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Phone Tap: How To Date My Son · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Alexis, If you're about to go out on a first
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  Speaker 1: date with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be
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  Speaker 1: to get a surprise phone call from his mother? Wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: that be nice to get the inside skinny on all
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  Speaker 1: of his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you
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  Speaker 1: a little pump up speech to get you ready for
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  Speaker 1: the big night with her little boy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, it's always good to have some you know,
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  Speaker 2: background on him, you know, in case you need to
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  Speaker 2: hold it against him, blackmail. You're looking at him, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: sounds like you're not that into it. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to make the best of it.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe you don't love it. But Brooks certainly does.
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  Speaker 1: She pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his
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  Speaker 1: date less than twenty four hours before the actual event.
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  Speaker 1: Hear how it goes in your phone? Tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenty twenty Hello, Hello, am I speaking
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  Speaker 2: with the Heather? Yes, only your future mother?
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  Speaker 3: And what did what did you say? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding me, kidding for now?
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  Speaker 3: What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 2: Goodness? You don't know my name. This is Constance. We
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  Speaker 2: have not met, but you're supposed to go out with
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  Speaker 2: my son Caleb tonight. First date.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I am, but you said you your his mother.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking
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  Speaker 2: you out tonight. Oh I have heard a lot about you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you have.
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  Speaker 2: I have. He showed me your dating profile. Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.
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  Speaker 2: I give you a B plus.
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  Speaker 3: A B plus.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, speaking of yoga, it just reminded me my third husband,
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  Speaker 2: Daryl thinks yoga has really helped me improve my kick
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  Speaker 2: thrusts in the bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm so confused. Why are you calling me? And
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  Speaker 3: how did you give my number?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? My little potato face. We share everything, so I
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  Speaker 2: have his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling,
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  Speaker 2: So let's keep this between us, ladies.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is crazy. You share passwords?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 2: What good mother and son? Doesn't I remember?
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  Speaker 3: Uh no, no, no one does that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I still have parental controls on his phone, so
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  Speaker 2: I see all of your messages.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I love that meme you sent him two days
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  Speaker 2: ago at me laughing, I'll tell you you saw that.
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  Speaker 3: You look through your grown son's phone.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just get sent to mine. But you asked why
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  Speaker 2: I was calling, and you know what, I think that's
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  Speaker 2: a good point. I'm not calling to talk about me.
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  Speaker 2: Let's focus on your date.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't need to talk to you about our date.
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  Speaker 3: That's You're not a part of this. So I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know why you're calling this.
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  Speaker 2: I think I have some helpful information for you. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: if you didn't realize, Caleb really likes kisses behind his
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  Speaker 2: right ear. Oh he is ticklish there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't even know if I should be going
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  Speaker 3: on a date with Caleb this.
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  Speaker 2: I bet, I bet if you keep doing it, it
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  Speaker 2: might just turn him on.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm a cool mom. Why do you
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  Speaker 3: know that? You're not a cool mom? No, cool mom
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  Speaker 3: does this? This is horrific.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not cool. How do you think I know about
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  Speaker 2: the Karate Kid? Then? Huh what? He loves that show
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  Speaker 2: on Netflix. Yeah, he even wears the Karate Kid outfits
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  Speaker 2: around the house. And because he recently lost his job
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  Speaker 2: at the bus station, he's not a lot of time
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  Speaker 2: to practice his crane kicks. He's getting good.
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  Speaker 3: He lost his job. Wait that that doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 3: He was telling me all about his work and at
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  Speaker 3: a buck stop like he works in marketing. That's what
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  Speaker 3: he said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's really good at spinning those signs. But that's
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  Speaker 2: only part time about this though, part time work gives
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  Speaker 2: him more time to spoil us. He has two favorite ladies.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think this is gonna work out, So
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  Speaker 3: can you just tell him?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he's going to be heartbroken. It'll be just like
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  Speaker 2: last summer when his inflatable girlfriend got run over by
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  Speaker 2: a bully with a skateboard.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: It was inconsolable for days.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, This really isn't gonna work out.
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  Speaker 3: You need to tell your son thank you.
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  Speaker 2: But wait, my son does need to tell you one thing,
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  Speaker 2: and that's that I'm not actually his mother. I actually
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  Speaker 2: broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: What is going on?
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  Speaker 2: It's a brank phone call. Your take is actually the
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  Speaker 2: one who set you up. Oh then you too. Both
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  Speaker 2: have a really funny sense of humor, and he wanted
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  Speaker 2: to play a joke on you before.
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  Speaker 3: I get I give a That was insane.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you like that, right?
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  Speaker 3: The joke For the most I haven't decided.
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  Speaker 2: Yet the week of every morning was Boom Taps weekday
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  Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning