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Phone Tap: Saying I Do To Dope Tikulitis · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Is there any tradition more sacred than messing with a
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  Speaker 1: bride on the week of her wedding tradition, at least
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  Speaker 1: not on our show. That's as big as it gets.
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  Speaker 1: We've done over a dozen of these and only been
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  Speaker 1: able to air four because the others are still angry about.
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  Speaker 2: What happens something Blue.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna try again today, and this time we're going
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  Speaker 1: to replace the efficient with a backup person. It has
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  Speaker 1: a bad case of dope ticulitis.
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  Speaker 2: Is this the fifth one?
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know what dopeticulitis is, you're about to
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  Speaker 1: hear it in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Is this the Cassie that's getting married this week?
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  Speaker 1: And yes, soon to be Missie?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, congratulations First, but my name is Henry Wilde. I'm
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  Speaker 2: from efficients.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Okay, Hi, Hi, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I know you're supposed to have Mark officiate your
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  Speaker 2: wedding the Saturday. Is that correct?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately he had an emergency and his cat actually
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  Speaker 2: got his tongue. What sounds worse than it is. He's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be okay, he just may may not a freaking
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  Speaker 2: not be able to be there Saturday. Oh my god, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he recker won't be there.
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  Speaker 1: What are you?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you about the replacement that we're
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  Speaker 2: giving you.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it's me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be your efficient now.
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  Speaker 3: What are you? What is happening?
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  Speaker 2: Wait with me? Fieling in for the wedding. A crick of,
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  Speaker 2: crick of what I was talking about earlier?
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  Speaker 3: Your voice? What is happening? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you you heard that?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? I heard it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that that's just a it's not gonna affect anything.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a little that's what's called a frickup. What's
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  Speaker 2: it called?
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  Speaker 3: It's just the thing.
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: It's called dopeticulitis. Have you ever heard of it?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm not really interested. I'm not either.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those things that happens like once every
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  Speaker 2: few years. It's kind of like hiccups, like musical hiccups.
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  Speaker 2: I get them, comes in and out, maybe a day,
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  Speaker 2: maybe two, maybe for a a freak up, maybe free
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  Speaker 2: days in time, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's oh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure I'll be fine for the wedding, don't
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  Speaker 2: you worry?
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  Speaker 3: Are you joking right now? Because I don't want anybody
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  Speaker 3: joking this close to my wedding.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually done over a hundred weddings myself, and this
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  Speaker 2: dope ticulatest thing is so minor, and it's never ever
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  Speaker 2: once happened during a sembe thing.
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  Speaker 3: I do you need to stop? Okay, you need to
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  Speaker 3: stop talking right now.
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  Speaker 2: I would love to stop stop loving. I want to stop,
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  Speaker 2: but I can't. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care if this is some
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  Speaker 3: sort of condition, or you are joking or whatever. You
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  Speaker 3: are not officiating my wedding. We have had this on
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  Speaker 3: the books for a very long time. Who else can
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  Speaker 3: I talk to?
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  Speaker 2: I have no control over what happened with Mark and
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  Speaker 2: his cat, and I don't care. I w wait a
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  Speaker 2: freaking wish it ever happened.
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  Speaker 3: Stop don't you wish? Is ridiculous?
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  Speaker 2: Things never happened.
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  Speaker 3: Put me on the phone with someone else. They put
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  Speaker 3: me on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Put me on the phone, put me on.
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  Speaker 3: The What are you doing? You understand that my wedding
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  Speaker 3: is this weekend? Okay? I can't have somebody breaking out
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  Speaker 3: into a song, a rap. Whatever the hell you are
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  Speaker 3: doing is not okay. So we need to fix the
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  Speaker 3: problem right now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I hear you. It's your wedding. I want to
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  Speaker 2: help you whatever you want. And did you hear that?
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I just went five seconds without doing frickup.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care. Stop, she doesn't care.
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  Speaker 3: I'm hang phe.
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  Speaker 2: No, your bridesmaid, Candace would hate it if you hung
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  Speaker 2: up right now a print phone call. Yeah, I'm her
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  Speaker 2: favorite DJ, well radio DJ, but not like my god.
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  Speaker 3: I mean right now, this is actually.
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  Speaker 2: Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 2: a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't care how much you hate me. I
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  Speaker 2: Brick of Tawn, I love you, Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 3: Wake Up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.