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Phone Tap PODCAST: Rent a Car Ripoff · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubules friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away.
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  Speaker 1: Another jubuls un taps on the twenties Tony, I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: eighty two point five. Hello, I was looking for Savannah.
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  Speaker 1: Is Savannah? How are you? This is Casey right back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from rent a car, just checking on when
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  Speaker 1: you'll be returning the Nissan Altima that you're rented from us.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry what I'm checking to see when you'll be
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  Speaker 1: returning the car that you're rented from us. It's been
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  Speaker 1: about five weeks now, and we'd really like to get
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  Speaker 1: that car back. Oh, the car had on my business ship.
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  Speaker 1: I you know, I don't know what you've been doing
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  Speaker 1: with it since you've had it. I returned that cars
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  Speaker 1: I only had it three days. Okay, Well, the paperwork
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  Speaker 1: that I have here says it still hasn't been returned
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  Speaker 1: and it's been about a month. Well, your paperwork must
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  Speaker 1: be wrong. Because I definitely returned it. Well, I'm more
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  Speaker 1: just calling to let you know that I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be charging your credit card right now. Fifteen hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine cents. What fifteen hundred dollars in twenty nine cents?
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to charge for my car fifteen hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars for a car that I don't have. You need
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  Speaker 1: to check your records. Let me check here checking checking, Nope, yep,
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  Speaker 1: still says it hasn't been returned. So I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and have to charge your car. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't really check anything. I need you to go
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  Speaker 1: on your records and thoroughly check. You do your job
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  Speaker 1: before you start calling me with nonsense about charging my car.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just check for you one more time. Yeah, nope,
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  Speaker 1: not in there. Sorry, the car is not even check.
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  Speaker 1: It took you like two seconds. I'm telling you I
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  Speaker 1: don't have the car. Now check your records like I
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  Speaker 1: told you to, and don't call me about this anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You better not charging my car, you know, ma'am. I'd
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  Speaker 1: really hate to alert the authorities over a little miscommunication
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  Speaker 1: at follies. You are calling me Dad drein mean about
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  Speaker 1: cards that I don't have. I should have looked the
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  Speaker 1: authorities on your hat. Where's the damn manager? You six
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  Speaker 1: to your manager? Right now? You realize it's a big
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  Speaker 1: deal auto theft right like it's you could get in
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  Speaker 1: a lot of trouble. Job, well, at least I have
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  Speaker 1: a job. Man. Excuse me, excuse me? How damn you?
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  Speaker 1: I make way more than you do. I make one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty k a year. You stupid? Oh we
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  Speaker 1: look at that man, ma'am, ma'm I hate to interrupt you.
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  Speaker 1: My bad? Does that even mean my bad? So you're
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  Speaker 1: so mean because I'm cursing that that I can I
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  Speaker 1: speak your get a languin? No, I'm saying my bad. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's popped up that the car was returned on the
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  Speaker 1: date you said, and no one will turn on the
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  Speaker 1: day I said. You're stupid idiot minimum wave death making. Well,
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  Speaker 1: now this is awkward because you're upset, and I realized
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  Speaker 1: I made a little bit of a snaffoo and I
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  Speaker 1: feel bad about that, A little bit of a what No,
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  Speaker 1: you made a mistake, that's what you made a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of nas foo. You my whole day up, which
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  Speaker 1: that nonsense don't ever call me again with that Bush.
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  Speaker 1: You needs to get fired and learn how to do
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  Speaker 1: your damn job. You know what, maybe if I talk
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  Speaker 1: to the man in the house, we might be able
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  Speaker 1: to get this result. What are you talking about, I've
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  Speaker 1: run this household you listen. You're obviously angry and emotional
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  Speaker 1: right now. If I could really speak to your boyfriend, Russell,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure we could get this whole thing worked out.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell do you want to speak to my
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend for? Well, maybe you want to speak to him
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  Speaker 1: as well, because Russell set you up for your business
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  Speaker 1: for Bush my damn charges, and not talk to me
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  Speaker 1: about my Like, how do you even know about my boyfriend?
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  Speaker 1: It's simple because he emailed me to call you. Because
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Are you kidding me? No, it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: How do you serious? Yeah, Russell set you up? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, are you kidding me? I'm glad that you
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  Speaker 1: know now that it was a prank, because he sounded
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  Speaker 1: really this couple. My god,