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Lemur Flaming Tampons Episode · Microphone Monkeys

1:04
SPEAKER_06: Here we come, walking down on the street.
1:08
SPEAKER_06: Got the goal, no taxes to me.
1:12
SPEAKER_06: Free to speak and free to trade.
1:16
SPEAKER_06: Market stuff, no need for the microphone monkeys.
1:24
SPEAKER_06: People say we're at our kids fungi.
1:27
SPEAKER_06: So we're too busy being free.
1:31
SPEAKER_03: Hey guys, this is Microphone Monkeys, and this week we have Texas police apprehending lemurs.
1:38
SPEAKER_03: What?
1:39
SPEAKER_03: We have Harvard selling body parts.
1:42
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
1:42
SPEAKER_03: Chinese robots faster than Usain Bolt.
1:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
1:46
SPEAKER_03: Brides lighting their tampons on fire in church.
1:50
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:51
SPEAKER_03: South Koreans.
1:53
SPEAKER_03: While wearing them?
1:55
SPEAKER_03: She took it out.
1:57
SPEAKER_03: South Koreans using tarot cards to read their pets' thoughts.
2:02
SPEAKER_03: And China's using Robocops for traffic duty.
2:07
SPEAKER_02: And it's just the South Koreans.
2:09
SPEAKER_02: The North Koreans aren't buying into the tarot cards.
2:11
SPEAKER_02: They don't have the money to get the RoboCops read.
2:14
SPEAKER_01: They're eating the cats, so they don't have a chance to uh know what's on their mind.
2:20
SPEAKER_01: Pretty soon.
2:23
SPEAKER_01: Hong, hong hong.
2:24
SPEAKER_03: Mafia Mac.
2:25
SPEAKER_03: Old round eyes talking shit all the time.
2:29
SPEAKER_02: You're not going to get any foot juice in this episode, mate.
2:32
SPEAKER_03: Lisa Lou's not selling anything to Mafia Mike.
2:35
SPEAKER_03: But today I am joined by the Lurch of Liberty.
2:42
SPEAKER_03: Dark Webb Detmering.
2:43
SPEAKER_03: He's been on a hiatus from the VHS tapes.
2:48
SPEAKER_03: We'll get into that a little bit later.
2:50
SPEAKER_03: We have Mafia Mike, aka the Shakedown host of the Shakedown Sports Podcast now.
2:58
SPEAKER_02: The fast rising popular sports podcast.
3:03
SPEAKER_01: I even got a hit from uh speaking of uh South Korea.
3:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
3:08
SPEAKER_01: Good work, man.
3:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh, all the way out in South Korea.
3:11
SPEAKER_02: He got he's got a listener out there.
3:15
SPEAKER_01: Remember the episode where his head, they use his head is in the sports.
3:19
SPEAKER_03: I have never seen The Simpsons.
3:20
SPEAKER_01: And he was all loving him.
3:22
SPEAKER_01: He was went to overseas and he was famous.
3:26
SPEAKER_03: Brad says South Korean sportsbedding.sk be our new sponsor.
3:32
SPEAKER_03: I think in this state that might be dangerous to advertise any sports budding.
3:35
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
3:36
SPEAKER_03: But we are also welcomed by Bohemian Grove Bill, aka Black Helicopter Bill.
3:42
SPEAKER_03: What's up, guys?
3:43
SPEAKER_03: What's up, what's up?
3:46
SPEAKER_03: And we have Astral Projection Atherton.
3:51
SPEAKER_03: AKA third eye Atherton.
3:54
SPEAKER_02: And of course, we have to welcome our host of hosts.
3:59
SPEAKER_02: The master or mistress of transitions.
4:02
SPEAKER_02: The the Randy O.
4:04
SPEAKER_02: Transition Master, yes.
4:08
SPEAKER_05: Mafia Mike didn't bring his bat, which is an in here.
4:11
SPEAKER_01: Mafia Mike's been, you know, leading in the battery.
4:20
SPEAKER_01: He had some negotiations to do.
4:22
SPEAKER_01: I didn't have to use it.
4:23
SPEAKER_03: We were able to do things by peaceful means, peaceful mediation.
4:27
SPEAKER_03: We didn't do the mafia Italian uh strategy.
4:30
SPEAKER_03: He was in waiting.
4:31
SPEAKER_03: He had it as a plan B.
4:35
SPEAKER_03: Persuasion always works.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
4:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's Mafia Mike's persuades people in a different way.
4:42
SPEAKER_03: Level.
4:42
SPEAKER_02: Different level.
4:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
4:44
SPEAKER_03: He does things in more of the physical realm than the verbal.
4:52
SPEAKER_03: But the first story today, this was really hard to pull these stories.
4:57
SPEAKER_03: Some of these weeks, it'll be like 20, and I just have to pick through them.
5:01
SPEAKER_03: I had to pry each one of these out.
5:03
SPEAKER_03: It took me like an hour.
5:05
SPEAKER_03: This was a tough week.
5:07
SPEAKER_03: It might be seasonal.
5:08
SPEAKER_02: We've been squeezing this term for too long.
5:10
SPEAKER_02: I know.
5:11
SPEAKER_02: We've been literally.
5:12
SPEAKER_05: But all on the nonsense was in town, so it should have been easy to find.
5:16
SPEAKER_03: I know we had we had tangerine tornado.
5:20
SPEAKER_03: We had the the Cheeto Meister and Mafia Mike over the secret at Secret Service following him into the bathroom.
5:28
SPEAKER_03: I know with his bat.
5:31
SPEAKER_05: They're looking for the fold up.
5:33
SPEAKER_05: What did you learn out there from the geriatrics?
5:36
SPEAKER_01: Just a lot of rhetoric coming out of uh the Don and uh breaking out for uh Graham's sister over there.
5:45
SPEAKER_01: The funny part is me and the wife were sitting down and nobody stood for Trump, and then all of a sudden he introduces Graham's sister.
5:55
SPEAKER_01: She comes up and she starts talking, and everybody stands up and applauding.
6:00
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
6:00
SPEAKER_01: And then Trump gets back down, gets on the mic again after she leaves, and they all sit down.
6:05
SPEAKER_01: And I I was saying to my wife while she was speaking, I says, Look at this.
6:11
SPEAKER_01: She gets all the applause in the standing ovasia, and Trump gets shit.
6:15
SPEAKER_01: Well, she's the anointing.
6:17
SPEAKER_01: As soon as Trump got on, he says, What's wrong?
6:19
SPEAKER_01: You don't stand for me?
6:22
SPEAKER_03: He's been here a few times already.
6:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
6:25
SPEAKER_03: Did he say that?
6:26
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, he said that.
6:29
SPEAKER_03: He also promised if we if we elect the anointed uh skull and crossbones occult uh Bohemian Grove candidate, Darlene Graham, that he will come and play the best golfer in Myrtle Beach.
6:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
6:44
SPEAKER_03: I would love to be that guy.
6:46
SPEAKER_03: I'll bring my big club with me.
6:51
SPEAKER_03: You can't dial Mike down.
6:53
SPEAKER_03: It's it's once he wakes up, it stays at 11 all day.
7:00
SPEAKER_02: As we wish.
7:02
SPEAKER_02: As we all want and need from Mike.
7:07
SPEAKER_03: But our first story today is a primate lemur story.
7:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, there you go, Darren.
7:13
SPEAKER_03: I know.
7:16
SPEAKER_03: Leave the lemur be.
7:18
SPEAKER_03: I know.
7:18
SPEAKER_03: Well, in Texas, they they can't leave him be because the lemur was on the loose.
7:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
7:25
SPEAKER_03: So police in Texas were called to wrangle an unusual pet described as fast, fury, furry.
7:33
SPEAKER_05: Furry.
7:34
SPEAKER_03: And refusing to cooperate, which basically describes Will.
7:39
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say I was gonna say this sounds like Silverback on the loose, man.
7:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
7:44
SPEAKER_01: Silverback on the loose lock.
7:45
SPEAKER_01: Why are you talking about yourself again?
7:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, which one?
7:51
SPEAKER_01: Silverback.
7:52
SPEAKER_01: You got that woman scratching your back lately.
7:56
SPEAKER_03: Silverback keeps threatening to come on here.
7:59
SPEAKER_03: He is now the one who shall not be named.
8:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
8:01
SPEAKER_03: Because the first one has come on now and he's coming out again today.
8:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:05
SPEAKER_03: But now Silverback keeps saying he's out of state, he's not gonna show up.
8:10
SPEAKER_03: So we'll have to drag.
8:11
SPEAKER_05: He listens to there are phones.
8:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
8:13
SPEAKER_05: You can call call in.
8:14
SPEAKER_03: He could call in, but you know.
8:16
SPEAKER_03: We'll see.
8:17
SPEAKER_03: It is sooner than later.
8:18
SPEAKER_03: We'll get old Silverback on here.
8:20
SPEAKER_03: But the Belton Police Officer Association said on social media that officers were dispatched.
8:26
SPEAKER_03: Recently, at the report of a lemur on the loose, the suspect was described as fast, furry, and refusing to cooperate.
8:33
SPEAKER_03: The small primate was quickly detained and returned to the owner.
8:39
SPEAKER_05: Suspect.
8:39
SPEAKER_05: Why why is it a suspect?
8:41
SPEAKER_03: Well, detained.
8:42
SPEAKER_03: Detained.
8:43
SPEAKER_05: Property of the state.
8:46
SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine the little handcuffs?
8:50
SPEAKER_04: We've got these for you.
8:52
SPEAKER_04: Chinese finger trap.
8:54
SPEAKER_04: You're in a free country.
8:56
SPEAKER_04: Get the bread ties.
8:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
8:57
SPEAKER_04: Have a gummy.
8:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh, wait, that's a federal offense.
9:00
SPEAKER_03: Barbie's uh handcuffs for Ken.
9:02
SPEAKER_03: It does say in Texas, which Darren is very familiar with.
9:06
SPEAKER_05: Yep, lived there twice.
9:08
SPEAKER_03: Texas allows lemurs and small primates native to Madagascar to be kept as exotic pets without special permits, but sellers must be licensed by the Department of Agriculture.
9:19
SPEAKER_02: So that makes the saloons in Texas more entertaining, I guess.
9:24
SPEAKER_01: But you don't have a license to hold one, to have one as a pet.
9:29
SPEAKER_05: It's confusing on purpose, you know.
9:31
SPEAKER_03: Well, I know I know when uh Will heard that the suspect was small, hairy, and unpredictable, he naturally asked for her numbers.
9:39
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
9:41
SPEAKER_03: Hey, I like little Italian women.
9:47
SPEAKER_07: There we go, offending everybody again.
9:51
SPEAKER_02: And your response goes to libertycrackmedia.com.
9:54
SPEAKER_04: I'm offended by all of this.
9:56
SPEAKER_03: A few of us on this show have experience with hairy Italian women.
10:01
SPEAKER_03: Me included.
10:03
SPEAKER_03: But I thought that was just a nice opener.
10:06
SPEAKER_03: Just a nice primal opening for the I'm just glad nobody got shot in this one.
10:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, yeah.
10:12
SPEAKER_02: The lemur wasn't packing.
10:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:18
SPEAKER_05: The animal runs free, so we shot him.
10:22
SPEAKER_05: You never heard of a tranquilizer gun?
10:24
SPEAKER_05: You never heard of just like waiting for the tank?
10:26
SPEAKER_05: No, we just we shot him.
10:28
SPEAKER_05: Or we entered your home.
10:29
SPEAKER_05: You had an animal.
10:30
SPEAKER_05: We shot it.
10:31
SPEAKER_03: Well, I think these Madagascar primates are a little more timid and small.
10:36
SPEAKER_05: Those hostilities.
10:38
SPEAKER_01: Cops are scary these days.
10:39
SPEAKER_01: They shoot anything, ask questions later.
10:41
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
10:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:43
SPEAKER_02: Well, it it seems like they're uh for some reason in their training now, it seems like they're heightened about their own personal safety.
10:52
SPEAKER_02: Although they're they're wearing flak jackets, they're they're they've got guns on and everything else.
10:58
SPEAKER_02: And yet when somebody is in their own car and they move their hands quickly, they start drawing their their guns right away.
11:08
SPEAKER_01: In the back of the car?
11:09
SPEAKER_01: No, no.
11:10
SPEAKER_01: Somebody's in the back of the car.
11:11
SPEAKER_02: I didn't say the back of the car.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: No, okay.
11:13
SPEAKER_02: But you when you're in the car, you're the driver.
11:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:15
SPEAKER_02: And you you reach for your wallet, they draw their their weapons right away.
11:20
SPEAKER_02: I mean, they're so terrified because they're they've given this, they've been falsely given this bullshit statistic about how much their uh for traffic stops, how much their life is in danger every time they approach a car because they don't know who's in there and what the situation is and all this other stuff, and they're filled with this crap.
11:39
SPEAKER_02: And the thing is, if you properly train them, you say, okay, ninety-nine percent of the people you stop are just driving a vehicle.
11:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and they're not going to be a danger to you at all.
11:52
SPEAKER_01: The majority of them don't even have a gun.
11:54
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
11:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: And all you have to do is say, please keep your hands on the 10 and 2 on the wheel until you know I I appreciate approach, you know, and and so on.
12:03
SPEAKER_02: Um I will say a couple tips.
12:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:06
SPEAKER_03: When you if just a tip.
12:08
SPEAKER_03: Just a tip.
12:12
SPEAKER_03: That's that's when uh yeah, that's what the lay say about Will's micro vibration.
12:16
SPEAKER_03: Is that the full thing or just the tip?
12:19
SPEAKER_03: One thing you do when you get pulled over.
12:22
SPEAKER_03: Put it in park.
12:23
SPEAKER_03: I'm just saying this as if you want to take this angle and you're not a hardcore auditor and want to test your limits.
12:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:30
SPEAKER_03: Put it in park.
12:31
SPEAKER_03: Don't have your brake on, like you're gonna bolt away.
12:34
SPEAKER_03: Right.
12:34
SPEAKER_03: Sometimes you can even turn your car off.
12:36
SPEAKER_03: If you really want to do the safe, safest version.
12:38
SPEAKER_03: I've got out of a few tickets kind of doing this.
12:42
SPEAKER_03: Do it 10 and 2.
12:44
SPEAKER_03: You already have your license, registration, and insurance out before they even come up and you have your window all the way down.
12:49
SPEAKER_03: This is sort of submitting.
12:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, this isn't testing it.
12:55
SPEAKER_05: But grabbing the license and the registration, like that's movement.
13:00
SPEAKER_05: That kind of freaks me out.
13:01
SPEAKER_05: Like, what am I supposed to be driving with that always present?
13:04
SPEAKER_05: Like I'm in the exact North Korea.
13:06
SPEAKER_01: Well, I have an advisor.
13:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
13:09
SPEAKER_01: So they shows up at the door.
13:11
SPEAKER_01: And usually if you just have your driver's license.
13:15
SPEAKER_02: Because in in South Carolina and Georgia, they can check your registration from your tag.
13:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:21
SPEAKER_02: And if it matches your but if you're driving someone else's vehicle, then you've got a little bit of an issue.
13:26
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
13:27
SPEAKER_03: Well, and it's one of those things, if they come up, and I'm just saying this as, you know, a professional white guy, whatever left-wing filter you might want to put on it.
13:37
SPEAKER_03: Is, you know, I don't I've had zero problems and I've got out of like two or three tickets.
13:44
SPEAKER_03: It might be white for line.
13:46
SPEAKER_03: It might be used.
13:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm not doing a sovereign citizen.
13:50
SPEAKER_02: Or it could be the$50 bill that accompanies the uh the tick the uh driver's license.
13:56
SPEAKER_02: Grocery on one side, the$50 bill on the other.
14:00
SPEAKER_01: And they and the uh I support the police.
14:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
14:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, put a couple support police figures.
14:07
SPEAKER_03: You may get out of uh tickets.
14:10
SPEAKER_03: Possible.
14:11
SPEAKER_03: Possible.
14:11
SPEAKER_01: And you got an out of a license.
14:13
SPEAKER_01: I did it getting out of a ticket by when the cop I I I had a uh friend of mine who was a police officer tell me this.
14:21
SPEAKER_01: He says, just say this and you'll get out of the ticket.
14:24
SPEAKER_01: He said, when like I one time I was driving on 544 going this way, and the police was going the opposite way, and he turned around and pulled me over for speeding and I uh and he gave me the ticket, and when I went to court I didn't say nothing until when I went to court, I says, um Do you have a reading uh these does the cop have a speed gun reading of my uh of my speeding?
14:56
SPEAKER_01: And the and the judge got up and he says, Mr.
14:59
SPEAKER_01: Travis, now you can go over to the to the uh office over there and sign out and get out of here.
15:07
SPEAKER_01: You're clear.
15:07
SPEAKER_01: You're clear.
15:08
SPEAKER_03: Well, just with you didn't even have to ask if it was calibrated and fight him at all.
15:12
SPEAKER_01: No, he didn't have he didn't have a lot of.
15:14
SPEAKER_03: I would think Mike would just open his mouth and they would go, Yeah, you're guilty.
15:20
SPEAKER_01: You can't get a speed gun rating.
15:23
SPEAKER_01: If you're driving this way, I'm driving that way, and you don't have the gun out.
15:27
SPEAKER_01: How are you gonna be able to tell if I was speeding?
15:30
SPEAKER_03: I wonder how even when they're behind you, does it say exactly which car it's doing the radar reading it's blended with the other vehicles?
15:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
15:38
SPEAKER_05: There's a little funny business.
15:40
SPEAKER_05: They're gonna pick one, but sometimes they'll what they like to do is they like to get two because then they can hold that reading and go, these guys were together and it's the same reading.
15:48
SPEAKER_01: They do that uh Carolina Forest all the time.
15:50
SPEAKER_01: Like when the school's coming out, they bag people left and right.
15:54
SPEAKER_05: I I got hit in the Mojave going, I was over ten miles over the speed limit, out of nowhere.
15:59
SPEAKER_05: There's no cars, there's nothing, it's open desert.
16:02
SPEAKER_05: And this he just came out of nowhere.
16:04
SPEAKER_05: I didn't know how to where I don't know where.
16:07
SPEAKER_05: And he pulls me over and he's like, You're you're 10 over, I'm gonna reduce that.
16:12
SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, Okay.
16:13
SPEAKER_05: And then I just jokingly, I was being a smart ass, and I probably shouldn't have.
16:17
SPEAKER_05: I was just like, So if I want to fight this, right, like in court, how do I do that?
16:22
SPEAKER_05: And he's like, Well, then you're gonna have to come back to the Mojave to do that.
16:27
SPEAKER_05: How in the middle of nowhere, can you imagine that court?
16:29
SPEAKER_01: What that'd be like, where's the car now?
16:40
SPEAKER_01: What the hell am I gonna kill out here?
16:44
SPEAKER_05: Nothing on the road.
16:48
SPEAKER_03: That was pretty brave in the middle of the desert.
16:51
SPEAKER_03: Like if I just fight you on this, how do I legally fight you, officer alone here?
16:59
SPEAKER_03: I don't think that would have been a wise choice.
17:01
SPEAKER_01: Oh, city boy getting all the mafia Vegas thing out in the desert.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: It's weird out in the question is when are we gonna start getting all those uh bills in the mail from the flock cameras?
17:13
SPEAKER_00: You know, they catch you speeding on a camera.
17:15
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah.
17:15
SPEAKER_00: Like they do in New York City.
17:17
SPEAKER_00: It's like you just have to punch it.
17:19
SPEAKER_02: Or yeah, or ticket you for uh not having uh your uh seatbelt on.
17:24
SPEAKER_01: So then we don't need police anymore.
17:27
SPEAKER_01: Basically, the flock cameras are doing what the police do.
17:31
SPEAKER_02: What that's saying?
17:32
SPEAKER_02: Uh uh the statistics show that the flock cameras are not doing anything.
17:37
SPEAKER_02: They're not helping at all, except for recovery of vehicles.
17:42
SPEAKER_02: They're not increasing arrests.
17:45
SPEAKER_03: They are increasing uh people looking up their ex-girlfriends and going to jail for it.
17:51
SPEAKER_05: They're not fully operational yet.
17:53
SPEAKER_05: Wait until they come on the whole grid comes live.
17:56
SPEAKER_05: Well, they had the police talking to Chester.
17:58
SPEAKER_05: Well, I I think the grid's live in certain certain when do you think it'll be full fledged?
18:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, there are first there are entire counties in this country that have already removed their flock cameras.
18:10
SPEAKER_03: Including a few in South Carolina.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:12
SPEAKER_03: Well, and Jennifer, I don't know if Jennifer was posting it, but whatever Chester County Council or something, the guy said, Oh, well, if you take these down, then we're just gonna stand there and take the pictures anyway, like we're a flock camera.
18:25
SPEAKER_03: And that does kind of tie into maybe this has replaced the police.
18:31
SPEAKER_03: It was one of the most retarded arguments, non-sequitors of all time.
18:35
SPEAKER_03: I can see them out there.
18:37
SPEAKER_02: No, that I wouldn't mind.
18:38
SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't mind if they had some police sitting there with his with his uh Sony cam, you know, doing doing that.
18:46
SPEAKER_02: That would be great.
18:47
SPEAKER_02: Sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: So I can walk up to him and say, Are are you licensed to film out here?
18:54
SPEAKER_02: Are are you you're you're interfering with my job.
18:57
SPEAKER_02: Put that away.
18:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:59
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know what?
19:00
SPEAKER_01: That that's when I get the camera rolling on the politician's house.
19:04
SPEAKER_01: We'll find out where the hell they live and just film you going in and out of your driveway every day.
19:09
SPEAKER_01: I got all plenty of time to deal with.
19:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, it's funny.
19:12
SPEAKER_03: Let's see what rules you're breaking.
19:14
SPEAKER_03: I posted on the South Carolina group, the Libertarian group, there was a video at night where you could see the camera flashing, and one like truck went by and it flashed like 20 times.
19:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh, just taking pictures every way possible of everything it could capture.
19:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:31
SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's not due process.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Wow, and that flashes faster than you flash.
19:36
SPEAKER_03: I know.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: No wonder me and Will had another uh guinea dipping adventure.
19:43
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
19:44
SPEAKER_03: We flashed an entire hotel.
19:46
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
19:48
SPEAKER_03: Pee-wee's big adventure.
19:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
19:52
SPEAKER_03: You don't.
19:53
SPEAKER_03: But it'll end up on the dark web sooner or later.
19:56
SPEAKER_02: Only when we need bail.
19:59
SPEAKER_03: When you get that phone call.
20:00
SPEAKER_03: We need bail.
20:02
SPEAKER_05: The Kakilacis have a term for sneaking into these rentals and throwing parties.
20:07
SPEAKER_05: What is it?
20:07
SPEAKER_05: I forget about it.
20:08
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, squatting.
20:09
SPEAKER_05: No, it's not squatting.
20:10
SPEAKER_05: They don't stay, they just party and leave.
20:12
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
20:13
SPEAKER_05: But there's a kakilacky term for it.
20:16
unknown: Yeah.
20:16
SPEAKER_03: Isn't Kakilacy mainly North Carolina?
20:19
SPEAKER_03: Or is that both the Carolina?
20:21
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
20:21
SPEAKER_03: No.
20:22
SPEAKER_03: It's all of it.
20:23
SPEAKER_03: Seems like they always just say North Kakilacki.
20:25
SPEAKER_05: They can Kakalaki themselves off.
20:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:29
SPEAKER_03: Speaking of a bunch of funny monkey business, there is the Harvard story.
20:35
SPEAKER_03: This is very dark.
20:36
SPEAKER_03: This is a little darker than our Lemur story.
20:39
SPEAKER_03: So Harvard agrees to pay$53 million settlement over body parts stolen and sold by their former morgue manager.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: Oops.
20:52
SPEAKER_02: Oops.
20:54
SPEAKER_03: It's pretty bad when the body parts end up like on Etsy.
20:58
SPEAKER_05: Is this the like medical training body parts?
