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Phone Tap: Papalardo Pandemonium · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. Let's prank someone, huh.
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  Speaker 1: Today we call a guy who is getting married this
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  Speaker 1: upcoming weekend, this weekend, this weekend for the big day.
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  Speaker 1: His wife told him she'd handle all of the wedding planning,
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  Speaker 1: the venue, the flowers, invitations, everything. That's probably best. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she just put him
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  Speaker 1: in charge of one thing, Oh, booking their honeymoon. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Okay, shouldn't be too. And he knows that
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  Speaker 1: he cannot screw it up. So that's why we call
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  Speaker 1: from the hotel to say you screwed it up? Do
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  Speaker 1: you hear how he reacts in your phone? Tap right now?
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  Speaker 1: Another tap on the twenties. Hello, good morning, This is
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  Speaker 1: Ernest Clutterbuck from the hotel Jamaica. Is this a mister Patrick? Yeah? This,
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  Speaker 1: how's it going great? I'm just calling to confirm your
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  Speaker 1: reservation with us. Okay, yeah, so two weeks from today,
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  Speaker 1: we have you booked in our honeymoon suite for a
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  Speaker 1: little over a week. Is that correct? It's this weekend
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  Speaker 1: on the twenty third, not the other weekend after No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I have you on the thirty first here. Well, what's
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  Speaker 1: a mistake. Oh yeah, are you sure about that? Can
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  Speaker 1: can you double check your information? I think I know
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  Speaker 1: when I'm getting married. Yeah, we have our flights, books
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Congratulations. Congratulations on the marriage, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much. There must be some miscommunication. Can
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  Speaker 1: you talk to the person whoever did the reservation? Let
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  Speaker 1: me just take a look real quick. Okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: just go speak with them real quick. All right, Yes, please,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? Please? Hold God? Just sorry? You still there? Patrick? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was the strangest hold music I've ever heard. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Oh yes, sorry. DMX is one of our investors, right,
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  Speaker 1: well he was, It doesn't matter. Did you find out
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  Speaker 1: about the reservations more important? Yes? Yes, so I spoke
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  Speaker 1: with Jackson and he says it was your fault. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? It's on the twenty third. That's
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  Speaker 1: not what Jackson told me. Well, I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: Jackson told you. Jackson's an idiot. Okay, Well, unfortunately, sir,
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  Speaker 1: there's not a whole lot that I can do about
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  Speaker 1: it now because we have an Italian couple in there,
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  Speaker 1: the Papolardo's, and they booked it almost a year ago.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a about the Papolardos. Well, are you
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  Speaker 1: sure about that, because they're a pretty big deal. I
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  Speaker 1: mean you might know Vinnie Popolardo. He's the Becchini king
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  Speaker 1: of Abrazia. I don't care if he's the spaghetti Emperor.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't care. Dude. Well, you're being a little
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  Speaker 1: bit rude now, sir. It's nothing personal against the Popolardo,
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  Speaker 1: Paparazo whatever pasta guy that is Blenny Popolardo. Oh, Benny Popolardo.
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  Speaker 1: You need to figure out how we're going to resolve this,
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  Speaker 1: because our flights are booked, we will be there. Look, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. I understand that you're frustrated, but unfortunately
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  Speaker 1: I can't kick the Popolardo's out their VIPs here at
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  Speaker 1: the hotel, and I know mister and Missus Popolardo really
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  Speaker 1: enjoy their romantic time in the extra large bathtub in
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  Speaker 1: the honeymoon suite. How do you even know that they
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  Speaker 1: left a very nice review for us last time they stayed.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand that I'm going to be in work
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  Speaker 1: this out? You know what? I've actually thought of something
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  Speaker 1: I can ring up to the Popolardo's room and see
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  Speaker 1: if maybe we can work something out with them. Is
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  Speaker 1: that okay? Please? Yes, great? Do whatever you need to
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  Speaker 1: do to make this work. Please? Hold? What's the Patrick?
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  Speaker 1: Great news? What? What is it? The Fetacchini King is
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  Speaker 1: not against Young Love? All right? So what does that
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  Speaker 1: even mean? Are we good for the twenty third? So?
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  Speaker 1: I told him your story and how it's your first
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  Speaker 1: time getting married, and keep in mind he just had
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  Speaker 1: his seventh. So he said, for two hundred bucks, he
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  Speaker 1: will move aside for Young Love. So let me get
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  Speaker 1: this straight. You guys are gonna pay him two hundred
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  Speaker 1: to move out because I've already paid him for the room.
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  Speaker 1: No, no no, no, months ago, Remember Patrick, I spoke with
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  Speaker 1: Jackson and he said this was all your fault. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm just doing whatever I can to help you here.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even believe that this is how you're handling business.
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  Speaker 1: Charge me the extra two hundred. I can't afford for
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  Speaker 1: this to go wrong. Okay, great, Yes, so I permission
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  Speaker 1: to charge your card? Yeah? Okay, perfect, hold on just
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  Speaker 1: one second. Oh my god. All right, Patrick, so you
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  Speaker 1: are all set for this weekend. You'll see the two
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars charge on your card shortly? Whoa you set
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  Speaker 1: two hundred? You said two hundred? Yes, well two hundred
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  Speaker 1: per night? What told you the math? Dude? Patrick? I
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  Speaker 1: just asked you if you agreed did this and you said, yes,
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  Speaker 1: charge my card. I said, charge my cards for two hundred,
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  Speaker 1: not two thousand. Now I'm starting to believe Jackson was
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  Speaker 1: right on this. Oh you're starting to believe Jackson. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I can trust you. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I am I'm done with you. You're chat okay? Well,
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  Speaker 1: get me your manager of supervif the only person who's
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  Speaker 1: supervising me is your fiance Allison, So would you like
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  Speaker 1: me to put her on the line because she's the
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  Speaker 1: one that set you up for this prank call? Oh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your fiance Allison set you up. She said that for
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  Speaker 1: the wedding, she only gave you one task to book
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  Speaker 1: the honeymoon, and thought it'd be funny to mess with you. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: My heart is like beating out of my chest right now,
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  Speaker 1: like I thought I was gonna collect you, all right,
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  Speaker 1: just please hold one second, Ox, but a little old
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning