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Episode 1193 - Jelly Roll Files for Divorce · Ross Patterson Revolution!

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[SPEAKER_01]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome Ross, Patterson Revolution.
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1:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I know I sound excited, but...
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not okay, I'm barely getting back A fucking left my wife, and I don't know why Jelly roll, Jay roll, jelly, Mr.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Roll Roll Daddy, we're on a...
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's getting divorced.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is filed from divorce, from bunny, Excel.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't take it in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Take it in.
1:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Take your time with this one.
1:49
[SPEAKER_01]: We were all stunned.
1:51
[SPEAKER_01]: We were all so fucking stunned.
1:55
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the guy who looked like he could be in an ANE show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My 600 pound wife.
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[SPEAKER_01]: is divorcing a borderline playmates.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, a borderline playmates who lived with him in a fucking trailer when he was nothing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was a garbage human being who weighed 500 and 30 pounds in a trailer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: meets this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Young vibrance.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Some might say prostitutes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Others call her sex worker.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And guess what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was love at first sight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Roll gets on stage and roll does what roll does.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, he just brings his little guitar, which, you know, at the time before he lost all this weight, look like a goddamn ukulele on his fat body.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But no, it wasn't actual guitar.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Actual, real size, human guitar, not for children, not for moan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But for a 530-pound man living in a trailer and just playing his little fucking hardout night after night, chasing his dreams, what happens?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What happens to Mr.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Roll?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, 2015, I met her to concert in Vegas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's where Jelly Roll was performing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And Bonnie, well, she recalled being mesmerized.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When he introduced himself and the two quickly bonded over their shared past.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, if you wanted to have that shared past, who's at the Golden Courout, sure wasn't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure wasn't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's hot, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And and also gonna probably say this about 30, 40 more times throughout the show, a sex worker.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's not a job where you can be a fucking ego in, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Especially not in Vegas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Vegas is pricey on the Prosties.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, you go down to the front desk.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a fuck what hell who tell you're at.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care if it's at the Balazio, or the Venetian, or Planet Hollywood, or Westward fucking hell.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a fuck if you're at the circus circus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You roll down the concierge and say, hey,
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just had a hot streak at the Crap's table, and I feel I get an apostitute tonight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, chances are they'll hook you up, but they'll also look you up and down and say, how much can you afford for this prostitute for the evening?
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[SPEAKER_01]: because a chick like bunny exo just to get her to the god damn door is gonna run you six it's gonna run you 600 friends and that's not even including the sexual shits that's just a show up maybe show some brawn panty you know a little panty grease that's 600 just to wrap on the door
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, do you call to order as you order service?
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[SPEAKER_00]: As you order 600 roses, 600 hours worth of roses?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The walk into the room.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, grab the phone by the nightstand, call their pee up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they're pimp, and they'll say, hey, I'm in the room, and he'll be like, okay, detractive man for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If he, if he, um, if he, um, if he, the okay, the white, if he, the decent, if he, and then they'll kind of go through the, like, a hush tone in the phone.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he seems to be okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He seems to be white.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I mean, look, we're going to have to have a safe order or something and all, all the, I'll call you back, okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But he got my cell phone on me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's going to happen here, okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But this, this seems to be okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And the
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you give me that money in front of my hand?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, if you got the money in your hand, it's all good, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you call me, we got a problem.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got a problem, you call me, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I said, I have the money in my hands, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have the money in my hands.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then they'll kind of bargain with you going upwards, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You want an HJ?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're probably looking at a hundo.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You want a beach?
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[SPEAKER_01]: probably looking at two hundo, if you want to fuck someone like bunny exo, in Vegas, probably looking at $300 on top of the $600, so she's making a decent living.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, guess who isn't?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mr.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Roll.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jelly Roll's not making a good living, you know, he's kind of showing up at
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[SPEAKER_01]: Play for $40 tonight so I can get some math and, you know, hopefully get my dick suck later.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, after my girlfriend cleans herself off, she's got come all over her face back, chest, thighs, insider pussy, asshole hands, probably a little bit in her fucking weave, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm next, I'm next, because I'm not okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's the life that the two of these little fox had, you know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: She was out there horn.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was out there dreaming.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And the two of them were scheming about the future.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What would happen?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What would happen if I was a famous country musician?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I bet you that conversation was had a thousand times.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What would happen, bunny?
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[SPEAKER_01]: If I was a famous country musician, she probably said him, well, are you still fat, are you still fat as fuck jelly?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because that's an answer I need to know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because if the answers, yes, well, I'm probably going to still keep hooking and probably fuck other dudes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: decide to go on those epic and get rich and have a glow up of some sort maybe when a Grammy or two or a CMA well I'll look the other way okay and instead of fucking somebody wants a week I'll only fuck somebody want some month all right and if you think I'm joking right now I'm actually not
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[SPEAKER_01]: This was an open relationship for a long goddamn time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, 2016 rolls around.
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[SPEAKER_01]: couple designs to a lope and get married at the courthouse uh... like a good old fashion courthouse wedding isn't there go to hudders the night before with your boys have a fucking picture uh... maybe some crab legs as an appetizer six wings breaded k and uh... and then you wake up the next morning
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do some fucking out of all.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Shake off the night before and then go go get married to the courthouse.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No frills.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No dresses.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No family members.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You just go down on the courthouse and you sit in front of the judge who looks at both you and says, man, you two pieces of shit will never make it but legally.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have a better choice here today.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I got to I got to fucking marry you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I got to marry you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And God, imagine the look on his face, is he's sitting there looking at her, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hot ass bunny exo, 530 pound Brendan Fraser in the whale of a man jelly roll, staring back at you in the face.
10:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if he asks, what is it, what is he fucking do?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Does he, does he, does he, does he can he sing?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can he do something?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can this fat fuck do anything?