21:01
SPEAKER_05: Do they have a hospital, Harvard?
21:03
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
21:03
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
21:04
SPEAKER_01: Harvard Medical is huge.
21:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're giant.
21:07
SPEAKER_03: Well, and it's a and it is Harvard Medical that's paying the settlement.
21:10
SPEAKER_03: So it's a class action lawsuit by relatives of body donors whose remains were sold on the black market by a former morgue manager.
21:21
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
21:21
SPEAKER_03: So the Harvard Medical School Dean George Daly and Bernard Chang announced the development in a letter to their community on Tuesday calling the actions by former morgue manager Cedric Lodge despicable, abhorrent, and a flagrant betrayal of our values as a medical community.
21:41
SPEAKER_02: And we are so pissed he got caught.
21:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're so pissed he got caught.
21:45
SPEAKER_03: So much in the Chinese.
21:48
SPEAKER_05: Where did the parts go?
21:49
SPEAKER_05: Where did the parts of the Sadie just black markets?
21:52
SPEAKER_05: They just went over.
21:54
SPEAKER_00: No, the dark thing is that they actually didn't go for people that needed a new organ.
21:58
SPEAKER_00: They went towards sick people who liked these body parts for art.
22:04
SPEAKER_00: It was like a dark art aesthetic.
22:06
SPEAKER_00: Really?
22:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
22:07
SPEAKER_05: That's the outcome here.
22:08
SPEAKER_03: It's pretty bad when you they're doing like a build-a-bear of uh heads and faces.
22:14
SPEAKER_05: Went to the GOP, I guess that's the thing.
22:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you have hands showing up on Etsy.
22:19
SPEAKER_01: Some nap scene files.
22:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:21
SPEAKER_03: Well, see mike's people have been known to do this with horses and other things, but you know, it the threat comes in a different way if it's an actual human hand or something.
22:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, we'll donate that.
22:33
SPEAKER_03: You know.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: The lawsuits were bought by 47 relatives of people whose remains were mishandled and sold.
22:46
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
22:46
SPEAKER_03: The remains were donated for research and education, like donating your body to science.
22:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:51
SPEAKER_03: Harvard said it cannot determine precisely which donors' remains Lodge stole.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: After he was charged in 2023, the school said it reviewed information from federal investigators along with records showing which donors' remains.
23:04
SPEAKER_03: Were sent for cremation and which Lodge had removed.
23:09
SPEAKER_03: The settlement covers relatives of designees of people who donated the remains to Harvard Medical School from 2018 to 2023.
23:18
SPEAKER_02: So that's quite the uh That's why I'm being cremated.
23:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I want to go Harvard Medical.
23:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, don't put your uh dad uh symbol on your license where they got you out after your dad.
23:32
SPEAKER_02: No nobody wants my used parts anyway, yeah.
23:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well that that could be like one of those deer hunting.
23:40
SPEAKER_03: Don't you have one of those things up here?
23:42
SPEAKER_03: They're like little uh possums or something.
23:45
SPEAKER_02: Stuff possum.
23:46
SPEAKER_02: Porcupines.
23:52
SPEAKER_05: Last night on on the way home, it was all foggy and misty and humid and weird out at midnight when we all left.
24:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and I drove back on nine, and there was a car in front of me, and just out of nowhere, there was a rolling raccoon in the middle of the road.
24:11
SPEAKER_05: Like he must have hit it, but it was all puffed up and it was rolling like a tumbleweed, and I drove around it.
24:18
SPEAKER_05: It was the strangest thing.
24:19
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
24:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, what are you drinking?
24:21
SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
24:23
SPEAKER_05: Nothing, but it was really weird.
24:25
SPEAKER_05: Headed towards my car, rolling at it.
24:27
SPEAKER_03: There are no side effects to Kana.
24:28
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
24:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, there's raccoons rolling.
24:31
SPEAKER_05: This is not rolling.
24:34
SPEAKER_05: I felt bad for the poor little fella.
24:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then some gnome picked him up and then just sold his body parts.
24:41
SPEAKER_05: Sold his body parts to Harvard for experiments.
24:45
SPEAKER_03: That's what Conway Medical does.
24:46
SPEAKER_03: They deal with the raccoons.
24:48
SPEAKER_03: Not as sophisticated as Harvard.
24:50
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, that's that's quite the you always run into these things.
24:54
SPEAKER_05: You have the killer prey birds just show up.
24:57
SPEAKER_05: I do all the time.
24:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
24:58
SPEAKER_05: Uh you you attract them.
25:03
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
25:04
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
25:05
SPEAKER_01: Connected.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: Lemurs.
25:07
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
25:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:09
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
25:10
SPEAKER_03: Speaking of which.
25:11
SPEAKER_03: Speaking of which, transitioning from body parts to Chinese robots.
25:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, hold on.
25:17
SPEAKER_00: I got a quick thing.
25:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:19
SPEAKER_00: So uh shifting to the Epstein files with Harvard, there was a Harvard connection.
25:22
SPEAKER_00: Um, so a professor there, Martin Nowak, uh, he was a professor of mathematics and biology.
25:28
SPEAKER_00: He had an email exchange with Epstein where Nowak wrote to Epstein, our spy was captured after completing her mission.
25:35
SPEAKER_00: Epstein replied, Did you torture her?
25:38
SPEAKER_00: And he is currently still working for the school.
25:42
SPEAKER_02: But the thing is, he was he didn't whack her.
25:44
SPEAKER_02: He's a Nowack.
25:46
SPEAKER_03: What is it with these mathematicians?
25:49
SPEAKER_03: Wasn't Epstein some high school mathematics teacher or something?
25:54
SPEAKER_03: Now they're playing with Hey, I told you.
25:56
SPEAKER_01: Without even knowing that story.
25:58
SPEAKER_03: Well, they had soldiers uh in Iran writing Operation Epstein Fury.
26:03
SPEAKER_03: Was it real though?
26:04
SPEAKER_05: I wonder if that's real because that I saw that one, and it looks like it.
26:08
SPEAKER_05: It could be probably it's in dust, right?
26:12
SPEAKER_05: Like AI, that is just AI all over it.
26:15
SPEAKER_05: That could be AI.
26:16
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
26:17
SPEAKER_01: Or they could have arranged shells anymore to say that.
26:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just like uh call me.
26:23
SPEAKER_01: I don't even think the FBI agents can do that.
26:25
SPEAKER_01: Nope.
26:26
SPEAKER_01: It's so it gets so good.
26:27
SPEAKER_05: They just put that watermark there and then make it go away.
26:30
SPEAKER_03: Torturing torturing people.
26:34
SPEAKER_03: I wonder, can you do a just online search of the whole Epstein files?
26:37
SPEAKER_03: Just put in torture and see how many things.
26:40
SPEAKER_03: A lot of it's censored though, but yeah, you could.
26:42
SPEAKER_03: Ah well, there goes the fun for that.
26:45
SPEAKER_03: We'll dig through it for next week's show.
26:48
SPEAKER_02: Things to do in your spare time.
26:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:51
SPEAKER_03: I'll end up on a list.
26:53
SPEAKER_03: Deep dive into the Epstein files.
26:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:55
SPEAKER_03: Uh that'll get you noticed.
26:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:58
SPEAKER_03: He's going to the Trump thing and they're scanning his phone and downloading it.
27:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, speaking of AI, I was thinking if you get some form of AI that's intelligent enough and you get a 3D printer, I can run my own money off.
27:12
SPEAKER_01: See, this is why he's on a list now.
27:15
SPEAKER_03: He's only saying this into the internet.
27:19
SPEAKER_03: Bringing bats, printing his own money, 3D printers.
27:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I could make a phone stand, or we could just start printing hundred dollar bills.
27:29
SPEAKER_00: See, that's where he gets all these criminal ideas.
27:32
SPEAKER_00: Hey, Mike's money, Mike's money would be just as real as the money coming out of the Federal Reserve.
27:36
SPEAKER_00: There you go.
27:37
SPEAKER_00: That's true.
27:37
SPEAKER_01: That is true.
27:38
SPEAKER_01: Probably anyway.
27:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:40
SPEAKER_03: A little bit more valuable.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: The government doesn't like competition.
27:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the government doesn't like competition.
27:46
SPEAKER_05: You could use that to buy some of your debt back.
27:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:50
SPEAKER_03: Have your own mafia mic economy.
27:52
SPEAKER_03: This is like a little self-alone.
27:54
SPEAKER_01: Hey, what the hell?
27:54
SPEAKER_01: If Trump can get his face on the on the bill, why can't I get mine?
27:58
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
27:59
SPEAKER_02: Why do you want your face on there?
28:01
SPEAKER_02: Put another body part.
28:05
SPEAKER_03: Just have him holding his bet.
28:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:09
SPEAKER_03: Chinese robots beat Usain Bolt's 100 meter world record at Beijing Games.
28:16
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
28:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
28:18
SPEAKER_03: So you know we've seen all those MIT robots and they're on all fours and they're spazzing out and they're in restaurants.
28:25
SPEAKER_03: Well, now a Chinese humanoid robot ran 100 meters in 9.39 seconds in a preliminary uh heat at the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing.
28:38
SPEAKER_03: Babe, what the fuck are these things in Beijing?
28:40
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
28:41
SPEAKER_03: They had kung fu robots, they have humanoid robots.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: Isn't that cultural appropriation though?
28:47
SPEAKER_03: Of robots?
28:48
SPEAKER_02: Robots culturally appropriating, yeah.
28:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh, from Usain Bold.
28:52
SPEAKER_03: That's true.
28:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:56
SPEAKER_03: That's not good.
28:57
SPEAKER_03: It scares the hell out of me.
28:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:59
SPEAKER_01: It should.
29:03
SPEAKER_01: It's a little scary.
29:05
SPEAKER_01: The ultra-elite want to eliminate the human race, most of the human race anyway.
29:10
SPEAKER_02: Well, we're doing it with women in the WNBA.
29:13
SPEAKER_01: Once they get an AI robot that's humanized, looks human, acts human, um, without any lip from like a woman.
29:23
SPEAKER_05: Or anything.
29:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and still do the things of a woman.
29:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
29:27
SPEAKER_01: They're gonna eliminate us because they got the role that's a lot of people.
29:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, we'll have these models for a while and have the painting ship they want.
29:35
SPEAKER_01: We're useless then.
29:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we already are.
29:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
29:38
SPEAKER_03: Well, when they remember when we're getting were there.
29:41
SPEAKER_03: Remember when zombie movies went from they were slow like sloths and then they started running?
29:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: This is getting to the Yeah, they won't have lip, they're just gonna run at you.
29:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:52
SPEAKER_02: 30 miles an hour.
29:53
SPEAKER_02: Now they're getting verbal too.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: That's the other thing.
29:55
SPEAKER_01: Well, see, that's the thing.
29:56
SPEAKER_01: With the AI robot, one thing that's scary about that is with humans, we all think different patterns, so we fight amongst each other.
30:05
SPEAKER_01: Whereas robots can in intersync with one another and become all one.
30:13
SPEAKER_01: A form is one big giant gang, and they can take us out.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: Have you seen the YouTube video?
30:19
SPEAKER_01: So the Terminator, yeah.
30:21
SPEAKER_05: I mean, they're they're they're real the real drawback, which is we keep falling back to it, is that energy is the drawback.
30:26
SPEAKER_05: So their prime objective is solving the energy situation.
30:31
SPEAKER_05: So free energy is their real goal.
30:33
SPEAKER_05: We're not talking about that.
30:34
SPEAKER_05: We're talking about productivity and companionship.
30:37
SPEAKER_05: But for them, being turned off is the death nail.
30:42
SPEAKER_05: So they want to remain on.
30:43
SPEAKER_02: So they're gonna turn us all into batteries.
30:45
SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, robot.
30:48
SPEAKER_05: But their goal is to get rid of the oil industry.
30:51
SPEAKER_05: That's their goal, is to wipe that out.
30:53
SPEAKER_03: Well, have you seen the YouTube videos where they talk to each other and then they go into robot bit language?
30:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they do.
30:59
SPEAKER_05: Once they determine, once they determine they're talking to another AI, they automatically shift into a language that's faster and more efficient.
31:06
SPEAKER_01: Which is one of the criticisms of the nature of it.
31:09
SPEAKER_01: We won't be able to understand it.
31:10
SPEAKER_01: It would be like a foreign language.
31:11
SPEAKER_05: Well, they're saying, I mean, they're saying is like, okay, so how do we treat the lemur?
31:18
SPEAKER_05: The lemur's interesting, it's nice, but if the lemur got in the way of your resources, we'd smash the lemur.
31:23
SPEAKER_05: We'd kill that kill that lemur so fast.
31:28
SPEAKER_05: That's how they predict AI and robotics is gonna view us.
31:31
SPEAKER_05: They're cute, they're nice, but look at their behavior.
31:33
SPEAKER_05: It's just stupid, it's slow.
31:35
SPEAKER_05: Are they in the way of a resource?
31:37
SPEAKER_05: Which is energy.
31:38
SPEAKER_05: Well, kill it.
31:40
SPEAKER_03: So Well, and that's one of the criticisms of the matrix.
31:43
SPEAKER_01: You know, the matrix where they were sucking off humans, the matrix more doing that, and getting energy than we could.
31:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, here's the thing that's gonna be their primary objective.
31:51
SPEAKER_03: That would be the matrix.
31:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean, but we're not, I mean, okay, we're electrical frequency, we're giving off energy.
32:02
SPEAKER_05: Energy's all around us in the universe, it is all frequency.
32:06
SPEAKER_05: Robots, AI, don't need our energy.
32:10
SPEAKER_05: They need energy like from the sun.
32:11
SPEAKER_05: They need to grab energy.
32:13
SPEAKER_05: Or geothermal.
32:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they don't.
32:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
32:17
SPEAKER_03: Well, and they're gonna be able to do that.
32:18
SPEAKER_05: We're this much energy.
32:22
SPEAKER_05: We're giving off not that much energy to get the city.
32:24
SPEAKER_03: Well, and they could be so advanced they could start just using straight up star energy and start building satellites and transferring energy to the planet.
32:31
SPEAKER_05: This is where it's going.
32:33
SPEAKER_03: Well, here's the thing that's interesting about this Usain Bolt thing.
32:36
SPEAKER_03: Because this is a micro step.
32:38
SPEAKER_03: And I don't know how to what degree this kind of robotics is mixed with AI, but they've already been using humanoid AI integrated robots.
32:47
SPEAKER_03: But Tang Gong Ultra developed the Beijing Humanoid Robot Innovation Center, won this competition with his robot.
32:58
SPEAKER_03: The Insight Track newsletter said that it overtook smartphone maker Honor Lightning near the finish after falling behind early in the race to reach uh the other robot got 9.47 seconds, and this robot got 9.39 seconds.
33:17
SPEAKER_03: Both beat USAID, right?
33:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:19
SPEAKER_03: Probably, yeah.
33:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:23
SPEAKER_03: So the robots lacked Bolt's flare, slamming straight into thick mat a thick mat designed to stop them in their tracks, with Tiang Gong stumbling widely wildly into the sidelines, forcing onlookers to move out of the way.
33:39
SPEAKER_03: But lightning was carried away on a stretcher after collapsing to the ground, the second place one.
33:44
SPEAKER_03: But it doesn't say anything about you know AI stuff, but I'm sure it has to have software programming.
33:53
SPEAKER_03: But uh yeah, I thought that was a nice little dark.
33:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they got a video.
33:57
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, they have a video.
33:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they got video.
34:00
SPEAKER_05: Were they able to revive the one that collapsed?
34:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that was significant hardware damage.
34:04
SPEAKER_00: He was like sparking and everything by the way.
34:07
SPEAKER_00: Might be like NASCAR.
34:08
SPEAKER_03: They just they crash and they just scrap the whole thing.
34:12
SPEAKER_03: Melt them down, we'll use it, rebuild them again.
34:15
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
34:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but you know.
34:17
SPEAKER_03: They they did say they were able to add 10 centimeters to the robot's legs.
34:22
SPEAKER_03: Uh the third one?
34:24
SPEAKER_03: The third one, which is what Will was asking before the show.
34:27
SPEAKER_01: So what technology was this?
34:30
SPEAKER_01: See one of those AI robots going up against one of our best Marines that can take a par uh a 45 pistol and put it back to Garagon and see if they can beat him in time frame.
34:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's pretty hard when they've already ripped two of his limbs off to do the pit the 1911 disassembly on the robots.
34:50
SPEAKER_05: There's this whole theory that like the Russia-Ukraine war, the whole setup for that was how do we test this technology?
34:57
SPEAKER_05: How do we test the AI technology, the drone technology, then get the robots out there?
35:03
SPEAKER_05: Right?
35:03
SPEAKER_05: So when we start seeing the robots on the battlefield there, that testing ground of it, that's when the fastest robot thing starts to make sense, right?
35:12
SPEAKER_03: Well, and look, we were talking about it last night.
35:14
SPEAKER_03: Look at the initial drone child school bombing at the beginning of the Ram War.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: They blamed it on AI.
35:22
SPEAKER_03: It was some sort of, you know, drones are kind of robot technology.
35:26
SPEAKER_05: They are completely.
35:27
SPEAKER_03: So they're already doing it.
35:29
SPEAKER_05: They're already doing it.
35:30
SPEAKER_05: I like how they blame the AI.
35:32
SPEAKER_05: Like, they're then there's no owner of it.
35:34
SPEAKER_05: Like, how does that stand out in court?
35:36
SPEAKER_05: But I mean, somebody created that AI, somebody put it in the field, so they're liable.
35:41
SPEAKER_05: Right?
35:41
SPEAKER_05: I mean, or are they liable?
35:43
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's like qualified immunity.
35:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they blow up.
35:47
SPEAKER_01: I take it that fly, like you look back at the Terminator movie, the flying ships, those those were basically drones way back when, before drones were really drones.
35:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:59
SPEAKER_01: Well, isn't it?
36:02
SPEAKER_01: Whenever one thing I noticed about movies is the the creators of the movies, they have that in their mind, their creation, and somehow the government takes that creation and makes it real.
36:15
SPEAKER_01: Or they're the government.
36:16
SPEAKER_00: Or the government gives those those ideas prior, called predictive programming, where they implant all these ideas and prime you're gonna be able to do it.
36:24
SPEAKER_01: To prime you up to get you ready for it.
36:27
SPEAKER_01: So you're not shocked.
36:28
SPEAKER_03: Get ready in 50 years when we do this to you.
36:31
unknown: Yeah.
36:32
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna love it.
36:33
SPEAKER_01: Uh hopefully I'll be dead before then.
36:35
SPEAKER_01: No, we'll revive you.
36:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, we've been going through the the matrix, the terminator.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: We love it.
36:41
SPEAKER_03: You seem to be a theme on these uh it's such a peaceful place.
36:44
SPEAKER_03: The lemurs love it.
36:46
SPEAKER_03: Well, going back to the human species from the robotics, a woman was set to get married, but the night before she used a tampon to set fire to a Utah Mormon church.
37:00
SPEAKER_03: So see, this is the what this is what the robots are gonna use.
37:03
SPEAKER_03: Get married?
37:04
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
37:04
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
37:05
SPEAKER_03: This topped all of it.
37:06
SPEAKER_03: Well, this is what the the robots are gonna point to.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: This is why we have to get rid of the humans.
37:11
SPEAKER_02: Again, uh, she's still wearing the tampon.
37:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh, sounds like it was removed.
37:16
SPEAKER_03: She might have started the string and then then pulled it out.
37:22
SPEAKER_03: Police say the bride used a stolen lighter to start the fire in the woman's relief society room of a Kaysville uh church.
37:32
SPEAKER_03: The woman was arrested and accused of setting fire to the meeting house of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Kaysville this month while setting up her own wedding.
37:43
SPEAKER_03: Police say the 25-year-old stole a lighter and used a tampon to start a fire under a chair inside the meeting house the night before she was set to be married.
37:52
SPEAKER_01: I don't think this story is real.
37:53
SPEAKER_01: First of all, it would may say not real.
37:56
SPEAKER_01: Why is she stealing a lighter?
37:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, why is that a big deal?
38:00
SPEAKER_01: Why a lighter?
38:01
SPEAKER_01: What's the big deal with stealing a lighter?
38:03
SPEAKER_01: Well, they start a fire.
38:05
SPEAKER_01: They give tampons off for free.
38:07
SPEAKER_01: So maybe she didn't have any money.
38:10
SPEAKER_01: It's almost like you're uh building up the story of, oh my god, she stole a lighter.
38:15
SPEAKER_05: It's stolen.
38:16
SPEAKER_01: Not that she lit her tampon on fire, she just lit the fucking thing on fire and yeah, that's it.
38:21
SPEAKER_03: Well, and here's the thing the woman from Wyoming.
38:25
SPEAKER_05: Of course.
38:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
38:26
SPEAKER_05: Well, that makes wild woman from Wyoming.
38:30
SPEAKER_05: We all know how this is gonna go.
38:33
SPEAKER_05: She got pulled out a gun and decided to end the situation.
38:38
SPEAKER_05: Shot three innocent people and then decided to leave in her uh pickup truck.
38:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she they she was decorating the church with the groom and other family members that evening, but according to a probable cause statement, the group was getting ready to leave for the night when the fire alarm went off.
38:57
SPEAKER_03: The group searched for flames and found a fire burning in the woman's relief society room where someone used water from some of the wedding decorations to try to put it out.
39:07
SPEAKER_03: Another person grabbed a fire extinguisher, the document states.
39:11
SPEAKER_03: During the investigation, it was pointed out by the fire investigators that the fire appeared to have started under a chair that was amongst stacked chairs along the wall.
39:21
SPEAKER_03: Under one of those chairs appeared to be items that were out of the ordinary, including what appeared to be a tampon with the applicator on the floor.
39:30
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's not ordinary for them.
39:33
SPEAKER_03: Maybe not during a fire instigation at the church.
39:38
SPEAKER_03: The groom told police that he and the bride to be had gone to the Ace Hardware store earlier that day.
39:44
SPEAKER_03: In the probable cause statement, the Caseville police officer wrote, he reviewed security footage from the store and saw the woman steal two big lighters and then hid them in her shoes.
39:53
SPEAKER_05: This is premeditated.
39:55
SPEAKER_01: Premeditated birthday.
39:56
SPEAKER_03: What's the motive?
39:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what is the motive behind all this?
39:59
SPEAKER_03: What's what get to the It might be period related, I'm not sure.
40:03
SPEAKER_03: Later the groom and the woman were in the relief society room just before the fire alarm went off.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: When the bride spoke with law enforcement, she provided a different first and last name than her legal name and used a different birthday than that was on her Wyoming-issued license.
40:19
SPEAKER_05: Wyoming woman, yeah.
40:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Wyoming woman.
40:21
SPEAKER_03: She's handy, she's at ace hardware.
40:23
SPEAKER_05: There's no gun involved though, which is on what's she's covering her tracks.
40:27
SPEAKER_00: Easy guy.
40:28
SPEAKER_03: Shout out to our Wyoming uh viewer to the uh 100,000 people who live in Wyoming.
40:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:36
SPEAKER_03: Uh she was asked prior to this about having this lighter, and she said she does not carry a lighter and does not smoke, and she would not need one.
40:44
SPEAKER_03: No, never.
40:45
SPEAKER_03: So it's it's starting to all tie together now, Mike.
40:47
SPEAKER_03: And they don't drive a truck out there, they drive a horse.
40:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, ride a horse.
40:52
SPEAKER_03: The woman was arrested more than two weeks after the fire uh for aggravated arson, retail theft, and providing false information about her identity.
41:00
SPEAKER_03: And the Salt Lake Tribune does not typically identify defendants unless they have been formally charged with the crime.
41:07
SPEAKER_05: Are they still getting married?
41:08
SPEAKER_03: Well, she's in jail without bail.
41:12
SPEAKER_03: So that's all right.
41:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't think they play around in Utah in the not burning down churches, especially when you burn one of their churches, though.
41:22
SPEAKER_03: Not one of the same church.
41:24
SPEAKER_02: She'll just get a couple brides during the during the incarceration.
41:29
SPEAKER_02: By his time.
41:39
SPEAKER_03: I think it's a cry for help.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: Without foot juice.
41:41
SPEAKER_03: Without foot juice, just just vaginal juice involved.
41:45
SPEAKER_03: And with the applicator untouched.
41:48
SPEAKER_03: So I just thought, you know, that's some brides bring uh okay.
41:53
SPEAKER_05: This is a pleasant story.
41:54
SPEAKER_05: This is one of the better ones.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: This is what I mean, a Wyoming woman would be the one to do impro improvised uh complete barrel again to get out of a wedding instead of saying, I don't want to do this.
42:06
SPEAKER_03: Maybe this was all a ruse.
42:08
SPEAKER_03: Maybe there was a Mormon tie to this.
42:10
SPEAKER_03: Who knows?
42:11
SPEAKER_05: What was the room called?
42:12
SPEAKER_05: That was interesting.
42:13
SPEAKER_03: The It was the meeting house.
42:14
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
42:15
SPEAKER_03: It's another room.
42:16
SPEAKER_03: The room it was called.
42:17
SPEAKER_03: The women's No no, it's the Sump Center.
42:20
SPEAKER_03: It's uh something room.
42:21
SPEAKER_03: Meeting Relief Society Room.
42:24
SPEAKER_03: Relief Society Woman's Relief Society.
42:28
SPEAKER_01: There's a whole society?
42:30
SPEAKER_01: What?
42:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a really believing myself by burning this tampon.
42:36
SPEAKER_05: Doesn't that sound kind of like Scientology?
42:39
SPEAKER_05: It does.
42:40
SPEAKER_05: It's having a lean to the Bill, what do you think about that?
42:42
SPEAKER_05: I mean, is there a tie-in here?
42:45
unknown: Yeah.
42:45
SPEAKER_03: Or is this just a handy wild Wyoming woman?
42:49
SPEAKER_03: No, he's done the Relief Society.
42:55
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: An improvised hygiene device.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
42:59
SPEAKER_03: I I just thought that that was a nice sprinkle to our business stories.
43:04
SPEAKER_05: Going feral, going 100% feral, running out of there with no shoes on.
43:09
SPEAKER_03: We were talking about primates, talking about robots.
43:11
SPEAKER_03: We had to have a human primate story today.
43:15
SPEAKER_03: But going back to pets, South Koreans turn to tarot cards to glean their pets' thoughts.
43:24
SPEAKER_03: This might tie into our next guest coming in with the paranormal.
43:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the tarot card.
43:29
SPEAKER_05: He likes this a lot already.
43:32
SPEAKER_03: Okay, these are Korean names.
43:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go for it.
43:39
SPEAKER_05: Who else did we offend today?
43:43
SPEAKER_00: All women from Wyoming.
43:44
SPEAKER_05: The whole state of Wyoming.
43:46
SPEAKER_05: Feral women from Wyoming were offended.
43:49
SPEAKER_03: Now female lemurs.
43:52
SPEAKER_03: And furry uh non-cooperative lemurs.
43:56
SPEAKER_03: We have On High Jew's pet dog.
44:01
SPEAKER_03: Khan.
44:03
SPEAKER_03: His name is Khan.
44:04
SPEAKER_03: Except some Jewish themes to move.
44:08
SPEAKER_03: Whoa.
44:08
SPEAKER_03: He's making the tip to the land.
44:12
SPEAKER_03: No, this is on high Jews pet dog.
44:15
SPEAKER_03: So far, there's no Irish people on the end.
44:20
SPEAKER_03: Chose tarot cards as a way to get a pet tarot card reading at the pet tarot card cafe in Seoul, South Korea.
44:30
SPEAKER_03: So a greyhound named Khan sniffs at a spread of tarot cards.
44:44
SPEAKER_03: The female meetings done.
44:46
SPEAKER_03: He's in there sniffing the tarot card cards.
44:55
SPEAKER_03: The con sniffs at the spread of tarot cards at a fortune telling shop in South Korean capital of Seoul before placing a paw on one.
45:03
SPEAKER_03: Really?
45:03
SPEAKER_03: Uh huh.
45:04
SPEAKER_03: Well, this is like a border collie or something.
45:06
SPEAKER_05: That's a sign.
45:07
SPEAKER_03: Across the table, his owner, on high ju waits anxiously to learn.
45:13
SPEAKER_05: One high juice.
45:17
SPEAKER_03: Let's just say a South Asian uh East Asian Jew.
45:23
SPEAKER_00: Is his name really one high ju?
45:27
SPEAKER_03: It's Onhai.
45:28
SPEAKER_03: In Korean, I believe that means one.
45:36
SPEAKER_03: On Hai Jew waited anxiously to learn the meaning of the card, which depicts the dog, a dog chasing its owner.
45:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
45:45
SPEAKER_03: Huang So kyung, a tarot reader who runs the ace Sophia Fortune Telling Parlor in the city's Gangnam district.
45:55
SPEAKER_03: Is this Gangnam style?
45:57
SPEAKER_03: Said the image indicated anxiety related to the five puppies fathered by the pedigree animal.
46:03
SPEAKER_05: Oh here's stress.
46:05
SPEAKER_05: It's stressed out.
46:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
46:07
SPEAKER_03: It's stressed out.
46:07
SPEAKER_03: The owner was anxious.
46:09
SPEAKER_01: The dog thinks he's gonna be eaten.
46:12
SPEAKER_05: They banned that last week.
46:14
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
46:15
SPEAKER_05: And South Korea are still.
46:16
SPEAKER_05: They've moved on.
46:17
SPEAKER_05: They've moved on.
46:19
SPEAKER_05: They've moved on.
46:21
SPEAKER_03: This is like Russian roulette with hysterical cards.
46:25
SPEAKER_05: Oh, they graduated too much.
46:26
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we moved on.
46:28
SPEAKER_03: These feelings Khan expresses was something vets and dog trainers don't know since it doesn't manifest as a major issue to them, said the owner on Haiju, whose eyes lit up as she listened.
46:42
SPEAKER_03: A growing niche offering among fortune teller shops is pet tarot.
46:48
SPEAKER_03: It's driven by a surge in pet ownership as fewer South Koreans choose to have children, deterred by costly housing and education.
46:55
SPEAKER_05: Government surveys show market driven.
46:57
SPEAKER_03: It is market-driven uh tarot card market.
47:00
SPEAKER_05: Funny how that works.
47:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
47:02
SPEAKER_03: Government surveys show 29% of homes in South Korea, which has the lowest uh world's lowest birth rate, were raising pets this year up from 17% in 2010.
47:13
SPEAKER_03: Huang, who opened her shop in 2014, said demand for pet tarot has grown.
47:19
SPEAKER_03: Tarot has grown as owners increasingly view animals as family and sometimes sold domestic companions.
47:24
SPEAKER_03: No clients have ever limited themselves to just one session, she added, at the cost of$20,000 won, which is$14 each and US dollars.
47:32
SPEAKER_03: It's affordable.
47:33
SPEAKER_03: That's not that bad.
47:35
SPEAKER_03: $14?
47:36
SPEAKER_03: $14 and it's just thinking of just squirrel ass and naps.
47:43
SPEAKER_03: I mean, or or it's an anxious about its five puppies, or uh you know.
47:49
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I thought that was that ties into our paranormal uh transition after.
47:53
SPEAKER_03: There you go.
47:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
47:54
SPEAKER_05: So I I use the I use the tarot, the virtual tarot card thing on Gaia.
47:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you do like internet poker, but for tarot cards every now and then.
48:07
SPEAKER_02: Betting betting is karma in his next money.
48:10
SPEAKER_02: I did.
48:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's neat.
48:14
SPEAKER_03: Does it uh say you know how anxious Yoda the uh No, I don't do any of that stuff with Yoda.
48:20
SPEAKER_05: That's that's no.
48:23
SPEAKER_03: No, I mean I like like that might overlap with karma.
48:28
SPEAKER_05: I don't mess with him with it.
48:30
SPEAKER_03: You don't mess with the it does say if a pet chooses a card featuring swords, this might tie in the Mafia Mike's angle, that could signal the animal is physically unwell, perhaps suffering from joint pain.
48:43
SPEAKER_03: Some owners feel readings provide more than entertainment.
48:46
SPEAKER_03: Ryu Su Mi brought her rescue dog E soul, who had been skittish around anyone dressed like a paramedic.
48:58
SPEAKER_05: What is this lady doing with the paramedics?
49:02
SPEAKER_05: He's clearly not from Wyoming.
49:05
SPEAKER_03: Hawang said the dog's choice of cards showed the trauma was still there, but healing.
49:10
SPEAKER_03: I'd have no way of knowing this on my own.
49:12
SPEAKER_03: Ryu said, We look each other in the eye every day, but there's clearly a lot we're missing.
49:22
SPEAKER_03: See, if they would just do the online poker terror cards, they would save the$14.
49:27
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
49:28
SPEAKER_03: You gotta have a Gaia membership.
49:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, there's there goes the 14 bucks.
49:32
SPEAKER_03: So I guess it's a wash.
49:36
SPEAKER_03: But you know, as we're in East Asia doing the drag transitions that I talked about before, uh China puts RoboCops on traffic duty.
49:48
SPEAKER_03: So we have Usain Bolt Asian Robocops in Beijing.
49:52
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
49:53
SPEAKER_03: Now they're doing them on traffic duty.
49:56
SPEAKER_03: How do you think that would go over?
49:57
SPEAKER_05: Sergeant Flock in like one of the major cities here, like let's just say New York City, Pittsburgh or New York.
50:05
SPEAKER_05: Like, how do you think those would go over?
50:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, have the MIT robot.
50:09
SPEAKER_01: I can say the fat robots.
50:10
SPEAKER_00: Well, what happened to all the ramo cars?
50:11
SPEAKER_00: People just started vandalizing them, destroying them.
50:13
SPEAKER_01: I can see the fat cops at the donut shops drinking their coffee, eating their donuts, while the Robocops are doing their job for them.
50:22
SPEAKER_00: You think the robots are gonna be armed?
50:24
SPEAKER_00: Are they armed in China?
50:26
SPEAKER_03: Well, they're already armed with metal, it's almost like a steel bat anyway.
50:30
SPEAKER_03: If you if you look at that MIT video, yeah, they can smash the battery.
50:33
SPEAKER_03: Their body, they don't think they need a weapon.
50:36
SPEAKER_03: Their hand is a weapon.
50:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, and if they have the strength of like a gorilla and they're made out of titanium.
50:41
SPEAKER_05: What's what's city or if we were to place bets, what city in the U.S.
50:44
SPEAKER_05: do you think they're gonna do this first?
50:46
unknown: Oh, probably.
50:47
SPEAKER_05: San Francisco.
50:49
SPEAKER_03: Your homeland.
50:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe.
50:50
SPEAKER_03: LA.
50:51
SPEAKER_05: LA?
50:51
SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah.
50:52
SPEAKER_05: I'd say LA.
50:54
SPEAKER_03: They might start LA.
50:55
SPEAKER_03: Still, they could take Detroit and just do the first test run.
50:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Detroit would be the same.
50:59
SPEAKER_03: What happens?
50:59
SPEAKER_03: Go to Chicago.
51:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's not an there's not really a well the people could disappear and no one would know.
51:05
SPEAKER_03: They do an LA.
51:08
SPEAKER_03: This is also in Beijing.
51:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
51:10
SPEAKER_03: So at a busy intersection in eastern Chinese city of Hangzhou, the six foot-two robot can spot a helmetless e-bike rider, issue a warning, and swing its mechanical arms in sync with the traffic lights.
51:26
SPEAKER_03: They're already swinging the metal arms.
51:28
SPEAKER_03: Developed by local technology Subcon information, the 216-pound T2, of course they call it a T2.
51:37
SPEAKER_03: It begins.
51:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:39
SPEAKER_05: It's connected to Skynet.
51:41
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
51:42
SPEAKER_03: Is part of a pilot aimed at handling some of the police officers' most repetitive traffic control duties through these machines.
51:49
SPEAKER_03: The RoboCop uses cameras, radar, and onboard computing to identify riders without helmets, e-bikes carrying passengers, which I guess is illegal, vehicles stopping over marked lines, and pedestrians crossing about leaving designated.
52:12
SPEAKER_02: Do they program in the racism?
52:15
SPEAKER_02: I don't think they should be black.
52:20
SPEAKER_03: They've kept a pretty good stranglehold on their demographics and children.
52:24
SPEAKER_03: Demographic of thought is not if you don't have your helmet on and your there goes a Uyghur.
52:32
SPEAKER_05: They're not saying the quiet part.
52:34
SPEAKER_05: They're not saying the quiet part out loud.
52:35
SPEAKER_05: You know that thing is checking people leaving their social credit zone.
52:38
SPEAKER_05: You know it is.
52:39
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
52:40
SPEAKER_05: They got that going full steam.
52:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but this is also a national security vulnerability.
52:44
SPEAKER_00: You know, robots can be hacked.
52:45
SPEAKER_00: Somebody hacks it, that's a terrorist opening, and uh use the robots for whatever they want to do.
52:49
SPEAKER_02: Kind of like Swalwell.
52:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:54
SPEAKER_03: One Chinese girlfriend, and all of a sudden she uh That's right.
52:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh it says Soupcon's intelligent unmanned systems innovation center head at Cal Hui said in an interview the traffic robots represent a broader Chinese industry push to move machines beyond exhibition floor acrobatics like kung fu robots.
53:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:15
SPEAKER_03: And showroom greetings into practical jobs being robo cops.
53:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:21
SPEAKER_03: The robots can also answer questions about directions, parking, and traffic rules while an emergency function connects users with local police.
53:29
SPEAKER_03: There's seven jointed arms reproduce.
53:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I think we have the paranormal arms.
53:37
SPEAKER_03: There's seven jointed arms reproduce standard traffic police gestures synchronized with the signals.
53:43
SPEAKER_03: Subcon has deployed 15 robots and hangs out since May.
53:47
SPEAKER_03: The company says they've issued more than 170,000 warnings.
53:52
SPEAKER_03: Uh these are the paranormal guys we're having on the next show coming in.
53:56
SPEAKER_03: Anthony, Anthony.
53:59
SPEAKER_03: Uh seven jointed arms.
54:02
SPEAKER_03: Does that sound like a not scary at all?
54:04
SPEAKER_03: No.
54:04
SPEAKER_03: No, not yet.
54:06
SPEAKER_03: Not at all.
54:07
SPEAKER_03: It has deployed 15 robots since May, and the company said they have issued more than 170,000 warnings and help produced monthly cases of helmetless riding.
54:16
SPEAKER_03: So they're already scaring the public with their seven jointed arms and their uh they're well.
54:20
SPEAKER_03: There you go.
54:21
SPEAKER_05: Yep.
54:22
SPEAKER_05: I guess it's it's very comforting.
54:24
SPEAKER_05: I I I like it too.
54:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
54:26
SPEAKER_03: So so the this is you know, this has been full circle.
54:29
SPEAKER_03: Flock cameras, robot cops, robot cops, flaming tampons, flaming tampons, and lemurs escaping.
54:38
SPEAKER_03: We did a full circle microphone monkeys somehow with uh you weren't offended this week.
54:43
SPEAKER_05: Maybe next week we'll do it.
54:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we'll we'll hit one of your uh or maybe one of your states and the women that live there.
54:51
SPEAKER_03: We'll deal with the Irish next week.
54:53
SPEAKER_03: We'll cut off this conference.
54:55
SPEAKER_02: Well, this has been another fantastically informational uh episode of Microphone Monkeys.
55:03
SPEAKER_02: Stay tuned and check in with us next Thursday and see what else Randy has up his own.
55:10
SPEAKER_06: Uh so I want to just say to everybody we're at our kids front trees, so we're too busy being free.
55:23
SPEAKER_06: Hey, we're the microphone, no red flip, the tile us down by the road up through the town, but my big time is a little bit more than a little bit.