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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kyler Confronts A Babysitter · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another Jebel. Tell me I'm hello. Yes, you share
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  Speaker 1: her there? Yes, speaking Hihar. My name is Kyer Quarchingson
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  Speaker 1: and I think my mom emailed you the other day.
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  Speaker 1: She said you're gonna like baby hit me or something. Um,
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  Speaker 1: First of all, why are you swearing? Uh? Second of all,
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  Speaker 1: I baby said a lot of people? Can you remember?
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  Speaker 1: So this is who We're already going to have a
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  Speaker 1: problem because it's like you can't really tell me what
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  Speaker 1: you because I'm a man, So I'm gonna catch if
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  Speaker 1: I want to. I'm sorry, I'm wonder a lot of
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  Speaker 1: trouble understanding you can you like take whatever's out of
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  Speaker 1: your mouth or something? Oh, you just try to bullie
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  Speaker 1: me about my breaks. I have breaches. Okay, you have braces. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I have breaks. I've had breakies for three years. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you cussing at me? Well, because I'm sorry when
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  Speaker 1: you cutching, you cushing into breakish. I've had him for
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  Speaker 1: so long I felt like it was born breakast and
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  Speaker 1: buzzing me. So one day I mean to get him
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  Speaker 1: off and I'm keeping me straight. If you can stop
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  Speaker 1: swearing at me, then we can proceed with this conversation. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm sorry I got a little upset and he
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  Speaker 1: maybe it's because of the bracing. But so my mom
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  Speaker 1: st you know an email that you're gonna be baby
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  Speaker 1: kitting me? Right? Can you remind me of her name?
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  Speaker 1: My mom's name is Judy, Okay, Judy. Yeah, she's a
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  Speaker 1: friend of my mom. I did get an email from Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, that's what I thought. So anyway, um, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be babysitting me, and I know we've never met before,
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  Speaker 1: but I want you to know that I mean seventh
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  Speaker 1: right now, and so I don't really need anybody to
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  Speaker 1: watch me because I'm a man. Um. Well, I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: that you feel so mature, but not sure if you
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  Speaker 1: heard me, I'm a man. Okay, yeah, well this is
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  Speaker 1: really something conversation I should be having with your mother. Yes, well,
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  Speaker 1: I needed to talk to you before she talks to
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  Speaker 1: you because she's liared soy and you're swearing again and
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about that. Well, I'm sorry. I felt like
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  Speaker 1: it was appropriate because she like tells so many lies,
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  Speaker 1: and so I feel I should get on the phone
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  Speaker 1: with you and like clear things up. So okay, I
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  Speaker 1: so it still can hardly understand you. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I try to slow down, but you should get
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  Speaker 1: a pin out because I'm about to lay down some
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  Speaker 1: rules and you're gonna have to get a pin take
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  Speaker 1: some notes. You are gonna give me rules about me
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  Speaker 1: babysitting with you. Yeah, I'm gonna give you some rules.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, no bedtime ever? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: No bedtimes? I don't understand. She'd be really yet hard understand. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So no bedtimes. My mom gonna tell you something about bedtimes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do it. I partly like a rock star,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Last weekend, me and my
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  Speaker 1: friend Jimmy came over and we hung out to like
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  Speaker 1: Q in the morning. We watched like so many YouTube
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  Speaker 1: videas and stuff. It didn't even matter. Okay, well maybe
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  Speaker 1: that might work, but I still need to talk to
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  Speaker 1: your mom. Oh my, gosh, everything's okay. So what you say?
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  Speaker 1: Are you a rat? Excuse me? Yes, you're wrap me
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  Speaker 1: up to my mom because I stay up later or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Rat you out? Yeah, you're rat? What is going on? What?
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  Speaker 1: I'm thank you? So I want to talk to your mother.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to your mother. So I can
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  Speaker 1: tell her what a little you are. Ooh ooh, you
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  Speaker 1: shad a bad word. I said a bad word, mister,
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  Speaker 1: an explosit of every three words. So you just cutch
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  Speaker 1: that a seven gayer. My mom can flip with he
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  Speaker 1: hears you. You cutch on me, and she's gonna like
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  Speaker 1: lose her mind. You never got baby sitting this channel
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  Speaker 1: ever again. She's I literally don't cannot understand you. Can
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  Speaker 1: you please take your legos out of your mouth? Oh
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  Speaker 1: oh oh, excuse me? So you can sit there and
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  Speaker 1: you can curse at me all the time and I
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  Speaker 1: can't say anything. But that's a difficult talk to your mother.
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  Speaker 1: But but I'm I'm a kid and you're adult, so
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  Speaker 1: you can't really talk to me away. It talks that
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  Speaker 1: you were a man. Is that what you told me?
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  Speaker 1: You're a big man. Yeah, I am a bit, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a seven s rader, but just kills. Listen, this is ridiculous. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna add you on a shapkat and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: swoop you off. I'm gonna tell you do it. What's
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  Speaker 1: your snapchat? What's your shapkat? Which your shapat? What you shapati?
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  Speaker 1: Shapchat for? Giving you little okay finding out he tell
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  Speaker 1: you your prank phone call. If that's what you gonna
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  Speaker 1: take all to tell you, that's your prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What's your prank phone call? So hard to shake? This
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your mom set you up?
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  Speaker 1: What where's that little kid? He's right here. It's me.
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  Speaker 1: I was the kid. I am so what the hell
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  Speaker 1: is going on? It's it's a prank phone call. Your
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  Speaker 1: mom set you up. She made up a fake email
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  Speaker 1: account from somebody who wanted you to babysit for him,
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  Speaker 1: and she wanted me to think you were gonna babysit
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  Speaker 1: some nightmare kid. What the mom? You're don't start wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with