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Phone Tap PODCAST: Appraisal Accident · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's almost
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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap. And if you've had a
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  Speaker 1: prized family heirloom that's been passed down for generations and
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  Speaker 1: now you're trying to get it appraised, the last person
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  Speaker 1: in the world that you'd want to put in charge
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  Speaker 1: of that is our own Jose Bolognas. Oh yeah, for sure, dude. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the guy on the phone is about to get a
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  Speaker 1: major shock when he discovers Jose has been taking care
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  Speaker 1: of his family signed Babe, Ruth baseball. No, it's so rare.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and ruined it. Something bad may have happened.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I have a heart attack for him.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, I mean, how would you react to
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  Speaker 1: hearing that news? Maybe kind of like the way this
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  Speaker 1: guy does. It's your brand new phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Kenny calling from Appraisal Services. I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: speak with Steve Ze. Hey, Steve, I think you spoke
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  Speaker 1: with Ron when you came by. He's the one who
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to call you. Okay, yeah, So regarding the
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  Speaker 1: sign baseball that you wanted appraised, was that real or
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  Speaker 1: was it like a fake signature? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Of course it's real? Oh okay, No, that's fine. I
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  Speaker 1: was just checking. I was I was hoping it was
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  Speaker 1: a fake, to be honest. Wait, why would you want
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  Speaker 1: it to be fake? Just kind of had like a
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  Speaker 1: little issue here, probably because I'm the new guy. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the new employee. I think we got our wires crossed.
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  Speaker 1: What do you what do you mean had an issue?
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  Speaker 1: What happened? Well, let me just clarify. This is like
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  Speaker 1: a real, real, like authentic Babe Ruth signed ball that
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  Speaker 1: like he touched it. Yeah, like yes, okay, yes, it
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  Speaker 1: was given to me from my grandfather before he passed away.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is not good. Okay, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: What it not good? So the ball that you brought
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  Speaker 1: in the Babe Ruth, remember the Babe Ruth signed baseball?
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  Speaker 1: Yet it's really cool ball man? Yeah, what happened to
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  Speaker 1: the ball? Well, I was trying to get a closer
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  Speaker 1: look at it while I was on my lunch break,
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  Speaker 1: and I kind of stumbled while I was looking at
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  Speaker 1: the signature. Oh my god, did you knock it on
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  Speaker 1: the ground? Did anything happen to No? No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't hit the ball at all. I did accidentally
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  Speaker 1: splash a bunch of mountain dew on it, but that
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  Speaker 1: was just because I was hitting me. Look, I feel
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  Speaker 1: worse than you do. No, I'm sure you do not
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  Speaker 1: feel worse than I do. Right now. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm having a panic attack over here. Hey, hey, calm down,
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  Speaker 1: just breathe. Okay, when I tell you what happened, the
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  Speaker 1: panic attack is going to disappear. YEA doubt it not.
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  Speaker 1: By the way this has been going, I think we
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  Speaker 1: all need to take what's happening with the baseball? Tell
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  Speaker 1: me what the it's happening with the ball, sir. I
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  Speaker 1: just need to tell you what happened next. I need
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  Speaker 1: to explain what do you mean next? Well? I was
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  Speaker 1: there a next? You spilled mountain do on a Babe
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  Speaker 1: Ruth autographed baseball? Yes, but which are possibly a next? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I soaked up most of the mountain dew with paper
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  Speaker 1: towels but decide with like the signature itself. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like stained green, because you know what do you
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  Speaker 1: mean to cut green? Man? Do you not know what
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  Speaker 1: mountain dew is? I know what. It's a drink. It's
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  Speaker 1: like sprite, but it's green. Shut up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm almost shut up. No way, sir, I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: gonna let it stay green. So that's why I googled it.
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  Speaker 1: How to clean a vintage baseball that's and died green
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  Speaker 1: with mountain dew? Didn't get any results Because, sir, I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you're getting angry again. I can hear it.
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  Speaker 1: Angry man. Listen. I investigated this and a guy that
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  Speaker 1: was on a subreddit said he cleans his baseballs with mustard,
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  Speaker 1: which I thought was weird. We do not tell me
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  Speaker 1: you put mustard on top of mountain dew on my
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  Speaker 1: babe ruth autographed baseball. Look, I know you're upset, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I can hear it. I'm really don't think you know
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  Speaker 1: how upset I am. Right now. I say, on a
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  Speaker 1: scale of one to ten year at least a four.
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God if I would love to strangle
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  Speaker 1: you through the phone right no, no, sir. Look listen,
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  Speaker 1: we are professionals here. Okay, I'm not a professional. That
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  Speaker 1: is true, because remember I'm new, so I am not.
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  Speaker 1: I hate you. I hate myself more than you could
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  Speaker 1: ever hate me, sir. I swear to God I do,
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  Speaker 1: I really do, and I know for a fact I
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  Speaker 1: hate you. It's times more than you hate yourself. Do
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  Speaker 1: not laugh at I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm laughing because
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  Speaker 1: none of this is real. What wait, what are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about. I don't work here. My name's Jose from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brick and Jeffrey. In the morning. We're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, your
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  Speaker 1: wife Jill set you up. Nothing wrong with my baseball. No,
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  Speaker 1: your ball is fine from what I know. Unless I
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  Speaker 1: have an idiot like me working over there. Wake up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Homing ninety two point five,