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Phone Tap: Don't Offend the Japanese Prince · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Have a
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  Speaker 1: few pet peeves that I think we all know about. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: bad tippers, Yeah, but why are you looking at me? Also,
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  Speaker 1: bad singers don't look at me, of course, North American
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  Speaker 1: bakery owners who don't know basic mid century Japanese history. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: why aren't you looking at anyone in this room? Well,
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  Speaker 1: luckily we're all safe there. But it's not easy to
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  Speaker 1: do all these phone pranks and find out what someone's
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  Speaker 1: weakness is. Luckily, that's what one lady's husband told us.
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  Speaker 1: Though she doesn't know anything about the history of Japan
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  Speaker 1: and that sickens me. So we're gonna make this phone
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  Speaker 1: call very uncomfortable for her East Style. Okay, it's her
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now? The bakery, How may I help you? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Are you the manager? I'm actually the owner? Oh? Oh
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  Speaker 1: you're you're Leah? Oh yes, I am so I know
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  Speaker 1: we never met before. But my name's Cal and I
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  Speaker 1: work for Foreign Affairs M Foreign Affairs. I'm calling because
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  Speaker 1: we recently invited the Crown Prince of Japan to come
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  Speaker 1: visit us and Wally's in town. We were going to
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  Speaker 1: show him some of the sites. Oh all right, and
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to give him a little taste of the
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  Speaker 1: local culture. So we were thinking maybe that could start
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  Speaker 1: at your bakery. Oh wow, thank you. That is awesome. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I would love to help you anyway I can, And
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  Speaker 1: just to go over the plan real quick, it'd be
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  Speaker 1: pretty simple. The Prince would come in, he taste a
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  Speaker 1: couple of your pastries, take some photos, and if he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't like something, then we're gonna shut your store down.
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  Speaker 1: But just what, I don't think you can do that? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding, just a little joke, but I'd
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  Speaker 1: be nervous there. Yeah. So, just before we lock this
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  Speaker 1: into the calendar, I have to ask you a few
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  Speaker 1: simple questions about you and your business. Sure, sure. Question one,
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  Speaker 1: do you have security cameras on the premises? Yes, we do,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't one at the front door and one in
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  Speaker 1: the back. That's what she said. I'm sorry, sorry, never mind.
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  Speaker 1: Um oh, excuse me. Let yeah, let's get serious for
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  Speaker 1: a second and talk about Japanese culture. So who's your
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  Speaker 1: favorite emperor. Was it Fushihito from fourteen sixty four to
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  Speaker 1: fifteen hundred or you're more of a Noriyoshi fan the
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  Speaker 1: fourteenth century? You know, I'd have to say, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have an opinion on that. I'm sorry, what I guess
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  Speaker 1: I'm not up on my Japanese culture. Are you joking? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: Why would I have any clue about any of that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Everybody knows Fushihito was more benevolent, while
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  Speaker 1: Noriyoshi was a little more ruthless. Is that right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So you want me to pick the benevolent one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't tell you who to pick, but
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  Speaker 1: I do promise you this one is going to offend
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  Speaker 1: the prince. Well, then I'm going to pick the one
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  Speaker 1: who won't offend the prince Artai Okay, you know I
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  Speaker 1: can't give this away. Maybe we should just move on
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  Speaker 1: to the next question. Do you have a favorite Japanese movie?
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  Speaker 1: Because the Crown Prince is huge film buff I do
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  Speaker 1: not Again, I'm sorry, but I I could look some
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  Speaker 1: of those up and pick one up. Okay, see now
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting a little bit worried. I just pulled one
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  Speaker 1: up on my phone out I hop about crazy rich Asians.
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  Speaker 1: Does that sound okay? Oh no, no, that's Singapore, that's
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  Speaker 1: not Japan. Oh did you go to public school? Is
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  Speaker 1: that what that is? Excuse me? You know what does
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  Speaker 1: that have to do with anything. I'm just guessing your
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  Speaker 1: favorite TV shows probably not Jeopardy. Maybe you're more of
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  Speaker 1: a fuller House type of gal I have the less
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  Speaker 1: funny remake. I don't think I'll even respond to that.
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  Speaker 1: Do you do you have more questions for me? Because
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  Speaker 1: I mean not so much questions as tips and pointers,
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  Speaker 1: like when the Prince comes, you need to make sure
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  Speaker 1: you're not scared, but also you're not too friendly. Well
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  Speaker 1: what does that even mean? I mean just the happy
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  Speaker 1: medium in between, like your bows need to be within
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  Speaker 1: the thirty six to thirty seven degrees forward range and
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  Speaker 1: make sure you're bending only at the waist. That is
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  Speaker 1: so specific. I don't even know what that mean. What
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  Speaker 1: does it even look like? Thirty six to thirty seven
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  Speaker 1: degree I don't even know. Okay, well you can look
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  Speaker 1: it up on YouTube and practice there just get like
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  Speaker 1: a protractor and measure the angle. I'm the only one
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  Speaker 1: here right now at my business, and I don't really
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  Speaker 1: have time for all of this. When was this supposed
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  Speaker 1: to happen? Because I don't think I can do this
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  Speaker 1: if I know Prince is coming in ninety minutes. Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: What You're going to ban the Crown Prince of Japan
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  Speaker 1: from coming in? No, fan, I am just turning down
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  Speaker 1: the opportunity to showcase my business with the Prince because
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  Speaker 1: you have not given me sufficient time. I should have
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  Speaker 1: known this. Your husband did warn me about your severe
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  Speaker 1: lack of knowledge of the Asian culture. My husband, what Aaron?
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  Speaker 1: What Aaron is the one that told me to call
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  Speaker 1: you and do this prank. Because my name's actually Jeff
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh thank god. You have no idea how believe god?
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  Speaker 1: Your husband set you up because he said your bakery's
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  Speaker 1: getting huge reviews online. When you want to have a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of fun with you about it? You because boy,
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  Speaker 1: I was really sweating it. You have no idea how
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  Speaker 1: nervous you made. It's because of the public school education. Right,
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  Speaker 1: A good one for the phone you got public school
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  Speaker 1: written all over you. Unfortunately, that was really nice. That
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  Speaker 1: was a nice Oh my god, weeke up. Every morning
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  Speaker 1: was Phone tapp weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning