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Phone Tap: Dog Walker & Dad · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone taps, Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. And today, we had a special kind of
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  Speaker 1: challenge presented to us. How do we make Jose sound
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  Speaker 1: more like a child and make me sound more like
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  Speaker 1: an overbearing father? Because sometimes we have to play different
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  Speaker 1: roles in these prank calls, and that's why we use
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  Speaker 1: the magic of editing and audio tools so that instead
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  Speaker 1: of me sounding like this... Now I sound like a
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  Speaker 1: hyper-masculine father.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's creepy. Nobody's dad sounds like that, Jeff. Darth
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  Speaker 2: Vader sounds like that.
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  Speaker 3: If you're having a Latino accent, that's my dad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting turned on just hearing that. But yes, that
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  Speaker 1: was me with the pitch adjusted. That way we could
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  Speaker 1: call a lady who hired a young dog walker to
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  Speaker 1: be in her house. So you're going to hear Jose
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  Speaker 1: and me not sounding like Jose and me. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Because we're father.
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  Speaker 1: And son in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, my name's Malcolm. I'm scheduled to walk your dog
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  Speaker 2: while you're on vacation.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, hi, Malcolm. You're from the app. Thanks for calling.
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  Speaker 2: That's correct. And I just had a couple questions I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to ask you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sure.
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  Speaker 2: So in order to access the premises, are you going
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  Speaker 2: to hide a spare key from me near the house?
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  Speaker 2: Or is there like a door code?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, we do have a door code. I'll send that
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  Speaker 5: to you in an email right before we leave.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, excuse me, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm Malcolm's father. Malcolm Senior.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay. Hi.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just.
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  Speaker 4: Wondering, since you're already letting the kid into the house,
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  Speaker 4: why not let him stay the night and sleep in
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  Speaker 4: your bed?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't really need someone to house it. I
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  Speaker 5: just need someone to come. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be quiet as a mouse and I don't do
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  Speaker 2: the starfish. I just sleep on one side and curl
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  Speaker 2: up into a fetal position. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: What's going on here?
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  Speaker 3: Let the boy get a good night's sleep in your bed.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, lady.
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  Speaker 5: Are you yelling at me? Why are you yelling at me?
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, miss. When I'm at your place, would it
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  Speaker 2: be okay to use your Wi-Fi?
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  Speaker 5: Why are you even asking me that? This is a
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  Speaker 5: dog walking job. You're not to spend the night. You're
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  Speaker 5: not to hang out in my home.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, ma'am, Malcolm Sr. again.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe before you go, you could turn off the parental controls, too.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you're hearing me, dude. I just need
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  Speaker 5: a dog walker.
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  Speaker 3: He is walking your dog, but for God's sake, he's 31.
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  Speaker 3: What are you even talking about? The boy's got needs.
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  Speaker 2: It's true. I do have needs.
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  Speaker 5: This is the weirdest call I've ever had. And I
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  Speaker 5: don't know that I'm comfortable with you all in my house.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 5: Around my dog.
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  Speaker 4: Just turn the parental control off and let the boy live.
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  Speaker 5: You need to stop yelling at me, sir, and take
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  Speaker 5: it down a notch. I'm paying your son.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me. I need to apologize for my father.
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  Speaker 3: Um, you know, you're right.
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  Speaker 5: You should apologize for him. And for asking me for
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  Speaker 5: all these things that are not appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: Ma'am, something you should consider? While I'm there, I can
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  Speaker 2: do chores. No! I can sweep floors or take out
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  Speaker 2: the trash.
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  Speaker 5: You're not listening to me! I don't need that!
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  Speaker 3: You're not even going to let him look in your
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  Speaker 3: underwear drawer?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God!
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  Speaker 3: He could sort it!
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  Speaker 2: I know how to separate whites from colors. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: mention that earlier.
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  Speaker 3: No! Oh, this is unbelievable!
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  Speaker 2: It sure is!
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  Speaker 5: I'm canceling the service! Don't show up at my house,
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  Speaker 5: and don't call me again!
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  Speaker 2: But, uh, ma'am, it's me again, remember? Shut up! Well,
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  Speaker 2: you should know this is a prank phone call from
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  Speaker 2: your sister, Melody, before you hang up.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear the boy?
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  Speaker 4: You got set up by a radio show called Brooke
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  Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning!
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  Speaker 3: Good God! And I saw that coming!
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  Speaker 2: That's my dad.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: His dad? I'm a radio host named Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: He's more like my brother.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: This is actually Jose from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a prank phone call on you.
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  Speaker 2: You got phone tapped by me and Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: By the way.
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  Speaker 5: Holy crap.
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  Speaker 3: We're sorry, Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: Your sister told us that you just tried hiring a
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  Speaker 1: dog walker off the apps for the first time, so
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  Speaker 1: she thought we could mess with you.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. I was just hiring a dog walker
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  Speaker 5: and you were like, you got to turn off the
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  Speaker 5: parental control.
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  Speaker 3: That's what dog walkers need.
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  Speaker 2: In my defense, I am 31. So it's about time
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  Speaker 2: I can hear swears.
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  Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brooke and
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  Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.