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Phone Tap PODCAST: No Alexa · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: twenties toy I'm Moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from Amazon. I was
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  Speaker 1: looking for Jacob. Yes, this is Jacob. Hey, Jacob, how
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  Speaker 1: are you. I with the Customer Care Division, and we
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  Speaker 1: notice recently that you just bought a Kindle. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: great to hear. Something that you might not know, though,
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  Speaker 1: is that we also offer the Amazon Echo. That's a
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  Speaker 1: smart speaker that's voice controlled. Some people call it Alexa.
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  Speaker 1: You might have heard of that. Yes, I'm familiar with that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you can use it for all types of things like
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  Speaker 1: Alexa read the news, or Alexa tell me the weather
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  Speaker 1: in Peru, and she will tell you things like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's cool. Yeah, it's super cool. And according to
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  Speaker 1: our records, you don't have an Amazon Echo and you
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  Speaker 1: should get one. Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe more than one okay,
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  Speaker 1: So how many echoes can I put you down for? Three? Four?
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  Speaker 1: Well more? I mean I think were more than four. No,
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  Speaker 1: it would be something I have to I'd have to
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  Speaker 1: think about. But um okay, yeah, all right, Well you
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  Speaker 1: can always log onto your kindle and buy one later
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  Speaker 1: if you want. No, okay, yeah, so going back to
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  Speaker 1: your kindle, would you like to get another one? Some
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  Speaker 1: people buy twelve? What did you just say? I said
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  Speaker 1: some people have as many as twelve. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure maybe something out more, but the average is twelve. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have one for every room in my house. That
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  Speaker 1: seems convenient. I have three Kindles in my garage, just
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  Speaker 1: in case you're trying to just sell me stuff from Amazon.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what's going on here? No? No, I was
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  Speaker 1: just calling to check up on the Kindle that you
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  Speaker 1: bought and had a few notes, you know, so I
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  Speaker 1: thought i'd go over those. Well then, I mean, they
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  Speaker 1: seem a little bit excessive. I don't know why we
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  Speaker 1: would this would be this is what you're going over
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  Speaker 1: with me. I may well think about this scenario for
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  Speaker 1: a second. Let's say you had eight Kindles and six echoes.
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  Speaker 1: You could play music from everywhere in your house and
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  Speaker 1: then sink them together and they could all be friends
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  Speaker 1: and talk to each other. I think it'd be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I don't carefull you think it's I mean, no offense.
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  Speaker 1: But this is what what is this call about? I
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  Speaker 1: don't care if you think it is awesome, successive and stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You just want to make a few suggestions for you
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  Speaker 1: because I noticed that you bought something from our website,
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  Speaker 1: and I know I appreciate that, but I don't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think your suggestions are helpful in any way.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're Let's say you only had
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  Speaker 1: two Alexis. Listen, I don't need more than one Alexa
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  Speaker 1: or Sophie or whoever, because I don't need any more.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need more than one, so you'd like one? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I know, I don't because I asked you
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  Speaker 1: about the Alexis earlier you said you weren't interested. But
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  Speaker 1: now you said you don't need more than one. I said, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: now you're just putting words in my mouth. I said
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  Speaker 1: I'd look into it, That's what I said. Okay. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: but you said you don't need more than one, so
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  Speaker 1: that means that you want me to get you one. Right.
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  Speaker 1: What I said was I was going to think about this.
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  Speaker 1: So this is really getting frustrated. Well, yeah, it is
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  Speaker 1: getting kind of string because I'm getting mixed messages from you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not keeping mess spects. I'm telling you exactly what
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  Speaker 1: I've told you that I'm i'mouldn't I don't want one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need any more than one, or if you
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  Speaker 1: don't need any more than one, okay, you don't need one,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need one. Okay, you know what. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: That is my fault. I was too focused on the
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  Speaker 1: Amazon Echo. I completely spaced on the kindles. How many kindles?
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  Speaker 1: Was I send it out to you? Oh? My god?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Yeah? I know, I know. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry about that. The last point I'll bring up
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  Speaker 1: is what if you got too alexis then they could
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  Speaker 1: talk to each other like friends. You have gabbing away
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  Speaker 1: to me. I don't need two gadgets gabbing away or
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  Speaker 1: talking to each other. This is just crazy. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: your phone broke up. You said you need that. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need that. Oh don't need that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need any of them. I don't this is bull This
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  Speaker 1: is a bunch of No, it's not. They actually do that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: But here I have I do have a I do
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  Speaker 1: have a little bit of an issue with something you said.
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  Speaker 1: You said it was BS, and that is not those things.
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  Speaker 1: It is BS. This is outrageous, but I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know why. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: You think that I'm lying to you about the echoes
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  Speaker 1: being able to talk to me. Well, you said it
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  Speaker 1: was BS, so you don't believe me about that. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I'm talking to my wife. Well that's interesting
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  Speaker 1: because you kind of are. That's supposed to mean, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it means that she set you up for this prank
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  Speaker 1: phone called Oh my God, are you kidding me? Really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she said that you ordered to kindle off at Amazon
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  Speaker 1: and wanted to prank you. Although you probably want me
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  Speaker 1: to leave the last part out about talking to her,
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  Speaker 1: she knows exactly how she frustrates me.