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[SPEAKER_01]: because if not, this is definitely not gonna work and then you're wasting my goddamn time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But, I was probably looking right in the eyes and said, yeah man, I'm trying to fucking work my way out of this goddamn trailer park and stop fucking dudes at the westward hose.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, I'm gonna give this a go with a guy who's saying a really nice cover of I got friends and low places by Garth Brooks at NASCAR Cafe on a Tuesday night at karaoke.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And this is all I got in this world.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Otherwise, I'm gonna have to marry some dirty Chinaman.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I don't wanna do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm not leaving the stage for a dirty Chinaman.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, what I leave the stage to get cleaned up for the CNA Mays?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, yeah, fuck I do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's roll the dice.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's do this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's get married.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I know what you're thinking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're thinking to yourself, Ross.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God damn it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jelly roll must have been so lucky.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He loved this woman and this was his entire world.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought the same thing, guess what it wasn't, it wasn't, no, about a month before they married, he knocked up someone else, take that in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, someone else wanted to fuck that fat fuck.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You believe that?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And they had a kid.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They had a child a month before marriage, and she still was like, well, you know what happens?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It happens in my line of work all the time, fuck it, let's get married.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's get married and just see where this goes, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even want to talk about the girl or the other child or whatever the fuck this is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just give it a whirl, baby doll, and let's see what happens with us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It never does.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Spoiler alert.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It never fucking does.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, the proposal will happen on stage, obviously, in Vegas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then after they got off stage, well, you know, jelly roll had that little infertility issue.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then another one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And maybe one more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe one more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I honestly need to hear this guy's voice back in 2016.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If it, if it sounds like today.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, maybe he's getting us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't see a world in which anybody's voice is that great where multiple people are fucking a 530 pound man at that time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, there's a handful of voices in this life that I could name.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Freddie Mercury, what I suck his dick, he's a gay guy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What I suck his dick for how great his voice sounds.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Steve Perry from Journey.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Chris Stapleton.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, all right, uh, but at least the other is a little better looking, you know, Chris Stapleton, uh, half a jelly roll.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's half a roll.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That fucking guy, uh, but he marries within his reach.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, didn't, didn't stray too far from that branch.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Found another squirrel out there on the branch and said, all right, we appear to be roughly the same.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You sing too icing to we all believe in Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's get fucking married.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How for jelly roll?
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[SPEAKER_01]: 530 fucking pounds banging multiple fucking women knocking up another one while married to bunny exo Jesus Christ it just sounds insane and if you're saying hey Ross it's a one-time thing man he's a musician you know on his way voice of the 1,000 angels nope 10 fucking months
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, he's only been married for two years at this point, was just like, man, I think I need to have a 10 month affair in a child with someone else and then just kind of figure out my life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then that obviously led to a split, which was temporary, and bunny, well, she'd briefly left.
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[SPEAKER_01]: back to Vegas, I was living in Tennessee with jelly, but the two ultimately chose to forgive, heal and rebuild their marriage.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God bless you guys.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God bless you guys out there doing God's work, you know, you're saying, you know, I, I know we've done some fucked up shit in this world.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I've been hooking you've been horing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You got a little baby on the side now that's not mine and I can't have one, I've got some, some in the fucking IDF problems or IVF.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How is the fuck you pronounce it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And, uh, and you say to yourself,
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[SPEAKER_01]: SHIT!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's give him one more chance.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's give jelly one more chance.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see if he finds his fucking way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, marriage lasts in another four or five years.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now in this time, Mr.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Roll, aka jelly begins to take off in Nashville.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of has a little bit of a country career getting started.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, okay, right on, man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Starts getting face tattoos.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right around the same time that post Malone got big, you know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you're saying to yourself, man, I could be the fucking country post Malone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Turns out post Malone is now the country version of post Malone, but whatever, man, if I can squeeze out a couple hits, who gives a fuck.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what happens and it's up blowing up now keep in mind he's still 530 pounds and she's still bunny exo hot bunny exo
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[SPEAKER_01]: Still horn.
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[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, I didn't stop horn.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So around 2023, not real sure what that whole relationship was like without a whole stitch was like behind the scenes where you can be married for close to six years and then tell your husband, you know what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of feel like popping my pussy and making some more cash.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you good with them?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he was, but also he was banging chicks on the side and had a fucking kid.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh God damn thing is weird, okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: But the media painted them to be some a Christ's light couple.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like he was Jesus, she was fucking Mary and this was some unbelievable relationship that just through resilience and trailer parks and fucking weight loss classes and all that other shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They somehow found a way to make it work.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God bless them, dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not okay I'm barely getting back and then the words start coming around you know he's got a couple hits under his belt I don't know how big that belt was at that time brought the size of sanus but got a couple hits got a fucking album
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cleans himself up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Talks about finding Jesus and getting in rehab and she's the fucking catalyst for all this and his life has turned around and God damn it he's lucky.
18:04
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, man, it's just you find yourself one good woman starts giving these speeches.
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[SPEAKER_01]: One good woman and it can really fucking turn your life around man You be somebody you can fucking pull yourself up off the floor and and step on the scale and so you know what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm 530 pounds today, but I might be 528 tomorrow depends on the size of my shit Mighty we five 24
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was taking some opiates and a little stopped up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I got a fucking turd coming out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna be a fucking eight pounder.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Might even be able to weigh it in a fishing contest.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't know if he talks like that in real life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't met him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've just heard his fucking speeches on stage and everything else, and we've talked about this on the show at Nazim, where holy Christ, every time he won something, it was water works.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it was a speech from fucking 1988.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was a pranker, get a red lobster, and I didn't think I'd be here today.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God bless everybody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Shit, I fucking lucky to be alive and I have to put a seat by grandma and, uh, uh, uh, crawling daddy, got in in my jeans.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It took a ball from me when I was 15 years old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I've had one testicle sense, but God loves me to be here, man, I'm fucking here.
19:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I never bought anything that bullshit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I never bought any of that fucking bullshit.
19:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And if you're saying yourself, why?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you buy it and it's bullshit over the years, Ross?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Would jelly?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mr.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Roll?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen some video behind the scenes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: In case you haven't turned on a television or the internet or social media and let's say the last four or five years, that mother fucker will show up at a AAA convention.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Put his head on the hood of a fucking car like he does not give a baker's fuck.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What the event is he will be there if you throw in some cash his way, he will fucking be there at the end of the day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not that a blame him, shit, you live in a trailer park, get that fucking money son, get that money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now you're fucking wife, popper pussy dude, you don't know how long this shit's gonna last.
20:27
[SPEAKER_01]: You're only as good as your last hit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I actually don't have a problem with that, I really don't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now is he over-saturated?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You fucking bet, you fucking bet, and who would he pair up with this summer?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, paired up with the country version of himself, post Malone, okay?
20:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, the same guys, one was a rapper, then turn country, he was a rapper, then turn country.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the same dude with just a lot less of Zampic on Mr.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Roll.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's gettin' there, he's gettin' there, but it's post Malone, ways, maybe one, 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was about to fitty to 60 guy and then finally slim down on ozambic and the two of those guys are on a worldwide ozambic tour that is not selling out anywhere because both of them are over saturated and again, not that I blame them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You get tattoos all over your fucking face.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You can't even be a Walmart greeter for Christ 6.
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[SPEAKER_01]: not a lot of jobs out there that are looking for 90 face tattoos.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So you got to be famous as shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You got to be rich as shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The rest of your life chances are job market's not going to be great for you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Three come to mind.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously roll and post and then I got low weighing it three.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, the rest of these dickheads, these black wrappers, let's face it, anyone's saving money or keeping it anyway, so it is what it is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The rest of these guys, low-wane, post-malone, jelly roll, have had some hits.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You could probably parlay that into, you know, fucking
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hollywood casino down there in Florida at least if things get dark Atlantic City at the Borgata.
22:27
[SPEAKER_01]: If you want to, you know, show up in Vegas at Go Spar.
22:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I used to be fun to the stratosphere at the strat.
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[SPEAKER_01]: See what happens, man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You get a little change in your pockets, doing that shit, which is great, but ticket sales aren't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And cancel three-forced to tour.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're
22:49
[SPEAKER_01]: dates are left it's called the big ass stadium tour and uh yeah uh uh turns out there's uh there's a big ass in there but it's ain't selling tickets um now cut to
23:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Country Music Awards last year, okay?
23:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Mr.
23:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Roll Wins, fucking tears, all the things and all that other shit, and again, gives another speech about Jesus, it was backstage.
23:24
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm talking everybody rap on everybody, fucking hyped up his shit, and is on camera, because he's everywhere, everybody's got their cameras out, and was kinda yelling about what a fucking gangster's wife was.
23:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe my wife used to sell it fucking pussy for money dude.
23:41
[SPEAKER_01]: You think I'd give a fuck about what's going on in this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what the context was, I wasn't backstage.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But, after giving that amazing speech about Jesus, I thought it needs a different guy than I think.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Jelly Roll is different than I think.
23:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know any of this passion.
23:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I really didn't.
23:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Did some racers for it came on today.
24:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, whoa, whoa.
24:03
[SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck is this relationship?
24:07
[SPEAKER_01]: like god damn fucking eight mile.
24:10
[SPEAKER_01]: If Brittany Murphy would have married M&M, this is this is what this would have felt like, but obviously M&M would have had to have been 530 god damn pounds.
24:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay?
24:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Had a pull him out of his house with the jaws of life.
24:26
[SPEAKER_01]: God damn it, man.
24:27
[SPEAKER_01]: It's insane to me.
24:28
[SPEAKER_01]: It's insane to me.
24:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Now,
24:32
[SPEAKER_01]: They get back together, overcoming the hurdles, and then they get their vows renewed in 2023.
24:39
[SPEAKER_01]: We're at Vegas best place to do it.
24:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go back to Vegas, babe.
24:45
[SPEAKER_01]: We're used to it, just fuck endless dudes on the strip.
24:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go back to Vegas on and just renew our vows and start a new life.
24:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, roll at this point, down about 100 pounds.
25:02
[SPEAKER_01]: And it becomes famous, starts doing a bunch of podcasts, not ours, huge shock, goes on two bears, one cave, Tom Sager and Bert Crisher.
25:13
[SPEAKER_01]: I say, hey man, we're fat as fuck, too, let's do a 5k, let's do a 5k together.
25:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh shit, man, and just the three of them talking about it, like it's a goddamn marathon.
25:29
[SPEAKER_01]: It was just endless for six months about this goddamn 5K.
25:35
[SPEAKER_01]: three miles guys three fucking miles and you're treating it like it's the fucking Boston marathon and just the lead up to it and the run and the sprinting and the thing and jellies fucking sweat and his ass off almost having a heart attack out there uh... you're just like holy shit are we fucking doing this dude is this real is this fucking real dude and it was
26:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell the world kept going.
26:07
[SPEAKER_01]: I was actually proud of him.
26:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh shit.
26:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Way to go, Mr.
26:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Roll.
26:11
[SPEAKER_01]: You're on a, well, I hate to say it, but I fucking roll.
26:15
[SPEAKER_01]: He starts losing even more weight.
26:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, here's where things get tricky.
26:20
[SPEAKER_01]: He's right around this time.
26:21
[SPEAKER_01]: He's down about 1.30, 1.60.
26:24
[SPEAKER_01]: So he's down.
26:25
[SPEAKER_01]: He's down to about 320 pounds.
26:30
[SPEAKER_01]: I like I hate to laugh but that is a lot of way when you weigh 530 and you're down to 320 you're like all right cool man.
26:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean you're you're still a tad big to play on the offensive line you know you want to keep that around 3 bills but whatever man you're you're in the ballpark you're in the area and he had lost a lot of weight dude 200 pounds congratulations woo
26:56
[SPEAKER_01]: you did it right there and they're like I'm gonna keep going dude and uh and that's when I think the ozampic kicked in uh because he starts losing even more weight next thing you know shit down about 250 pounds he's half the goddamn man he used to be
27:16
[SPEAKER_01]: But he starts to look worse.
27:18
[SPEAKER_01]: He starts to look fucking worse.
27:20
[SPEAKER_01]: And those face tattoos that he had when he was 530 pounds are now NFL fucking end zone lines that are just painted down his fucking face.
27:31
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know what they are anymore.
27:33
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like something that Mel Gibson had painted on his face and brave heart.
27:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know what the tattoos are anymore.
27:39
[SPEAKER_01]: They're all stretched out.
27:40
[SPEAKER_01]: He looks fucking old.
27:42
[SPEAKER_01]: and there is some people shockingly in life that just should have been fat forever.
27:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Just should have been porters for fucking ever, dude.
27:52
[SPEAKER_01]: First one that comes to mind, John Goodman.
27:54
[SPEAKER_01]: John Goodman.
27:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Just watch him as a kid and Roseanne and Fatta Shits and up going on a diet.
28:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he got lap band surgery maybe and he got thinner.
28:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And he looked like shit.
28:09
[SPEAKER_01]: You were like fuck man, are you dying?
28:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Does John Goodman have eighths?
28:15
[SPEAKER_01]: This is scary, like he looks scary.
28:18
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he's just kind of kept getting thinner and thinner and was just like, no, I just, you know, keep him a health and all the other shits.
28:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Same with Jellaro.
28:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Jellaro, the thinner he gets, the worse he looks and he looks older.
28:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Same with Goodman.
28:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what that shit does to your body but you look fucking older immediately.
28:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Jelly roll went from a guy that was like, you know, your fat friend of the strip club, 28 year old, to now he looks like he's fucking 52.
28:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Then you start in a question like, hey, do you have diabetes or you're gonna fucking die?
28:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what happened to you?
28:54
[SPEAKER_01]: That's, you lost all this weight, you looked gone and you got sober, you're not on drugs anymore and all that other shit.
29:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what happened here to your face?
29:04
[SPEAKER_01]: And then what do you do with all that skin?
29:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I've always wondered, is there a, is there a fucking jar or some sort of garbage bag that you keep the skin in, do you put it in the garage, do you stretch it out, do you make a blanket out of it, a quilt, do you make a fucking AIDS quilt out of your skin, from, from being that fat, I'm not sure.
29:26
[SPEAKER_01]: But you gotta get rid of it somehow.
29:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, the weird thing is you can kind of see it underneath these people's clothes.
29:31
[SPEAKER_01]: John Goodman looks like he had some form of surgery to get rid of it and you're like, all right, great.
29:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Same with Al Roker.
29:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Rokedog looks pretty fucking good for his age and all of his shit and the weight loss and the lap man and everything else that he did.
29:44
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, obviously I'm not gonna forget that he's sharded on the White House lawn.
29:47
[SPEAKER_01]: He told that story for some reason, to the entire world.
29:52
[SPEAKER_01]: But with jelly roll, he isn't there yet, and as far as the surgery goes for the skin.
29:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And so when you see him in these races, because he's still doing the five case, you can see all the skin and the jiggle on around and everything else, but he's thin in the face, and you're like, man, this is all fucking weird.
30:10
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not really sure what's going on here.
30:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah dude, it's one of those things where I look at these people and if you get offer them a time machine to go back and be fat fox, would they do it?
30:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Jelly roll?
30:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think you would, I think you would do it.
30:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, goodman, probably.
30:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Roker?
30:36
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
30:37
[SPEAKER_01]: That isn't care.
30:37
[SPEAKER_01]: He's setting his ways.
30:38
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, married for 50 years.
30:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Happy doing the same goddamn job.
30:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, only reporting the weather in New York on the today's show.
30:46
[SPEAKER_01]: And nowhere else.
30:47
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'll just be like, hey, we're going to throw it to you and whatever local market you're in.
30:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Losers.
30:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm only telling you about New York today and that's it.
30:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck off.
30:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And as this starts to continue, the relationship and the thing and the awards and the showing up everywhere and the interviews together with Bonnie and all the other shits, now they're trying to have a kid.
31:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Now they're trying to have a kid, but they're like, you know what, man?
31:16
[SPEAKER_01]: You got a fat fuck face tattooed dad, a fucking
31:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's bring a fucking baby into this world.
31:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Now she can't have a baby.
31:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
31:31
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
31:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I got my reasons.
31:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably one of those things you stick up your pussy and it kind of roaps it off.
31:39
[SPEAKER_01]: And he can't really have kids after that.
31:40
[SPEAKER_01]: He has to do the IVF routes, or the birth control, or maybe she had a shit ton of abortions, just hooking all those days, you know, look, a cream pie is gonna happen.
31:51
[SPEAKER_01]: You throw somebody an extra two, three hundred bucks.
31:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Cream pie is gonna happen, and you can go and take a plan to be the next day.
31:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what the fucking story is, okay?
32:01
[SPEAKER_01]: She's had more plan B's and fucking my guy, for probably.
32:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
32:05
[SPEAKER_01]: I could even wager how many over under in Vegas.
32:10
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know 200 300 who knows.
32:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how many people she's fucked over the years.
32:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay?
32:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, later they found the Syrigan.
32:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Little fucking mom who's you know jelly roll fan and maybe a bunny exo fan Express their excitement possible possibility of welcoming twins Look at those two Just twins Fucking a what a life you know what a fucking life dude.
32:42
[SPEAKER_01]: We're out of the trailer park.
32:43
[SPEAKER_01]: We're rich Maybe people forget about her horn
32:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're other kid that you had with another chick while you guys got married and the open relationship and all that A shit you're 10 month affair who knows?
32:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's have twins.
32:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do it.
32:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's let's have fucking Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
33:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do it.
33:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's have twins together 20 26 rolls around Grammy awards this fucking year Grammy awards this year
33:15
[SPEAKER_01]: And who wins for best contemporary country album?
33:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Jelly roll.
33:21
[SPEAKER_00]: The roll baby!
33:22
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the roll baby!
33:24
[SPEAKER_01]: He wins the 2026 Grammy for best contemporary country album.
33:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And he want to talk about an emotional speech.
33:35
[SPEAKER_01]: If you thought
33:37
[SPEAKER_01]: the 50 other speeches were emotional this one just man it was as if Jesus was still alive on that cross you know just hanging in there
33:48
[SPEAKER_01]: hanging there and rolls crying on stage and thanking Bonnie and she changed my life and fucking things are awesome and holy shit it's amazing and you know fuck I made it and you can too you know if you're out there
34:08
[SPEAKER_01]: fucking horn or meat in the horror, you know, making mac and cheese on a fucking transmission middle of fucking Georgia on a hot summer day because you ain't got a pot to piss in or a fucking stove to make it on.
34:24
[SPEAKER_01]: You got a shot in this world, brother.
34:27
[SPEAKER_01]: People bought into it, everybody believed it.
34:30
[SPEAKER_01]: emotional, they got choked up.
34:32
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a bunch of far-right people who are posting online.
34:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, he found Jesus.
34:37
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't, too, and you can change your fucking life.
34:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy, I didn't even bother, I didn't even fucking bother with it.
34:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I just said this isn't gonna last, there's no fucking way this thing goes six more god damn months.
34:53
[SPEAKER_01]: What were the Grammys February where we had June, shit, four months, not even close.
34:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Not even fucking close, dude.
35:02
[SPEAKER_01]: What does she do with her newfound fame?
35:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Shit, I'm in fucking cooking shows.
35:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And then released a tell-all memoir called Strip Down, which, Jelly Roll himself admitted that it was a rough read.
35:19
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a rough read to go back.
35:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it forced them to revisit their past pain.
35:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Was it?
