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Phone Tap: I Deleted Everything · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight huy away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we prank
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  Speaker 1: the owner of an accounting agency. He was recently talking
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  Speaker 1: with one of his managers about backing up all their
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  Speaker 1: businesses data, which apparently she plans to do. But before
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  Speaker 1: that happened, she emailed us and said, do you guys
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  Speaker 1: have someone on the show that can act like an
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  Speaker 1: idiot and screw up all our company's documents due to
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  Speaker 1: their complete lack of professionalism. I'm raising my hand, doing
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  Speaker 1: my hand. I honestly thought you're gonna have to be
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  Speaker 1: more specific because it's pretty much everybody here. But we
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  Speaker 1: decided Jose would be the best candidate for this. So
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  Speaker 1: he calls the owner to let them know everything's ruined. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it's not his fault. In your phone tap. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Glenn? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is was calling please. My name's Lucas. You don't
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  Speaker 1: really know me, but I kind of work for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how can I help you? I just started working at
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  Speaker 1: your company. Lisa hired me and she told me I
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  Speaker 1: had to call you right away. Lisa told you to
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  Speaker 1: call me. Why. What's going on? Well, before I get
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  Speaker 1: into it, I just want to let you know I
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  Speaker 1: really love working for your company. And even though this
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  Speaker 1: is an emergency emergency, what do you mean, what are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, let me finish. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to say I'm honored to be on the phone with you,
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  Speaker 1: and it's been a pleasure to be your employee. Cut
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  Speaker 1: to the chase, Cut to the chase. What are you
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  Speaker 1: calling me? Why is there an emergency? So? I'm not
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  Speaker 1: very good with computers, and I was logging onto my
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  Speaker 1: work computer for the first time, and for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: I was bored, and I you know, the junk mail
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  Speaker 1: keeps popping up, you know, junk mail, and the please
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  Speaker 1: what happens? All right? Okay, okay, so I'll speed it up.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I clicked on an email about some like
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  Speaker 1: Nigerian prince who was giving out a bunch of money
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  Speaker 1: because I heard listen I know those are fake, but
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  Speaker 1: I heard one out of twenty of them are. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money in Nigeria. There there's no money
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  Speaker 1: in Nigeria. What did you do? What happened? I'm just
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  Speaker 1: telling you. You're probably not gonna like this, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't like that. I don't know what happened. I've been
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  Speaker 1: talking to you already for five minutes. Could you please
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  Speaker 1: tell me what's going on? Okay? Well, I took a
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  Speaker 1: chance and I clicked on the one email and a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of windows popped up, and some noise I never
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  Speaker 1: heard of came out of nowhere and something said it
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  Speaker 1: was installed. Are you next? You know? The it guys
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  Speaker 1: says I got a trojan horse virus. You downloaded a
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  Speaker 1: virus into our software. I didn't download it. The Nigerian
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  Speaker 1: Prince downloaded it, and that's why it's on your computer.
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  Speaker 1: They send the email. There's no Nigerian Prince. This could
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  Speaker 1: be coming from. You don't know where this is coming technically,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know that. He could be a techie prince.
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  Speaker 1: But the point is I kind of goofed up. It
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  Speaker 1: was a little bit of a whoopsie daisy, and apparently
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  Speaker 1: everything on the servers got deleted? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: You know how much this is gonna cost me to
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  Speaker 1: get that back? It's not gonna cost you anything, sir,
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  Speaker 1: because they said it's completely unrecoverable. God, you idiot. How
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  Speaker 1: weird is it that this happens? I mean, this is
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  Speaker 1: my first job ever using a computer. Why the hell
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  Speaker 1: would she hires somebody with no experience? I know, Lisa,
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  Speaker 1: she wouldn't hire an idiot. I would have had experience,
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  Speaker 1: But I was in jail for a few years, so
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  Speaker 1: I didn't tell her that though, So don't worry. She
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  Speaker 1: didn't know. Where's Lisa White? Now? I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to you anymore? Yeah? No, she laughed. She was
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  Speaker 1: really upset, and she was yelling like she fired. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: damn straight, you know she's not gonna fire You'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: fire you. I me the honor should all fire you.
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  Speaker 1: Technically you can't fire me. Lisa is my manager. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the honor of the damned company. Idiot, I could fire
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  Speaker 1: whatever I want. Oh my god, you're right, Well, damn,
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  Speaker 1: I'm right. Can I at least make this up to
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  Speaker 1: you before you fire me, sir? So I can get
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  Speaker 1: at least on good terms or fix this. How are
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  Speaker 1: you possibly going to make this up to me? So
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  Speaker 1: I had told me that we lost everything, and apparently
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  Speaker 1: you've had like twenty something year's worth of data on here,
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  Speaker 1: at least twenty years, and that's all gone forever, That's
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  Speaker 1: what they said. How can you clip that was in
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  Speaker 1: the past? Sir? Run the present now, and we're looking
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  Speaker 1: towards what the future? Exactly something the future. You're the
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  Speaker 1: door on your way out unless I fix it. If
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  Speaker 1: I fix everything right now, just hear me out. I
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  Speaker 1: doubt it. If you could just tell me all of
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  Speaker 1: the data you remember in the last twenty something years,
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  Speaker 1: I can type it in right now, my listener, are
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  Speaker 1: you as long as you're willing to pay me for overtime?
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  Speaker 1: I think I can do it overtime, if that's okay
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  Speaker 1: with you. I'm actually not an asshole. I am an idiot, though.
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  Speaker 1: But this is Jose from Fricking Jeffrey in the morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What this is not real?
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  Speaker 1: This is a prank phone call. Your manager Lisa actually
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Oh. She mentioned to us you were
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  Speaker 1: like backing up data for the first time at your company.
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  Speaker 1: We were talking about this a few months ago. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you guys are probably back at your data, just in case.
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  Speaker 1: I should have listened to her. But if seriously, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to start at the a's, I can start
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  Speaker 1: putting this data right back in. Oh no, okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: go to be. Then a week up every morning the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,