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99 pills. · Top Five

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Speaker 1: Episode 51 of the top five podcast i am kaylin
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Speaker 1: sitting i'm at work actually jason's at home which is
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Speaker 1: a new one for us hi jason.
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Speaker 2: Hi i'm in my sweatshirts.
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Speaker 3: Yeah you said you had to go put pants on
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Speaker 3: why i.
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Speaker 4: Don't know i feel like i still need to even
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Speaker 4: though i'm working from home i still need to do
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Speaker 4: my hair and wear pants Oh.
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Speaker 3: My God, you're crazy.
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Speaker 1: Each week, if you are new here, we pick five
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Speaker 1: things we love, one thing that made us hate, crash out,
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Speaker 1: or cry, or that we hate, I should say.
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Speaker 3: And we talk shit in between.
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Speaker 1: Today we got a little micro episode because not only
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Speaker 1: do I have a hard out, Because my boss, Bella,
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Speaker 1: our technical producer, on our morning show, runs a tight schedule.
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Speaker 1: Because we had a little more time, but Jason will
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Speaker 1: just think of absolutely anything to not record this podcast.
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Speaker 1: So he said he was going to be ready about
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Speaker 1: 17 minutes ago. And he said, I have to go
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Speaker 1: put pants on. It took 17 minutes. And I texted him.
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Speaker 1: I said, are you sewing the pants yourself?
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Speaker 3: You said, I just spilled pills all over the floor
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Speaker 3: and I'm picking up each pill individually. I'm like, just quit.
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Speaker 3: If you don't want to do this, just quit.
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Speaker 4: You know what? I was like, what can waste my time?
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Speaker 4: So I opened my pill bottle and just poured my
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Speaker 4: pill all over the floor and played 52 card pickup
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Speaker 4: of all of the pills.
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Speaker 3: Right. You were like, I'd rather be doing anything but this.
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Speaker 1: I'd like to start with my favorite segment of like,
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Speaker 1: we need to name it something, but where in the.
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Speaker 3: World are they listening?
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Speaker 1: So, you know, hi to our United States tops, but
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Speaker 1: I'd also like to say, bon dia to our free
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Speaker 1: Brazilian tops.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am. We have three tops in Pakistan.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Two in Venezuela.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 4: Are these people that just like accidentally click on it
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Speaker 4: because they're looking for something else or don't worry.
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Speaker 1: About it and by the way i thought this was
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Speaker 1: like how accurate could this be but remember when we
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Speaker 1: shouted out um one person from what's the place you
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Speaker 1: can't say um signapore signapore is what you call it
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Speaker 1: signapore and shout out to the top wendelin she's like
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Speaker 1: no i was actually in singapore like that's so i
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Speaker 1: mean i guess this is legit we also have Two
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Speaker 1: in the UK, so like Cheerio or whatever the hell
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Speaker 1: y'all say.
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Speaker 3: One in Australia and one in Bangladesh.
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Speaker 2: Where's that? Where's Bangladesh?
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Speaker 1: Why don't you look it up so you can retain
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Speaker 1: the information?
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Speaker 3: You've never heard of Bangladesh.
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Speaker 4: I think I have, but I don't know where it is. Oh,
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Speaker 4: it's a country in South Asia.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay. It's right next to... A bunch of things
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Speaker 2: I can't say.
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Speaker 3: I have a hard time with Asia, I think.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Asia's hard. There are a lot of countries in
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Speaker 4: Asia that I have never heard of.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pretty big place, Asia.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and India, too.
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Speaker 4: It's next to West Bengal.
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Speaker 2: Bhutan.
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Speaker 4: Okay, all right. Oh, it's down there. Oh, it's by China,
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Speaker 4: kind of. Okay, got it.
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Speaker 1: It does trip me out that the Middle East... is
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Speaker 1: asia isn't it like that part doesn't.
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Speaker 4: Yeah like yeah like that almost seems like it's its
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Speaker 4: own like continent because in yeah wait this is gonna
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Speaker 4: sound really.
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Speaker 2: Is india asia.
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Speaker 1: Yeah and that's actually like a personal trigger for me
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Speaker 1: because my best friend is half indian and people will
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Speaker 1: be like no like they'll say something about being asian
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Speaker 1: and like she's asian and oh yeah like Asian Asian.
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Speaker 3: And I'm like, she's Asian Asian.
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Speaker 1: I understand that people think of one thing for Asia,
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Speaker 1: but it's a big place.
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Speaker 3: And yes, India is in Asia.
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Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know that, so don't feel
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Speaker 1: bad about that. Whenever I'd watch someone be like, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: I'm talking Asian. And she's like, no, girl, I'm Asian.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. But yeah, a lot of people mix
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Speaker 3: that up.
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Speaker 2: And Russia is....
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Speaker 1: Asia isn't russia like get you a girl who can
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Speaker 1: do both.
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Speaker 4: Right oh i don't know i just said is russia.
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Speaker 1: Asia we sound so fucking dumb.
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Speaker 2: I know okay what.
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Speaker 3: Yeah okay they're both okay oh it's.
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Speaker 2: Europe and asia yeah okay thank you very much i.
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Speaker 1: Did that i get you a girl who can do
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Speaker 1: both like yes okay that'd be fun so.
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Speaker 2: You're european and asian if you're russian.
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Speaker 3: Yes, and Sarah Palin could see it from her house.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she could.
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Speaker 4: I rode for Sarah Palin. And I don't know why.
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Speaker 4: Because now, looking back on it, I was like, that's
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Speaker 4: a different political party than I normally associate myself with.
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Speaker 4: But maybe it was because I was so excited that
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Speaker 4: it was a woman that I was.
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Speaker 2: Like, yes!
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Speaker 4: But now looking back, I'm like, oh, I was just
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Speaker 4: a child and I didn't know what was going on.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I love that, but did you like, were
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Speaker 1: you concerned when you heard her speak at all?
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Speaker 4: I loved it. I don't know. I, I, that was back. Well,
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Speaker 4: I mean, politics.
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Speaker 3: But she didn't seem very small.
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Speaker 2: I don't even remember.
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Speaker 4: Like, I feel like I was too young to like,
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Speaker 4: really know what was going on. But I just remember
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Speaker 4: being like, oh, hell yeah. Like, we need a woman
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Speaker 4: in the White House.
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Speaker 3: I mean, we love that.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe, like, hey, maybe she is smart.
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Speaker 1: I say things that are not smart. But it just
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Speaker 1: didn't seem like that to me at my young age.
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Speaker 3: At the time. There's a lot of SNL parodies as well.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I mean, but look where we are now. So, you know, like.
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Speaker 1: I want you to understand that, like, we'll never have
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Speaker 1: a woman.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: Like there's never going to be a time when people
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Speaker 1: like they will take anything before they have a woman.
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Speaker 1: I was watching this guy on Instagram interview low.
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Speaker 3: IQ Trump supporters.
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Speaker 1: He would just like get them with their own like
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Speaker 1: with facts like they would.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Um, but sorry, if you're a Trump supporter and
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Speaker 3: you listen to us, we've left a long time ago. Um,
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Speaker 3: and we're big, we're big with that.
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Speaker 1: But anyways, um, he, this lady, this woman, which was like,
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Speaker 1: we can never have a lady be president.
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Speaker 3: Like, and he was like, why? And he's like, they're
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Speaker 3: too emotional.
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Speaker 1: Like, it's like the stuff that you would hear men say, like,
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Speaker 1: you know what, their emotions could be going crazy. They
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Speaker 1: could be, you know, on their period or something and
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Speaker 1: they could start a war. And then he goes, Hasn't
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Speaker 1: every war been started by a man? And like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: it was just like a very simple, like, and she's like, so, um, anyways,
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Speaker 1: but yeah.
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Speaker 4: Well, I was here for Sarah Palin. I was here
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Speaker 4: for Bristol, all the lore. Like I was here for it.
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Speaker 3: That was a time.
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Speaker 2: They truly were an iconic family. Like, and now I
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Speaker 2: don't know what's going on about Bristol.
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Speaker 1: Also, really quickly before we get into our top five,
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Speaker 1: and I got permission to talk about this on the pod,
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Speaker 1: but I want you guys to know that Jason one
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Speaker 1: day looked at me. He sat up from his computer.
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Speaker 1: He looked to the right because we sit very close
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Speaker 1: to each other. He said, I think I was invited
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Speaker 1: to a drug party. And I said, what's a drug party?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Cause I'm picturing like, like you got an e-bite and
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Speaker 1: I was picturing like, come to this party. Everybody like
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Speaker 1: bring a drug.
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Speaker 4: We'll play like Russian roulette.
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Speaker 3: And why did you think it was a drug party again?
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Speaker 1: Cause there was something in the, so it wasn't a
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Speaker 1: drug party, but it was a party that like was
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Speaker 1: open to people doing drugs.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh my God. I completely forgot why this one, what
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Speaker 2: I said. You're like, I was hoping you were going
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Speaker 2: to finish the story because I don't remember, but I just,
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Speaker 2: I just remember.
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Speaker 3: Do you remember?
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Speaker 2: No, I remember it.
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Speaker 4: It was a birthday party and it was, they use
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Speaker 4: one of those, they were using, it already happened, but
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Speaker 4: they were using one of the apps, like party apps
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Speaker 4: where you can like send the invite out and like
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Speaker 4: RSVP all within the app. And the description was like
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Speaker 4: alluding to like something of like, we're going to go here.
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Speaker 4: We're going to go here. And then we're going to
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Speaker 4: do a bump over here.
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Speaker 2: Like whatever. And I was like, Oh my God, I
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Speaker 2: think I got invited to a drug party. Now I
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Speaker 2: remember this.
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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen, so a bump would be cocaine.
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Speaker 3: I'm assuming.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's what I assumed.
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Speaker 3: I think it's the same. I'm like, I don't know
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Speaker 3: what that means.
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Speaker 2: I've never, I've never done cocaine.
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Speaker 1: I will.
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Speaker 3: I wasn't even going there. Cause like, no, but yeah,
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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen it be done?
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Speaker 2: No, I've never even been around.
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Speaker 4: I don't even, well, to my knowledge, I don't think
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Speaker 4: I've ever been around the drug, cocaína.
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Speaker 3: You used to work in the restaurant industry, so you
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Speaker 3: have been around it.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sure. Oh yeah. Oh, oh yeah. Wait,
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Speaker 2: now that I'm thinking about it.
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Speaker 3: Or flashbacks.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, like I was around people that most likely were
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Speaker 4: on the booger sugar, but I never physically saw it.
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Speaker 2: Anywhere yeah yeah.
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Speaker 3: And you used to go to the club so like
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Speaker 3: you were around.
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Speaker 1: It it's a big private drug that like is expensive
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Speaker 1: so it's really like you know and also it's like
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Speaker 1: everyone that people think at the party like are gonna
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Speaker 1: be cool about it so people just thought like they
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Speaker 1: didn't want to you know expose you to that.
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Speaker 4: So yeah yeah probably not probably I feel like people
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Speaker 4: I don't know don't like to expose me to.
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Speaker 1: Things yeah I can understand that yeah but like you're filthy.
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Speaker 3: So, like, I don't... Right.
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Speaker 2: I know. Like, I don't care.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I would not do it if it was...
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Speaker 4: Because I just know that it would hurt too much to, like,
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Speaker 4: suck anything up my nose.
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Speaker 1: Like... Okay.
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Speaker 4: Like, I just know my sinuses. And that would not
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Speaker 4: work for me. But, like, if you wanted.
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Speaker 3: To do it... Suck up my nose is crazy.
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Speaker 2: Like.
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Speaker 4: Like, but if I if you wanted to do it
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Speaker 4: in front of me, like in the studio or whatever,
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Speaker 4: like I would be fine with that.
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Speaker 3: I don't ever want to do that.
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Speaker 2: Just know that whatever or if ever you want to do.
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Speaker 3: First of all, not the drug for me.
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Speaker 1: Zach Shepard talks about how everyone like the drugs people
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Speaker 1: are attracted to are like heavily toxic.
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Speaker 3: Gauged by like what your mental illness is or like
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Speaker 3: what you're lacking.
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Speaker 1: So like, I don't like, I would never need an
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Speaker 1: upper in any way, shape or form.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah. No, I don't. Yeah. I don't need that either.
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Speaker 2: I need something that makes me like flat.
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Speaker 1: Her name, our girl, Sarah from the.
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Speaker 2: Deflated.
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Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 1: I want to melt into the couch. Did you know
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Speaker 1: that I was in a anti-weed PSA?
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Speaker 2: Oh, really? Like a commercial or.
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Speaker 3: A literal commercial.
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Speaker 1: Nice. And, like, my friend was, like, really getting high,
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Speaker 1: and I was, like, judging her heavily.
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Speaker 3: And I didn't, like, tell anyone.
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Speaker 1: I know you were in D.A.R.E., so I don't want
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Speaker 1: to steal your thunder, but I didn't tell anyone.
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Speaker 3: My cousin fucking texted me a screenshot. My cousin Nick.
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Speaker 3: Shout out to him. He's getting married. But he was like,
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Speaker 3: is this you? And it was a picture of me being, like, weed.
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Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, that absolutely is me.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 2: Flash forward.
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Speaker 3: Hey, still shocked about weed.
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Speaker 1: Okay we're moving on because i don't really want to
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Speaker 1: admit anything in this podcast right now what's.
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Speaker 3: Your number one to do coke i don't want to
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Speaker 3: do coke.
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Speaker 1: I don't want to do in the studio i don't
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Speaker 1: want to do it off your stomach i don't want
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Speaker 1: to do it anywhere but.
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Speaker 2: Just know if you wanted to i would be okay
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Speaker 2: with it I.
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Speaker 1: Think that you can probably tell that like I do
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Speaker 1: anything and everything and say anything and everything I want
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Speaker 1: in front of you.
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Speaker 3: But I do not want.
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Speaker 1: To do cocaine, especially at work. So I'm in the
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Speaker 1: studio right now. This, this Duncan is all I need.
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Speaker 1: You can sponsor this after that.
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Speaker 2: Duncan or Coke. Someone's sponsor.
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Speaker 3: Coca-Cola. Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay. You want me to go first?
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Um, uh, what do I want to do first?
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Speaker 4: Um, I guess I'll do my food one first. I, um,
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Speaker 4: in the last week I've had three different types of
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Speaker 4: egg rolls and I'm obsessed with them. Egg rolls to me,
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Speaker 4: there was a time in my life where I was
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Speaker 4: obsessed with wraps and everything I got was in a wrap, right? Like,
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Speaker 4: cause I, maybe I thought it was like healthier or whatnot. Um,
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Speaker 4: But I have gotten three different types of egg rolls
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Speaker 4: in the last week. And so now I'm definitely in
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Speaker 4: my egg roll era. I had a traditional Chinese egg roll.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 4: When we got Chinese food. Then we went to Chili's.
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Speaker 4: Of course, I had to get the Southwest chicken egg
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Speaker 4: rolls because like, duh. And then last night at dinner,
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Speaker 4: I had a Chicago style egg roll. The like Italian
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Speaker 4: beef jardiniere cheese egg roll dipping in au jus.
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Speaker 1: Au jus.
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Speaker 4: My God, it was so good. I have like massive
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Speaker 4: heartburn today and all night last night. Waking up thinking
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Speaker 4: I was like choking and like throwing up, but it
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Speaker 4: was just acid reflux and heartburn.
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Speaker 2: But so worth it.
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Speaker 4: Like I was actually thinking about going and getting an
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Speaker 4: order of those today for lunch and just doing it
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Speaker 4: all over again because fuck it. Because it was so good.
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Speaker 2: I just love me an egg roll.
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Speaker 3: You should try to make them.
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Speaker 1: You can buy like the wraps and fold them.
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Speaker 4: And I was at the fair this weekend and there
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Speaker 4: was an egg roll booth, but the line was just
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Speaker 4: too long every single time I would go.
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Speaker 2: Every time I walked past it. So I was like, no,
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Speaker 2: I'm not going to waste my time.
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Speaker 1: Shout out to an egg roll. Yeah, that was like,
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Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was like a Chicago thing. So
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Speaker 1: I was talking about how they do them. in Detroit
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Speaker 1: and like put like corned beef or whatever in them.
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Speaker 1: And that's a Chicago thing.
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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, sorry. I didn't know.
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Speaker 4: Oh, it is like egg rolls or like, not, not like,
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Speaker 4: I know egg rolls are from, you know, like putting
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Speaker 4: weird shit in egg rolls.
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Speaker 2: Do you think that came from here?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, maybe she just like told
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Speaker 1: me that, but I'm not sure, but, or maybe they
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Speaker 1: both have them in Detroit and there and here.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't eat, I can't eat corned
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Speaker 3: beef anymore. So there you go.
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if I have, I don't have
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Speaker 1: any food. So I'm just going to get right into it. Okay.
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Speaker 3: Do you know about Sappho?
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 3: The ancient Greek queen. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Okay. No.
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Speaker 3: Let me tell you about her.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Did not know.
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Speaker 1: Sappho was an ancient Greek lyric poet from the island
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Speaker 1: of Lesbos.
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Speaker 3: Lesbos.
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Speaker 1: Whose passionate verses about love between women inspired the words
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Speaker 1: lesbian and sapphic.
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Speaker 2: Oh, so the OG lesbian.
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Speaker 3: Literally.
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Speaker 1: So I had to look up the word sapphic the
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Speaker 1: other day because I didn't know what it meant. And
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Speaker 1: then I learned about my queen, Sappho, from the island
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Speaker 1: of Lesbos.
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Speaker 3: So she lived around 610 to 570 BCE. What is BCE?
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Speaker 3: What is the E?
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I know BC is before Christ, but, like,
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Speaker 2: before Christ extra?
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Speaker 1: Anyway, she lived on Lesbos, an island off the coast
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Speaker 1: of modern-day Turkey.
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Speaker 2: Oh, before the Common Era.
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Speaker 3: Oh, shit. Ancient writers like Plato held her work at
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Speaker 3: high regard. I'm sure they did.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: Even calling her the Tenth Muse, which is, like, we
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Speaker 1: love that for her. Most of her poetry only survives
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Speaker 1: today in small fragments and quotations unearthed on papyrus scraps.
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Speaker 1: I thought that was just a card company. But yeah,
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Speaker 1: literally the modern word lesbian comes directly from the name
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Speaker 1: of her home island. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We love her.
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Speaker 1: And to describe female homosexuality did not enter widespread English
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Speaker 1: usage until the late 19th century, whereas sapphic was used earlier. Um,
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Speaker 1: so shout out to the OG lesbian queen.
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Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah. I love that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Um, my TikTok algorithm is currently taken over by something
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Speaker 4: that truly doesn't make any sense. I have entered the
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Speaker 4: world of frag talk, which is fragrance.
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Speaker 2: TikTok. Okay.
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Speaker 3: That's good because you can't smell through the cologne.
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Speaker 2: I know, literally.
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Speaker 4: And two of my things today, my top five, have
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Speaker 4: to do with smelling. I don't know what it is.
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Speaker 4: I own one fragrance, and it was one that I
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Speaker 4: got for free. I've never bought a cologne, nor do
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Speaker 4: I have any cologne.
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Speaker 3: I got Ari.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it for free.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I see. Where's Ariana Grande? I thought, okay.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I love it.
17:26
Speaker 4: And I feel like every fragrance I've ever gotten, it
17:28
Speaker 4: was either a gift or I got it like through
17:31
Speaker 4: another way. And so, but for some reason I am
17:36
Speaker 4: obsessed with watching people open the packaging. Maybe it's because
17:41
Speaker 4: like the packaging is just like so intricate and beautiful.
17:44
Speaker 4: A lot of times when it's colorful and it's bright
17:46
Speaker 4: and it's like, whatever, but watching them open it and
17:50
Speaker 4: then like spraying it and then giving their like, review
17:56
Speaker 4: of it like that's literally all I'm watching is people
18:00
Speaker 4: opening fragrances it's so weird we should go to.
18:04
Speaker 3: Like a perfumery and make like we're in.
18:07
Speaker 1: Front um you gotta get into the game because it's
18:10
Speaker 1: actually really fun because like you start a little collection
18:13
Speaker 1: and then you have like different scents for like different
18:16
Speaker 1: occasions like I would never waste my like expensive shit
18:19
Speaker 1: on you guys for work so yeah that's an important
18:22
Speaker 1: day yeah you know so you have like the everyday
18:25
Speaker 1: you have the like i want to smell like delicious
18:27
Speaker 1: sexy you know you have like a light floral like
18:31
Speaker 1: you know you can have all these scents and then
18:33
Speaker 1: you can collect them and the bottles and stuff it's
18:35
Speaker 1: kind of fun i feel like you would like it.
18:36
Speaker 4: Yeah no it looks fun like these influencers have like
18:39
Speaker 4: shelves and shelves of all the bottles and they're like
18:41
Speaker 4: organized perfectly and like like and they get all this
18:45
Speaker 4: pr like a free sense like yesterday i just watched
18:48
Speaker 4: someone they were like i was gone for a weekend
18:51
Speaker 4: and we're gonna open all the pr i got and
18:53
Speaker 4: it was like heaps of like shit that said to
18:55
Speaker 4: them or whatever like because there's just like a million
18:58
Speaker 4: cents you know so yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah um do you wear cologne every morning or no
19:03
Speaker 1: yeah you oh you do but you wear the aria every.
19:06
Speaker 2: Morning yeah uh-huh um My.
19:08
Speaker 1: Favorite thing is I have like a Sephora membership and
19:11
Speaker 1: every time you order something like it's like free delivery,
19:14
Speaker 1: you get a couple of samples and you can like
19:16
Speaker 1: use your points, whatever. But a lot of times the
19:18
Speaker 1: samples are like little travel perfumes. So like I have
19:21
Speaker 1: like a little carrier thing that I like leave on
19:23
Speaker 1: me and I just like will always get those and
19:25
Speaker 1: then I can travel with them or whatever.
19:27
Speaker 3: And that's how I try new scents because they're smaller.
19:29
Speaker 1: Yeah.
19:31
Speaker 3: But I love it.
19:32
Speaker 1: I'm like some people like shout out Kiki says she's
19:34
Speaker 1: naked without earrings. Like if I leave the house without
19:36
Speaker 1: a sun, I feel.
19:39
Speaker 3: So it's that scary to realize.
19:42
Speaker 1: Who are we moving on to? Oh, I had to
19:45
Speaker 1: take an Uber to work this morning and he was
19:47
Speaker 1: playing Thames and from my. me you know who thames
19:51
Speaker 1: is obviously yeah reminded me um that i just like
19:55
Speaker 1: want to share if you have not listened to her
19:56
Speaker 1: she has the most unique voice like it is like
20:00
Speaker 1: none other nobody else has that voice i i believe
20:02
Speaker 1: she'd be considered afrobeats i hope i'm I'm correct in that,
20:06
Speaker 1: but she, uh, her tiny desk is amazing. And, um,
20:10
Speaker 1: he had the song on get it right, but like,
20:12
Speaker 1: she just has the most beautiful voice and, um, I
20:16
Speaker 1: love her energy.
20:17
Speaker 3: She's beautiful.
20:18
Speaker 1: And so if you have not listened to Thames, um,
20:21
Speaker 1: you know, it's, it's like a little vibey, like you
20:24
Speaker 1: could just put it on and do shuffle.
20:25
Speaker 3: And I love her. Yeah.
20:27
Speaker 2: I love her too. Okay. I'll do my two music
20:29
Speaker 2: ones together. One is current. One is kind of old.
20:32
Speaker 4: So the old one is, um, I've really been, like,
20:35
Speaker 4: watching and having on repeat old Sia songs. And I
20:43
Speaker 4: was like, wait, like, these songs really ate, like, Chandelier, Alive, like,
20:49
Speaker 4: all these, like, I don't know. I guess, like, Chandelier
20:51
Speaker 4: was huge. But, like, all of her other songs, I
20:53
Speaker 4: never think, like, except that really annoying one with Sean Paul. But, like,
20:57
Speaker 4: all those other ones, like, they're so anthemic.
21:00
Speaker 2: And I love....
21:03
Speaker 4: I love an artist that like has a break in
21:06
Speaker 4: their voice when they like really go for it. And
21:08
Speaker 4: that like break is like one of my favorite things. Like,
21:12
Speaker 4: and I'm sure some people listen to it and they're like, Oh,
21:14
Speaker 4: you know, but like, cause it's not perfect, but like,
21:17
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think that's what makes like some
21:19
Speaker 4: of the best voices of our generation are the ones
21:21
Speaker 4: that are like imperfect, like almost like a Stevie Nicks,
21:24
Speaker 4: like when she just like goes for it and it
21:26
Speaker 4: gets really gravelly and like, um, cool like that. Um,
21:31
Speaker 4: so I've been listening to a lot of Sia. I've
21:33
Speaker 4: been blasting alive, like over and over and over again.
21:37
Speaker 4: That album is so good. And I did some research
21:40
Speaker 4: and she hasn't like let anything out in a while.
21:42
Speaker 4: I mean, she's such an amazing writer and I just like, yeah, yeah.
21:47
Speaker 4: She just hangs out with the Kardashians, which is like amazing. Oh,
21:52
Speaker 4: she has, I just saw she has a new, oh,
21:53
Speaker 4: she's featured. She does a lot of features, but she
21:55
Speaker 4: hasn't like let out her own project. Like, And that album,
21:59
Speaker 4: This Is Acting, just hit, I think it's 10th anniversary
22:02
Speaker 4: this year.
22:02
Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
22:04
Speaker 4: She, like, hasn't really let anything out in a while.
22:07
Speaker 4: That's been, like, mainstream. Like, she's done, like, I feel
22:10
Speaker 4: like she, I think she had a baby. So, like,
22:13
Speaker 4: she did, like, a lullaby album. Like, I feel like she's, like,
22:16
Speaker 4: sort of in her era where she probably made so
22:18
Speaker 4: much money off the songs that she's written that she
22:19
Speaker 4: could just sort of do, oh, man, there's a huge
22:22
Speaker 4: squirrel running on my banister with a giant nut in
22:25
Speaker 4: its mouth.
22:26
Speaker 2: That was crazy.
22:27
Speaker 3: Running squirrel.
22:28
Speaker 2: Good morning. Um, that she could just kind of do
22:30
Speaker 2: whatever she wants and she'll be fine. But I don't know.
22:32
Speaker 4: I need her to do like a full album. And like,
22:34
Speaker 4: I know she doesn't like performing live, but like a tour, like,
22:37
Speaker 4: Oh my God. Hearing that live would be like insane.
22:40
Speaker 3: Um, it was my fucking jam.
22:42
Speaker 2: Oh my God. Yes. I forgot about that. But yeah,
22:44
Speaker 2: that was like the first one.
22:46
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:46
Speaker 2: That I like fell in love with.
22:47
Speaker 1: Oh, until I like, yeah, she has a good voice.
22:50
Speaker 3: Yeah.
22:50
Speaker 2: She's so good.
22:51
Speaker 4: Um, and then my second one is one that's really surprising.
22:53
Speaker 4: And I even surprised myself. I was jamming out to
22:56
Speaker 4: it in the shower this morning. Um, is the new
22:58
Speaker 4: song from the Jonas Brothers. It's called Listen When Sad.
23:00
Speaker 3: It's good.
23:02
Speaker 2: It's so good, right?
23:03
Speaker 4: And I don't know, it doesn't sound like an annoying
23:05
Speaker 4: Jonas Brothers song, you know, that's like really like repetitive
23:08
Speaker 4: and just like surface. Like it's like super nostalgic and
23:13
Speaker 4: like it almost sounds like a old school sort of
23:17
Speaker 4: like pop emo rock song. And it's called Listen When Sad,
23:22
Speaker 4: if you haven't heard it.
23:23
Speaker 2: And it's, it's actually really good. And so I'm currently.
23:28
Speaker 4: Begging our bosses to play it because I don't know.
23:31
Speaker 4: I just think it's really good, but it's very odd
23:33
Speaker 4: for me to like a Jonas Brothers song.
23:36
Speaker 3: Me too. I mean, that makes sense though. Like touring
23:38
Speaker 3: with like boys, like girls and stuff.
23:39
Speaker 1: Like I feel like they probably have a little bit
23:41
Speaker 1: of that influence as well.
23:42
Speaker 3: So yeah.
23:44
Speaker 1: Yes.
23:46
Speaker 3: Okay.
23:48
Speaker 1: Oh, The Pastor's Wife. I think it's called that. Everyone's
23:51
Speaker 1: talking about it on Netflix. Three episodes, so not a
23:54
Speaker 1: super long watch.
23:56
Speaker 3: It is about.
23:58
Speaker 1: Literally the wife of a pastor and how he's a
24:02
Speaker 1: demonic monster to her and ultimately leads.
24:06
Speaker 3: To her death in one way or another.
24:09
Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil anything, but we do know
24:11
Speaker 1: at the beginning there's a 911 call, whatever, but um
24:15
Speaker 1: insanely messed up but if you're into true crime um
24:18
Speaker 1: i recommend it have you gotten to it yet.
24:21
Speaker 2: Or no i have not no maybe over the weekend
24:24
Speaker 2: yeah it.
24:25
Speaker 1: Was a little triggering for me because it's impersonal stuff
24:27
Speaker 1: i've dealt with um but yeah it's.
24:31
Speaker 2: Good nice do you want to do another one because
24:34
Speaker 2: i did.
24:34
Speaker 1: Two at once oh yeah i'll do another quick one
24:37
Speaker 1: oh i want to shout out miss bella hadid Um,
24:41
Speaker 1: so I have always like, she's always been my, my
24:44
Speaker 1: favorite Hadid sister.
24:45
Speaker 3: I've always been obsessed with her.
24:46
Speaker 1: I used to have a crush on her, but then
24:48
Speaker 1: my sister started looking identical to her.
24:50
Speaker 3: And so then I'm weird. Um, but they really do
24:54
Speaker 3: look alike.
24:54
Speaker 1: I can know, like, I don't like, I, I don't,
24:57
Speaker 1: I still don't think of it that way, but like, still,
24:59
Speaker 1: I was just like, it's weird to say that now.
25:01
Speaker 3: Yeah. but she, I love her so much.
25:04
Speaker 1: Like horse girl, like left Hollywood has anxiety, just beautiful
25:08
Speaker 1: crushes it.
25:08
Speaker 3: Anyways, my sister is also obsessed with her.
25:10
Speaker 1: I think just like also cause she's cool, but also
25:13
Speaker 1: because everyone's like, you look like Bella Hadid. Anyway, he
25:16
Speaker 1: fucking took the time to FaceTime my sister on her
25:19
Speaker 1: birthday and wish her a happy birthday.
25:21
Speaker 3: She, I think, I think Bella has a friend.
25:25
Speaker 1: Who has a friend who I think they go to
25:28
Speaker 1: the same like horse stable or something.
25:30
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
25:31
Speaker 1: But Bella took the time to call her and was
25:34
Speaker 1: chill about it. And my Bella was like, can I
25:36
Speaker 1: take a picture? And she was like, no, let's do
25:38
Speaker 1: it another time, which I love that she was like
25:39
Speaker 1: real about it. I love that my sister is sweet
25:41
Speaker 1: enough to ask.
25:41
Speaker 3: Cause I probably would. Yeah. You know what? I asked
25:44
Speaker 3: mama Todd if I could.
25:45
Speaker 1: So like, but yeah, Bella's little face, like she turned
25:51
Speaker 1: white and like, we were leaving for the bar and
25:53
Speaker 1: she like.
25:54
Speaker 3: She's like, Bella, had you just called me? And, um,
25:57
Speaker 3: I think somebody got a picture, I hope, from back.
25:59
Speaker 2: But that's insane.
26:00
Speaker 3: The fact that she even did that is crazy. And
26:03
Speaker 3: Bella was so upset that she was drunk. I'm like, girl,
26:05
Speaker 3: it's fine. It's probably better.
26:06
Speaker 2: Right. Oh, my God. Yeah. Imagine like opening the phone
26:09
Speaker 2: and it's Bella Hadid. Holy shit.
26:11
Speaker 3: Literally. When I opened the phone, it was Mamata.
26:13
Speaker 1: I know it's like some people would think that's crazy,
26:16
Speaker 1: but I was not expecting that at all.
26:18
Speaker 3: I don't think you get that surprise.
26:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't believe I did that. Oh, I meant
26:24
Speaker 4: to say something earlier. Remember how a couple, or was
26:27
Speaker 4: it two episodes ago or last episode, you wanted me
26:29
Speaker 4: to say something nice to you for your birthday? So
26:33
Speaker 4: I thought of something yesterday that I was going to
26:35
Speaker 4: say for the podcast.
26:37
Speaker 3: You guys, it took him. We didn't record last week. Shocking.
26:41
Speaker 3: It took him like a week and a half.
26:44
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, sure.
26:45
Speaker 3: Hit me with my curated compliment that I asked for.
26:49
Speaker 2: I didn't mean it like that.
26:51
Speaker 3: Other than my tits, which you've said.
26:54
Speaker 2: I didn't mean it like that.
26:55
Speaker 4: But yesterday, I don't think I realized how like you
27:00
Speaker 4: said you mentioned earlier in the episode about how close
27:03
Speaker 4: we are when we sit in the studio. And yesterday,
27:06
Speaker 4: Paulina was working the cameras and I don't know. instead
27:10
Speaker 4: of moving the camera, she was having me move.
27:13
Speaker 2: Um, and so she.
27:14
Speaker 4: Kept like, she kept texting me saying like, move left,
27:17
Speaker 4: move left, move left to the point where I was
27:19
Speaker 4: like on the other side of the table.
27:23
Speaker 3: Did you see her camera in the video she posted?
27:25
Speaker 3: Like that hurt. Like anyways.
27:28
Speaker 1: Okay.
27:28
Speaker 3: So she was telling you move left, move right.
27:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it was only left. She kept saying move left,
27:33
Speaker 4: move left. So like literally, I was literally like across
27:37
Speaker 4: the room and, um, And so then she was like, okay, perfect.
27:42
Speaker 4: And then I, but I was so far away from
27:44
Speaker 4: you that it was like throwing me off because I
27:46
Speaker 4: don't know, maybe like I'm used to like the comforting
27:49
Speaker 4: energy of us, like being so close to each other.
27:52
Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, that's something nice that your
27:55
Speaker 4: energy makes me feel comforting. And I felt without yesterday
27:59
Speaker 4: being so far away.
28:01
Speaker 3: I am with that.
28:01
Speaker 1: That's really nice because you have your comforts and you're
28:05
Speaker 1: very particular about them.
28:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was almost like, I don't have to
28:09
Speaker 4: be on camera because this feels weird.
28:11
Speaker 2: She kept saying, move, move, move.
28:12
Speaker 3: She was like, move out the door.
28:14
Speaker 2: I was like this.
28:16
Speaker 3: Out of frame, out of frame.
28:18
Speaker 1: Like that low key may have been my fault because
28:20
Speaker 1: I like was readjusting something and like moved all the screens.
28:23
Speaker 2: Yeah.
28:24
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know, whatever, either way. That is very nice.
28:27
Speaker 3: And actually I can tell that's a real compliment. So
28:29
Speaker 3: I received that.
28:31
Speaker 2: Okay.
28:32
Speaker 1: My boss, Bella is going to come in here and
28:34
Speaker 1: get me. So I'm going to really quickly do my
28:36
Speaker 1: last one and my crash out. Just so you guys know,
28:40
Speaker 1: I'm going to put you on. You can watch Instagram
28:43
Speaker 1: stories anonymously.
28:46
Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Do tell.
28:48
Speaker 3: You can. So if you Google.
28:49
Speaker 1: Anonymous Instagram story watcher, there are a couple services.
28:54
Speaker 3: That can let you do that.
28:56
Speaker 1: You don't even need to make a burner anymore. You
28:58
Speaker 1: type in the name, you can watch the stories. And,
29:01
Speaker 1: and if they don't have a ton of followers and
29:05
Speaker 1: you're trying to check up on like most recent follows,
29:07
Speaker 1: cause you know how sometimes if you check on Instagram,
29:09
Speaker 1: it's not like the most recent followers on like the
29:12
Speaker 1: anonymous story watcher, you can see the order at which
29:15
Speaker 1: people have followed people.