35:31
[SPEAKER_01]: was, was chapter one called, uh, a suck three dicks and then called an Uber was that chapter one and then what was, uh, what was the rest of the chapters after that.
35:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
35:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
35:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I have no idea.
35:48
[SPEAKER_01]: But here we are, dude.
35:49
[SPEAKER_01]: And here's the two of them.
35:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Just sitting down, ghost right in books and just laughing about the good old days.
35:59
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, remember that when you were fucking horn and, oh fuck, now the entire world's going to read about this, huh?
36:07
[SPEAKER_00]: Shit.
36:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you?
36:09
[SPEAKER_01]: You're doing the audio book as well, or is that going to be, uh, and half the way what do we look?
36:14
[SPEAKER_01]: It is, it is going to be you.
36:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
36:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
36:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so let's do that you were fucking in all of those chapters.
36:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, are you going to try to get the actual dudes back?
36:23
[SPEAKER_01]: There's going to be actors.
36:25
[SPEAKER_01]: But we're going to do there for those voices, please.
36:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really want to fucking revisit any of that, but in the meantime, who's he to talk, right?
36:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Cheats on her has a fucking baby with somebody else.
36:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, jelly?
36:48
[SPEAKER_01]: But you kind of earned this one, all right?
36:51
[SPEAKER_01]: She went along with your fat asses.
36:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Whole goddamn time, cheated on her, knocked up some other fucking piece of ass, and the kids still walking around the world today as a tiny role.
37:03
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a tiny role out there who's just walking around on one leg.
37:10
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it's got one leg to child.
37:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I just kind of picture it like something fucked up happened.
37:17
[SPEAKER_01]: No, this little fucking carts that the kids scoot around in when they're babies, you know how to kind of teach them to walk, those little walkers.
37:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I can see one outside of the trailer park, the kid just getting a leg chopped off and a fucking law, nowhere or something, whatever the fuck happens to trailer parks, okay?
37:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I can see that happening to the kid.
37:36
[SPEAKER_01]: For whatever reason, I just don't see that child having a leg, or both arms.
37:41
[SPEAKER_01]: It's missing a limb and some former fashion, that's all I'm saying, okay?
37:48
[SPEAKER_01]: But now, that kid's got to read about the, the, the, the, the, the stepbomb.
37:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what their relationship is and all the other shit.
37:55
[SPEAKER_01]: And then the book's out and, uh, yeah, man, it's a fucking strange situation, dude.
38:02
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a strange situation.
38:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, mean time, probably asking yourself, hey, dude, wouldn't that call some fights?
38:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, yep, it would, an absolute would.
38:15
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're out there and you're married right now,
38:18
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of things we don't know about our wives, girlfriends, husbands, boyfriends.
38:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't we don't can't shame never have never will on this show.
38:26
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what you get into, but I'm sure the last thing you want to do after a long relationship, 10, 15 years later has a nice lookbook at the past, at your beautiful bride and all the dude she fucked.
38:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Every guy she slept with, as a prostitute, how much money she made, the dangerous situation and she was in, probably got shaved once or twice, probably shot a dude, probably drugged somebody up, rolled him, pun intended, fucking took his wallet, you know, I'm sure it's all in there, forgive me.
39:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't gotten around to reading it yet, however, that is now on my list, after everything that's gone on today, it is now at the top of my list to read this goddamn thing.
39:14
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'll get to it.
39:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll get to it eventually and kind of check back in here.
39:19
[SPEAKER_01]: But as you can imagine, cause some turmoil.
39:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I don't know what said or done behind the scenes.
39:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Remember, has it?
39:29
[SPEAKER_01]: They were yelling at each other, blah, blah, blah, blah.
39:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And the final straw, jelly roll filing for divorce yesterday.
39:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, a lot of rumors out there, however, one keeps popping up over and over and over again is that she fucked his best friend and that he's devastated.
39:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Now obviously, she goes to social media and Instagram and says
40:01
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm getting my sparkle back, girls.
40:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Love that, I love when women get their sparkle back.
40:08
[SPEAKER_01]: They find it, they post it, and let everybody know, I'm back, bitch is, I'm fucking back.
40:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I was trapped underneath this 530 pound man for fucking 10 years.
40:24
[SPEAKER_01]: And now, I've got my sparkle back, girl.
40:32
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you're not.
40:32
[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to vagus.
40:33
[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to find your old horror friends.
40:35
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys are going to whore out for the nights.
40:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And then fuck some wide receiver for the fucking Denver Broncos.
40:42
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, breaking news here.
40:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we got a split date.
40:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see what the split date was.
40:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just have a curiosity.
40:50
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
40:50
[SPEAKER_01]: So the book comes out a few months ago here.
41:01
[SPEAKER_01]: May 18th was on the split, a Reckon-Sylable differences.
41:06
[SPEAKER_01]: That old rag here and data marriage, August 30th, 2016, data separation, May 9th, 2021, and then a week later, he filed for divorce.
41:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, he hired a powerhouse attorney, according to this article, Rose Palermo.
41:27
[SPEAKER_01]: You might know Rose Polymermo and Nashville reps Kristen Cavalieri and her divorce from my boys smoking Jake Kotler
41:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Love Jay Cutler, not given a fuck Jay Cutler, dude.
41:42
[SPEAKER_01]: That one was contentious, holy shit.
41:45
[SPEAKER_01]: She was asking for the sun moon and stars and that fucking thing.
41:48
[SPEAKER_01]: The house, all of it, blah, blah, blah.
41:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I think Jay had an iron clad prune up, though, and let's face it.
41:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Jay was, I think we're $220 million, $300 million.
42:00
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a quarterback for the bears.
42:03
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, man, it was a moving truck outside and, uh, in Nashville, got the same lawyers and all that fun stuff.
42:13
[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, dude, it's, it's real.
42:17
[SPEAKER_01]: And, uh, he's got a real sad face and all these photos right now on TMZ, Mr.
42:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Roll, and uh, and it appears as if they're done.
42:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, was this relationship ever real?
42:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
42:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Who fucking knows anymore?
42:32
[SPEAKER_01]: You see these people to ward shows and you're like, all right, I mean I guess this is one though that I could just never fucking buy for the life of me.
42:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know how they had sex for 10 years.
42:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Even after losing, you know, two, two, 250 pounds, you're still slanging around fucking doos and a half worth of weight.
42:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's going to be, that's going to be fucking doggy or...
43:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Cal girl reverse Cal girl.
43:02
[SPEAKER_01]: That's about the only fucking positions you can get into that fucking weight There's no goddamn way She was gonna risk him getting on top of her from Mish Now granted She's used to some fucked up shit, so maybe she had her own tricks up her sleeve.
43:19
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really know But yeah dude
43:25
[SPEAKER_01]: that's a fucking rough one.
43:27
[SPEAKER_01]: See that guy coming at you right after a buffet in Vegas meets sweats.
43:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Fucking drinking dude.
43:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
43:38
[SPEAKER_01]: apparently here uh more breaking news uh they had they were going through some rough spots at the CMAs again I'm gonna go back to uh what a set of originally here I bet it was this book once he really got into this book he was like you know what the fuck
43:57
[SPEAKER_01]: do I really want to get into here the rest of my life?
43:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what is this?
44:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Now granted, yes.
44:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I was 530 pounds living in a fucking trailer park, and she believed in me and all this other shit.
44:08
[SPEAKER_01]: But to be fair, she was a horse, she was still huck into, you know, six years, seven years into the marriage.
44:16
[SPEAKER_01]: And, uh, yeah, nope.
44:20
[SPEAKER_01]: fuck dude, this this is gonna end horrifically, uh, absolutely, horrifically, what are the chances?
44:28
[SPEAKER_01]: We see a couple of tapes pop out of this thing.
44:31
[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I don't want to see any of me there, but I'll watch a watch, just had a curiosity.
44:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I've ever seen a man of that size fuck shit.
44:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Because that's the my my 600 pound life people.
44:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I've only seen a man that fat wants in my life and it was Andre the giant.
44:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's face it.
44:52
[SPEAKER_01]: He was five ten, but he was seven foot four.
44:55
[SPEAKER_01]: So he carried it pretty well.
44:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Whereas jelly rolls certainly did not.
44:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm on the fucker said he was out count in the stairs at places he had to perform.
45:04
[SPEAKER_01]: God damn dude.
45:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Shits.
45:12
[SPEAKER_01]: But I can hell bro.
45:14
[SPEAKER_01]: That's wild to think about.
45:16
[SPEAKER_01]: A sex tape with a two of them.
45:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I'm in.
45:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in day one, I'll find it.
45:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Pouring out a back video, whatever.
45:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I will find it and I'll watch it.
45:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to be happy about my life, but I'll watch the goddamn thing.
45:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Then you're going to a lot of, you're going to go out of, he said, she said out of this and the stories and the things and all that other shit.
45:36
[SPEAKER_01]: And then you know how this
45:39
[SPEAKER_01]: He had drug problems, he's going to start going back to drinking, drug and probably put on another hundo, you know, in the meantime there and it's going to be a crash in burn situation.
45:55
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you might end up dead.
45:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying, you know, you go through all that and the heartache and then the fame and then the thing sounds like a country song.
46:07
[SPEAKER_01]: One of two things is going to happen.
46:09
[SPEAKER_01]: That fuck's going to die.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Or he's going to write the greatest God damn album of all time, and I don't know which is which is which.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be honest with you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But God damn it, I'm certainly looking forward to it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's really put an extra pep in my step today when I woke up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Shit!
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I...
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[SPEAKER_01]: thoughts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought the Brazilian bungee chick was going to lead off my day today and then this happened and I was like, well fuck dude, that story is going to have to be seconds.
46:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Now the Brazilian bungee chick, this one's actually sad.
46:49
[SPEAKER_01]: This one I feel bad for.
46:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
46:54
[SPEAKER_01]: She was hot.
46:56
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... she was attractive and uh... and then that matters and if you're saying yourself for us what what about bunny exo i don't say you said she was hotter earlier um... yeah but she's a whole like she's a she's a whore uh... i mean that's a different story this was a twenty one year old Brazilian chick cute girl and uh... you know me you know me you know i always go to their social media and see what their last post is
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have to know with the last fucking post is, and you're not going to believe this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's where to go.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look this up on your own.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Last social media post was a picture of the bridge.
47:38
[SPEAKER_01]: She got thrown off of, right before she got thrown off of, excuse me, and she said, I can't believe I'm going to jump off a fucking bridge.
47:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Can you believe that?
47:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe I'm going to jump off a fucking bridge, and that was your last post.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And by the way, the picture she took of the bridge had the background of where she landed in the fucking ditch 13 stories down and died in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: In the fucking photo dude, on her Instagram stories.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit.
48:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Now if you don't know this story, I'll fill you in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It went viral and it was one of those videos where, you know, I'm questioning everything these days, whether or not it's AI or not AI and blah, blah, blah, blah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought for sure this was AI.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, there's just no fucking way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is a real goddamn story.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's no way.
48:31
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no fucking way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is real.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
48:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't buy this.
48:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to buy into this fucking story.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're too Brazilian dudes through a girl off a fucking 13 story bridge and abandoned bridge with no water.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And she wasn't even connected to the goddamn bungee cord.
48:53
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's no possible way in this life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If that's what you do for a living every single day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you do?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh fuck man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I you know that abandoned bridge and south Palo Brazil.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
49:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know that bridge fucking high There's no water underneath it either.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know, I found a job found a job things things are crazy You know things are crazy What do you do there?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dude?
49:19
[SPEAKER_01]: I have a fucking Bunchy jumping company I'm just gonna start that now kind of Lorsen tourists in and then just chuck them off a bridge Shit, I think people pay for that
49:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I do think people will pay me for that.
49:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure enough they did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Turns out, six of them were in this LLC together.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Six of them were like, man, this is a great idea.
49:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I did go back and look at their page and their business and everything else.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's real.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't like some cartel shit or anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a 21 year old college girl, normal fucking Instagram, shit,
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[SPEAKER_01]: whatever man I mean you have that helicopter crash with all the retreat and shit now this span of 48 hours usually Brazil's on the up and up okay uh... yeah there's cartels here and there and all that other shit but uh... gisels from there they have you know uh... the fucking real party and all that other shit they have the world cup there it's uh... it's uh... it's a semi-normal country you're not just hawking people off of fucking bridges just to do it
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, for those of you who have never been bungee jumping, not only do you tie the cord around your legs and you got that cord, usually have a safety cord.
50:37
[SPEAKER_01]: How do I know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I did it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I fucking did that shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was 18 years old spring break, spring break, Panama City Beach, you're welcome.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Had a million drinks, a million drinks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And the guy asked me, hey man, even drinking, I was like, yeah, a lot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, enough to throw up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I think I'm all right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Go man, boop, it's pushing me off the side of this fucking thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That was only like five, six stories, nothing crazy, right?
51:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, really want to point this out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I would have done that shit if there wasn't one of those huge, like, blow up pads underneath it, where, you know, it looks like a stuntman set, looks like Ryan Gosling, fall guy, or something jumping onto the fucking pads.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't, I wanted to just jump to a fucking bridge.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I don't really do shit like that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Gone skydiving once in my life, but it was tandem.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So it was like, all right, instructors not going to fuck this up, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then I got in a mega, but it was with a real pilot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, was that some shady shit you bet?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Turns out the makes were illegal he bought him from Russia on the black markets and then uh... both of them later crashed and died six months after i shot that movie whatever man i lived k now the shocker to me uh... for this girl who took this picture on instagram was uh... the fact that she didn't look back
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[SPEAKER_01]: When you see the video, she doesn't look back to see if she's connected.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The other thing is when you do shit like this, you can feel it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They usually tie these chords around your fucking legs, and it's some form of velcro device or carabiner, some fucking belt loop thing you're hooked into.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the terms, all right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Go to REI and figure that out on your own.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have time for that shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not even gonna bother Googleing it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but my point is this you can feel it Feel your legs locked in you can feel yourself strapped in I don't know how she got up there and and by the way So first of my I've ever seen two dudes lift the person above their head and then just throw them like throwing a dead body into a trash can
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's exactly what it was, and you're like, oh shit, that's weird, but it's Brazil, and maybe that was part of the fun flirting in a subit, you know, kind of like when you go to Carlos and Charlie's for the first time down in Mexico
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[SPEAKER_01]: Come by, they give you a tequila shot, wobble your head around, make you lick some salt off it, and then pop a bang a little rubber hammer on top of your head.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it was like that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the fun of flirting in this of it's, you know, I'll kind of have to check back in on that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, they chucked her man and she was going, she was fucking gone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And even in the video, you can see that she's not hooked up to anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I will say this, when you watch this video,
53:45
[SPEAKER_01]: because let's face it after, here in this fucking goddamn show, you're definitely gonna go hunt and pack in for this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's gonna Twitter, it's pretty easy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Most of them are blurred out when she hits the ground, though.
53:55
[SPEAKER_01]: She uses Christ.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When you see it, and she's all ready to go, and then they hook her off the thing, and she's flying, she puts her fuck, I shouldn't even be laughing about this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She puts her arms out like a bird, you know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm flying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We've all done it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We've all done the bungee cord thing and I'm going to be a little bird and all that other stuff and, you know, I believe I can fly that whole fucking thing and it appears as if she never saw that there was no cord attached to her body whatsoever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I think, at least I want to think.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to believe
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[SPEAKER_01]: that, you know, she got off this goddamn thing and off the bridge and still thought she was strapped in and this was just the magic of bungee, you know, the magic of bungee and, oh man, when's this gonna tug back up, you know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Shit, I got this real dialed in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can barely fill the cord.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then boom, you know, second and a half later, she's dead.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I thought, at least.
55:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Now here's where I wish people wouldn't do interviews, okay?
55:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Because that's the memory that I wanted to live with, so that's the memory of friends and family wanted to live with as well.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it appears as in this video.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She was happy, she was free as a bird and just kind of hit the ground and died.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Nope.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Some fucking asshole had to go and ruin it.
55:36
[SPEAKER_01]: says I saw what happens and I ran down there I was I'm a nurse and and I I talked to her what I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say I talked to her and talk to her she was she was responsive she was talking back and then she died moments later what so this girl gets hooked off a fucking 13 story bridge
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's abandoned, no water.
56:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Hits the goddamn ground.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody scurries down the fucking mountain and comes up to her and she's alert and still talking to you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God damn, that's a nightmare.
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[SPEAKER_01]: One would argue that's a bigger nightmare than not being strapped in on the fucking first place.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Shit!
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, fuck, can you just let me live in that memory that she died, you know, on impact and didn't know and thought she was attached to the cord and she went out peacefully and we can kind of move on with their lives.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, instead some fucking Brazilian TMZ or Daily Mail, whatever the fuck it is, digs up this person and is like, what did you see?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Shit, the ground up to 13 stories.
57:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I know she was responsive.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I told her she was gonna be okay.
57:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you lied to her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck face?
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's Christ.
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[SPEAKER_01]: As a parent, I don't wanna know that story.
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[SPEAKER_01]: one of my dumb dumb kids ends up doing that fucking Brazil one day lied to me just say you know what man he went off and i forgot to attach the cord and it wasn't a thought and his head or her head and uh... and it was death on impact pretty peaceful and
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[SPEAKER_01]: guidance to us for our mud huts and you know straw hats whenever the fuck else are sandals whatever we own in Brazil and and then send us to prison for for three years or whatever the fuck it's going to be okay, sorry
57:51
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be okay with that.
57:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to know this other story.
57:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody shimmy their way through the brush and the rocks and add a conversation.
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[SPEAKER_01]: After this girl bounced off the fucking ditch, Jesus Christhood.
58:09
[SPEAKER_01]: horrific story.
58:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely fucking horrific all the way around.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't need to know any of it, okay?
58:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't need to know any of it.
58:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Matter of fact, I wish I wouldn't have seen the goddamn video.
58:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm really do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And this is one of those times where again, you think it's AI.
58:29
[SPEAKER_01]: And you start searching for it and then you find all the news articles and confirm it and you figure out that it's real and you're like, who the fuck posted this?
58:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I know we're all nostalgic for the 90s and all that other shit, right?
58:40
[SPEAKER_01]: The 2000s.
58:42
[SPEAKER_01]: It's because of shit like this.
58:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to see faces of death and real life every god damn day, scrolling through my phone and some weird fucked up country around the world.
58:55
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
58:57
[SPEAKER_01]: They sad to fucking pass a VCR tape for faces of death to figure out that shit.
59:04
[SPEAKER_01]: That gross ass shit.
59:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Or look at that one website with a dude chops off his penis, cuts it up like a fucking hot dog and fucking eats it, like, you know, cool man.
59:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Like let me figure that out later on in life.
59:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need it as I'm looking for the score of the goddamn Ecuador game last night.
59:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Scroll them through Twitter.
59:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need to see this fucking girl bouncing off the ground 13 stories above with two people who run a bungee cord company.
59:37
[SPEAKER_01]: On the top of it to make matters worse is fucking interview Jesus Christ, I don't even know any of that shit, but here we are, here we are, then you think you can't get me worse throughout your day and you're like, all right, I'm all done with the internet for today.
59:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn it man, maybe let me give this one more peeksies.
1:00:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Did school ball get get traded to the braves.
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me just look that up real quick for a good badge Let me pop that open kind of let me pop pop pop pop this soap in here and just one more look When we're looking Twitter before I go to bed trying to catch some positive news here hopefully it's for my team Nope Brazil Oliver tree Oliver tree from YouTube, man Fuck
1:00:32
[SPEAKER_01]: brilliant dude man, you know, I know he looked like a mo from the three studios with a mustache and I always kind of pass by his videos and never never really played him to be honest with you.
1:00:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Never played any of his videos and then I go to Jared Taylor's house one nights.
1:00:51
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, my be fry and he goes, dude, he's in this guy all the retreats, walking on some blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:00:57
[SPEAKER_01]: puts on the TV as he always does.
1:00:59
[SPEAKER_01]: He'll make you watch fucking four hours where the shit's three hours and 45 minutes of it's gonna be terrible.
1:01:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely terrible.
1:01:07
[SPEAKER_01]: 15 minutes will be golden here like, oh my god, fuck man, why don't you start with that?
1:01:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me see your other bullshit.
1:01:12
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was all over treat.
1:01:14
[SPEAKER_01]: God comes on my screen.
1:01:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, God damn it, Jared.
1:01:17
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I don't want to watch this fucking bullshit with you.
1:01:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I'm sorry.
1:01:22
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he's no no dude.
1:01:23
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't stay on talented guys.
1:01:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Just wait, spook away.
1:01:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Like he's actually really good singer And I was like come on man.
1:01:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I was expecting like Devo or some fucking weird ass shit and turns out It was really goddamn talented
1:01:39
[SPEAKER_01]: M&I went down a rabbit hole to Gummy and I'm watching fuck 25, 30 videos together of Oliver tree and not only was he a really fucking good musician, shockingly, but he was a funny fucking dude man, had a good Gillian followers on YouTube, does this huge seven continent worldwide
1:02:07
[SPEAKER_01]: It was awesome.
1:02:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, I, dark side of this is, I was getting fed ads this morning for his series around the world.
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, tickets going to seven continents and going all these countries, I'm doing this live tour and it's going to be fucking awesome and blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:02:23
[SPEAKER_01]: And yeah, Facebook ads never stop running, brother, fuck, got servo in this morning and he's dead to buy tickets to his tour.
1:02:37
[SPEAKER_01]: And a helicopter crash.
1:02:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't this one.
1:02:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't confirm.
1:02:41
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, the bungee with thing I really went down every rabbit hole to make sure that was real.
1:02:47
[SPEAKER_01]: This one, I look, I know he's dead, obviously, but the accident itself, I have seen various images and one was two helicopters colliding.
1:02:58
[SPEAKER_01]: One was just one single helicopter hit the ground.
1:03:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not really sure what happened.
1:03:02
[SPEAKER_01]: I know it was a helicopter crash and sadly he's passed
1:03:06
[SPEAKER_01]: And it sucks, he was a wildly unique talent for the world and one of those rare people that is actually worth the subscribers they have on YouTube.
1:03:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Most of these buckers, I don't give a shit man, and I think they're worthless.
1:03:24
[SPEAKER_01]: 100 men versus one thing or whatever the fuck it is and you know they're exploiting their fucking children uh... in these videos as families and pretend to go to Disney World and you know they're getting free shit there as they got cute kids whatever the fuck it is uh... but this dude actually deserve the followers man and uh... back to back to back to back fucking weird deaths in Brazil for some reason forty-eight hours apart
1:03:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, the thing with Oliver Tree is he was a really fucking interesting dude who did a lot of wild shit and he couldn't really guess whether it was true or false.
1:04:05
[SPEAKER_01]: And that was the beauty of him where he was
1:04:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Mysterious and he had this mystique about him and And you looked at him and you're like, man, I don't know if that is true, but I know this I know you're interesting.
1:04:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I know your fucking music's great and Yeah, the last people know about you the cooler it is you are and that's so made him fucking cool and beloved Bye everybody.
1:04:27
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm sure you guys have seen the post All over social media For everybody Jared included post about it hang it out with them and He loved him man.
1:04:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody loves him.
1:04:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody loves him.
1:04:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody love this guy
1:04:39
[SPEAKER_01]: hilarious and interviews, hilarious and podcast music was great so making a fuck ton of money off of YouTube now article I read about them so we're gonna end this on a positive note here today is uh that I don't know what his family situation was
1:04:55
[SPEAKER_01]: was that he wasn't leaving any of his estate or his fortune to his family.
1:05:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Instead, he's going to give all of it away to YouTubers who are trying to make it out there and trying to make a music career for themselves and everything else and that's where all the money is going.
1:05:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know who's going to be in charge of that estate.
1:05:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
1:05:14
[SPEAKER_01]: What's going to happen with that at the end of the day?
1:05:15
[SPEAKER_01]: But pretty fucking cool.
1:05:19
[SPEAKER_01]: pretty fucking cool um so i'll keep an eye on that and see what happens with them but uh yeah man strange strange fucking weekend all the way around and it's only June kids imagine when we start heading towards November what's gonna happen fucking a bro oh holy shit
1:05:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, it's Jelly Roll making to November.
1:05:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
1:05:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Alright, I'm throwing some money on this on my bookie.
1:05:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I would say... rehabber death by New Year's, just to guess.
1:05:59
[SPEAKER_01]: rehabber death by news.
1:06:01
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no way he's going to go on a tour with post fucking malone and not booze it up or do some drugs.
1:06:07
[SPEAKER_01]: You're out of your fucking mind after going through a divorce like this and especially if she's posting every goddamn down on Instagram, which I guarantee you she is and the followers she's probably gotten now since this divorce was announced last night probably through the roof and guess what she gained one here.
1:06:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to watch that shit too.
1:06:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
1:06:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Because if she posts herself out horned with her friends in Vegas, that just pushes roll one step closer to the edge.
1:06:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not okay.
1:06:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm barely getting back.
1:06:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck it, I need some fucking cocaine.
1:06:48
[SPEAKER_01]: And I might say the end word.
1:06:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see what happens.
1:06:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see what happens.
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