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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Postal Toaster · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who admits she has a
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  Speaker 1: short fuse, and she told her husband on multiple occasions
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  Speaker 1: that she hates dealing with stupid people.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, so yeah, she listened.
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  Speaker 1: To the show. Well, when she recently found out a
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  Speaker 1: business had lost her package, she was immediately upset about it,
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  Speaker 1: and of course the best person to help her is
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  Speaker 1: the opposite of a stupid person.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a stoner.
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  Speaker 1: Max, and he's not dumb, he's just medicinally enhanced. So
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  Speaker 1: this should definitely go well. In your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, working Jeffrey's Stone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, who this? Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Who is this? Oh? My name is Max.
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  Speaker 4: I'm calling you because you were in here earlier complaining
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  Speaker 4: about like a missing package or.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was me. Did you find it?
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  Speaker 4: Not exactly, but maybe you could tell me about it.
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  Speaker 3: How am I going to tell you about it? I
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  Speaker 3: did not send the package. I already spoke to your
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  Speaker 3: supervisor a few hours ago about this. He already knows, right.
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  Speaker 4: But he put me in charge of finding it because
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  Speaker 4: I'm I came in hungover.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, uh what I came in late today? That's
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, Hey, can you describe it for me.
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  Speaker 3: No, the package, I have no idea what it looks like. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: all I know is I receive an email there's a
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  Speaker 3: package there. I get in my car, I get there
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  Speaker 3: and wow, no package?
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  Speaker 2: What oh that is? That's just wrong?
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  Speaker 3: Bro, Yeah, it is wrong. You guys lost it or something.
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  Speaker 3: The name should say page.
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  Speaker 2: A page with three gees.
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  Speaker 3: No one gb A, I g E. It's very easy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, p.
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  Speaker 3: God.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: Packages are actually interesting because there's like so many of them.
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  Speaker 3: What would be interesting is if you found my package.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, that would be cool.
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  Speaker 4: But think about it in my perspective about it from
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  Speaker 4: this person.
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  Speaker 3: Your perspective is that you lost my package.
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  Speaker 4: Right, But like the world itself is just one giant
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  Speaker 4: cosmic burrito, and packages are what you know?
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  Speaker 2: The guawk on top?
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  Speaker 3: Are you stones right? Where are you high?
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  Speaker 2: Legally I can't answer that.
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  Speaker 3: Questions unbelievable, believable.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this. Have you ever looked at
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  Speaker 2: your hand?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, now, flip it over, I mean like available, going on. No,
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying, really look at it like there's a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of like tiny aliens.
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  Speaker 3: No, you really need to find my package and stop
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  Speaker 3: looking at your hand. Maybe if you were looking for
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  Speaker 3: my package, we wouldn't be here right now.
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  Speaker 4: You're saying to focus, got it? I opened a few
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  Speaker 4: packages in the back.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean you open them? You're not supposed
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  Speaker 3: to open people's packages.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, was yours like a toaster?
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  Speaker 3: No, and it's none of your business what was in it?
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  Speaker 3: Just looked at the.
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  Speaker 4: Freaking name because I've had this idea for a toaster
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  Speaker 4: that also makes grilled cheese.
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  Speaker 3: I do not want to hear your toaster idea revolutionary package.
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  Speaker 3: Revolutionary would be finding my package.
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  Speaker 4: It's a revolutionary munchie's innovation.
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  Speaker 3: I literally do not care. I do not want to
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  Speaker 3: even talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, you found it, but I.
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  Speaker 4: Think I got an idea. What if somebody else found
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  Speaker 4: your package?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean if someone else founded awesome? You
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  Speaker 3: were in charge? Didn't they say you're in charge?
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  Speaker 2: But let's just say, like, what if an alien to.
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  Speaker 3: Get are you stupid?
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  Speaker 2: One's on your hand?
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, I have had enough of you. You need to
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  Speaker 3: stop talking. You're supervised.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, like if aliens came down.
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  Speaker 4: Right, no, no, no, take us to your dealer. Oh enough,
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  Speaker 4: welcome to Earth. You got any space cookies up.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up, it's too much. I don't know what your
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  Speaker 3: problem is. I just need my package. Are you high
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  Speaker 3: right now? Do you work here? How do you have
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  Speaker 3: a job.
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  Speaker 4: I only have this job because your husband, Nick cooked
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  Speaker 4: me up with it. Wait what, well he set you
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  Speaker 4: up for this prank phone call, so it's really like,
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  Speaker 4: thanks Nick?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you joking right now? I am?
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  Speaker 4: This is actually, as from the radio show Brooking Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning, We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm so mad. I can't even calm down.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that anger towards Nick, not me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so relieved that you do not work there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I probably would be pretty bad at that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually really bad at this too, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 3: You did you know what? I believed you? You're pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kind of a natural. You don't get it. You
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  Speaker 2: no Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties