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Shark Night (2011) – Sharks, Snuff Films, and the Worst Vacation Ever | Two Cents Horror Podcast · Two Cents: We See Scary Movies

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  Welcome to Two Cents. We See Scary Movies, the podcast
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  where we sink our teeth into horror films, one bite at a
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  time. This month's theme is terror in
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  the deep, from the depths of the ocean to the darkness of space.
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  If it's lurking where the light doesn't reach, we're talking
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  about it. I'm Talon, the one who doesn't
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  bother with forks because why take polite little nibbles when
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  you can scoop up a whole mouthful at once?
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  Basically, I eat like a shark attacks.
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  No chewing, no regrets. And with me is Dan, who honestly
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  thinks a shark attack might be less stressful than dealing with
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  certain people. Here he sees five days a week,
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  bites off his leg. He'll take swimming in circles
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  for the rest of his life over sitting through another endless
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  meeting with some 9 to fivers he knows.
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  This week, we're diving head first into Shark Night, a movie
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  that proves you don't need a bigger boat, you just need
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  better friends who won't feed you to the sharks for clicks.
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  Let's get into it. All right.
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  I felt like that description for you was fitting for this week.
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  Yes, it is. It's very fitting this week.
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  Hopefully none of them listen to the podcast.
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  Are they talking about me? I don't believe they do.
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  Yeah, I don't believe so. And if they do, I'll be
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  surprised. Yeah.
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  It was that one, Garrett. No.
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  Who's the one that you always make fun of?
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  Griffin. Griffin, he's no longer works
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  with us. He went to a different program.
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  He's dead to me. Look at him.
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  All right, so let's get into this movie.
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  The movie opens with a girl out in the lake.
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  Right away we get those ominous underwater shots, like
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  something's lurking beneath watching her.
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  She's just kind of bobbing around by herself, not really
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  swimming, not really panicking, just hanging out.
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  Then suddenly she screams. But Nope, false alarm.
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  It's just her boyfriend popping up from underneath and putting
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  her on his shoulders. They mess around a little.
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  He snatches her bikini top and tosses it further out into the
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  water. She tells him he's going to have
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  to go get it, but he's like Nah, I'm getting lunch and just
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  leaves her there. Real gentleman.
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  Yeah, we're fantastic. So he walks back up toward their
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  camper and the camera cuts back to her.
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  She goes to retrieve her bikini top, and as she's putting it
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  back on and heading back toward the beach, bam, she's grabbed
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  from underneath and yanked down. And here's OK, so here's this on
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  a weird, I think it's weird, but there's this weird shark physics
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  that comes in. Now, I'm not a sharkaeologist or
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  anything like that, and I'm not sure what the real technical
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  term is for that. Sharkaeologist.
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  But I don't know if sharks do this in real life, but it just
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  thrashes her from side to side. And I see this in every shark
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  movie and it's left to right, left to right, left to right,
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  like some old timey typewriter. Tap, tap, tap, return, tap, tap,
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  tap, return. I guess it's just how sharks do
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  it. Right.
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  I'm going to look that up and see if I can find anything on
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  that. OK, good.
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  You do all the research. All right, so meanwhile, she's
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  screaming, but apparently her boyfriend doesn't hear a thing.
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  She makes a desperate swim toward a wooden raft out in the
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  middle of the lake, kind of like the one in the Stephen King
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  short. The raft.
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  Well, it is like the one. It's not kind of, But the shark
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  gets her before she makes it. The water turns red, she
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  disappears under the water, and that's it.
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  And then those two, we pretty much never see them again.
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  We kind of get a glimpse of her a little bit later, but they
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  really aren't overly pertinent to the whole story.
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  Next we cut to a college campus. Inside a dorm room, there's a
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  guy named Gordon who's glued to his video game.
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  He's playing online with a couple other guys while Nick,
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  who's pre Med, is buried in his books trying to study.
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  Gordon keeps nagging at him to play, but Nick's like Nope I
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  can't, I've got this whole 7 year graduation plan to stick
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  to. Of course, Gordon just logs him
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  in anyway, basically for forcing him to join or he'll lose his
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  points or something. So let me mention that the actor
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  who plays Gordon, whenever I see him, I always know that the
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  movie is going to be complete cheese ball.
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  Now I like him, I do like him as an actor and he always plays a
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  good role, but you always know the movie itself is going to be
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  cheesy as hell. Was Avatar cheesy?
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  I hated Avatar. Yeah, I didn't.
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  I, I watched it once and that was it.
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  I I never watched another one sequel or anything.
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  I don't know what the big deal is, but I don't know if it's
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  cheesy, but but yeah, I love him.
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  He's one of my favorite. It was.
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  I mean, Avatar to me was basically elongated Smurfs,
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  right? Yeah, I always just wondered if
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  they if the whole world they lived in was in a toilet bowl of
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  some old lady who always used the blue toilet bowl cleaning
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  thing. The thing.
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  Wouldn't it be kind of funny if they just lived in her toilet
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  and it we all thought it was some major world but it was
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  really because it was that tidy bowl, that stuff you put in the
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  back of the toilet anyway. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Kind of kind of like, what were those things?
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  They're like little shrimps, but you could.
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  They're always like in the kids magazines, like I forget what
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  they were called. Oh, they were sea monkeys.
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  There we go, sea monkeys. Yeah, which were just little
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  brine shrimp. Yeah.
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  And they never worked. I had some.
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  No. So right then this guy barges
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  in. His name is Malik and he comes
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  in hot yelling at Nick about his grade.
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  He's all up in Nick's face saying, man, I need at least AC
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  to keep my scholarship. The athletic department told me
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  you were the best tutor on campus.
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  He's ranting about how if he doesn't pass, he's going to back
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  to the four O 1 or something and he'll because he'll lose a
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  scholarship, he doesn't get at least AC.
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  And so of course Nick is staying there terrified and like, oh
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  fuck, you know. And then he's like getting
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  closer to him and he's like, really pissed off.
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  And then he pulls out his paper real dramatic.
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  And suddenly he's like, I got AB.
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  So it was a total fake out. He hugs Nick, laughing, and the
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  whole room cracks up because it's ha ha hilarious.
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  And practically shoots his pants.
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  Right. So turns out Malik has a plan.
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  He wants everyone to head out to Lake Crosby for the weekend to
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  celebrate, I guess Nick tries to bail because he's got school
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  work, of course, but Malik convinces him the second he
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  mentions we're going to Sarah Palsky's house.
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  And Nick's like, wait, Sarah Palsky?
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  That was all it took. Sarah Palsky Yeah, all the boys
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  go there. All the boys.
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  So then we cut to Sarah mid workout just to drive home the
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  point I guess who she is. That's all we see of her right
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  then there a quick glimpse of her working out.
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  Then we meet a couple more characters.
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  There's Maya, she's Malik's girlfriend and she calls up
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  another girl who at this time they don't really give her a
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  name, but she's clearly styled as the bad girl of the group and
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  she's got she's in the midst of getting a tattoo on her ass,
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  although they make it seem like she's getting ready to get
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  fucked up the ass. Then they're talking.
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  Yeah. So they're talking about, you
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  know, the weekend. And then there's this random guy
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  who's a nude art model, and they show him doing his nude art
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  modeling. And he doesn't have a name at
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  this point either, but he's just naked and striking the pose.
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  So then we cut back to Nick, Malik and Gordon.
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  Malik pulls out an engagement ring.
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  He's planning to propose to Maya during their Little lake
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  getaway. Gordon just stares at him.
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  Like, dude, you're one of the top ten draft picks in the
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  country. Why are you chaining yourself
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  down to one girl this early? But Malik doesn't hesitate.
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  He's like Maya was with me when I was poor so she doesn't.
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  She deserves to be with me when I'm bawling.
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  So yeah, makes sense. She's the ride or die chick I
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  guess. Then the nude art model rolls in
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  literally on a skateboard up to the group and we finally get his
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  name. It's Blake and they're standing,
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  they're outside at the school. So not not long after that, Maya
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  and the so-called bad girl pull up in a big SUV.
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  The guys pile in with them and I've got to say, this movie
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  actually does it right. Unlike Beaver Lake, where for
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  some reason the girls drove in one car and the guys in another.
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  They all start in the same place.
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  They all left together in the same vehicle.
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  Makes sense, right? Yes, yes it does.
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  I was going to say you could almost say that they didn't have
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  enough room in each vehicle in Fever Lake, but that would be a
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  complete lie. Right, they could have probably
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  all gotten into a little SUV the boys were in.
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  So finally Sarah shows up with her dog.
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  The dog pops in the back with Gordon and Nick, Sarah climbs
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  into the front somewhere, and off they go.
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  And then cue the obligatory Rd. ship montage with upbeat music,
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  because what's a horror movie getaway without a quick happy
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  montage before things get messy? Yeah, of course.
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  So the crew finally makes it to the little town they're headed
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  to, and first stop is the bait shop.
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  I half expected them to go in for bait and end up with dream
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  analysis. Well, I mean, that's why you go
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  to the bait shop. Yes, apparently that's what that
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  what bait shops are for in these kind of movies.
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  So inside we do get a little clarification.
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  The bad girl's name is Beth. And just so everyone's caught
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  up, the blonde is Sarah. She's the one that you know,
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  she's the one whose house we're going to.
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  Took me a minute. Anyway, Beth immediately
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  announces she has to pee because apparently that was essential
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  information for the group. Well, always.
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  You always have to let the group know when you got to go pee.
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  Right before heading off to the bathroom with Beth, Sarah
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  casually drops that. Once they get out of the out to
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  the lake house. The cell phones don't work, so
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  if anyone needs to make any calls, they need to do it now.
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  Good old foreshadowing 101. Right or forever hold your
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  peace. Right.
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  Meanwhile, Beth and Sarah are in the bathroom chatting.
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  Beth is eyeing Nick and basically says she's ready to
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  help him lose his innocence this weekend.
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  Real subtle. What does that mean?
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  I don't know. They'll probably tell us later
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  or we'll see. We'll see later.
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  Back in the store, Nick, Gordon and Blake are stocking up on
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  food and alcohol. Actually, I think it was more
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  just alcohol. I don't think I didn't really
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  saw any food. Gordon, in his usual classy way,
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  tells Nick he needs to get Sarah drunk so he can, and, I quote,
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  tickle her privates. That's not rapey.
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  So Nick thankfully isn't having it.
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  He's like, yeah, that's not really my weekend plan, so props
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  to Nick. Outside, Malik and Maya are
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  hanging out when a beat up truck pulls in.
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  Out of the passenger side comes this redneck with razor sharp
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  teeth and a cigarette dangling from his mouth.
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  Then back in the store, the store's clerk is watching
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  everything going on in the bathroom on the CCTV.
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  Yeah, that's that's a bit much. Yeah, super classy establishment
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  there. So then we go back outside.
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  The redneck makes a racial comment toward Malik and Maya.
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  Malik is black and Maya is Hispanic.
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  He says something about how nice it is that Malik let the help
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  sit up front, and when Malik calls him out, he throws in a
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  nawabla in glaze and suggests he can teach her in the back of his
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  truck English. So of course Malik's not letting
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  that slide. He shoves the guy up against the
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  truck. Then another man shows up.
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  He was driving the truck. He walks around.
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  He's a little redneck, a little less redneck looking.
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  He's like, I'll buff and whatever.
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  But he calls Malik boy, which of course sets Malik off even more.
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  The guy takes off his sunglasses and we see this huge scar
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  wrapped around his eye. He leans in, as cool as we can
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  be and says try not to mess up my face.
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  Then just as things are about to explode, Sarah steps in.
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  She recognizes him. She says Dennis and suddenly the
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  tension shifts. Dennis goes from goes from
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  menacing to polite and about two seconds flat.
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  He calls the whole thing a misunderstanding and blames it
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  on his buddy Red, saying that he had too much to drink.
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  Goddamn red, right? Clearly there's history 3 here.
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  Dennis and Sarah catch up briefly.
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  He asks how college is going, she's says she's got like a year
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  left and he asks if she's majoring in English.
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  And then he's like Oh no, wait a minute, psychology.
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  And then Sarah brushes it off and says that she's got to go
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  and telling him that it was nice to see him.
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  Then a smile says take care and walks away.
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  Then the whole gang heads over to the dock where there's a guy
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  there already who has Sarah's boat prepared for them.
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  I guess it must be a family boat that they just leave there.
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  I don't know. They pile in.
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  It's a nice. I kind of caught that too.
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  Yeah, they pile in. It's a nice big old speedboat.
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  The guy waves them off it with a, you know, have a good time on
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  the island and they're gone. So we get boat on the water
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  montage with upbeat music playing.
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  Everyone's drinking, laughing, having a great time.
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  Then out of nowhere, a smaller boat cuts in behind them, has a
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  siren on. Looks like might be like lake
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  patrol or something. Not really sure what it is at
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  this point. Lights are flashing, sirens
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  blaring. Error decides to speed up and go
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  as fast as she can, and now everyone's freaking out.
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  They're all yelling. Sarah, stop, just stop, just
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  stop. But she just keeps going until
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  she finally pulls up to her dock.
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  Well, the patrol boat pulls in next to her, and Nick gets out
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  and ties up their boat. And then the other guy turned,
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  who turns out to be the sheriff. He actually throws a bumper
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  over, but he never actually ties up to his own boat.
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  Yeah. He looks at Sarah and goes Well,
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  well, well. You should consider yourself
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  undefeated. They both laugh like it's an old
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  inside joke. They trade some banter and he
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  casually asks for a beer. He downs it and says he'll be
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  back tomorrow since he promised Sarah's mom he'd drop off her
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  mail. Then he adds, nice to see you
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  back Sarah. It's been a long three years.
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  So then you cue another fast-paced montage.
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  And when I say fast-paced, they do speed it up like it's all
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  speed up. Yeah, they do, yeah.
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  Everybody's hauling their bags inside.
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  Maya and Beth are changing into their bathing suit tops.
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  People are exploring the house. The whole gang eventually ends
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  up outside by the pool. Blake finds the jet ski and
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  looks like he's just found religion.
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  He's super excited about it. Then we cut to Nick and Malik in
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  the boat. Nick asks what Sarah's story is
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  and Malik admits he doesn't really know.
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  Says he's never seen her date anyone, never seen her hook up
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  at parties, nothing. In the three years he's known
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  her, all she's ever done is hang out with her dog, Sherman.
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  So Sherman, sure enough, there we see Sarah standing by the
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  water with Sherman. She tosses a stick into the
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  lake. I don't know what kind of arm
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  this girl's got on her. She should probably be playing
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  football or something because she throws the she tosses it
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  into the lake. And then you see the dog go
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  after it. And of course we get these
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  ominous underwater shots and the music is telling us something's
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  down there watching. And for a second the dog's gone.
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  Like, I'm like, how far did she throw this fucking stick?
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  Because you couldn't see the dog anymore.
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  So but then you're also worried. That I almost turned it off off
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  thinking that the dog got hurt. Right.
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  I was like, oh, great, They're going to take out the dog first.
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  I was like, wonderful. So Sarah's staring out the
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  water. There's no dog insight.
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  There's still that kind of ominous music.
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  But then finally, Sherman pops back up, stick in his mouth.
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  All's well. Meanwhile, Beth and Gordon are
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  playing beer pong on this really cool inflatable table.
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  Like, it's a beer pong table that blows up.
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  It's really kind of cool. And they're in the pool.
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  Yeah. So Gordon's trying hard to work
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  his charm and. And.
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  I, I need to add that, you know, Beth had just gotten a tattoo,
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  right? They tell you not to, not to
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  submerge the tattoo underwater for any length of time because
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  it'll get ruined. But she doesn't it.
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  She just does it. Yeah, she's a rule breaker.
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  She is. Yeah, she's a bad girl rule
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  breaker, so Gordon's trying to trying hard to work his charm,
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  but she's not really biting. Then Blake comes starting out
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  with a spray tan bottle, twisting himself down to really
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  sell it. He sprays right into his swim
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  trunks to make sure his junk is tan.
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  Yeah, yeah, that was weird. Yeah, I don't get that.
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  Yeah, that's not really how spray tans work because you
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  don't want, you don't just like spray it on like that and you
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  don't want it to touch your clothes and have stuff touching
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  it is then you'll be all like weird.
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  So I don't know what that was. And and I can only imagine that
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  it's just like all like junked up, right?
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  It's not like evenly sprayed down there.
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  It's like all junked up. And yes, you know, I don't know.
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  Yeah, it didn't make any sense. So back on the boat, we've got
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  Nick, Blake and Maya in the boat, and then Malik is
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  skateboarding, or I guess that's what you call it, skateboarding.
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  And Nick is driving and Blake and Maya are watching from the
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  back and Malik's out there and this dude's got some serious
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  moves, flips, jumps. He's covering over the wake like
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  a pro. Then they whip the boat around
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  and right as he he swings a wide on the turn.
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  There it is, You see a Finn cutting through the water.
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  Oh no. Oh no, you see the Finn cutting
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  through the water and I'm just like, what the heck, really.
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  Again, the black guy's going to go first.
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  Come on now. I know that's exactly what I
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  thought too. I'm like Jesus Christ, like let
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  the black people live for a while.
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  Like they can be the final person sometimes.
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  So Malik's still out. That's actually, this is like
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  the final frontier for black people.
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  It's like, it's like the last thing that they've actually
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  gotten. I, I don't know, but it's the
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  last thing. But it's like this is the one
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  place where they just have not had the option of being, well, I
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  don't know how to say it. Well the only show that I've
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  ever seen where the the original survivors were pretty much all
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  the black people were Z Nation. Right.
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  Yeah, Yeah. Can we first?
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  Episode like the first? Yeah, like the first episode,
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  like there's a group of people and all the white people die
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  first. I'm like, it's about fucking
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  time. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm
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  white, but I mean, God damn. Like whenever I watch a movie,
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  like the white guys are always the ones that are surviving, but
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  yet they're the ones like, oh, let's stay, yeah, you know, the
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  black people. Like, Nah, man, let's go.
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  Let's. Get the fuck out of here.
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  So Malik's, even though, you know, Malik doesn't know yet,
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  there's a shark there in the water.
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  Nobody does. So Malik's, you know, still out
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  there showing off. But every so often we get that
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  ominous underwater shot. And with each one, the sharks
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  getting closer and closer. And then something bumps his
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  board. He can feel it.
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  He looks back and he's like, what the hell?
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  And there's another bump, and he's a little rattled now, and
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  he starts shouting for them to speed up.
• 17:27
  And of course, Maya and Blake, they're watching from the boat
• 17:30
  and have no clue what's going on.
• 17:31
  They're just like, yeah, go faster, Woo, he's killing it.
• 17:35
  So they're totally oblivious to what's going on.
• 17:37
  Then there's another hit to his board.
• 17:39
  And then Malik goes down South. Maya and Blake are like, oh,
• 17:43
  shit, he fell. But they're kind of laughing
• 17:45
  about it because they're like, oh, he didn't.
• 17:46
  He fell, fell, whatever. Nick eases back on the throttle
• 17:49
  and Blake's yelling, slow down, slow down.
• 17:50
  He's in the water and he starts pulling in Malik's toe rope as
• 17:54
  they circle back scanning the lake and they're shouting Malik,
• 17:57
  Malik, come on, man, stop playing around.
• 17:58
  Malik, where are you? Because they don't see him, and
• 18:00
  he's not. He's not anywhere in there where
• 18:02
  he should be. So then panic starts to creep in
• 18:04
  a little. Then Maya finally spots him.
• 18:06
  Oh, there he is. And sure enough, Malik's
• 18:07
  swimming really hard straight toward the shore by the house.
• 18:10
  And he seemingly looks fine. Yeah, he's swimming pretty good.
• 18:13
  From this angle. Right.
• 18:15
  Yeah. So then we cut to the shore,
• 18:17
  where Sarah stretched out sunbathing.
• 18:19
  She hears Malik groaning and dragging himself out of the
• 18:22
  water. And at first, when the cameras
• 18:24
  on on him, it's only showing his face and he's calling out for
• 18:28
  Sarah. Then it pulls back and and you
• 18:30
  see it, his entire right arm is gone.
• 18:33
  So then of course, Sarah, we see her face and she's in pure
• 18:35
  shock. Like, Oh my God.
• 18:36
  She immediately screams for Beth and Gordon to help the others
• 18:39
  jump off the boat and run down to the dock.
• 18:41
  Somebody yells to Gordon to call 911, but Sarah cuts in.
• 18:44
  You're not going to get anything out of here.
• 18:45
  There's no signal. And sure enough, there was no
• 18:48
  signal. Nick asks if she has a first aid
• 18:50
  kit, so Sarah runs in the house to grab that while Blake and
• 18:53
  Maya turn on Nick, furious, they're convinced he ran over
• 18:56
  Malik's arm with the boat. Meanwhile, Nick pulls out
• 18:58
  bandages from she comes back with the kit.
• 19:01
  He pulls out bandages, gets Gordon to go find a big stick,
• 19:04
  and rigs up a tourniquet. He puts Blake on pressure duty
• 19:08
  and tells Maya to keep Malik's head up.
• 19:10
  Then Nick asks Gordon for his phone, not to call anybody but
• 19:13
  because he needs to know the time, and then he suddenly takes
• 19:16
  off, diving into the lake. I don't know why I find that
• 19:19
  funny. Yeah, I need the phone so I can
• 19:20
  see what time it is. I don't.
• 19:22
  I don't see why that matters at this time.
• 19:24
  But you know, I mean, you're supposed to be patching up your
• 19:28
  friend's arm, not checking the time.
• 19:30
  It doesn't matter what time it is.
• 19:32
  Just fucking patch them up. He he needed to know the time,
• 19:36
  'cause he's going to get the arm, 'cause he needs to know how
• 19:39
  much time he has before the arm's no longer viable to be
• 19:43
  reconnected. So.
• 19:44
  That would make sense. I forgot that he's the medical
• 19:47
  guy. Yeah, yeah.
• 19:48
  So he takes off, dives into the lake 'cause he's going after
• 19:51
  Malik's arm, hoping he can recover it fast enough, maybe
• 19:54
  doctors can reattach it. So Nick's underwater searching,
• 19:57
  and Sarah runs out on the dock as well and anxiously watching.
• 20:00
  Incredibly, he does find the arm, but he also finds the
• 20:04
  shark. And the shark finds him.
• 20:06
  Sarah spots it, too, and she's screaming.
• 20:08
  Nick, hurry, hurry. So he's swimming back to the
• 20:11
  dock, and, you know, the the shark's closing in.
• 20:13
  He scrambles up just in time, barely escaping.
• 20:16
  But the funny part is he doesn't have his arm.
• 20:19
  Did you notice that the arm wasn't in his hand?
• 20:21
  Yeah. So I don't know if he shocked
• 20:23
  the arm like real far, So hoping it would get to shore on the
• 20:26
  dock, but he gets up there without the arm.
• 20:29
  It's very possible. I mean, if Sarah had a good arm
• 20:31
  with that stick, that's true. But I think that if he had
• 20:34
  tossed it, the dog would have, The dog would have taken off
• 20:37
  with the arm. That's true.
• 20:40
  But somehow later, the the arm does magically reappear.
• 20:44
  But we just know how. So once everybody's kind of
• 20:47
  caught their breath, they break the news.
• 20:48
  There's a shark in the lake. So now they're all like, what a
• 20:52
  shark? It's a lake.
• 20:53
  Gordon very matter of fact says it's a saltwater lake.
• 20:56
  And then one other one says, what does that even mean?
• 20:58
  And Gordon's like, well, it's not impossible.
• 21:00
  So that sucks. And at this point, when I was
• 21:03
  watching the movie, I was like, OK, so everyone knows there's a
• 21:06
  shark in the lake. So how in the world does anyone
• 21:08
  else die from the shark? Because you would think if you
• 21:11
  know there's a shark in the lake, you're not going to go
• 21:12
  back in the lake, right? This is.
• 21:14
  True. Yeah, so I was like, OK, how's
• 21:16
  the hell? But as we said, as we said,
• 21:18
  everybody else but Malik is white.
• 21:21
  And so they're the ones that stick around.
• 21:23
  They're the ones that, you know, stay in the haunted house that's
• 21:26
  killing everybody. You know it's going to be.
• 21:28
  Fine, you know, so why? Why not work it the same way?
• 21:32
  You know, it's, it's a shark of lakes, I mean a lake of sharks.
• 21:36
  And, you know, the white people want to stay swimming in it.
• 21:41
  Right, so Sarah asks Nick if there's any chance to save the
• 21:45
  arm. Nick says they've got about two
• 21:47
  hours if they can find an orthopedic surgeon in the middle
• 21:50
  of the Bayou. Problem is, the nearest hospital
• 21:52
  is also two hours away, so things aren't looking too good.
• 21:56
  The arm. They decide that they're going
• 21:57
  to try and take Malik and his arm in a cooler back to the
• 22:03
  Marina where they were with the bait shop and all that, and try
• 22:06
  to get him somewhere as fast as they can.
• 22:09
  And everybody's piling into the boat.
• 22:11
  Nick's, you know, like, oh, we need people to get off because
• 22:14
  we need the boat to move as fast as possible.
• 22:16
  So it's like everybody needs to get off the boat.
• 22:18
  I, I don't know how much she thought everybody weighed, but
• 22:20
  I'm sure it wasn't enough to weigh down this boat, but
• 22:23
  whatever. Of course, Maya, who is the
• 22:26
  girlfriend, refuses to leave, which is understandable.
• 22:28
  But the guys get off and they helps and they push the boat
• 22:31
  off. So Maya's sitting in the very
• 22:33
  back of the boat with Malik, and Nick is up front with Sarah,
• 22:37
  who's driving the boat. And Malik's blood, of course, is
• 22:40
  dripping off the back end of the boat, which is just chumming the
• 22:43
  water basically. Then of course, as they're going
• 22:45
  along, we see some views from underwater.
• 22:47
  Those, you know, scary, ominous views of somebody in the water.
• 22:50
  And I must say that all the views under the water, really,
• 22:54
  it really looked like to me that they were stock footage from
• 22:57
  like the 70s. Yeah, it was a very murky green
• 23:02
  and weird that it didn't have like a very, I don't know, It
• 23:06
  did have a weird look to it. It was shot weird, you know, cuz
• 23:09
  like I said, it looked more like stock footage than it was like
• 23:11
  original footage. Yeah, like they did it
• 23:14
  themselves there. But I think you did make a good
• 23:17
  point. I think they were trying to make
• 23:18
  it look murkier than what it was, but it didn't really come
• 23:22
  across very. Well, right, so we get these
• 23:24
  underwater views and then the shark, which I guess the shark's
• 23:27
  just really fast and the shark comes up and bumps the boat and
• 23:31
  Maya notices and she says Nick and then it bumps it again.
• 23:36
  And Maya, because when she yelled, when she yelled Nick
• 23:39
  because of the first bump, she stood up like OK, and then it
• 23:43
  bumps it again and then Maya gets knocked off the boat.
• 23:46
  So she's yelling help, help, help.
• 23:48
  So Nick runs the back of the boat.
• 23:49
  He grabs one of the, you know, round lifesaver rafty things and
• 23:54
  he throws it out to her. Now, this part is ridiculous,
• 23:58
  like the whole thing because Nick throws this out to her and
• 24:02
  she grabs on to it and he, you know, yells to Sarah to go and
• 24:06
  to go real fast, which is going to be incredibly painful because
• 24:10
  if anyone, I don't know if you've ever done anything like
• 24:13
  this before, but I've done it a bunch because we live near a
• 24:16
  lake for a long time. And even on a regular raft that
• 24:20
  is a big, you know, inflatable raft that has a bottom you can
• 24:23
  sit on when you're going really fast, that water is like pins
• 24:27
  like. Oh yeah, it hurts.
• 24:30
  Real hard and fast. And then she's also hitting
• 24:32
  wakes and jumping up in the air and slamming back down, and
• 24:36
  she's just holding on. It's like her arms are the only
• 24:38
  thing that are on it. The rest of her in her head's
• 24:40
  just at the edge. The rest of her body's just out
• 24:43
  in the water. And then like, that in itself
• 24:46
  sucks, but we're also supposed to believe that Nick is able to
• 24:48
  just hold on to this rope with his bare hands because that's
• 24:52
  what he was doing. He's just holding on to.
• 24:53
  It. So she's bouncing all around,
• 24:57
  slamming up and down. There's no way this could happen
• 24:59
  in real life. And I also thought it was funny
• 25:01
  that we, we sometimes get these underwater visuals of her legs
• 25:05
  and she's kicking her legs back and forth like she's swimming.
• 25:09
  And I'm like, first of all, there's no way, There's no way
• 25:11
  she's going to do that at that speed.
• 25:12
  But it's hilarious because it's like, does she think that's
• 25:15
  going to help her go faster? The speedboat that's pulling it?
• 25:18
  Up and and this shark, you know, is moving very fast and keeping
• 25:22
  up. Yeah, like that shark should
• 25:26
  have as fast as that boat was going initially, and the shark
• 25:28
  caught up and hit the boat, it should have been there already.
• 25:31
  Like it. It should have just been there.
• 25:33
  It should have been behind her. But ultimately it does catch up
• 25:36
  and it gets Maya. Then, well, he smokes.
• 25:38
  I can't believe it. For whatever reason, the
• 25:40
  steering's gone and the throttle's jammed and they're
• 25:43
  headed straight for the dock. And at first I thought, I
• 25:46
  thought, oh, whose dock is this? But it's her own dock.
• 25:49
  I'm like, what is she doing back at her own dock?
• 25:52
  Like they just turn like I I missed when they turned around.
• 25:54
  They're heading for her dock, which has a regular old timey
• 25:57
  gas pump, but for boats. And that's on the dock.
• 26:00
  So of course they're headed for this dock at full speed because
• 26:05
  they can't do anything about it because everything's suddenly
• 26:07
  broken. And Nick is like, OK, we're
• 26:09
  going to have to jump ship. You grab the cooler, I'll grab
• 26:11
  Malik, which good luck because he's basically dead weight.
• 26:16
  I don't know how he's planning on swimming back to shore with
• 26:18
  him and and and and beating this super fast shark and without.
• 26:22
  Him losing more blood. Right.
• 26:24
  So they jump off and just about as soon as they do, the boat
• 26:28
  hits the dock and everything blows up and explodes.
• 26:31
  Everyone who's on the beach waiting for them back at the
• 26:35
  house, they're like, Oh my God. And they're screaming and
• 26:38
  yelling. The next scene you see them
• 26:39
  carrying Malik back into the house.
• 26:41
  They put him on a bed. Beth is losing her shit.
• 26:43
  She and Maya obviously were really good friends.
• 26:45
  Like, Oh my God, Maya's dead. Maya's dead.
• 26:47
  She's completely breaking down. Gordon decides to run out to a
• 26:50
  shed or someplace outside and finds a flare, which he sets
• 26:53
  off. The flare goes off, and then we
• 26:55
  cut to the sheriff sitting in his truck facing the lake.
• 26:58
  But he's rocking out to some music, not paying any attention
• 27:02
  to anything, much less the flare, so he doesn't see it.
• 27:05
  So then Sarah goes back into the bedroom where Nick is, who's
• 27:08
  still with Malik and, you know, just looking after him.
• 27:11
  And when she walks in, she's still wearing her bikini, but
• 27:14
  now she's throwing a little light cardigan over it.
• 27:17
  And I thought, well, that's weird because everyone else has
• 27:20
  changed into regular clothes. But she has apparently decided
• 27:23
  that in all this chaos, she's going to keep rocking her
• 27:25
  bikini. It's like.
• 27:27
  I was going to say, you got to be sexy.
• 27:29
  You got to be you. Got it.
• 27:31
  Flaunt it. Right.
• 27:34
  So while they're in there, they, you know, they have some little
• 27:36
  conversation, but there's a gunshot outside.
• 27:39
  So that everybody rushes outside and they see Blake shooting into
• 27:42
  the air, trying to get the attention of a boat he's spotted
• 27:44
  on the lake. So he runs down the dock.
• 27:47
  The boat pulls up, and Blake, Gordon and Nick all run out to
• 27:50
  meet it. Of course, it ends up being the
• 27:52
  two guys from the bait shop, Dennis and Red.
• 27:54
  Red immediately starts being his obnoxious self.
• 27:57
  And when Nick says we need your help, something bad's happened,
• 28:00
  he actually jokes about it and says, oh, did someone get hurt
• 28:03
  playing spin the bottle? Actually, I think Dennis said
• 28:05
  that, yeah. Then Red takes it further and
• 28:09
  says he hopes it wasn't his little mamacita before making
• 28:12
  some gross comment about cleaning up the boat or
• 28:14
  whatever. Like she he needs to her to
• 28:16
  clean up the boat. So then that's when they break
• 28:18
  the news to them that she's dead and they explain about the
• 28:22
  sharks and everything. They don't really get into it
• 28:24
  that you just know that they're obviously explaining to them
• 28:26
  about the sharks and stuff. So the next scene cuts back to
• 28:28
  the house and Red comes out of the bedroom where Malik is laid
• 28:31
  up. He says damn, your boy got
• 28:33
  jacked. And he insists they need to get
• 28:35
  Malik to the ER in Monchek. But Dennis argues that they
• 28:39
  should take him to Saint Francis because Monchek is a dump.
• 28:41
  Nick says no, they can't move him, he's lost too much blood.
• 28:44
  They need to stabilize him and wait for help to come, which
• 28:48
  they're going to operate right there at the lake house.
• 28:50
  I don't know. So sure, it's very sanitary.
• 28:54
  Apparently it's better than that hospital that they were talking
• 28:57
  about. Must be I'd never want to go to
• 28:59
  Man Check hospital. So Dennis suggests heading to
• 29:02
  the Marina to call for a medevac.
• 29:03
  He thinks one could be there within the hour and then he asks
• 29:07
  who's coming and Beth jumps the chance.
• 29:09
  She's been anxious to leave from basically the time this all
• 29:11
  started, and she's not sticking around any longer.
• 29:14
  Blake tries to stop her, but she insists.
• 29:16
  So then Gordon offers to go with her because.
• 29:19
  And Nick is worried, especially after what happened to their own
• 29:21
  boat. He's like, you saw what happened
• 29:23
  to Gordon. He's like, you saw what happened
• 29:24
  to our boat. They ended up fucking our shit
• 29:26
  up. But Gordon's like, I can't let
• 29:27
  her go on there by herself. But these guys, these guys are
• 29:30
  weird. Which is understandable.
• 29:32
  Exactly. Red reassures them that they
• 29:35
  don't have to worry about any sharks coming near their boat
• 29:38
  because they've got this device and it's a speaker that sends
• 29:41
  out a signal that keeps anything in the water 100 yards away.
• 29:44
  Plus they got some kind of electric prod looking weapon
• 29:47
  that shoots out of I don't know what, a shout out of an
• 29:50
  explosive It looked like. I was like, damn.
• 29:53
  Yeah. So then we go back inside and
• 29:56
  Blake is sitting with Malik, who's weak but still holding on
• 30:00
  to the ring that he was planning to give Maya.
• 30:02
  He tells Blake if I don't make it I just need to know would she
• 30:05
  still marry half a man? Blake tries to keep him calm so
• 30:09
  they just need to focus on getting him better.
• 30:11
  Then Malik asks where Maya is. Blake can't really bring himself
• 30:15
  to say it at first but eventually Malik realizes
• 30:18
  because Blake's Blake's not answering.
• 30:20
  So Malik obviously realizes something's wrong.
• 30:23
  Then Blake's like I'm sorry man. He realizes she's gone and he's
• 30:26
  all screaming and devastated. His face says it all, basically.
• 30:29
  Basically, we cut to Nick and Sarah and they're sitting
• 30:31
  outside. Nick's having this moment of
• 30:33
  survivor's guilt. He can't stop seeing Maya's face
• 30:36
  and he says he shouldn't have let her on the boat.
• 30:38
  Sarah tells him that he never would have been able to stop
• 30:41
  her, and she pushes him not to keep going down that road
• 30:43
  because he's not going to win. So then Nick, Nick asks her why
• 30:46
  she hasn't been back in three years and she finally explains
• 30:50
  this story. I literally have it in my notes.
• 30:52
  I was like, I need to make sure I ask Dan if he understands the
• 30:55
  story. So 'cause it's, it doesn't make
• 30:58
  any sense. This story, it's like the
• 31:00
  writers are like, I don't know what else to say.
• 31:03
  Let's just do this. It doesn't make any sense.
• 31:06
  We'll, we'll, we'll figure it out later.
• 31:08
  Maybe no one will notice. So she explains that she and
• 31:14
  Dennis dated for a couple of years.
• 31:16
  He was a diving instructor there and but when she was ready to go
• 31:19
  off to college, she realized that he was never going to leave
• 31:22
  the water. So she broke it off a few days
• 31:25
  before she was supposed to leave.
• 31:27
  He took her to their favorite diving spot to say goodbye.
• 31:30
  And here's where the story gets really weird.
• 31:32
  So she says they were only underwater for a couple of
• 31:35
  minutes when all of a sudden she couldn't breathe.
• 31:37
  She gave him the signal, which is she puts her hand at her neck
• 31:41
  and like she's cutting, cutting it off.
• 31:43
  She says she gave him the signal that she had no air.
• 31:47
  She figured that maybe her air gauge was broken.
• 31:49
  When he when she first told him she had no air, he just stared
• 31:52
  at her. And so then when she reached out
• 31:54
  to share his air, he just drifted away.
• 31:57
  And I don't even know what that means.
• 31:59
  Was he unconscious? Are we supposed to think?
• 32:01
  At first I thought, well maybe he did something to her tank to
• 32:05
  make her drown like he was trying to kill her.
• 32:08
  Yeah, like if if you're going to leave then.
• 32:11
  Really. Leave.
• 32:12
  No one can have you. Right.
• 32:14
  So which would I could get that story?
• 32:17
  I can understand that, but they never addressed it like it's
• 32:20
  that, but basically he just floated away like he was dead.
• 32:25
  It was so weird. It didn't make any sense.
• 32:27
  So then. Maybe he was pretending he was
• 32:29
  dead to pull the sharks off. Well, well, there were no sharks
• 32:33
  at this time, so. Or maybe maybe he was pretending
• 32:36
  that he was dead and he was out of air.
• 32:38
  So she thought, oh, they're both out of air, so it's not
• 32:41
  suspicious. I don't know.
• 32:42
  I don't know. It didn't make any sense.
• 32:44
  Like a Romeo and Juliet thing. Right.
• 32:46
  So she says she somehow made it to the surface.
• 32:49
  I don't know why that somehow, because all she had to do was
• 32:52
  swim up and then I was keeping her down there.
• 32:54
  She climbed onto their skiff and was about.
• 32:56
  I was going to say the man. The man kept her down.
• 32:59
  Oh man, so she climbed onto their skiff and was about to
• 33:09
  just leave him there, which I was like, what?
• 33:12
  You're just going to leave him floating in the water?
• 33:15
  Then she spins the boat around and accidentally cuts his face
• 33:20
  open with the propeller. So then after that, she's like,
• 33:24
  oh, now I've got to get him. So she gets him and then takes
• 33:27
  her to the hospital, takes her to the hospital, then never goes
• 33:29
  back. That's the last she saw of him
• 33:31
  and that's it. I don't get this story at all.
• 33:33
  She was so concerned about him. She wasn't.
• 33:35
  No she wasn't. Wasn't concerned at all about
• 33:37
  him floating away to take him to the hospital.
• 33:40
  But when she slices his face open then she has to take him to
• 33:43
  the hospital. Like either way he seemed dead.
• 33:45
  Like what the fuck right? This story made no sense at all.
• 33:54
  So you can almost understand his motive a little bit later on.
• 33:57
  You know, because she left him for dead like twice.
• 34:00
  Right. Well she left him for dead once
• 34:02
  she did take but I don't understand like why would it
• 34:04
  not? Why would you not think to grab
• 34:06
  him when he was just floating away?
• 34:08
  Like, it doesn't make any sense. This story was like, again, the
• 34:14
  writers must have been like, I don't really know what to do to
• 34:16
  make this heartbreaking and crazy.
• 34:18
  Like we're just going to leave it up to their imagination.
• 34:22
  Like, OK, I don't have an imagination in this scenario.
• 34:24
  They. Were they were probably just
• 34:26
  stoned? Yeah.
• 34:28
  Dude, this is going to be awesome.
• 34:34
  So and here's my note where I said I really need to know if
• 34:36
  Dan gets this story because I don't so.
• 34:38
  Yeah. No, it was.
• 34:39
  It was very lackluster. Yeah, it it was weird.
• 34:43
  So she wraps it up by saying that Beth was right, she never
• 34:46
  should have brought everyone there because earlier on when
• 34:48
  Beth was losing her shit, she was like, it's your fault you
• 34:51
  made us come here. Like, yeah, she made you come to
• 34:53
  a party house and on an island, whatever.
• 34:55
  Right now, Sarah, of course, is thinking she's right.
• 34:58
  Nick reassures her, saying it's not your fault and that
• 35:01
  everybody's going to be OK. Well, at least the ones who are
• 35:03
  left will be OK, I guess. Sarah just says she wishes she
• 35:06
  could believe that and walks back to the house.
• 35:08
  And wasn't she just telling Nick to not go through this whole
• 35:11
  guilt trip? And now she's doing it too?
• 35:13
  Yes. Yeah.
• 35:14
  Do as I say, not as I do sort of shit.
• 35:16
  Right, right, exactly. So then we go back to the boat
• 35:19
  and there's the classic my eyes are up here moment because Red
• 35:22
  is straight up staring at Beth's chest.
• 35:24
  She calls him out on it and he's like.
• 35:25
  Yeah, there was no subtlety on it.
• 35:28
  No, not at all. So she calls him out and he's
• 35:30
  like, I know where your eyes are, darlin.
• 35:33
  Then he actually takes a spotlight and shines it directly
• 35:36
  on her breasts and goes how big? And she's like, excuse me?
• 35:40
  And then he swings light over to Gordon and asks how big.
• 35:43
  Gordon's immediately disgusted, but then Red clarifies.
• 35:46
  He meant the shark. The shark that got your friend.
• 35:49
  How big was it? Although, you know, he meant it
• 35:51
  the way he was saying it, just by being, he was just being
• 35:53
  obnoxious about it. Yeah, right.
• 35:55
  It was definitely a double entendre.
• 35:57
  Right, exactly. So Red explains it must be a
• 36:00
  bull shark, because bull sharks can show up pretty much
• 36:02
  anywhere. He says they end up in the
• 36:04
  damnedest places. Gordon pushes back like, But
• 36:06
  this is a lake, How would a shark get in here?
• 36:09
  And Red's explanation is that there was a big hurricane
• 36:11
  season, so maybe one flooded up over the Interstate and just
• 36:14
  wound up in there, which I'm guessing could because bull
• 36:17
  sharks are known for going up rivers and shit, so.
• 36:20
  Yeah, I had to check that out, you know, because I started
• 36:22
  losing it. Like, you know, sharks are in
• 36:24
  the lake. Yeah.
• 36:26
  And like, I, I didn't think that's happened, but I sure
• 36:29
  enough, you know, it, it can happen.
• 36:32
  And some sharks can actually adjust to lake water.
• 36:35
  Yeah, the bull sharks are it's way.
• 36:37
  Back in the day, there was a big to do in Jersey with a bunch of
• 36:42
  bull sharks going up into the rivers and it was actually kind
• 36:46
  of I think from I could be just pulling shit right out of my
• 36:49
  ass, my untattooed ass that it was that it was part of the
• 36:58
  inspiration for Jaws to some extent, just the New Jersey town
• 37:03
  and all this other shit that they were going up in the
• 37:05
  rivers. But even though that shark
• 37:07
  wasn't a bull shark and I don't know.
• 37:08
  So then we cut to Malik, who's out on the beach with a fire
• 37:11
  blazing on. There's a big bonfire on the
• 37:13
  beach and he's wearing a sweatshirt and shorts, which I
• 37:16
  thought, why have a sweatshirt on, dude?
• 37:18
  I mean, you're going to get so dragged down in this water.
• 37:21
  But I guess it's probably the easiest, the easiest way to
• 37:23
  cover up that he his his real arm is still actually attached
• 37:26
  to his body. And because you know, in the
• 37:29
  movie his arm is gone, but in his real life I hope he saw has
• 37:32
  an arm right. Well, I mean, some actors really
• 37:35
  get into their role. It could be totally method.
• 37:41
  I want to commit to this part remove my arm.
• 37:44
  Really jagged way like make it so that it really sucks to get
• 37:47
  it back on I really want. To see.
• 37:53
  It for this stupid movie. Don't even sew it up, just throw
• 38:00
  me in the water. So he's out there and he's
• 38:04
  holding a spear, like I guess he's going for Aquaman.
• 38:07
  And then Nick asks. When I was I, I had some trouble
• 38:11
  with that one, you know, because why did they give the black guy
• 38:13
  the spear? I know, I thought the same thing
• 38:16
  too. I was like, interesting,
• 38:19
  interesting choice of prop, right?
• 38:24
  Oh, I do want to say, because I I was going to say it earlier,
• 38:27
  but the black guy was not the first one to go.
• 38:31
  He was close, but not the first one to go.
• 38:32
  So of course they substituted right with the Hispanic girl,
• 38:36
  right? Yeah, I mean, yeah, it can't be
• 38:38
  the white guy first. No.
• 38:40
  That wouldn't. That just wouldn't make sense.
• 38:42
  Nope, this. Nick asks what he's doing, and
• 38:45
  Malik says he's going to take if it took one of theirs, he's
• 38:49
  gonna take one of theirs or something like that.
• 38:52
  So since he took one of his, he's gonna take one of theirs.
• 38:54
  Yeah. So basically he's planning to
• 38:56
  lure the shark in and kill it. See, with him, you know, with
• 38:59
  that line, we can attribute that to a significant loss of blood,
• 39:03
  right? Yeah.
• 39:04
  So it may have sounded stupid, but you know he has the right to
• 39:08
  sound that way since he's only got 1 arm and.
• 39:10
  He. Profusely.
• 39:12
  Well, he's blaming it on Baltimore, the four O 1, I
• 39:14
  guess, because in the streets of Baltimore, if you take one of
• 39:18
  ours, we take one of yours kind of thing.
• 39:20
  That's right. He's going to do, you know, he's
• 39:23
  doing some street fighting with the shark here, I guess.
• 39:26
  I suppose that works well if you have St.
• 39:29
  Sharks, yeah. So, so he starts, he starts
• 39:40
  heading into the water like a man on a mission.
• 39:42
  He's ready. He's he's, you know, beating his
• 39:45
  chest and yelling, come here, come here.
• 39:47
  I guess sharks here, human voices and know what they mean.
• 39:50
  So back on the boat, Dennis suddenly cuts off the engine.
• 39:53
  Gordon's like, what are you doing?
• 39:55
  What's wrong with the boat? What's wrong with the engine?
• 39:57
  Dennis calmly says, nothing's wrong with it.
• 39:59
  Gordon keeps pushing, saying they need to get to the medevac
• 40:01
  or they need to get the medevac out to the house to save Malik.
• 40:05
  But Red just pulls out the little humming box thing that he
• 40:08
  had in the water to keep everything away.
• 40:10
  And he sits it down and he looks at Dennis and says, we've got 5
• 40:12
  minutes. That's like 5 minutes till what?
• 40:15
  And Red goes 5 minutes till the action starts.
• 40:17
  OK. Meanwhile, back with Malik, he's
• 40:20
  walking further into the water, chumming with his bloody nub,
• 40:22
  literally using it as beige while shouting while shouting.
• 40:28
  Come on. And then we get the underwater
• 40:30
  shots, and suddenly it's a hammerhead shark.
• 40:32
  And I was like, what? Wait, I don't think it was a
• 40:35
  hammerhead. Yeah, right.
• 40:38
  I was like that wasn't a hammerhead that got the first
• 40:40
  time and because I was like, there's no way this is the same
• 40:42
  shark and or this just. Yeah, it it got confusing
• 40:45
  because they didn't really explain that part at all.
• 40:47
  Yeah, not, not at the beginning, No, not at this.
• 40:49
  Point there's a hammerhead. Yeah, and I was like, prop guy
• 40:52
  really fucked up. Like what the fuck?
• 40:54
  You got the wrong shark dude. I was like.
• 40:57
  That would be a real bad fuck up too.
• 41:00
  There's a little continuity error here.
• 41:01
  We'll just leave it whatever, no one's going to notice.
• 41:04
  So and then also hammerheads don't exactly have the biggest
• 41:08
  fights. Like I don't know how well, I
• 41:11
  mean not, I mean, again, not a sharkyologist, but I just don't
• 41:15
  feel like they have a big enough mouth.
• 41:16
  Well, plus they have that hammer thing in the front that's really
• 41:20
  awkward when you're trying to get in there and bite somebody.
• 41:22
  I I just don't think it'd be a big old.
• 41:24
  And not only is that not only that, but hammerhead sharks
• 41:28
  don't really attack humans. It's rare that they do.
• 41:31
  Yeah, it's probably because they know they would have a hard.
• 41:33
  So it doesn't happen, right? Yeah, they're not dumb.
• 41:35
  They're not going to waste their time.
• 41:36
  Right. You know there's a lot of energy
• 41:38
  to be had and you know they need to save it and so they're not
• 41:40
  going to go after the heart stuff.
• 41:42
  No. So anyway, it was weird, but it
• 41:45
  was it worked because even though it did go, you know, full
• 41:50
  on underwater brawl and attack Malik and they were fighting
• 41:54
  like he was punching it and all this stuff, it did probably make
• 41:57
  it easier to fight the shark because he didn't really have to
• 42:01
  worry too much about getting majorly bitten.
• 42:03
  It's not like it's a big old great white or something or bull
• 42:05
  shark. So they're fighting away.
• 42:08
  Nick runs in to help tag team style, I guess.
• 42:10
  And then finally a Malik actually does end up Spearing it
• 42:13
  and killing it. Back on the boat, Red sets up a
• 42:16
  laptop and Gordon cracks a joke. Like, you know, if you want to
• 42:19
  stay connected, I'm Gordon 79 or something like that.
• 42:22
  Then Dennis and points at him stand up I need your I need your
• 42:25
  help. I was surprised it was 79 just
• 42:28
  saying. Dennis looks at Gordon and says
• 42:30
  stand up I need your help and Gordon's like OK what do you
• 42:32
  want me to do? And Dennis just says flat out I
• 42:35
  want you to get in the water. Of course Gordon refuses.
• 42:38
  I'm not getting in the water are you crazy?
• 42:39
  So Dennis pulls out a gun. Beth jumps up but Red grabs her
• 42:42
  and holds her back. Gordon tries to protest.
• 42:45
  I can't get in the water. There's A and Dennis finishes it
• 42:48
  for him and says a shark. Yeah, I know.
• 42:50
  And then Red casually drops the bomb.
• 42:52
  Who do you think put them in there?
• 42:54
  And that's when it all comes together.
• 42:56
  These guys have been stockpiling the lake with sharks on purpose.
• 43:00
  So then Gordon begs one last time.
• 43:03
  I know. It's crazy.
• 43:05
  Why are they doing this? So Gordon begs one last time,
• 43:08
  Dennis, please don't make me. But Dennis shoots him, I think,
• 43:11
  like, in the shoulder. And Gordon tumbles off the boat.
• 43:14
  He starts swimming and he he looks like he's swimming against
• 43:17
  the current. That's how it looked.
• 43:19
  And of course he's doing it with one arm.
• 43:21
  And then we see it, the fin cutting through the water and
• 43:23
  the underwater shots that the shark is turning straight
• 43:26
  towards him. So of course Gordon's like, oh,
• 43:29
  shit. And he's pushing harder.
• 43:31
  He finally reaches these really cool set of trees that are
• 43:34
  mostly submerged in the water, like halfway submerged.
• 43:38
  And so he hauls himself up there and he hangs on to a branch, but
• 43:42
  it's still kind of low, but enough where he's out of the
• 43:45
  water and thinks he's safe. And for a second you think he
• 43:48
  might actually be safe. And then BAM, the shark launches
• 43:51
  right out of the water, grabs him and drags him under.
• 43:54
  And that was a really cheesy, cheesy shark, too.
• 43:57
  Yeah, as I recall. Yeah, I wasn't diabetic, because
• 44:01
  I do love the guy that played that role.
• 44:03
  But, you know, they all got to die at some point.
• 44:06
  So back at the lake house, Malik and Nick finally make it onto
• 44:11
  shore, where Sarah and Blake are waiting.
• 44:12
  Malik, bleeding out, of course, still has the energy to brag.
• 44:16
  Told you I'd kill it. And sure enough, they've dragged
• 44:18
  A hammerhead shark up onto the beach.
• 44:20
  But Nick shakes his head. And he's like the shark I saw
• 44:22
  wasn't a hammerhead. And Sarah's like, wait, what?
• 44:25
  And he double s down and says it wasn't a hammerhead swam right
• 44:28
  by me, it was something else. A hammerhead is very
• 44:31
  distinctive. You're you're going to know if
• 44:33
  you see a. Hammerhead.
• 44:33
  Oh, absolutely. Yeah, so he has no idea how
• 44:36
  these sharks are even getting into the lake.
• 44:37
  Sarah throws out the theory that maybe hurricane season wash them
• 44:40
  in just like the other guys said Red.
• 44:43
  But while she's explaining, Nick notices something strange on the
• 44:46
  Hammerhead. He walks over, pulls on it
• 44:49
  really hard, Yanks it loose. It's a full on camera and it's
• 44:52
  not like it's a GoPro or a tiny little pin camera.
• 44:56
  This, this shit needs to be bolted.
• 44:59
  Fucking on the shark, basically. The thing was huge.
• 45:02
  It was a full on fucking camera. It's like, what?
• 45:05
  How are they doing that? Like almost 80s like huge ass
• 45:10
  camera. Yeah, it's like a camcorder
• 45:13
  you'd have to hold in your hand. I mean, it's and it had this big
• 45:16
  old thing. I'm like, how did they fucking
• 45:18
  put this thing on this shark? Like, this is ridiculous.
• 45:21
  Oh, don't worry about it, no one's going to notice.
• 45:23
  Be sure that I'm pretty sure that was the theme in the
• 45:28
  writing room. Nobody's going to notice, Yes.
• 45:30
  While they're all processing that insanity, Malik starts
• 45:34
  groaning and twitching, clearly not doing well.
• 45:36
  Blake decides I'm taking him across the lake on the jet ski
• 45:40
  and Sarah's like, wait, wait, wait, but no, no, no, you can't
• 45:42
  do that. But Blake insists.
• 45:44
  Look at him, we don't have time now.
• 45:46
  I don't know why this kid thought this jet ski when that
• 45:49
  speed boat couldn't out run a shark that obviously goes 5000
• 45:53
  mph, how he's going to run on a jet ski.
• 45:56
  So then we cut back to the boat. There's a lot of back and forth
• 45:58
  here. So then we come back to the
• 46:00
  boat. Beth snaps at the two guys.
• 46:03
  Who are you freaks? Dennis doesn't answer, he just
• 46:05
  tells her to strip down to her bra and panties.
• 46:07
  She refuses until he pulls the gun again and Red grabs her to
• 46:11
  force the issue. Now earlier while they were
• 46:14
  sitting on the boat while Gordon was still alive, there was a
• 46:16
  knife near them so she grabbed that and hid it in her pants and
• 46:19
  her back the back of her pants or whatever.
• 46:22
  So Red's got her and he's behind her and has his arm around her
• 46:26
  neck. She does decide to give in and
• 46:28
  take off her clothes, her shirt and her pants, but stuffed in
• 46:32
  the back of her underwear is where the knife is.
• 46:34
  So now Reds being all weird and gross and he's taunting her so
• 46:38
  she whips out the knife and stabs him in the shoulder.
• 46:41
  Rude. Yeah, how rude.
• 46:44
  And that makes Red furious. And here's where we find
• 46:46
  something even weirder is because I said earlier he has
• 46:50
  razor sharp teeth and you can really see them here.
• 46:52
  He has razored razor sharp teeth.
• 46:55
  He obviously had filed into almost like bangs, either the
• 46:59
  front teeth and maybe even the side ones, but the front teeth
• 47:02
  were obvious. Snarling at her like he's about
• 47:05
  to bite her neck, Dennis stops him, tells him to chill, and
• 47:07
  then decides to play a twisted little game instead.
• 47:10
  They make Beth take a shark quiz.
• 47:13
  Dennis asks her how many species of shark there are.
• 47:16
  She has no clue, but Red smugly throws out 350.
• 47:19
  Then Dennis launches into this whole monologue about how he's
• 47:22
  been diving with sharks for years.
• 47:24
  He's seen 45 or 46 species and starts rattling them off like
• 47:28
  he's Bubba from Frisk Gump. Yeah, these tiger sharks, great
• 47:35
  white sharks, whale sharks. So then meanwhile back at the
• 47:43
  house, Blakes plan is honestly stupid.
• 47:46
  You're sitting on the wave runner, Blake is facing forward
• 47:49
  because he's driving and then Malik is back to him.
• 47:53
  So they're back-to-back and then they tie something around Malik
• 47:57
  and Blake. So they're tied together.
• 48:00
  So if Malik falls off, Blake's going with him.
• 48:03
  This is just seems like a not a genius plan, but I guess it's
• 48:06
  because Malik has. I mean, I'm assuming because
• 48:08
  Malik doesn't have any strength and probably hold on, but he
• 48:10
  could have turned around and faced Blake and put one arm
• 48:14
  around him, maybe a leg or two and held on that way.
• 48:18
  But this seemed really dumb. So then we go back to the boat.
• 48:21
  So back in the boat, so they have this little netted square
• 48:25
  thing. It's like it's in the water and
• 48:27
  there's a bunch of cookie cookie cutter sharks in it, which are
• 48:31
  these little tiny sharks. They aren't very big.
• 48:34
  And anyway, they end up throwing Beth into it and Red has a
• 48:38
  camera on a long pole. So he's got it so that he they
• 48:42
  can record underwater what's going on with Beth.
• 48:46
  We got that videotaping them as they attack her.
• 48:48
  She is able to fight them for a little while.
• 48:51
  She's like pulling them off and here and there.
• 48:53
  But eventually they overtake her and she probably runs out of air
• 48:56
  as well. And probably she probably
• 48:58
  drowned before they actually killed her.
• 48:59
  So at this point, this is when I thought, OK, so the Sharks have
• 49:04
  an only fans page. That must be what's going on
• 49:06
  here. Everybody's doing it.
• 49:13
  Everybody, everybody's got it going on.
• 49:15
  So they're just taking, you know, they're being very, really
• 49:18
  nice humans. They're helping out the Sharks
• 49:21
  with their Only Fans page and they're recording things for
• 49:24
  them. And that's why all the sharks
• 49:26
  have the big cameras on them and all that stuff.
• 49:28
  That's how that's how they did it.
• 49:30
  That's how they did it. I'm an idiot.
• 49:32
  The sharks were like, yeah, can you help us out?
• 49:34
  I'm just going to turn over and you attach this camera to me.
• 49:38
  Now we can be great friends. OK, I'll give you 10%.
• 49:45
  You guys be my manager. OK?
• 49:48
  You see Nick and Sarah walking quickly down the dock because
• 49:50
  the sheriff has shown up. And he's like, hey, kiddos,
• 49:53
  how's it going? And Sarah's like, has the
• 49:55
  medevac shown up? Are they coming to get Malik?
• 49:58
  And she's asking all these questions.
• 49:59
  And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
• 50:01
  Slow down, honey Bunny. And he says, I don't know what
• 50:04
  you're talking about. And Nick said nobody sent you.
• 50:06
  And he's like, I saw the bonfire and I thought party.
• 50:10
  So OK, so. And of course, when he looks
• 50:13
  over at the fire when he says this, he sees the hammerhead
• 50:17
  shark and he's like, what the hell is that?
• 50:19
  So then we get a quick shot of Blake and Malik now as they're
• 50:22
  riding the jet ski through the water.
• 50:24
  Then we go back to the house and the sheriff's walking back into
• 50:27
  the house from because he was outside on his walkie-talkie.
• 50:30
  Nick and Sarah are sitting there at the table.
• 50:32
  He's talking to somebody about making sure that, you know, the
• 50:35
  medevacs ready, plus they, you know, everybody's out on the
• 50:38
  lake looking for them on this, on the jet ski and all that
• 50:41
  stuff. And they're going to Saint
• 50:42
  Francis and yadda yadda. So he's got people out looking
• 50:45
  for them on the jet ski. So Nick and Sarah have now stood
• 50:49
  up from the table and and walk over over there with the sheriff
• 50:53
  and Nick suddenly passes out and when he does this he knocks over
• 50:57
  this thermos the sheriff had with him and that thermos falls
• 51:00
  on the floor and spills. The sheriff and Sarah moved Nick
• 51:04
  to the couch. Then the dog comes into the
• 51:06
  kitchen and starts looking up what's spilled out of the
• 51:07
  thermos, which looks like maybe chicken noodle soup or
• 51:09
  something. I know this doesn't seem like
• 51:11
  it's important right now, but it's very important.
• 51:14
  But it will be It's foreshadowing.
• 51:16
  It is. So we go back to the boys on the
• 51:18
  jet ski, and then you see them careening through the waters and
• 51:22
  you see underwater shots and that are ominous and scary.
• 51:26
  And then Malik's looking out behind them and that's the way
• 51:28
  he's facing and he sees the shark coming up and he starts
• 51:31
  untying himself from Blake because he's decided that he's
• 51:34
  not going to take Blake with him and that he's just going to go
• 51:36
  ahead and sacrifice himself so Blake doesn't die too.
• 51:39
  But of course when Malik jumps off or falls off, whichever 1 he
• 51:42
  did, Blake notices. So he spins around to go back to
• 51:45
  save Malik and of course he can't be saved.
• 51:47
  And so then he turns back around and heads out because the
• 51:50
  shark's now coming for him. So then back at the house,
• 51:53
  they've got Nick laid out on the couch.
• 51:55
  Cher says he must just be exhausted from all the stress
• 51:58
  and tells Sarah to go grab a really cold towel.
• 52:00
  So she walks into the kitchen, which is just steps away and
• 52:04
  it's open. It's an open area.
• 52:06
  It's not like there's a big wall there.
• 52:08
  So she steps into the kitchen and she sees Sherman the dog
• 52:11
  just laying on the floor, not moving.
• 52:13
  And she's like Sherman. Meanwhile, the sheriff is busy
• 52:15
  making himself a drink. And that's what Sarah notices,
• 52:17
  the thermos on the floor that was spilled.
• 52:19
  She picks it up and is looking at it.
• 52:21
  And then right then the walkie-talkie, which is laying
• 52:23
  on the counter, goes off and somebody says, what's your 20s,
• 52:27
  sheriff? You missed a hell of a happy
• 52:28
  hour. Made a blood smoothie out of
• 52:30
  that tattoo chick. And that's when we realize and
• 52:34
  she realizes the sheriff's in on it.
• 52:37
  Well, she may not realize there's anything.
• 52:38
  Oh. No, but she knows.
• 52:40
  Yeah, she kind of knows something's going on, but now.
• 52:42
  But we really know what's going on.
• 52:44
  Sort of. So then the voice adds, why
• 52:46
  don't you bring Blondie out here so we can have ourselves some
• 52:49
  fun? And that's the moment when she
• 52:50
  realizes she's completely screwed.
• 52:52
  She walks over to the butcher block knife holder thingy, pulls
• 52:55
  out a big knife and, you know, has it behind her back.
• 52:58
  So then she starts walking over towards the sheriff again, maybe
• 53:02
  maybe 10 steps away from her and away from this walkie-talkie
• 53:06
  that you could, he should have been able to hear but didn't.
• 53:09
  I guess he he was really into that drink.
• 53:11
  So the sheriff, I guess, realized she's been gone a
• 53:13
  little too long, so he yells out for her.
• 53:15
  She says I'm coming. And as he goes back to sipping
• 53:18
  his drink, she gets up behind him.
• 53:20
  She's about to stab him with a knife and then all of a sudden
• 53:23
  Dennis bursts in, grabs her, and ruins her whole plan.
• 53:26
  You know what happens? Yeah, it's, it's the worst.
• 53:29
  So they're they're struggling. He has his hand over her mouth.
• 53:33
  She bites his hand and makes a run for it, but he shoots her
• 53:36
  with a dart. She staggers, tries to fight it
• 53:38
  off, and then she but she finally passes out.
• 53:41
  Let me cut back to Blake, who's still tearing up the lake on the
• 53:43
  jet ski. Looks like he might actually
• 53:45
  make it. And then boom, out of nowhere, a
• 53:48
  ginormous, I'm assuming great white launches straight out of
• 53:53
  the water and scoops him right off the jet ski.
• 53:55
  And that's bye, bye Blakey. Hi Blake.
• 53:58
  Back at the house, we see Nick and he is tied to a chair inside
• 54:04
  that shed thing, the boathouse, I guess the boathouse.
• 54:07
  And there's a big opening in the floor and underneath it you can
• 54:11
  see sharks swimming around. And that's when Nick realizes
• 54:15
  just how bad things are going to get.
• 54:17
  So then we go back to the boat. The dog's OK.
• 54:20
  It woke back up. It's on the boat now, but now
• 54:22
  Dennis has Sarah locked inside a big shark diving cage.
• 54:26
  He starts dragging her down memory lane, all pissy about it
• 54:29
  because she ran over his face years ago.
• 54:32
  Like my God, get over it. She tells him she was drowning
• 54:36
  and then she was out of air and he pushes back.
• 54:38
  Were you really out of air? If she says she was out of air,
• 54:40
  I guess she was out of air. So while they're going back and
• 54:43
  forth, so while they're going back and forth, the dog starts
• 54:47
  barking. Dennis complaints about it and
• 54:49
  Red's like he just needs a little attention, then says, can
• 54:52
  we keep it? And Dennis is like, no.
• 54:55
  So then Red casually just picks up the dog and throws it out
• 54:58
  into the lake. And of course, this upsets
• 55:00
  Sarah. And Dennis grabs her through the
• 55:02
  bars of the cage and holds a knife up to her face right near
• 55:05
  where his scar is. Like he's going to do the same
• 55:08
  thing to her face. Now we cut back to the sheriff
• 55:10
  and Nick. The sheriff explains about this
• 55:13
  whole Sharks Only fans page that they got going on.
• 55:20
  So basically Shark Week pulls in over 20 million viewers, and
• 55:23
  some of those viewers want to see the real thing.
• 55:25
  So they're out here making what are basically shark snuff films,
• 55:28
  right? He shows a video and the girl
• 55:31
  when we see the girl from the beginning again, it's the only
• 55:33
  time we see her. So the girl at the beginning of
• 55:36
  the movie, the one that got attacked with the cameras when
• 55:38
  her boyfriend threw her top off and she'll get it.
• 55:41
  She was their first upload and I guess they must have made a
• 55:45
  bunch of reviews, made a bunch of money.
• 55:46
  I don't know, I'm assuming it's a dark web thing.
• 55:49
  So back on the boat, Dennis asks Sarah why she left him.
• 55:52
  She breaks down and says she was 18, she was scared and couldn't
• 55:56
  even face herself, much less him.
• 55:58
  After, of course, she cut his face open, I guess.
• 56:01
  She says she came back to make it right because she really did
• 56:04
  love him. And then he softens.
• 56:06
  Of course. She's like, I really, really,
• 56:09
  truly did love you. I didn't do anything with anyone
• 56:12
  for the three years I've been away.
• 56:14
  You were the last guy I was ever with.
• 56:16
  And so he softens. Romantic.
• 56:19
  Yeah, it's such a sweet, sweet moment.
• 56:21
  And he grabs her hand through the bars and leans in close, and
• 56:24
  she leans in close and that's when she grabs his gun and
• 56:28
  points it at him. And of course instead of just
• 56:30
  pulling the trigger she just takes her sweet ass time.
• 56:33
  She tells her to unlock the cage but then never shoots him.
• 56:36
  These horror girls almost or horror people never make a quick
• 56:39
  decision except for that girl in your next.
• 56:41
  She was the only one that has that I've seen so.
• 56:43
  Far right. Yeah, absolutely.
• 56:45
  Yeah. She had her shit together.
• 56:46
  She did. She just killed who needed to be
• 56:48
  killed, and that was that. She didn't need to have a speech
• 56:50
  or try to psychoanalyze them or any shit.
• 56:53
  But most of them, yeah, just like Sarah, they just drag it
• 56:55
  out. And because she drags it out,
• 56:56
  Dennis easily gets his gun back. So now he's extra pissed because
• 57:00
  she fooled him again. He gets on the walkie-talkie and
• 57:03
  tells someone named Carl. Then it's almost dawn and to
• 57:06
  wake up the big girl. I don't even know who Carl is.
• 57:09
  He's never been mentioned before.
• 57:10
  So then for like 5 seconds we do see Carl.
• 57:14
  He lifts the cage door and lets out a shark.
• 57:16
  And that's literally it. He's just some weirdo looking
• 57:18
  guy. Probably related to Red because
• 57:20
  they look very that kind of look and but they gave him a name so
• 57:23
  that was nice. Which is surprising because he
• 57:25
  was only there for like 2 seconds.
• 57:26
  It was like a two second roll. So back at the boat shed, the
• 57:29
  sheriff cuts Nick's leg with a knife so blood can drip into the
• 57:32
  water, which didn't make any sense because later when we see
• 57:35
  an underwater view, that whole section under where the the hole
• 57:39
  is in the floor is all netted off with sharks just in it.
• 57:43
  They push sharks in there. So like, why do they need to?
• 57:46
  That didn't make any sense. So anyway, yeah, yeah, so.
• 57:49
  Dramatics. I guess so he, he cuts his leg
• 57:52
  with a knife so the the blood can drip in the water.
• 57:55
  And then when this happened, Nick reacts, kicks his leg out
• 57:59
  and ends up knocking over a gas can.
• 58:01
  I guess that's why they did it. They need the setup for the
• 58:03
  knocking over the gas can. So here's the setup.
• 58:06
  So the chair Nick's tied to is connected to this hydraulic
• 58:09
  pulley system. The sheriff starts raising him
• 58:11
  up over the big hole in the floor like he's about to be
• 58:13
  shark baked. Nick's pleading, saying you
• 58:16
  don't have to do this. You don't have to do this.
• 58:17
  The sheriff's like, oh, just think of like a carnival dunk
• 58:19
  tank, except this dunk day comes with A twist.
• 58:23
  So he lowers Nick down. Yeah.
• 58:26
  Dunks him into the water. I love that guy, too.
• 58:28
  Donald Logue, I guess is how you say.
• 58:30
  His name? Yeah, Donald Logue.
• 58:32
  Yeah, I love that. I loved him in a Grounded for
• 58:35
  Life. What was it?
• 58:36
  It was the show Grounded for Life.
• 58:37
  Oh, grounded for life. Oh, OK, OK.
• 58:39
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love him.
• 58:42
  He dunks him in the water and Nick's down there looking around
• 58:45
  and all of a sudden a shark turns and looks at him, but the
• 58:49
  shark is not moving it just once it turns it stops moving.
• 58:52
  It just stares at him, which I thought was weird because I
• 58:55
  thought sharks had to constantly move all the time or they die.
• 58:57
  Nothing is what I guess. Yeah, yeah.
• 58:59
  That, that is something that that is real because the oxygen
• 59:03
  has to go through the rod gills. Yeah.
• 59:05
  Yeah, but this one apparently is just cool.
• 59:08
  He's just hanging out and making eye contact.
• 59:09
  That's all he wants to do. Well, I mean it is more
• 59:14
  romantic. When you.
• 59:16
  Yeah, right. And you think he would have just
• 59:17
  charged at it as soon as he got in there, but whatever.
• 59:20
  So. So the sheriff, the sheriff
• 59:22
  Yanks him back up. It's like he's just teasing him
• 59:25
  or maybe teasing the sharks. I don't know.
• 59:27
  I can't tell which. So then he turns on some music
• 59:29
  and starts rambling about how you're 15 times more likely to
• 59:32
  die from a coconut, coconut falling on your head than from a
• 59:35
  shark attack. And then he throws in a couple
• 59:37
  more random stats that I don't really remember.
• 59:40
  In the meantime, Nick's working on his escape.
• 59:42
  So Nick happened to have a lighter, and he was tied with
• 59:46
  zip ties, which are just plastic.
• 59:48
  So he takes the lighter and melts the ties to start bringing
• 59:52
  himself. The sheriff, meanwhile, is still
• 59:54
  on his little monologue, and he tells Nick he's a big hair metal
• 59:58
  fan and asks Nick if he has a request for his dyeing music.
• 1:00:01
  And Nick says Guns and Roses. And the sheriff laughs.
• 1:00:05
  Like, I know what you're trying to do, man.
• 1:00:07
  You're trying to make me love you.
• 1:00:08
  But he turns around. And goes back to the stereo to
• 1:00:11
  put on some guns and roses. That's when Nick tosses the
• 1:00:14
  lighter into the spilled gasoline and boom, up goes the
• 1:00:17
  sheriff on fire. So he's now run around like a
• 1:00:20
  maniac and of course falls straight into the water.
• 1:00:22
  Nick unties himself fully slams. There's a big glass door that
• 1:00:27
  goes on top of this hole in the floor.
• 1:00:29
  So he shuts that down over the hole.
• 1:00:32
  And then of course, the sharks attack and eat the sheriff.
• 1:00:35
  So bye bye sheriff Nick makes it out of the shed and head towards
• 1:00:38
  heads toward the door. The sun's it's just starting to
• 1:00:40
  come up and he spots the boat, which is not that far away,
• 1:00:43
  where Sarah is still stuck with Dennis in red.
• 1:00:46
  So without hesitation, he dives into the water and starts
• 1:00:49
  swimming toward them. Meanwhile, on the boat, Dennis
• 1:00:52
  is lowering Sarah into the water inside the shark cage.
• 1:00:55
  No, that sounds weird. Why did I write it like that?
• 1:01:05
  That makes it sound like I was saying he's lowering Sarah into
• 1:01:08
  the water that's inside the shark cage.
• 1:01:10
  Like the shark cage has water in it has.
• 1:01:13
  Water in it already. And the water is not escaping
• 1:01:17
  for some reason, even though there it should be.
• 1:01:19
  But anyway, Dennis is lowering. Sarah, who's in the shark cage,
• 1:01:26
  is now being lowered into the water by Dennis.
• 1:01:30
  There we go, There we go. But he doesn't put her all the
• 1:01:35
  way in. He pauses.
• 1:01:36
  So that's just like, her head sticking out and she's still got
• 1:01:39
  some, you know, she can still breathe.
• 1:01:40
  Then he sits at the edge of the boat and casually says, We had
• 1:01:43
  some good time, Sarah. Real shame.
• 1:01:46
  Then he dumps a bucket of bloody chum all over her.
• 1:01:49
  Honestly, this is the worst foreplay ever.
• 1:01:51
  It's basically the shark version of a cumshot.
• 1:01:57
  It's the facial. It is only fans.
• 1:02:04
  So this part I didn't really understand because she's in a
• 1:02:10
  Shark Tank or shark cage rather, right?
• 1:02:13
  And he's throwing chum on her? Yep.
• 1:02:16
  How is the shark supposed to get her?
• 1:02:19
  That's what I didn't understand. I was like what the fuck this is
• 1:02:22
  a shark cage on purpose. I mean shark cages are used by
• 1:02:25
  divers so they can go in the water where the sharks are and
• 1:02:27
  not get attacked by shark. Right.
• 1:02:29
  I mean it would make more sense if he cut the cable and let the
• 1:02:32
  shark cage fall to the bottom. Because.
• 1:02:36
  Then she has no way she couldn't get out.
• 1:02:38
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. She won't be able to breathe
• 1:02:39
  eventually. Yeah, but the sharks wouldn't be
• 1:02:42
  able to get her, right. Although technically we it later
• 1:02:45
  on does. And.
• 1:02:46
  And later on when we get to that part, we'll talk about it
• 1:02:49
  because he must have done something to that cage.
• 1:02:53
  But at this point in the movie, I am like, just like you.
• 1:02:56
  What the fuck are you doing? This is a shark cage.
• 1:02:58
  What are you doing? Does it make any sense?
• 1:03:00
  Yeah. So, yeah, that was.
• 1:03:01
  It seemed really dumb. And it probably still is really
• 1:03:03
  dumb. So.
• 1:03:06
  So just as Dennis is about to lower her the rest of the way
• 1:03:09
  down, Nick yells from behind. He's gotten up on the boat and
• 1:03:12
  he yells, bring her up. Dennis turns, and there's Nick
• 1:03:15
  holding Red in a chokehold, gun pressed against his head.
• 1:03:18
  And at this point I'm thinking, is Dennis even care about red?
• 1:03:22
  Like why would Dennis give a shit about red?
• 1:03:23
  I doubt he does. Like, is this really leverage?
• 1:03:25
  Because it didn't. Yeah, it didn't really seem like
• 1:03:28
  that. He gave a shit about Red.
• 1:03:29
  Yeah, If it was one or the other, either one would just let
• 1:03:32
  the other die. Like, I don't think anybody
• 1:03:34
  would care. So of course, Red's panicking.
• 1:03:36
  He's like, Dennis, come on, man. This isn't funny because Dennis
• 1:03:39
  is just looking at him. But Dennis doesn't exactly
• 1:03:41
  spring into action. So finally, Dennis goes OK, OK,
• 1:03:44
  and turns back towards Sarah. He smirks and says looks like
• 1:03:48
  it's your lucky day. And he goes like he's going to
• 1:03:50
  pull her back up. But instead there's a big knife
• 1:03:54
  right there, luckily, I guess. And he grabs that, whips around
• 1:03:58
  and throws it straight into Red. So then that drops him dead on
• 1:04:03
  the spot. Nick, let's go of him and Red's
• 1:04:05
  body tumbles into the water. Then Dennis lunges at Nick,
• 1:04:08
  grabbing him by the throat. And right in the middle of this
• 1:04:10
  showdown, he decides to basically quote Kenny Rogers.
• 1:04:13
  He says if you're going to play poker, son, you got to know what
• 1:04:16
  you're holding, is what he says. And my immediate thought was,
• 1:04:19
  well, Nick's. Holding a gun to hold them
• 1:04:22
  right. But I was like, oh, Nick's
• 1:04:24
  holding a gun, so he doesn't know what he's holding.
• 1:04:27
  And sure enough, Nick fires, shooting Dennis in the, like,
• 1:04:29
  near the ribs, lower ribs area. And Dennis stumbles back,
• 1:04:32
  clutching his side and falls straight into the lake.
• 1:04:34
  So now Nick scrambles to race Sarah back out of the water.
• 1:04:38
  You know, get the cage up. She's still just where she was.
• 1:04:41
  But of course, Dennis isn't done.
• 1:04:43
  He swam around the cage, climbing.
• 1:04:46
  I wrote swum. Is swum even a word anyway?
• 1:04:51
  He swummed there. He swummed for his life.
• 1:04:59
  He swam around the cage, climbing up the back of it,
• 1:05:02
  hands on the on the latch that would drop it from the chain,
• 1:05:06
  and before Nick could react, Dennis Yanks it loose and both
• 1:05:09
  he and Sarah plunged underwater. Sarah, of course, being trapped
• 1:05:12
  inside the cage and Dennis is on the outside.
• 1:05:15
  Nick grabs that electric shark rod exploding thingy or the
• 1:05:19
  giant bolt zapper gun, whatever it was, and dives in after them
• 1:05:22
  and he's trying to force the cage open.
• 1:05:24
  Sarah's inside, panicking, and she does that whole sign that I
• 1:05:28
  can't breathe, that I can't breathe.
• 1:05:30
  So what does Nick do? He floats away.
• 1:05:37
  She's like damn, what's this weird effect I have on?
• 1:05:39
  That on the water. No, Nick doesn't float away.
• 1:05:42
  So Nick then swim Well, he does. He swims up to the surface.
• 1:05:46
  He and it's funny because when he does swim to the surface, she
• 1:05:50
  kind of has this look on her face like Chucks.
• 1:05:53
  I guess this is it for me anyway.
• 1:05:55
  He gulps in a big breath, then then swims back down and blows
• 1:05:59
  air into her mouth, which I don't.
• 1:06:02
  I guess he didn't breathe in the air.
• 1:06:04
  This is one thing about CPR that I never understand.
• 1:06:06
  I mean, I guess there's, I guess there's a little bit of O2 in
• 1:06:09
  there, but when we breathe out, we breathe out carbon dioxide.
• 1:06:13
  So it's like, right, what are you giving them?
• 1:06:15
  It never makes sense. Yeah, no, no, I mean, all you're
• 1:06:19
  doing is like with CPRS, you're just pushing air into their into
• 1:06:23
  their esophagus to loosen up whatever's there.
• 1:06:25
  You're not really giving them any kind of oxygen.
• 1:06:28
  Yeah, you can't. You're just.
• 1:06:29
  A whole lot. Of air pump.
• 1:06:30
  Right. Yeah, Which of course now
• 1:06:32
  they've gotten rid of breaths, they just do compressions now.
• 1:06:35
  So anyway, this is not exactly a method, a rescue method.
• 1:06:37
  On which one you use? Yeah, that's right.
• 1:06:40
  It depends on which which method that you use, because you know,
• 1:06:44
  one method, yeah, they they did away with the breaths.
• 1:06:46
  And then there's another method you still use the breaths and.
• 1:06:50
  Oh. Oh, I thought you were.
• 1:06:52
  I thought you were being funny. Sorry.
• 1:06:54
  Because we know another way. No.
• 1:06:55
  No, no, no, there's actually. Because there's an only fans
• 1:06:58
  version of CPR that we have talked about, not on the show,
• 1:07:01
  but. I beg.
• 1:07:15
  Your pardon? Yeah.
• 1:07:21
  OK, where the heck am I? All right, So then Dennis comes
• 1:07:24
  from behind. What a Segway.
• 1:07:30
  I know, right? Perfect.
• 1:07:32
  OK, he grabs a hold of Nick. He grabs a hold of Nick.
• 1:07:38
  They're in the struggle. Nick drops the big shark.
• 1:07:41
  But oh, he drops the big shark busting prod thing and things
• 1:07:45
  are looking bad until Sarah steps up.
• 1:07:47
  Nick and Dennis are fighting up against the cage and Nick is up.
• 1:07:51
  Nick is the one that's up against the cage.
• 1:07:53
  So Sarah steps in. She grabs Dennis by the hair and
• 1:07:55
  Yanks his head back and repeatedly, repeatedly slams his
• 1:08:00
  face, his face, the back of his head into the cage.
• 1:08:03
  At some point, she ties his leg to the bar, which I didn't see.
• 1:08:06
  And I don't know what she tied him with or she had anything
• 1:08:09
  with her. But that traps him there.
• 1:08:12
  Yeah, but that traps him there, attached to the cage.
• 1:08:15
  And he looks at her and she flips him off.
• 1:08:18
  And then you see, because the shark is coming towards Dennis
• 1:08:21
  and he can't get free. So guess what?
• 1:08:24
  It's not a very loyal. I mean, I guess they severed
• 1:08:27
  their ties with their manager because he just chomps Dennis a
• 1:08:31
  lot like that on the cage. So then Nick resurfaces.
• 1:08:35
  And this was skimming. Yeah, so Nick is now at the
• 1:08:38
  surface of the water, and guess who shows up?
• 1:08:40
  Sherman, The goodest of good boys.
• 1:08:42
  He's achieved the electronic exploding.
• 1:08:45
  Yeah, like a champ. So good dog.
• 1:08:46
  Good dog. So meanwhile, the shark isn't
• 1:08:49
  done. It starts hammering the flimsy
• 1:08:51
  cage, breaking through it like it's made of tin.
• 1:08:53
  So basically if you look at this cage, there were parts in the
• 1:08:58
  middle section where cuz you get that, well, there's the, there's
• 1:09:02
  that part that's pretty open, but then underneath that you
• 1:09:05
  have rods that go down, you know, whatever.
• 1:09:09
  But they had like, I don't know if they had weakened them or
• 1:09:12
  done something, but they had, they look like, like they took
• 1:09:15
  pool noodles and cut them down to size and put them around
• 1:09:18
  these bars. And I guess that maybe that's
• 1:09:21
  why, because the shark went right through it real easy.
• 1:09:24
  It didn't have any problem getting through those bars, but
• 1:09:27
  it's just hammering at this flimsy cage and it breaks
• 1:09:30
  through it and no problem. And I mean, it's practically
• 1:09:33
  like, I don't know, paper mache or something.
• 1:09:35
  So the shark's just about to get Sarah when Nick stabs it with
• 1:09:38
  the prod and boom, shark guts go everywhere.
• 1:09:41
  Then we see Sarah and she's limp.
• 1:09:43
  She's out of air again, so Nick swims into the cage, pulls her
• 1:09:46
  out, drags her to the surface, always drags her to the surface.
• 1:09:50
  Sherman even grabs her hand, helping haul her back to the
• 1:09:53
  boat or to the dock. Nick gives her CPR, she coughs
• 1:09:56
  and she sputters back to life. Nick tells her it's over.
• 1:10:00
  She kisses him and whispers thank you.
• 1:10:02
  They both look out at the water, catching their breath.
• 1:10:06
  And then because this was a 3D movie by the way, I forgot to
• 1:10:09
  mention that. Yes, yeah, I was a little
• 1:10:12
  annoyed by that too. Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  And then because it didn't need. To be 3D.
• 1:10:17
  No. And it was funny because
• 1:10:18
  sometimes like it, it didn't look weird when you were
• 1:10:20
  watching it, except sometimes things when they were blowing up
• 1:10:23
  or going towards you, they were obviously like thrown at you in
• 1:10:27
  a weird way. And so that's, you know, if
• 1:10:29
  you're wearing 33D glasses, that's how it would look like.
• 1:10:32
  It's it's actually hitting you, I guess.
• 1:10:34
  And that and and that could be why the underwater shots look so
• 1:10:37
  weird. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Maybe that is why that was like that.
• 1:10:40
  I forgot about that. I didn't even think about that.
• 1:10:42
  So. But because this was a 3D movie
• 1:10:44
  and they just, you know, had to end it with a gold jump scare, I
• 1:10:47
  guess a giant shark lunges out of the water and straight at the
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  screen, which is supposed to be terrifying, I guess, in the
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  theaters. But really, it's just the 3D
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  gimmick thing. One last time.
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  Yeah. So that's the end.
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  Yay. Yay.
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  So, your thoughts on Shark Night?
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  I did not care for it as as we stated, I love Ronald Logue, the
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  sheriff, right? And what was the other guy's
• 1:11:12
  name? Gordon.
• 1:11:14
  Yeah, his name is Gordon. Gordon Yeah.
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  Gordon was his character's name. He has.
• 1:11:18
  He's one of the three names, right?
• 1:11:20
  Something David Morris or I can't think of.
• 1:11:23
  He's got three names, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I, I don't know
• 1:11:26
  his his name either, but he's an actor that, you know, if you see
• 1:11:31
  him, you know him, man. Like I said, like whenever he's
• 1:11:34
  in a movie, you know, it's going to be somewhat cheesy.
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  But I like him for that, you know, because he he does put a
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  lot into his roles. Even though the movie might not
• 1:11:44
  be great, he does a good job with what he has.
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  So I think he's been in Hatchet, he was in Grandma's Boy, couple
• 1:11:52
  of other things. Joel Joel David Moore.
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  I don't know what's. His name OK, but I know that,
• 1:11:59
  you know, when you watch a movie, you know, you, you kind
• 1:12:02
  of you you need to have a sense of reality.
• 1:12:07
  What am I trying to say? Suspend reality, you know,
• 1:12:09
  because it's a movie, you know, and it's a story and it's
• 1:12:13
  supposed to be supposed to be exciting, dramatic, whatever
• 1:12:18
  this one asked too much of you to says says I'm going to have
• 1:12:21
  reality, right? That's me fucking up.
• 1:12:27
  Right. You, you know, it, it asks you
• 1:12:31
  too much to suspend reality. And it just took me right out of
• 1:12:36
  it. And I just, I don't know, I, I
• 1:12:38
  spent more time trying to look up inaccuracies than actually
• 1:12:44
  like sitting down and watching the movie because there was so
• 1:12:47
  much going on that was wrong. It's just like, and you know,
• 1:12:52
  because like at one point they said that there was a tiger
• 1:12:54
  shark. Tiger sharks really can't live
• 1:12:57
  in in a lakes long term. They came for a short, short
• 1:13:00
  term, but not long term. Bull sharks.
• 1:13:02
  Yeah, they can. I mean, they they're they, they
• 1:13:05
  can live in just about anything. They're like the snails of the
• 1:13:08
  ocean. Right.
• 1:13:08
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's.
• 1:13:10
  Good even though cells are in the ocean, but.
• 1:13:11
  Right. Good analogy though.
• 1:13:15
  Right. But honestly, All in all, I
• 1:13:17
  would give it a four cents. I wouldn't go much higher than
• 1:13:19
  that. Right.
• 1:13:20
  So I, I actually watch this movie twice sometimes.
• 1:13:23
  I'm sorry. Yeah, I watched, Of course, my
• 1:13:25
  first run through was just to watch it.
• 1:13:27
  My second one is to do all my my stuff.
• 1:13:29
  Of course, you know, not a spectacular movie, but I can't
• 1:13:32
  say that I hated it because I do have some sort of weird affinity
• 1:13:37
  for cheesy ass shark movies. I don't know why.
• 1:13:41
  I just do just. I think I inside of jaws, I
• 1:13:45
  expect every other shark movie I watch to be a cheesy ass shark
• 1:13:50
  movie. I have no Great Expectations of
• 1:13:53
  it being, you know, amazing and fantabulous.
• 1:13:55
  And of course it does have it had two people in it that I I
• 1:13:59
  love. I love Joel David Moore and I
• 1:14:01
  love Donald Logue. So they helped the movie a lot
• 1:14:05
  because both of them did. I mean, and it wasn't like, you
• 1:14:08
  know, even for a cheesy movie, like sometimes I'll watch some
• 1:14:11
  cheesy ass fucking shark movies and you know, the acting is just
• 1:14:14
  like, what the fuck? Like do these people even have
• 1:14:17
  they ever acted before? And some of them have because a
• 1:14:20
  lot, and I hate to say this because I don't have anything
• 1:14:22
  against this guy, but Casper Van Dean is in a lot of these cheesy
• 1:14:27
  ass water movies that there's something in the water, whether
• 1:14:30
  it's a shark or there was one I watched with him.
• 1:14:35
  I think his wife was in it too and she was like a scientist.
• 1:14:38
  Was it some water wolf? Maybe, I don't know, like a wolf
• 1:14:41
  shark and it was like a or a wolf octopus.
• 1:14:43
  Maybe in water wolf. It was it was dumb.
• 1:14:48
  And the acting usually is just absolutely fucking horrible in
• 1:14:53
  all of them. But this one, I didn't find the
• 1:14:55
  acting to be too bad Anybody but those two, of course.
• 1:14:58
  And like you said, I. I would agree.
• 1:15:01
  I would agree. That is one thing I did forget
• 1:15:03
  to mention is that for what they had, I thought everybody did a
• 1:15:07
  good job with the roles that they had in the acting right.
• 1:15:11
  It was the story that was really messed up.
• 1:15:13
  Right, right. And it's funny because the guy
• 1:15:15
  that played red, that's the that guy was in.
• 1:15:19
  Fuck, I didn't hear, I didn't see that one.
• 1:15:22
  That's. The name of the movie?
• 1:15:26
  It's fuck with a long pause. That's exactly how you say it.
• 1:15:33
  Dot dot dot. Blair Witch Project.
• 1:15:35
  I was like, my God, what the fuck?
• 1:15:37
  But he was Josh in The Blair Witch Project.
• 1:15:41
  And it's funny, anytime I see the only two I've ever seen from
• 1:15:44
  that movie that have done other movies.
• 1:15:46
  Yeah, So the only ones I've ever seen from that movie are him and
• 1:15:49
  the girl. I haven't seen that other guy do
• 1:15:51
  anything else. But any time I see them, I
• 1:15:54
  automatically always think of, yeah, Heather, I automatically
• 1:15:57
  always think of Blair Witch and I'm always like, what are they
• 1:15:59
  doing here? I thought they died.
• 1:16:01
  Wasn't that real every time. But yeah, so I didn't really
• 1:16:04
  hate the movie. This is one of those movies that
• 1:16:06
  again, I did watch it twice and I wasn't like, Oh my God, I have
• 1:16:09
  to watch it twice. Because there have been some
• 1:16:11
  movies where I'm like, fuck, I have to watch this twice.
• 1:16:13
  But this one I didn't, I didn't, I didn't hate it enough to where
• 1:16:16
  I was like, Oh my God, I have to watch it twice.
• 1:16:19
  So I I mean, it wasn't fantastic, but I would probably
• 1:16:22
  give it a 5 1/2. I mean, you know, it's one of
• 1:16:25
  those movies like yes, and I know we say this all the time.
• 1:16:28
  If I were flipping through channels that I don't flip
• 1:16:30
  through anymore and it was on, I'd probably keep watching it
• 1:16:33
  just for the heck of it, just because, just because those two
• 1:16:36
  people are in it mainly because I like them so much.
• 1:16:39
  So they are the one that that's probably why I'd keep watching.
• 1:16:41
  It's definitely a background. It's definitely like a
• 1:16:44
  background movie. Right.
• 1:16:46
  I mean, you see on your phone, do another.
• 1:16:48
  Section too. Right, yeah, I'm over here
• 1:16:51
  playing Merge Mansion while I'm watching the show or whatever.
• 1:16:54
  You know, watching shark overly fans.
• 1:16:56
  Yeah, it reminds me to always put on my shark.
• 1:16:59
  Only fans. Oh, only $20?
• 1:17:06
  Hell yeah. Subscribe.
• 1:17:08
  OK. So fantastic.
• 1:17:18
  Only fantastic. Anything else?
• 1:17:23
  We can put a sock on it. All right, we can put a sock on
• 1:17:26
  it. All right, that's it for this
• 1:17:28
  week's episode of Two Cents. We see scary movies.
• 1:17:31
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• 1:17:36
  a shark because I did swim team in high school.
• 1:17:39
  Dan, what terrifying pic do you have lined up for us next week?
• 1:17:43
  The black. Demon.
• 1:17:44
  It's on Amazon Prime. It's about a possessed What's
• 1:17:49
  the prehistoric shark megalodon? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:53
  Attacking a oil rig. OK, I think I've seen this one
• 1:17:57
  did a lot of shark movies, so I might see this one.
• 1:18:00
  So I'll be interested to see if I have.
• 1:18:01
  All right, well, that's where we watch it.
• 1:18:03
  Amazon Prime. Amazon Prime.
• 1:18:05
  All right, OK, well, that's it until next week.
• 1:18:08
  Hope we see you there, or we won't see anybody anyway.
• 1:18:11
  And remember, be scared, be prepared and don't get caught in
• 1:18:15
  the dark.