29:18
Speaker 3: Oh, oh, really fucking interesting. So that right there.
29:24
Speaker 1: And I don't have a lot of time to get
29:26
Speaker 1: into my crash out, but I want to. And I,
29:29
Speaker 1: you know, at this point, I don't think they have
29:31
Speaker 1: come to a decision yet. But just regarding the Lindsay
29:34
Speaker 1: Clancy trial, and I don't mean to get into the.
29:37
Speaker 3: Logistics, I am.
29:40
Speaker 1: Disgusted by some of the discourse around it. I'm disgusted
29:44
Speaker 1: that it's now becoming a political thing. And there's people
29:47
Speaker 1: are saying like, oh, you liberals are like, protecting a
29:50
Speaker 1: baby killer. Um, I'm disgusted by the amount of people
29:53
Speaker 1: who don't understand that life has nuance and not everything
29:56
Speaker 1: is black or white.
29:57
Speaker 3: Like you do bad thing. You, you do this.
30:00
Speaker 1: Um, I'm disgusted and I cannot take another fucking man
30:05
Speaker 1: discussing postpartum.
30:07
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, my, like, this is a trigger for me
30:11
Speaker 3: in anything in life.
30:12
Speaker 1: If you have not done something and You cannot speak
30:16
Speaker 1: on something.
30:16
Speaker 2: Right.
30:17
Speaker 4: Or even have the potential of doing it ever in life.
30:21
Speaker 2: Correct.
30:21
Speaker 1: Like when we did a topic on the show about,
30:23
Speaker 1: you know, a guy didn't acknowledge his pregnant girlfriend on
30:27
Speaker 1: Mother's Day because she didn't give birth yet. The amount
30:28
Speaker 1: of men that were like saying when you become a
30:30
Speaker 1: mother and how you feel when you're pregnant and what you.
30:32
Speaker 2: Do when you're pregnant.
30:33
Speaker 3: I am infuriated.
30:35
Speaker 1: So I, and I have not gone through postpartum. I
30:38
Speaker 1: listened to the women around me. I actually, a friend
30:42
Speaker 1: who I knew from my sorority, Um, she was the happiest,
30:46
Speaker 1: most bubbliest person ever.
30:47
Speaker 3: She had a baby and took her own life in postpartum.
30:50
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
30:51
Speaker 3: That's enough of an example for me.
30:53
Speaker 2: Um, I know that you know.
30:54
Speaker 1: What it feels like to be extremely exhausted. Um, and
30:57
Speaker 1: we know how, how our mental health can dip because
31:00
Speaker 1: of that. Then you add on, um, a crying baby.
31:03
Speaker 1: Then you add on, um, completely changing hormones.
31:06
Speaker 3: Oh, here, come on.
31:09
Speaker 4: There's Bella right on my boss.
31:13
Speaker 3: We're wrapping up. She needs to go now. We need
31:15
Speaker 3: to go.
31:16
Speaker 1: I know I said, I said my boss was going
31:18
Speaker 1: to get in here. We're wrapping up with our crash out. Um,
31:20
Speaker 1: I was just talking about how I'm sick. Men talking
31:22
Speaker 1: about fucking postpartum.
31:25
Speaker 3: Um, and telling. I was just talking about that. Okay. Anyways, um,
31:30
Speaker 3: fuck you. You haven't experienced it.
31:32
Speaker 1: I've seen firsthand what it can do and I can
31:35
Speaker 1: only pull from my own experiences because fuck you.
31:37
Speaker 3: Stop talking about it.
31:39
Speaker 1: Um, yes, multiple things can be true, but, um, the
31:43
Speaker 1: system failed her and fuck you.
31:45
Speaker 3: Let's not talk about things we've never experienced. Shut the
31:48
Speaker 3: fuck up. Period.
31:51
Speaker 2: I got nothing to say.
31:52
Speaker 3: Okay. Do you have anything?
31:54
Speaker 2: Um, we could go.
31:55
Speaker 4: With my crash out being that I dropped all my
31:57
Speaker 4: pills this morning. I just stay, I just stay dropping things.
31:59
Speaker 4: Like I drop like what's wrong with me? Like, do
32:03
Speaker 4: I have some neurological disorder? Like, What is happening to me?
32:07
Speaker 4: My hands just won't hold on to anything. I just,
32:09
Speaker 4: I stay dropping things, falling, tripping. Like, I literally don't
32:16
Speaker 4: know how to work my limbs. And so that is
32:19
Speaker 4: my crash out. Because what the fuck?
32:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes. We are one in the same on that.
32:23
Speaker 1: And next week we'll talk about your fucked up knees.
32:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. We'll address that.
32:28
Speaker 3: Speaking of, your hand's not working.
32:31
Speaker 2: It's a good teaser for.
32:33
Speaker 3: Your fucking knees, bro.
32:34
Speaker 2: My fucking weak-ass, weak-ass knees.
32:37
Speaker 3: Your Nancy boy knees. Love ya. My boss says I
32:41
Speaker 3: have to go. Bye.
32:43
Speaker 1: Bye.