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Phone Tap: Cottonelle Found Your phone · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Your boyfriend tells you that he lost his cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: Good news. Someone's calling to say they found it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bad news. It's a stripper. Good news. She thinks your
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend is really sweet and giving bad news. She's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna like hearing that. Good news. It's all just a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap and it's happening right now. Mornings on the Twenties. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this Angela? Uh? Yeah, this is Angela. Hi. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know a guy named Harry because I found his phone?
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, he told me his phone. Yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you were in his emergency contacts and I want to
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  Speaker 1: get it back to him. How do I get that
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  Speaker 1: from you? Oh? Well, we can just text and we'll
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  Speaker 1: figure that stuff out. But I just want you to
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  Speaker 1: know Harry. He's such a nice guy. Okay, So you
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  Speaker 1: know Harry, Well kind of we met. We hung out
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  Speaker 1: for a little bit. Oh are you his mom? But
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  Speaker 1: his mom? No, I'm not his mom. Oh I'm his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh is this again? Oh? Okay know each other. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You just you kind of sounded older, so
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  Speaker 1: I thought, sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean that. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, assumptions often get people in trouble. How about
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  Speaker 1: you just tell me how you guys know each other. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this conversation is getting really cringe. So you know what
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  Speaker 1: to tell him? To come down to glitters and I'll
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  Speaker 1: give him his phone there, easy peasy. What the is glitters?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't know glitters? Gentleman's clubs? I thought everybody
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  Speaker 1: knew about glitters. The gentleman's club. That's where you sound
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  Speaker 1: his phone? Oh? Should I not have said that? No, sweetie,
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  Speaker 1: you haven't said up stuff. You're telling me my boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: was at a strip club. I mean, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to out him, but him and his buddies come here
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  Speaker 1: every other Friday night for their poker game. They play
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  Speaker 1: poker in a strip club? Are you kidding me? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if it makes you feel better? Out of
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  Speaker 1: all the guys, Harry is the nicest and seriously so generous.
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  Speaker 1: If it makes me feel better, Miss Glitter. No, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make me feel better. I'm sorry. I need to
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  Speaker 1: correct you on something where I work as glitters. But
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  Speaker 1: my name is Cottonell. Okay, this is ridiculous and I
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  Speaker 1: am livid. I don't know why you're so mad. It's
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  Speaker 1: like the toilet tissue, you know, the super soft kinds.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just shut up. What I'm just saying, I know
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  Speaker 1: what the it is? What kind of stupid name is that? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: you're a great well, Harry seems to like it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you are really pushing it. Okay, you sound angry, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about that, you think. Yeah, I'm angry.
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  Speaker 1: That is one. I can't say it enough. Harry is
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  Speaker 1: seriously so nice. I mean I literally could not have
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  Speaker 1: afforded my last semester without him. Girl, what you keep
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  Speaker 1: acting as if this is normal, yet you keep giving
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  Speaker 1: the information that makes me want to rip your mettle. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: he's a nice one. I'm just doing my job. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling me about my boyfriend. I know he's nice, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about him being nice to another woman
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  Speaker 1: cotton Mill. But he's the one that convinced me not
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  Speaker 1: to give up on my degree when I was last
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  Speaker 1: dancing on him in the champagne room. But all of
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  Speaker 1: this information is just too much. You your college degree,
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  Speaker 1: your stupid name. Okay, maybe it'll help if I tell
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  Speaker 1: you that this is a prank phone call. I'll shut up.
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  Speaker 1: Will you not be so angry at me? Then? But
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  Speaker 1: I'm not actually a stripper no ways. Selectus from Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. This is crazy. Yeah, Harry's the one that
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  Speaker 1: set you up for this. I was so mad. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I know the girl telling me about
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  Speaker 1: my wiffriend. I'm telling you he's loaded and generous. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be so upset. Oh please, you already know that was
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  Speaker 1: not the issue too at all. I'm like, wait, what glitter?
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  Speaker 1: I get Glitters is the club name, and Cotton Knowll's
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  Speaker 1: my name. Yeah, I get it now, but it's still stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was fun to have weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning