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Phone Tap: Spoonful Of Scams · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Today, Brooke poses as a substitute first grade teacher. I
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  Speaker 2: can see that he's calling a mom during school hours,
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  Speaker 2: and let's see some of the other prank calls we've
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  Speaker 2: done in the past. We're gonna attempt to make her
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  Speaker 2: do something she normally would never try. But when Brooke
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  Speaker 2: puts her on the spot in front of the whole class,
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  Speaker 2: she really doesn't have a choice. In your phone tab,
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  Speaker 2: it's another week Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, oh thank god you answered? Are you Charlotte's mom?
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  Speaker 3: I am Hi. Yes, this is Missus O'Rourke and I'm
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  Speaker 3: filling infamous who's out today? I'm the substitute. Oh okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: your daughter Charlotte's in our class and I'm just a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of a pickle and I could really use
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  Speaker 3: your help. It is everything okay with Charlotte way Oh yes,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't mean to worry you. No, it's actually about
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  Speaker 3: another student in class. Yeah, a boy named Dugan, and
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  Speaker 3: it's his birthday. Oh how can I help? I'm not,
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  Speaker 3: you know, anywhere near what.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's happening.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need you to come to the school. See.
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  Speaker 3: The problem is no one told me when I was
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  Speaker 3: filling in it was his birthday. So I asked him
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  Speaker 3: what he wanted, and he got big tears in his
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  Speaker 3: eyes and he said he wanted a phone call from
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  Speaker 3: Mary Poppins, his favorite nanny. Okay, well see, and that's
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  Speaker 3: where you come in. I've been calling all the parents
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  Speaker 3: and you're the only one who's picked up. So I
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  Speaker 3: am desperate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna be the best
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  Speaker 1: Mary Poppins.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you could do it.
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  Speaker 3: I know you could do it. I have a busy birthday,
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  Speaker 3: I know. I know. It'll only take two minutes of
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  Speaker 3: your time and it will just make Dugan's life. All
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  Speaker 3: I need you to do is just seeing Dougan happy
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  Speaker 3: birthday in a Mary Poppins voice. I don't even I haven't
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  Speaker 3: even seen that movie in a very long time. Jan Dugan,
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  Speaker 3: guess who's on the phone. Oh my gosh, you're grabbing him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, it's Mary Poppins. She wanted to call and
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  Speaker 3: wish you a happy birthday. No, no, no, no, I
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  Speaker 3: really don't think this is a good idea. I'm putting
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  Speaker 3: them on the phone right now. Oh my goodness. Hello, hello,
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  Speaker 3: oh oh hello, it's Mary Poppins. Hello. Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Well you love me?
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  Speaker 3: What do you love me? Of course I love you?
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  Speaker 2: He shut up?
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  Speaker 3: Everybody's Mary pop She loves me. Children, settled down, quiet,
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  Speaker 3: coyote everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you have a blow?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: It's freely It makes up and make you fly in
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  Speaker 2: this guy, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Sing of the birthday song, Mary, sing of the
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  Speaker 3: birthday song her Happy birthday? Can we go do it?
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  Speaker 1: H Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you?
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  Speaker 3: You you that is bad, missus.
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  Speaker 2: You're a liar.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, I.
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  Speaker 3: Lovely to meet you at early in the morning. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: and maybe Mary. Your accent isn't warmed up as it
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  Speaker 3: should be, right, yes, yes, well I'm working on it.
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  Speaker 3: S very enough. Back a few too many brandies last night.
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  Speaker 3: She's not feeling as perky today as she should be.
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  Speaker 3: I guess, just like my mommy. Oh gosh, and Mary
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  Speaker 3: would like to talk to the teacher right now. This
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  Speaker 3: is just sure. I okay, it's okay, class. Mary just
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  Speaker 3: told me that she wants to apologize to you all
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  Speaker 3: on speaker.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, they can all hear you.
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  Speaker 3: Mary go ahead. Oh sorry that I wasn't watch it
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  Speaker 3: be for your party celebration.
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  Speaker 2: But I'll come back again sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: Are you saying that Dugan's Day is a special? Mary?
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  Speaker 3: You meet me quiet? Oh? No, no, no, no, it's
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  Speaker 3: very special. I'm not feeling very well. Oh you know
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  Speaker 3: what you always say, Mary, what helps when you don't
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  Speaker 3: feel good? Very Oh? All right they're asking for and
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  Speaker 3: Mary go right ahead, spoonful of sugar and go oh
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  Speaker 3: my yes, Okaylia stood next mending. I'm sorry. Oh you suck.
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  Speaker 3: Oh hi, principal, I didn't see you come in. Oh
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  Speaker 3: I do well, I gotta go now. Oh he may
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  Speaker 3: not be a fan, but you know who is a
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  Speaker 3: fan one of the other room parents, Nicole. Oh, how funny, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: real funny, because she's actually the one who set you
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  Speaker 3: up for this prank phone call. Oh my god, are
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  Speaker 3: you joking? No, I'm not a substitute teacher, And that
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  Speaker 3: is definitely not a.
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  Speaker 2: Child and I'm a full grown man named Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is bread from the radio show Broke and
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  Speaker 3: Tuffrey in the morning. You're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. No, you are such a good mom
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  Speaker 3: in a good sport. You will be on speaker like
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  Speaker 3: in front of the whole class. I didn't know what
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  Speaker 3: else to do. That's asking spoonfulish you get to cavl
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  Speaker 3: okay do again, guy, Come on, Mary, I can't hear
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  Speaker 3: your nod. Still terrible. Yeah, I'll work from that. Weeke
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  Speaker 3: up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 3: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.