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Phone Tap: Matchmaking My Mom · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Hundred do you y away Today?
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  Speaker 3: We call a teacher who hasn't told anyone yet that
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  Speaker 3: she secretly started dating a fellow teacher at her school.
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  Speaker 3: The only person that she thinks knows is her sister,
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  Speaker 3: who she's confided about it in. And the only person
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  Speaker 3: her sister has confided in its me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm going to Buster with this information.
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  Speaker 2: Oh secret phone tab right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, is this Janet?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Hi Janet, this is Stephen Sakowski. You don't know me,
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  Speaker 2: but I went into students and mister Simon's. Oh sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I just had my braces tightened.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, no one, Stephen, this hurts. Oh what can I
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  Speaker 4: help you with?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 2: And come to my attention that you and mister Simon
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  Speaker 2: are romantic getting involved? Is that true?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know where you got that information, but that's
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  Speaker 4: not appropriate to.
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  Speaker 2: Usk is none of your game business where I got
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  Speaker 2: the information? Lady, excuse me, no, excuse me, young man,
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  Speaker 2: excuse me.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, you don't call a teacher and speak that way.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know how you got my phone number.
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  Speaker 2: You're never gonna know what is this called about. The
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  Speaker 2: reason why I'm calling is because even though mister Simon
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know it yet, like he's going to totally be
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  Speaker 2: in love with my mom. Oh so pound saying.
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  Speaker 4: Lady Stephen, my entire call is inappropriate. I'd like to
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  Speaker 4: know your parents' names right now, and if they're nearby,
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  Speaker 4: I would like to speak with them right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you'd like to talk to my mom and
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  Speaker 2: block huh, that's your hook strategy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm letting you know right now.
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  Speaker 2: Guess what I'm going to be by miss much soon,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm going to be a man.
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  Speaker 4: Stephen, Stephen, you are far from a man. You are
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  Speaker 4: a child. You are speaking with an authority figure. I
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  Speaker 4: am your teacher, and i'd like to speak with your
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  Speaker 4: mother right now. Please.
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  Speaker 2: No, you want to make this a love triangle, but
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so. Mister Simon's not going to be
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  Speaker 2: meeting your services anymore. You not sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I am going to mister Simon myself and we are.
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  Speaker 2: Going Yeah you are. You can say it's over.
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  Speaker 4: Action, and actually I will take this to the principle.
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  Speaker 2: Oh like, I haven't been to the princess office before.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I had in my first kiss. What did
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  Speaker 2: you just say, Yeah, I've kissed a girl. I think
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  Speaker 2: you thought I was a virgin, young man.
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  Speaker 4: I think you better think about what you're trying to
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  Speaker 4: do here.
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  Speaker 2: You know what you need to think about is I'm
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  Speaker 2: a white belt lady.
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  Speaker 4: Oh late, wow belt lady.
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  Speaker 2: Wow yeah, white belt with yellow stripes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, now I'm really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it means I'm almost full blown yellow belt. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. Oh I'm so glad I'm nowhere near you because.
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  Speaker 2: That's here you're scared. Huh seven.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're trying to tell me with
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  Speaker 4: this whole belt business.
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  Speaker 2: Does that mean I'm trying to tell you one day
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna park your car in the school parking lot
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  Speaker 2: and then whammo, out from a tree. I'm gonna land
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  Speaker 2: on your roof like a ninja cat. I'm gonna shit
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  Speaker 2: your kicking aside from mirror.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy, young man, do you know how much trouble
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  Speaker 4: you're in for making this call.
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  Speaker 2: You're one that's in trouble, all right. Do you realize
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  Speaker 2: what a smoking hot catch my mom is.
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  Speaker 4: Get off the phone.
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  Speaker 2: She could have done playboy if she wanted to, but
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  Speaker 2: she didn't feel like it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know where you're getting all this information. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: you know's going to hear about this. You're in his class? Wow,
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  Speaker 4: did you hear about this? How is that gonna go
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  Speaker 4: for you?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what you just did? D' an adult?
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  Speaker 2: You didn't know better than to bullying? Innocent child, holy child?
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  Speaker 4: When you're harassing me, You call a teacher and you're harassing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm only harassing you because your sister kid told me
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  Speaker 2: to what you talk?
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  Speaker 4: How do you know my sister?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're hit your hit you up for a prank
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  Speaker 2: phone call on radio?
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  Speaker 4: B X, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about I'm not really a teenager. My name
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  Speaker 3: is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning. This is a phone tap, Janet, Oh, my
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  Speaker 3: kay is the one who set you up?
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  Speaker 2: Hey?
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  Speaker 4: Set me up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Why why she said that you have a new boyfriend
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  Speaker 3: who works at the school, and you weren't sure what
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  Speaker 3: people would say if they found out about it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I can't even believe.
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  Speaker 2: You found it so scared by the way, Dobbins, please
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  Speaker 2: stop that.
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  Speaker 4: Boy.
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  Speaker 2: You better watch the trees. Oh no, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 2: calibunga right on top of your.
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  Speaker 4: No with your yellow straight belt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it means I'm dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could tell you are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
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