of sound and
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  Speaker 1: what sort of motorcyleatless insane. If you could just want
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  Speaker 1: to stop, if you could just make the sound for me,
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  Speaker 1: i'd really appreciate it. I'm not making the sound again.
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  Speaker 1: Does it sound kind of like is it kind of
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  Speaker 1: like that? You know? If I were going to talk
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  Speaker 1: to a police officer about my serious noise complaint that
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  Speaker 1: makes my windows shake at night and wakes at my kids.
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  Speaker 1: I think, out, talk to me with a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more professionalism than what you've been given me. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to help you, and I don't appreciate you speaking to
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  Speaker 1: me the way that you just did. I'm sure I
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  Speaker 1: really want to talk to you about this. Then before
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  Speaker 1: I let you go? Was it kind of like a
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  Speaker 1: I would really like to talk to supervisor at the
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  Speaker 1: point where because that's a motorcycle that sounds like a
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  Speaker 1: goat being assaulted. No, sir, that would be a Honda
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  Speaker 1: Fury that needs an oil change. You clearly don't know
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  Speaker 1: about motorcycles. I'll tell you that much. What is going
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  Speaker 1: on here? This is actually Jewbil from brook and Jewil
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. How the hell did you
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  Speaker 1: even know? I called the police. Your friend Adam set
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  Speaker 1: you up. He said that you're h He said, you've
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  Speaker 1: been getting pissed off about some guy in a motorcycle
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  Speaker 1: waking you up every morning. That was the most tough
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  Speaker 1: conversation I think I've ever had on the phone. That's
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  Speaker 1: a Kawasaki victory right there. U Jesus wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with taps wet five