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Phone Tap: Balloon Mandate · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: phone tap, we call a woman who's in charge of
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Speaker 1: planning a big corporate event for her company, and she's
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Speaker 1: been working on this for weeks, and apparently he's already
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Speaker 1: pretty stressed about it. So I'm guessing it doesn't help
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Speaker 1: when Brooke calls from the party store to say the
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Speaker 1: streamers are fine, Yeah, table claws good, but one item
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Speaker 1: is a major problem. In fact, it's kind of a
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Speaker 1: matter of national security. You're gonna hear it in your
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Speaker 1: phone tap right now. It's on the twenties. Hello. Hi,
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Speaker 1: my name is Kathy. I'm calling from party. Is this melody? Oh? Yes, Hi, Yes,
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Speaker 1: this is she. How are you? I'm good. I'm calling
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Speaker 1: in regards to an order you place with us for
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Speaker 1: two hundred balloons for a corporate event. Oh yes, yeah,
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Speaker 1: You've got the right person. Thank you so much. Well,
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Speaker 1: you're welcome, But I don't think it's going to happen. No, no, no,
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Speaker 1: the event is definitely happening. Well right, right, that could
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Speaker 1: be true, but the balloons not so much. I'm sorry,
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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I put the order in
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Speaker 1: weeks ago, right, but due to the ever increasing tensions
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Speaker 1: going on with China, large orders of balloons are being
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Speaker 1: frowned upon. I'm sorry. That has nothing to do with
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Speaker 1: my party's I ordered party. Is this difficult for you
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Speaker 1: to understand? You won't be the first. This is a
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Speaker 1: sixth call I've had to make like this today. What
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Speaker 1: are you being serious? Right now? This is happening. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and you know what, it doesn't help that our balloons
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Speaker 1: are actually made in China. This insane. These are just
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Speaker 1: regular balloons and your party. You know, it's just the
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Speaker 1: world we live in right now. Oh no, it we
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Speaker 1: live in right now. It is though. I would you
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Speaker 1: be okay if we delivered two hundred balloons to you
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Speaker 1: but you weren't allowed to legally inflate them? Why you'd
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Speaker 1: have to sign a waiver? So you're saying you're gonna
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Speaker 1: delivered the balloons and I can't blow them up? That's stupid.
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Speaker 1: Well at least you get add a little color to
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Speaker 1: your event. I don't need color, I need ballooms. I
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Speaker 1: don't know what else to say here. Keep saying that,
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Speaker 1: but it's not going to change our country's balloonifobia. This
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Speaker 1: isn't a thing. This is a company event, and I
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Speaker 1: don't know what to expect from. My boss is up
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Speaker 1: there giving a speech and there's two hundred deflated balloons
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Speaker 1: next to them. People are gonna think this as a joke. Oh,
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Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. Well maybe they'll laugh. That's always fun. No,
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Speaker 1: it's not. It's not funny. There's no one's gonna laugh,
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Speaker 1: especially when you said it could be a joke. What
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Speaker 1: are you an idiot? I'm an event planner for corporate events.
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Speaker 1: Like I guess I'm gonna have to call another party company.
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Speaker 1: So I'm like, this comes about that. Whoever you call
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Speaker 1: will tell you the same thing. We're all under the
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Speaker 1: same balloon mandate. There's not a balloon mandate. What is
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Speaker 1: it like on the State Department website? Like it's been
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Speaker 1: all over the news. I need you to keep up.
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Speaker 1: But the FBI believes the balloons of your party could
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Speaker 1: be used for surveillance. What is your just a I
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Speaker 1: don't know how exactly how it works, whether some country
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Speaker 1: hacks the balloons or like drones the balloons. Is that
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Speaker 1: even a thing I got. I'm just following orders. Well,
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Speaker 1: you know what, These orders are stupid, so I need
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Speaker 1: to talk to a supervisor. I get me very sorry.
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Speaker 1: Just remember this. Your government needs you to stay vigilant
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Speaker 1: and keep looking into the sky for those rogue floaters.
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Speaker 1: You need to be diligent as an employee and give
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Speaker 1: me my balloon. Oh okay, I you know. The one
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Speaker 1: other thing you should look into is if your phone's
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Speaker 1: been hacked. Yeah, there's a good chance that hacks. Are
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Speaker 1: you It has been hacked by a radio station Brooke
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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning that showed nothing but trouble.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What. Yeah, I know that because
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Speaker 1: my name's Broke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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Speaker 1: in the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on you. What. No,
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Speaker 1: I'm actually really sorry. This time. Your coworker Selene set
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Speaker 1: you up. She said you were in charge of like
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Speaker 1: planning the big company partyh my god, I was having
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Speaker 1: a heart attack. Oh you don't think the deflated balloons
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Speaker 1: would be good on the stage for a second. I
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Speaker 1: actually really really believe you thinking this would be dumb
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Speaker 1: enough to be true. I mean, wake up every morning
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Speaker 1: with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and
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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning