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Phone Tap: Brain Booster Side Effect · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You've seen those ads for mind sharpening vitamins. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm supposed to help you think like three hundred
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  Speaker 1: percent better. Yeah, I'm well, I think it's Yeah. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not taking him, so I'm not good at the thinking stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well.
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  Speaker 1: A woman emailed us saying her husband has been taking
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  Speaker 1: them for the past month and he feels like they're working.
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  Speaker 1: He's getting smarter by the day. She thinks it's just
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  Speaker 1: a waste of money. Yeah, and that's why she wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to call him from the brain boost company to
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  Speaker 1: let him know, you keep taking these, there's good things
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  Speaker 1: that will happen to you, and also maybe some weird
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  Speaker 1: stuff in your phone's app right now. Hello, Hi, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking for Tom. I'm calling from the brain Booster supplement
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  Speaker 1: customer support line. My name's Clay Oven.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hi, Hi Tom.
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  Speaker 1: We received a message that said you didn't receive your
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  Speaker 1: latest order from us, and just wanted to check up
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  Speaker 1: on that real quick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I put in that request, but it's actually all
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  Speaker 2: worked out. My next door neighbor accidentally got the supplements.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so I got it all good.
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  Speaker 1: Wait he didn't take them, did he? No, No, he's
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  Speaker 1: not going to be smarter than you. Yeah right, okay, well, hey,
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  Speaker 1: that's great news that you're able to recover it. But
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  Speaker 1: while I have you on the phone, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to see if the brain boost is working for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I am. I really like just how they
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  Speaker 2: make me feel a little more, a little sharper.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's surprising. So you're not experiencing any cognitive side effects.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean I didn't know that that was
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  Speaker 2: like a possibility.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's nothing, really, Like a few people have reported
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  Speaker 1: that they can smell color now, and I'm not just
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  Speaker 1: talking food. I'm talking like inanimate objects like, uh, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, I can't think name name something yellow that's
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  Speaker 1: not a food.
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  Speaker 2: Like a pencil.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yes, thank you. Oh my god. That brain
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  Speaker 1: boost is really working for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean I told you I'm feeling sharper.
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  Speaker 1: Now it shows anyway, So back to what I was saying.
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  Speaker 1: Some people are reporting smelling colors as a side effect.
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  Speaker 1: Others tend to experience having a random British accent in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. You're not getting that.
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  Speaker 2: People are saying that, and yeah, it's only happening in
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  Speaker 2: the morning, like they're.
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  Speaker 1: They're at ten am. The accent cuts off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I have a small price to pay for
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  Speaker 1: cognitive boost, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Also, I will say a few others find themselves starting
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  Speaker 1: tasks that they didn't mean to start, like folding a
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  Speaker 1: neighbor's laundry.
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  Speaker 2: People are folding their neighbor's laundry because of that I'm taking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's correct. I don't know if it's linked. But
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  Speaker 1: these are just some of the things I'm hearing on
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  Speaker 1: the customer service line. So uh uh, can I ask
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  Speaker 1: how long have you been taking it?
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  Speaker 2: So far? Only a month?
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  Speaker 1: This is really concerning, Okay, okay, maybe that's why because
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  Speaker 1: at the two month mark, that's when you start to
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  Speaker 1: remember things that never happened. Oh my, so are you
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  Speaker 1: remembering things from the eighteen hundreds?
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  Speaker 2: No? What from the eighteen hundreds? No, I'm right, not sorry,
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  Speaker 2: remembering anything.
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  Speaker 1: Because it hasn't kicked in for you yet.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, It's okay, this is unbelievable. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: I want this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, you will, because around the three month mark,
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  Speaker 1: your brain boost supplement will be so powerful you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: start remembering other people's dreams.
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  Speaker 2: What how will that even work.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's say they tell them to you, then you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna remember them.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, someone tells me something like that, I would
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  Speaker 2: remember it, but but I thought it was like something weird.
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  Speaker 1: I see what's happening, mister, I'm smarter than you. Thinks
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  Speaker 1: he knows everything. Now, why listen, I just flawning Your
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  Speaker 1: big supplement enhanced brain make me feel bad about my normal,
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  Speaker 1: non supplement brain.
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  Speaker 2: How I don't even know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: It means once you hit the six month mark, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be smarter than ninety nine percent of the public.
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  Speaker 1: So you need to harness this gift and educate all
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  Speaker 1: of the dummies out there. What no fact check them
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  Speaker 1: when they say stupid stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go around just correcting strangers. Why would
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  Speaker 2: I do that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, with great power comes great responsibility.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't sign up for any of this. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want any.
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  Speaker 1: Of this, and neither did Captain America. But now everybody
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  Speaker 1: looks up to him.
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  Speaker 2: That's a movie, that's a superhero, that's like a comic book.
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  Speaker 2: That's not real. That's the difference, right.
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  Speaker 1: And this isn't a real call. It's a prank on
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  Speaker 1: the Radio Wall, So it's kind of the same. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because you're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, your wife,
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  Speaker 1: Deanres set you up for her phones out dude, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god? What is She emailed us. She says that
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  Speaker 1: she thinks you you are kind of wasting your money
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  Speaker 1: on this brain boost supplement thing, and she wanted us
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you.
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  Speaker 2: God, I was freaking out. I was worried I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna be doing all this like weird stuff if I
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  Speaker 2: kept taking this thing.
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  Speaker 1: I was freaking out too. When you said pencil, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you thought that quickly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you really made me feel smarter, you
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  Speaker 2: mean more smarter? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Week up every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning