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Phone Tap: Psychic Samuel · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for your
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  Speaker 1: prank call. And today, we reach out to a woman
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  Speaker 1: who's currently on the hunt. Not for a new house
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  Speaker 1: or a new lover, but for a new psychic. Apparently,
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  Speaker 1: her last one isn't working out, and that's why a
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  Speaker 1: friend recommended a new expert to read her future. His
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  Speaker 1: name is Psychic Sam. I predict that he is actually me.
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  Speaker 1: Doing a prank on her.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe. Let's find out if
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  Speaker 1: my prediction's right in your phone tap right now. Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Greetings. Is Olivia there?
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  Speaker 3: This is Olivia. Who's calling, please?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Olivia. My name is Samuel. You might know me
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  Speaker 1: as Psychic Samuel.
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  Speaker 3: Um, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I don't... You probably didn't know that I was
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  Speaker 1: going to call, but I did. Oh. Because, well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a psychic.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you knew you were going to call, and
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  Speaker 2: that's a psychic thing.
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  Speaker 1: Enough about me. I heard from your friend Christina that
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  Speaker 1: you recently had issues with your last psychic.
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  Speaker 2: Um, yeah, I had been going to this psychic for quite.
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  Speaker 3: A while and she was always really good. And I
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  Speaker 3: just felt like in the last few readings, she was
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  Speaker 3: just saying things that she already knew.
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  Speaker 1: I know we're not doing an actual reading right now,
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  Speaker 1: but I am picking up something. Would you mind if
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  Speaker 1: I shared it with you? Of course, please. I'm picking up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picking up that you are. frustrated um okay am
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  Speaker 1: i am.
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  Speaker 3: I close on that i mean can you be more
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  Speaker 3: specific maybe absolutely hold on a second you realign.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picking up that you believe someone has deceived you
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  Speaker 1: in the recent past.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Do you mean the psychic I literally just told you about?
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  Speaker 1: Could be. Okay. So you had a psychic.
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  Speaker 3: I just told you that.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway. Okay. I'm sorry to interrupt with my readings. I
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  Speaker 1: really have no control over them, although that one was
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  Speaker 1: extremely accurate. Please go on. Go ahead. Tell me more
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  Speaker 1: about your frustrations.
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  Speaker 2: In a psychic, I'm looking for someone who I can trust.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm looking for something that's a little bit more concrete,
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  Speaker 3: not just something that anybody could make up that's a generalization.
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  Speaker 3: Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. Picking up on something. I sense that you're
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  Speaker 1: searching for something.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I just told you I was.
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  Speaker 1: Looking for answers. I sense I'm getting the feeling that
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  Speaker 1: you are frustrated, but also searching.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me real quick.
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  Speaker 3: Is that music in the background?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what you're talking about. What music?
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  Speaker 3: The little light bells and tingling sounds.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I see. Yes. See, I asked AI to compose
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  Speaker 1: my thoughts and energy into a sound. Plus, I smoked
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  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff the other night.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like a you problem. There's no problem.
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  Speaker 1: I'm quite enjoying it. Now I'm in the perfect headspace
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  Speaker 1: to see what's going on in your future. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you do have a nice voice and you have
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  Speaker 3: a nice demeanor, but I'm looking for answers and for
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  Speaker 3: a psychic that I can rely on.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Olivia, with all due respect, please shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You're getting in the way of the cosmic
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  Speaker 1: energy that I'm trying to receive.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not too sure that this is going well.
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  Speaker 1: So you doubt my gifts from another realm? Well, how
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  Speaker 1: else would I know that you have a napkin inside
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  Speaker 1: your glove box as we speak?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, psychics can't know. Yes, everybody has napkins inside their
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  Speaker 2: glove box.
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  Speaker 1: Can you get more specifics? This napkin, the color is blurry,
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  Speaker 1: but it's a paper or paper-adjacent material.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you no other psychic is going to tell
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  Speaker 1: you that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no psychic would tell me that because it's the
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  Speaker 3: stupidest thing ever.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you came highly recommended.
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  Speaker 3: By my girlfriend, Christina, who knows her stuff, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: thinking now that this might be some kind of a
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  Speaker 3: joke because, no offense, psychic.
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  Speaker 1: Sam, but you're terrible. Please, please shut up. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Because this is a phone tap, is what you're not
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  Speaker 1: quite understanding.
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  Speaker 3: A what?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your friend Christina recommended me to prank you on
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  Speaker 1: the radio because my real name is Jeff from Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now I feel like an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's your friend Christina's idea. She said that you've
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  Speaker 1: been looking for a new person, and she wanted me
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  Speaker 1: to play a joke on you.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so the whole napkin vision in the glove box
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  Speaker 1: didn't impress you.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really surprised.
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  Speaker 3: Do you not realize that everyone in America has napkins
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  Speaker 3: in their glove box?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. I'm seeing... ketchup packet inside the
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  Speaker 1: vehicle too.
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  Speaker 3: No, definitely not. I don't eat ketchup.
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  Speaker 1: I should have said soy sauce. Damn!
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  Speaker 3: So close!
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  Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.