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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando's Valentines Day · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another on the twenties to me. I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five. Hello, Hello, is this Mark? It is?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? Hello Mark? My name is Rolando and I
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  Speaker 1: work at Flowers. Okay, I see you have placed an
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  Speaker 1: order for Valentine's Day roses to send to Isabella. Isabella. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am assuming that is your lover. Well, that's my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: That's one way to put it. Yeah, she's my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, I was afraid of these, afraid of what. Well,
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is not just another day. It's a special
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  Speaker 1: time to show they love bursting from your soul, to
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  Speaker 1: make her know how much you desire her mind, her heart,
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  Speaker 1: her body. Okay, I mean that's why I got roses
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  Speaker 1: from you guys. That's the first step, right, Well, that
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  Speaker 1: is what I mean. I mean, red roses. That's so typical.
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  Speaker 1: So how do you say cliche. No, it's traditional. That's
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  Speaker 1: how I wouldn't put it. I understand, But I believe
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  Speaker 1: you can do something bigger and better, something that would
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  Speaker 1: really stand out for her. Well, I kind of see
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  Speaker 1: what's happening here. So I'm just gonna try to save
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  Speaker 1: you some time. I'm not trying to get up sold
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  Speaker 1: on anything. I appreciate you calling, but I would invested
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  Speaker 1: in your love, my friend. It has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with upselling anybody. Okay, okay, So may I suggest a
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  Speaker 1: bouquet of the beautiful poisonous flower Nightshee? What did you say? Poisonous? Oh? Jay,
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  Speaker 1: bitty bitty boys in this, my friend, you're telling me
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  Speaker 1: to send poisonous flowers to my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Jay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not on board with this idea. I just want
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  Speaker 1: you to put in the roses order. Okay, Okay, as
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  Speaker 1: you wish there, I will do that. But perhaps we
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  Speaker 1: should adjust what you wrote on the card. What's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with what I wrote on the card? You wanted it
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  Speaker 1: to say I loved you always, signed Mark? Yeah, what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with that? This sounds like something I would say
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  Speaker 1: to my grandmother? Excuse me, I loved you Nah's friend.
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  Speaker 1: Cut it out with the bull here, because you're kind
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  Speaker 1: of wasting both of our times at this point. I
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  Speaker 1: already put in order for a dozen rows in I
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  Speaker 1: did already write up a card for you to help.
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  Speaker 1: If you would like to hear that, I did not
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  Speaker 1: ask you to do that. I know I'm going above
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  Speaker 1: and beyond my friend because I love love. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let me take love advice from a guy that works
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  Speaker 1: the flower shop. I've ordered flowers from this place for
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  Speaker 1: years now. I've never had an experience like this. What
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  Speaker 1: is happening? I see that certain we appreciate all of
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  Speaker 1: your business, but this card. Think of it. You could
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  Speaker 1: say I loved you always. Oh. You could say something
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  Speaker 1: like okay, I will worship and treasure you like the
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  Speaker 1: beaver that has taken down the final three for his
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  Speaker 1: winter love. But I will use more teeth than the beaver.
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  Speaker 1: What hell does that even mean? Beavers are very sensual
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  Speaker 1: creatures when they get inside of their dan. You have
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen, listen, hold on, I'm going to cut
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  Speaker 1: you off. I don't want any clever cards that you
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  Speaker 1: write on my behalf because you love love or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: The no, I just want you to send the flowers
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  Speaker 1: that I ordered when they're supposed to be there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: my friend, if this is what you wish, but I
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  Speaker 1: promise I will give them to her with vigor. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think you will be Actually, if your boss around,
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  Speaker 1: could I toss your boss? No? She will love the
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  Speaker 1: Orlando Special. Will be a very happy woman when she's
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  Speaker 1: done with Roland Rolando Special. I'm going to give you
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  Speaker 1: the Mark Special, which is a fifth your bro. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: now I hear the fire in your voice. Mark the
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  Speaker 1: passion passion? Nice? Please? Yeah, I want to feel your
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  Speaker 1: passion alone. Come over there. You're not far from me, friend,
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  Speaker 1: show me your passion. Mark. Who who? I'm so sorry?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on with your voice? Dude? My name
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  Speaker 1: is actually a Jose. I'm on a radio show called
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Oh my god, man, your girlfriend Isabella
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  Speaker 1: said that you always heard a red roses from the
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  Speaker 1: same place for Valentine's Say, so she wanted me to
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  Speaker 1: give you a hard time. Bro. She said that she
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  Speaker 1: always loves the roses. What are you talking about? I
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  Speaker 1: oh no, bro, I mean I'm sure she loves them,
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  Speaker 1: but maybe some poison flowers will do. I can deliver
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  Speaker 1: them myself and give you them your land, the space.
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  Speaker 1: You know what. You keep that accent on and I
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  Speaker 1: might take you up on it. Yay. Wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy
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  Speaker 1: Unmoving ninety two point five.