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Phone Tap PODCAST: Hyper Grape · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap and today we call a woman
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  Speaker 1: who works at a vending machine company and her biggest
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  Speaker 1: nightmare is about to come true. Okay, Our own resident
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  Speaker 1: ADHD poster boy, Jose Bolanos has had too much energy
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  Speaker 1: drink at his work and he doesn't know where to
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  Speaker 1: find more. Yeah, this is pretty much me when I
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  Speaker 1: leave work every day after all my coffee I drank.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, She's about to experience a tornado of energy
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  Speaker 1: and emotions. How will she handle the call? Will she
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  Speaker 1: need therapy after it's over? It's go ahead and chug
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  Speaker 1: a red bull, sit down and find out in your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now. Another on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: tell me I'm the new boy five. Thanks for calling sending.
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  Speaker 1: This is Deshani. How can I help you? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so glad I finally got ahold of you. This
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  Speaker 1: is the vending machine company, right, yeah, we serviced vending machine. Okay, okay, good,
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  Speaker 1: ivote your number on the vending machine in the break room.
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  Speaker 1: And oh my god, this energy drink and it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: I've never even heard of it before. Woe. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Where I went to the store and I tried to
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  Speaker 1: find it and it's not anywhere. So I grabbed the
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  Speaker 1: number off of the vending machine and so that's where
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  Speaker 1: I'm at right now, Are you okay, sir? Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: am just loving this drink. I feel so friggin good
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  Speaker 1: right now, so frigginy friggin good, like I could take
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  Speaker 1: on the world. But I am fine personally, I'm fine.
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  Speaker 1: Health Wise, I'm okay, I'm fine, But I just want more,
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  Speaker 1: like out of life, you know, and I want more
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  Speaker 1: of this drink, like especially this drink. I gotta have it. Okay. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I've never had a call like this before. I've never
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  Speaker 1: had a drink like this before. Right. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you're really enjoying that drink, oh I am, But I
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  Speaker 1: do have a problem. I'm would the grocery stores with
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  Speaker 1: the convenience stories anywhere. I can't find it anywhere. Or
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  Speaker 1: everywhere I look. The whole point is there's nowhere to
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  Speaker 1: be found, and I need more in my life and
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  Speaker 1: I'm almost done with this cup. Okay, So if you
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  Speaker 1: weren't meeting, it's actually a can. I'm sorry interrupted you,
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  Speaker 1: but it was a can. It's not a cup. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Can you just tell me the name of the drink
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  Speaker 1: and I can see if I can help you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, confirm? Hold on, sorry, the name of it
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  Speaker 1: is double hype energy, double double hype, double be hYP
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  Speaker 1: double hype energy. Where can I find it? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me where right now? Bethan et, Okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: see lot more. I'm not sure if you're not sure
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  Speaker 1: what the flavor is? If the hypergrape hyper grape, hypergrape,
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  Speaker 1: it's almost amazing thing I've ever had in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Who knew grapes can be so hyper? Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: had hypergrape? Because it's life changing? Did you find it?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, hypergrape hyper Down for a minute so
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  Speaker 1: I can try to help you. Are you a private
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  Speaker 1: investigator on the side? My whole day, my whole week, third, third, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I need to talk to you. So I can help you,
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  Speaker 1: but you need to stop talking for a second. Got it,
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  Speaker 1: got it, stop talking, don't talk. Don't be the one
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  Speaker 1: to make a noise. Don't make a sound because you
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  Speaker 1: got to look it up. Why don't you give your address? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I can do that. This is a symbol. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Please don't say anything else except for your address. One
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  Speaker 1: seven five nine North. Did you get that? Did you
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  Speaker 1: get that? One seven five nine north? Did you get that?
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  Speaker 1: One five nine north? Don't forget the north. That's not west,
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  Speaker 1: it's not south. One seven five nine, one seven five
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  Speaker 1: nine north. Is that correct? Yes? That is exactly it.
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  Speaker 1: That's where the address is. That's where I am, that's
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  Speaker 1: where you are. That's where Tony is. All of us
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  Speaker 1: one seven five nine? Are you sure? This is your address?
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  Speaker 1: Who's address? Our address? Is this your address? My addres all?
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  Speaker 1: That's your all? That makes sense because it's Tony's address
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  Speaker 1: and he's the one who told me to call you.
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  Speaker 1: This makes so much sense now, Oh my gosh, Tony
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  Speaker 1: who Tony our service man? Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: I am not understanding what you're saying. Okay, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: explain this you're ready, probably not, but go ahead, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: don't mean to call you? And I said why who?
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  Speaker 1: Call who? And he said called Bethany. And I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: of course I'll call Bethany, but why And He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to bring phone because I'm a manager's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna see it coming and she's totally gonna fall
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  Speaker 1: for it. And I was like, no, wait, she's gonna
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  Speaker 1: fall for it, no way. And he's not dumb to
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  Speaker 1: fall for this. But then you know what happened. Here
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  Speaker 1: you are here, I am there, you are, there's Tony,
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  Speaker 1: there's me, and there's Hypergrape. Yeah. This is actually jog
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  Speaker 1: A Jeffrey in the morning. I'm on a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to just wonder what universe you were on.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, I hope that you don't have energy
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  Speaker 1: drinks in real life because you do not need them. No,
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  Speaker 1: only fourteen cups of coffee and a little bit of crack.
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