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Phone Tap: Alan's Chaotic Catering · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a guy who's hosting
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  Speaker 1: a going away party for his mom. She just retired
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  Speaker 1: and is about to head out and travel the world
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  Speaker 1: for her Before she does, she asked us to prank
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  Speaker 1: her son by telling him that the catering order for
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  Speaker 1: the party is gonna be late.
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  Speaker 2: There's a good reason.
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  Speaker 1: Eighty seven year old delivery driver Alan Winter mixed up,
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  Speaker 1: but he is determined to get there. In your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi? Is this Richard Mac.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking? Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Who is My name?
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  Speaker 3: Is Alan? Alan? Win? To your bottom? I work for
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  Speaker 3: a gourmet catering. What's where you're going over there?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for a delivery?
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  Speaker 2: Right is everything? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I got your food order in the back of
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  Speaker 3: the van here. Yeah, I'm trying to drive it to you,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't know. I must have got turned around somewhere. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have like an et A or out of
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  Speaker 3: the way buckaroo, DUMMYO with a delivery here? It's really important, dummies.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, it sounds like you're going kind of fast.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to go that fast.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, here's the situation. If I get written up again
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  Speaker 3: for a late order, then they're gonna let me go,
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  Speaker 3: so I can't. I can't let that happen. You understand me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get this food to you if I or
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna die trying. It's now or never for me.
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  Speaker 3: What Just give me a hint where you are, all right,
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  Speaker 3: and they'll be there a hint?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean to hint?
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  Speaker 3: The GP yes is being a wonky on me. So
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. You have my information.
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  Speaker 3: You just tell me east western North. I don't even
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  Speaker 3: know where. How could I know when my car stop?
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  Speaker 3: Damn electric vehicles turn it on?
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, wait, it's just my seat belt. Okay in
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  Speaker 3: the back in business, here we go. U K, sir,
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  Speaker 3: This smells pretty good back there? Would you or to
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  Speaker 3: roast beef?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's nice. I need to know, like I'm we've
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  Speaker 3: been waiting for this food for.
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  Speaker 2: A long time.
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  Speaker 3: Gosh, girl, he came out of nowhere?
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  Speaker 2: Does the carrying company know?
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  Speaker 3: You drive us crazy? Zip your lip, Bukaroo, Try to
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  Speaker 3: focus on the road. You're you're yammering on and on
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  Speaker 3: in my year You're like, hey, shut your traps. Honey,
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  Speaker 3: you're distracting me from my job. You're not good at
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  Speaker 3: your job to begin with. Oh, oh hey, I think
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  Speaker 3: I'm here. No, you're definitely not.
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  Speaker 2: There's no car outside my house.
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  Speaker 3: What no, son of a gun? Oh my god. Probably
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  Speaker 3: because my trunk was open. Do it? Oh I think
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  Speaker 3: I cannot run him? Oh no, just I'll be there.
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  Speaker 3: This is important to live. Just stop stop the car, right.
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  Speaker 3: I told your mother Michelle that I wouldn't be late
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  Speaker 3: watching for the food or especially not to do this
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  Speaker 3: bring phone call on your Michelle's telling on me.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Richard?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, you're on the radio right now. My name is
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  Speaker 2: jeff The show is called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a prank call on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: And you said my mom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your mom Michelle set you up. She says, actually,
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  Speaker 2: your catering has already arrived at your house. It got
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  Speaker 2: there while you were out on a jog, and she's
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  Speaker 2: got it stored in the garage.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're back again.
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  Speaker 2: That was the sound effect. Oh my god, I where
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was real?
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  Speaker 1: Oh mom, you're gonna get it.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I said to your mother do when I
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  Speaker 3: was on the phone, and she's quite a sweetheart.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up every morning was tax weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 2: twenties and Jeffrey in the morning