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Phone Tap: Package Problems · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: uyowa dot com or call. Producer Boy gave Jose an
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  Speaker 1: interesting challenge the other day. Okay, you wanted him to
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  Speaker 1: do a prank call using a viral audio clip from
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  Speaker 1: ten years ago of an angry dude yelling on the
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  Speaker 1: streets of New York City. Yeah, and I thought, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I remember. So the question was, could
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  Speaker 1: Jose pretend to be a package delivery driver who can't
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  Speaker 1: figure out how to get into the door of a
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  Speaker 1: building while also dealing with this ranting lunatic in the background.
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  Speaker 1: There's some chaos there. Yeah, we mixed in some street
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  Speaker 1: noise to make it sound like it was really happening. Basically,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of effort for very little page, which is
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  Speaker 1: a challenge. It's the tagline of this show, Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. A lot of effort to payoff.
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  Speaker 1: But see if you like it, and after you hear,
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  Speaker 1: make sure to text into seven eighty five nine two
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  Speaker 1: if we should try more challenges like this one. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let's get to your phone town on the twenty. Well, hey, ups,
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  Speaker 1: is this Doug? I have a package for you? Yes
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  Speaker 1: it is? Oh good. Hey, I'm out in front of
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  Speaker 1: your apartment. I can't really figure out your door. How
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  Speaker 1: do I get inside? Okay? Did you hear that? I
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  Speaker 1: keep pressing the button, but like nothing's happening out here. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hang on, all right, hang on you where was that? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not there right now. I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what buttons you're pressing. I'm not with you. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: do need you to Can you help me get in though?
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  Speaker 1: Because yeah, so I keep trying. It's not I know.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, okay, stop just stop stop pushing stuff. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's some Oh great, there's a guy yelling at me.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm I'm sorry. I'm trying to buzz
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  Speaker 1: into the building and many. No, I'm not loitering. I'm
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  Speaker 1: literally just trying to work the door. Please, I've just
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  Speaker 1: got here. I'm not gonna leave. Oh great, Now there's
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  Speaker 1: another there's another guy playing a trumpet. Now, can you
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  Speaker 1: buzz me in right now. This guy is like kind
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  Speaker 1: of angry. I can't hang on. I can't buzz you in.
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  Speaker 1: All you have to do is pushed the button and
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  Speaker 1: turn them off. But down what I'm doing? Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: kind of neighbors do you have? This guy's yelling at me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help. I'm trying to deliver I'm in,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in uniform and everything. No, I'm some stranger with
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  Speaker 1: a box. It sounds like there's like three hundred people
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  Speaker 1: in front of my door and there's an argument or
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  Speaker 1: something like. This is an important department? Complex? Is importible perceptions?
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  Speaker 1: No talent? Oh my god, what you're going on? I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to deliver them back in to this guy
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  Speaker 1: what it is to express yourself? You have talents? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: get away from me practice we're thinking all that noise.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need talent, bagage. I need talent to open
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  Speaker 1: this door. Okay, look, this guy's not starting to make
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  Speaker 1: me feel very bad about my life. So if you
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  Speaker 1: could just hey, who is a yeah? All right, he's
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  Speaker 1: very spot on in a weird way. Who is really
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  Speaker 1: kind of getting Bob dealing a bus stage Bob Dylan
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Who are you? Grateful death From nineteen
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  Speaker 1: sixty six, you were like Gray, I am are you
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  Speaker 1: being a driver trying to work a simple door? I
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  Speaker 1: know I'm not there? Who are you? My wife? Sorry? Dog?
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  Speaker 1: Are you there? Dude? What is going Please? Just let
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  Speaker 1: me in this there's like a situation starting to form
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  Speaker 1: now at this point, I'm pushing a button on hearing
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  Speaker 1: the buzzing. Do you hear the boy? Hear the buzzing? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not there. Okay, a million times push the bush?
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  Speaker 1: Do I push first and then buzz? Or do I buzz?
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  Speaker 1: And I can't buzz you in? I'm at door talking.
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  Speaker 1: I am literally you see what I'm doing? You see?
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  Speaker 1: I am training? Baby? Sweet Hey, calm down. This guy's Doug.
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  Speaker 1: This guy's got like a trumpet or something. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: to swear, but come on, what are you? What are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Okay, good job, buddy. Yeah, you can play
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  Speaker 1: a tromball and that's what you're trained in. That's what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. Oh my gosh, Doug, are you there?
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  Speaker 1: Not barely? What is going on? That's what I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out, sir. I just have this package for well.
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  Speaker 1: I did have a package. I just gave it to
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  Speaker 1: crazy guy finally shut him up. Hang on, wait, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why you give a random person like packages. Okay, fine, fine,
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  Speaker 1: buzz me in real quick. Let me get the package.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot buzz you in. I can't. I'm at work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the door is not working. No, dude, you've been there
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  Speaker 1: for like five minutes. I can hear it's not working.
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  Speaker 1: You know what. I give up. I'm just gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you it's a prank phone call. Okay, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: a box. I don't know who this crazy guy is
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  Speaker 1: around me. So there you go, Doug, have a nice day.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? This is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call? What your own freak and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: And this is not real. My name's Else Man. Are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? I am dead serious. I'm so sorry. Man. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: who's the guy yelling at you? What was that all about?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. He's your neighboring. Oh and you will
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  Speaker 1: never be anything? Well, you know, I'm nothing and that
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  Speaker 1: is true. Miserable, mediocre, nucking. Okay, he's right about that.
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  Speaker 1: I am a miserable mediocre Now okay, this is actually
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  Speaker 1: getting a little too close to home. Yeah, apparently broke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning