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Phone Tap: Clover's Elementary Fight Club · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call. You're a parent and you
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  Speaker 1: got a call from the school in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the day saying your kid got into an altercation with
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  Speaker 1: another student. What do you think, proud moment broke? No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a stand up for yourself sort of thing. No,
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  Speaker 1: we don't never resort to violence, Okay, at least looking Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's probably never going to be good. But what
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  Speaker 1: happens if a mysterious school official follows up with you
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  Speaker 1: a few days later about the incident. And that's what
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  Speaker 1: happens today when Clover, the ex military Black Ops agent,
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  Speaker 1: calls up a mom to let her know he witnessed
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing and he's got big plans for that
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  Speaker 1: little guy. It's in your brand new phone. Tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: taps on the twenties. Hello, oh boy, I'm calling from Amentary.
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  Speaker 1: Is this a Linda show? Yeah, this is her I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Here are you again? Me name's Frank, but me mts
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  Speaker 1: call me clover, um, Frank. What is this concerning? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the reason why I'm calling is it on the racess
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  Speaker 1: monitor from the playground at your kids school. I yes,
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling. I tell you about your son,
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  Speaker 1: Evan and his little problem the other day. Oh oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. The vice principal called. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: took care of everything. He got into a little scuffle
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  Speaker 1: on the playground. But yeah, that was taking care of
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did you say scuffle? Yeah? I did. You
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  Speaker 1: almost made me laugh. I was more than a scuffle, man.
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  Speaker 1: Your son completely destroyed that poor bloke. What I'm sorry, No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's only in second grade. It was just
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  Speaker 1: a little misunderstanding he had with another little boy, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: Oi was there. There was no bruising, There was no bleeding.
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  Speaker 1: These two boys were fine. What seems to be the
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  Speaker 1: issue here. You don't know me, but I haven't been
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  Speaker 1: a recess monitor my whole life. I have been in
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  Speaker 1: the field. I guess you could say, okay, you mean
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  Speaker 1: like the soccer field, because he plays there. You watched
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  Speaker 1: them there. No, ma'am, not a soccer pitch. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about the failed field, undercover military stuff, you know, things
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  Speaker 1: you only really see in the movies. Okay, I lived it,
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  Speaker 1: But what does this really have to do with my son?
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  Speaker 1: This is one off the record. Oh I think I
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  Speaker 1: can train a boy to be a killing machine. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Evan is such a sweet boy. He knows not to
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  Speaker 1: fight with others. We talked to him about this. He's
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  Speaker 1: such a good little boy. Say he's a sweet boy.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a sweet ride up a cut I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you how much, ma'am. Wait a minute, what you have
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  Speaker 1: a son with a talent? Ma'am? Don't be concerned. This
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  Speaker 1: whole conversation is really freaking me out, Like, does the
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  Speaker 1: vice principle even know that you're calling me? Because this
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  Speaker 1: seems a little out of bound. I mean, I'm freaked
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  Speaker 1: out too, or might have just found an ex Connor McGregor,
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  Speaker 1: who Look, that's not important. What is important? Is it? All?
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  Speaker 1: I run an elementary school fight club on a weekends,
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  Speaker 1: and I think your son, he would lose a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of blood, but he would gain valuable experience. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, this is disgusting. No, don't talk about my
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  Speaker 1: son like that real quick, Well, you think about your
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  Speaker 1: boy living in Honduras for about six months. I'll take
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  Speaker 1: good care of the time. I'll bring him back. You'll
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  Speaker 1: never recognize him. You need to stop talking about my
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  Speaker 1: son that way, with killing and punching and blood. And
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  Speaker 1: who are you again? What is your name? If I
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  Speaker 1: already told you, my name is Clover? Okay, Frank Jose
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  Speaker 1: Boulognos from Brook and Jeffrey in a moaning, Well, what
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  Speaker 1: do you go by? Because I'm reporting this. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, Wait a minute, so that wasn't real? Does
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  Speaker 1: not real? Do not report me to any police or
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  Speaker 1: our show or anybody. I promise this is all is
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  Speaker 1: said up. Oh my god. And my son's okay. Your
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  Speaker 1: son is fine. Look, if you want to be mad
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  Speaker 1: at anyone, be mad at James, your husband. He's the
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  Speaker 1: one that emailed our show. He listens and he said
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  Speaker 1: you were primed and ready to be pranked. I was
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  Speaker 1: so freaked out, so like you got a real killing machine,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. It's weird enough to say that, but
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  Speaker 1: with that voice that totally to be over. I just well,
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  Speaker 1: my regular voice isn't intimidating. Sounds like you got a
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  Speaker 1: killing machine over there. Silly See, that's not quite as intimidating.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not scared of that. Come on, every morning was
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  Speaker 1: Sun have weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning