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Phone Tap PODCAST: Wet Willies at Work · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap as Brooke and juwil in
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  Speaker 1: the morning and today I call a guy who's had
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  Speaker 1: issues with his utility bill. He emailed customer Service about
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  Speaker 1: being overcharged, and I would love to help him out
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  Speaker 1: and get his problem solved, except I just get so
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  Speaker 1: distracted by what's happening in the office sometimes and I
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  Speaker 1: can't seem to focus on what he's talking about. You
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  Speaker 1: know how it goes, and you'll hear his reaction right
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  Speaker 1: now in your phone tap. It's another jubil phone taps
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving five. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Sean Russell and I worked for the
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  Speaker 1: city of I was looking for a Scott. This is he.
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  Speaker 1: How are you, Scott. I'm calling you back regarding your
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  Speaker 1: utility bill. Oh okay, yeah, thanks for calling back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no problem. I know that there's been some complaints, so
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  Speaker 1: would you mind telling me? Do you mind tell me
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  Speaker 1: what the problem is well, my roommate and I recently
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  Speaker 1: moved in, and on our bill it shows that we
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  Speaker 1: are now responsible for the month before we even moved in.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, hello, never stops? Oh man, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: as Scott. Are you there? What's going on? Why are
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  Speaker 1: you laughing? There's nothing to be concerned about, just some
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  Speaker 1: stuff here in the office. All good, though, Go go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and continue. Don't do that again. As I was saying,
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  Speaker 1: my bill shows that there's like a month before. God, Curtis,
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  Speaker 1: stop that. What are you doing? Excuse me? What's going
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  Speaker 1: on over there? Oh? I'm so sorry. He's just out
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  Speaker 1: of control. Curtis is out of control today. Look, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. I'm trying to talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about my bill. I have no idea. What's happening.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking to some guy named Curtis. Yeah, okay, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Alex Bain. Curtis. Curtis is a co worker
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  Speaker 1: of mine and sometimes in the call center we you know,
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  Speaker 1: have a little fun. I was talking to you, Curtis
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  Speaker 1: comes up from behind me gives me a wet willie
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  Speaker 1: right in my ear. Okay, can you just do that
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  Speaker 1: on your own time? Like I'm serious. I need to
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  Speaker 1: figure out this bill situation. Oh yes, and I want
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  Speaker 1: to help you out. I'm sorry. Yeah, sometimes it gets
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  Speaker 1: silly around here, like I said, but I'll tell Curtis
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  Speaker 1: to knock it off. Don't worry, he won't bother us anymore. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: so what can we do about that? I mean, did
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  Speaker 1: you hear what I said before? Like, well, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: be honest because that whole what Willie situation with Curtis,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't hear a word. So can you tell me
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  Speaker 1: what the poem is one more time? Please? Okay, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what we were talking about, but
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  Speaker 1: you need to listen this time, okay, because I'm starting
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  Speaker 1: to get upset you're not listening. You got my full attention.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Like I said, I know that that was unprofessional.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, we're good now. I'm sure Curtis got that
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  Speaker 1: out of his system. So I'm all ears and they're
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  Speaker 1: what Willie free? Okay, I have a bill that says
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  Speaker 1: that I'm responsible for the month before I even did.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Curtis, Oh my gosh, Oh I don't
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  Speaker 1: you too? Are scalliwags. You're not gonna believe what just
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  Speaker 1: happened you, Scott? Are you there? Hey, man, I don't care, okay,
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  Speaker 1: can I You're gonna care, You're gonna care. This guy
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  Speaker 1: Curtis got my other coworker, Andy to come over and
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  Speaker 1: gave me double wet, double wet Willie. Hey, what's your name?
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  Speaker 1: What's your name? Is it? Sean? Is that it? Oh? Sean?
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  Speaker 1: Put your supervisor on the line. Look, I'm sorry. Let
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  Speaker 1: you ever have fun at work, of course, but it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't interfere with helping coom. I got a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: How about you get it on the joke on to
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  Speaker 1: put you on speakerphone and you can just yell at
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  Speaker 1: Curtis and Andy for giving out wet Willie. Funny. You're
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  Speaker 1: not hear what I'm saying. My problem needs to be resolved. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my problem does too. Quit working with these two numbskulls.
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  Speaker 1: That would probably help. Yeah, I said it. No, your
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  Speaker 1: problem doesn't need to be addressed. My poem is day
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  Speaker 1: more important than yours. Okay, I'm a customer. Those two
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  Speaker 1: idiots are just your co worker, They are just my
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  Speaker 1: co workers, and they are idiots. You hear that, guys,
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  Speaker 1: Scott on the phone called you an idiot. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: we're cutting it up big time in here today. So
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  Speaker 1: what was the problem again? Look, I'm not talking to
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  Speaker 1: you about this anymore. Just put your supervisor on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I can send you to my supervisor. The only problem
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  Speaker 1: is his name is Curtis. Are you Here's that he
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  Speaker 1: wants to speak to you now because you're screwing with me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to the guy that's given
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  Speaker 1: you what willie? Okay, Well, you ask for the supervisor,
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  Speaker 1: and unfortunately the supervisor happens to be careless Curtis. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I called you careless. I'm looking right at him when
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying this. By the way, this is incredibly unprofessional
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna hang up. I need to talk
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  Speaker 1: to somebody else. You're gonna call it back and hopefully
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  Speaker 1: not get you. Well, before you hang up, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you as a prank phone call. Wait what did
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  Speaker 1: you used to say? I said, I need to tell
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  Speaker 1: you this is a prank phone call before you hang up. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean? I don't understand. Well, this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from brook Jewil in the morning doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you and your roommate Dylan set you up.
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  Speaker 1: He told me you had some billing issue with the
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  Speaker 1: utility company. I wanted me to mess with you, and
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  Speaker 1: I would have been able to help you with your
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  Speaker 1: problem too. It wasn't for Curtis over there right looking
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  Speaker 1: at me with those beady eyes. You whack a mole
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  Speaker 1: week up every morning with Lady on the twenty point
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  Speaker 1: five Dr charlt. You think